Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Fan Linger was the first to come out on the catwalk.

Putting on underwear and wearing a skirt, she has a tall and straight figure and long legs.

The men and women in Chang'an were extremely excited.

The old man criticized Yu Shinan, adjusted his glasses, and exclaimed: "If there is a woman like this, what more can a husband ask for?"

Cheng Yaojin resented him, and said with a sneer, "Fan Ling'er is so beautiful, if it's not your turn, she must have entered the palace."

With a telescope in his hand, Chai Shao looked at Fan Linger's whole body.

One eye to the binoculars, a wretched smile on the corner of his mouth.

Cheng Yaojin had never seen a telescope before, so he asked, "Old son-in-law, what are you holding?"

Chai Shao put down the binoculars, laughed and said, "Good thing, I borrowed it from my niece and son-in-law."

Chai Shao married Princess Pingyang. In terms of seniority, Chai Shao was Su Yu's uncle.

Chai Shao saw this telescope from Su Yu and borrowed it to play for a few days, and it came in handy at this time.

Cheng Yaojin asked for it, but Chai Shao refused.

Li Jing said: "This Fan Ling'er's legs are so long? Why are they so long?"

Xu Shiji carefully looked at Fan Linger's walking posture, and said, "It seems that the shoes are different, with a high heel."

After Xu Shiji said this, everyone noticed that the shoes she was wearing were different.

In the judge's seat on the stage, Li Shimin watched Fan Linger's long legs walking catwalk from behind, his eyes were straightened.

"My son-in-law, your high heels really show off your long legs."

Li Shimin smiled obscenely.

"High heels not only make your legs look longer, but also make your butt look up."

Su Yu said.

"That's right, that's it."

Li Shimin stretched his neck, very satisfied with this Fan Linger.

After Fan Linger finished walking, Xue Ji said, "Fan Linger, the number one contestant, please rate the judges."

Li Shimin held up the sign and gave 10 points.

The ministers in the audience also held up a 10-point sign.

The emperor gave 10 points, who dares to give a bad review.

Fan Linger was overjoyed that she was shortlisted with full marks.

"My daughter, thank you, Your Majesty."

Fan Linger paid homage.

She didn't recognize Su Yu, so she didn't dare to worship Su Yu.

"Okay, wait for me."

Li Shimin said with a narrow smile.

Su Yu sarcastically said: "Lao Li, before the draft, you kept saying that you don't need to choose new people to enter the palace. Now you know what true fragrance is."

Before this, the queen told Li Shimin several times that there had been no newcomers in the palace for a long time.

Let him choose some beautiful women to serve in the palace.

But Li Shimin always shirks it, saying that this was not done by the virtuous emperor, and that there are enough concubines in the harem now.

"One day and one day, before you invented the bra, and you didn't have high heels to show your figure."

Li Shimin said with a chuckle.

"An old color batch is an old color batch."

Su Yu sneered.

Li Shimin was not embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Next."

Li Shimin is addicted to watching.

Fan Ling'er went into the other courtyard of the palace and waited.

Xue Ji shouted: "The next contestant is Liu Feixue."

A plump woman, wearing a skirt dress, trembled as she walked.

Li Shimin felt a little dizzy.
Yu Chigong saw his beard flying, exclaimed: "Big, really big."

Cheng Yaojin heard Yuchi Gong's words, he laughed and said: "Yuchi Jingde, so you like this."

Yu Chigong turned his head and smiled, "Brother Zhijie, don't you like it?"

The eyes of the women in the audience were straightened, watching Liu Feixue on the stage trembling non-stop.

"As a woman, I envy her."

"Did you notice that she doesn't sag!"

"Really, it's so big that it doesn't sag."

"I just said they wear different bellybands."

The women in the audience focused on why they didn't sag.

And this is exactly what Su Yu wanted.

Li Shimin heard the discussion on the stage and said, "Have you heard it? It has worked."

"Although this is too big, I don't like it, it makes me dizzy, but it looks better in underwear."

