Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert
Chapter 421 Too Sandy, Li 2 Eats Melon Seeds
Su Yu said that Li Shimin will be the land of Liaodong in the future, which sounds pretty good.
But Li Shimin felt something was wrong.
When did Su Yu become so good, don't want any benefits?
"Liaodong has become the granary of the world, and you don't take a cent?"
Li Shimin asked suspiciously.
Su Yu suddenly realized: "That's right, I'll give you an idea, of course the land of Liaodong will count as half of me."
"Lao Li, you have a very good conscience now, and you know that you will take the initiative to share 7% with me."
I was talking so fast just now that I almost forgot about it.
Fortunately, Li Shimin mentioned it, otherwise he would be taken advantage of.
Li Shimin jumped up and said, "That's not right, every time I do business with you, you get [-]% of it. This is no problem, after all, you have contributed."
"But I went to fight in Liaodong, and you didn't do anything except talk."
"Based on this, you want to share [-]%. You are too dark. No way."
Li Shimin is not a fool.
Usually in business, Su Yu gives ideas and technology.
For example, the newly opened lingerie store, the drawings designed by Su Yu, and the production process instructions, as well as the later publicity, were all Su Yu's ideas.
He wants to share, there is nothing to say about this, Li Shimin thinks he should give it.
But when attacking Goguryeo, Su Yu wanted to reap the benefits without doing anything, which made Li Shimin unwilling.
Su Yu smiled slightly: "Old Li, you are my father-in-law, how could I exploit you like this."
"It makes sense for me to share [-]% of the benefits."
"You need to send more than 50 troops to attack Goguryeo."
"You still have to advance by land and water, and fight across the Bohai Sea."
"Also, how and when do you attack, do I need to tell you this?"
Su Yu's last sentence grabbed Li Shimin's neck.
The attack on Goguryeo was preceded by the failure of Yang Guang in the Sui Dynasty.
Li Shimin was actually a little guilty, if he was defeated, it would be a shame.
He needs Su Yu's combat guidance.
"Your battle plan is of course important, but... is it worth [-]%?"
Li Shimin's tone softened, and he didn't dare to be tough with Su Yu.
"And Lao Li, didn't you always want me to come up with the formula for gunpowder?"
"I use gunpowder to invest in the shares, and I want to get [-]% of the benefits. What do you think?"
Su Yu smiled slightly.
gunpowder?
Li Shimin's eyes turned green.
When he was in Yangzhou City, Su Yu made explosives, and he had seen the terrifying power of instant kills before.
At that time, he was greedy and wanted Su Yu to give him the formula.
But Su Yu was too lazy to do it and just refused to give it.
Now that the old matter is brought up again, Li Shimin is very happy.
"really?"
Li Shimin said in surprise.
"You are not a child, how else can I lie to you."
Su Yu raised his eyebrows and smiled.
"It's a deal, I'll give you [-]%, and you help me make gunpowder."
Li Shimin was overjoyed.
"Okay, it's a deal, you go back and tell the ministers in the court that Goguryeo must fight, and this time it will be a complete victory."
Su Yu smiled slightly.
Li Shimin patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Okay, that's good, I don't worry."
After the matter of Goguryeo was settled, Li Shimin heaved a sigh of relief, and the stone hanging in his heart fell to the ground.
Xue Ji came out of the house, carrying a plate of melon seeds, and put them on the table.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the melon seeds you planted are ready, you can try them."
Xue Ji laughed.
A plate of slender melon seeds was placed, the queen picked up one and asked, "What is this? I have never seen it before? What kind of melon seeds?"
Su Yu said, "These are sunflower seeds. I just planted them this year. I asked Chef Zhang to fry them. They are delicious."
The origin of sunflower seeds is in the Americas, but Datang did not have them at this time.
Of course they didn't eat it.
Some time ago, Su Yu suddenly wanted to eat sunflower seeds, so Su Yu planted them in the back mountain.
Now that it is ripe, let Chef Zhang fry it again.
Xue Ji grabbed a handful and gave it to Su Yu.
After taking a sip, Su Yu nodded and said, "Not bad, the taste is almost the same."
The queen tasted a melon seed and found it very fragrant.
"Well, it's delicious."
exclaimed the Queen.
Chang Le and Xiao Sizi grabbed a handful immediately, but Li Shimin was afraid of falling behind, so he grabbed it with both hands.
The queen ate melon seeds and said, "This is suitable for playing mahjong."
"Wouldn't it be nice to eat melon seeds and play mahjong at the same time."
The queen immediately discovered the correct way to open the melon seeds.
"My mother-in-law is really smart, and she quickly discovered how to eat melon seeds is the most comfortable."
Su Yu laughed.
The queen smiled and said, "Come on, let's go to the mahjong room."
"Xue Ji, bring us two more plates of melon seeds."
Xueji went to the back kitchen to get melon seeds.
The queen took the three princesses into the chess and card room.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Old Li, look at the four of them, they don't need you at all."
Li Shimin said: "We can also play mahjong, and we don't need women."
Su Yu smiled and said, "Have you brought enough money?"
Li Shimin's face darkened, he ate his melon seeds and didn't speak.
Play mahjong with Su Yu, don't feel uncomfortable.
Before he knew it, a pile of melon seed shells lay under Li Shimin's feet.
"This food is delicious, but it's too laborious. You have to peel each one."
Li Shimin peeled melon seeds with his fingernails, feeling very strenuous, and he couldn't enjoy eating.
"By the way, I can peel it and put it together, and then eat it together, so that I can get double the happiness."
Li Shimin peeled dozens of sunflower seeds and ate them in one bite.
With his eyes closed, Li Shimin enjoyed the crispy feeling.
"My son-in-law, look how smart I am."
Li Shimin yelled at Su Yu.
Opening his eyes, he saw Su Yu holding a melon seed and putting it into his mouth, with a crisp sound, the shell of the melon seed flew out, and the kernel of the melon seed went into his mouth
this speed
Li Shimin was stunned.
The shells of the melon seeds kept flying out, and the kernels of the melon seeds kept coming in. Su Yu reached the state of perfection by eating melon seeds.
Li Shimin squatted on the ground to watch how Su Yu ate.
"Do you have any tricks? Teach me."
Li Shimin's eyes widened, it seemed very simple, just tapped his front teeth lightly, and then licked with the tip of his tongue.
"I have learned."
Li Shimin put a melon seed into his mouth, bit down with his front teeth, and the shell and kernel of the melon seed shattered together.
Su Yu laughed and said, "Old Li, you need to use just the right amount of force to crack the melon seeds. You are using too much force, and you think you are a bamboo rat."
Li Shimin tried a few more times, but couldn't master the strength, and his mouth was full of scum.
"Forget it, don't eat it, shame on you."
Su Yu taunted ruthlessly.
Li Shimin was in a hurry, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, stuffed them into his mouth, and chewed them together.
"Hmph, it's melon seed shells, I have good teeth."
Li Shimin got angry and chewed melon seeds with his mouth full
Su Yu was stunned by Li Shimin's sand sculpture behavior.
"Old Li, eat melon seeds, I would like to call you the strongest in the Tang Dynasty."
Su Yu laughed out loud.
This emperor is too shaky.
Lao Chen wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he lowered his head and ate melon seeds, pretending not to see it.
When it was time to eat at night, Li Shimin