Li Shimin likes the medium to large size, but the extra large size makes him dizzy.

Su Yu shook his head and said, "Old Li, the bigger the better, the more fun you don't understand."

Li Shimin refused to accept, and said: "There are three thousand beauties in my harem, you see as much as I do?"

Su Yu laughed and said, "Lao Li, I don't eat that much pork, but I see a lot of pigs. There are so many on the Internet, and I see more pictures than your harem."

Back then, Su Yu also read countless films
Li Shimin couldn't understand what Su Yu said, but he didn't want to continue this topic.

As a father-in-law, talk about this with your son-in-law
Liu Feixue walked around and it was time to score.

Xue Ji shouted: "Every judge, please make a point."

Li Shimin raised his card and scored 7 points.

Yu Chigong and Yu Shinan gave 10 points.

Xue Ji calculated the score and said, "The final score was 8.2 points. Unfortunately, this contestant failed to enter."

"However, the strength of this player is obvious to all. I believe that she will definitely find a good home."

As soon as Xue Ji finished speaking, Yu Chigong jumped up and shouted: "Liu Feixue, I am Duke E, look at me."

Yuchi Gong was nicknamed Black Yuchi, and he looked so dark.

He was the first to jump up and grab people.

Li Shimin was taken aback by Yu Chigong, and secretly cursed: This Yu Chigong is so decent, if you want to rob someone, you should wait until the draft is over.

Seeing Yu Chigong, Xue Ji smiled and said, "Okay, this short black adult will confess his love to Liu Feixue first."

The ministers in the audience burst into laughter.

Xue Ji didn't recognize the minister of the court, nor did she know Yu Chigong's title, so she directly said that he was a short black adult.

"Brother Jingde, Lord Short Hei."

Cheng Yaojin laughed.

Yu Chigong said contemptuously: "You are not black, you are fat."

"Unfortunately, it was preempted by you."

Xu Shiji slapped his thigh and cried out what a pity.

Li Jing laughed and said, "So General Li likes this."

Xu Shiji gave him the surname Li, and the court officials called him Li Ji, so Li Jing called him General Li.

Xu Shiji sighed, "Who doesn't like big ones."

Liu Feixue didn't know Yu Chigong either, seeing that he was old and dark, she directly refused.

"I don't like this, I want a man like Su Ma."

Liu Feixue looked at Su Yu and said.

Xue Ji smiled awkwardly, and thought to herself: Nonsense, who wouldn't want a young master like that.

Li Shimin got up to round up the situation, pointed at Yuchi and said with a smile, "Miss Feixue, that short black old man is Duke E, one of the 25 heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, and he is no bad thing."

Hearing about Yu Chigong's title, Liu Feixue was delighted.

"Miss Feixue, are you willing or not?"

Xue Ji asked with a smile.

Liu Feixue said: "Give it a try, as long as he's in good health."

This means that Yu Chigong is too old, I'm afraid his body is not strong enough for her.

The ministers and people in the audience burst into laughter.

"Brother Jingde, can you do it?"

Cheng Yaojin laughed.

Li Shimin returned to his seat and whispered to Su Yu: "See, women who are too big are usually too demanding and short-lived."

Su Yu said contemptuously: "Old Li, you are not in good health, take more Liuwei Dihuang Wan."

Li Shimin said coldly: "Boy, don't be arrogant. When you reach my age, tell me about Liuwei Dihuang Wan."

"Hey, the young man doesn't know about kidney deficiency, and he's too old to wet his shoes. Don't exaggerate Qijilang tonight. Tomorrow, he has to support the wall when he goes out."

Li Shimin spoke quite emotionally.

In order, the show girls came to the stage one by one.

There are not many scores above 9, and most of them are around 8.

After the stage, Wu Zetian waited for himself to come on stage.

Xue Ji held the number plate and shouted loudly: "Please invite No. 88 contestant Wu Zetian to come on stage!"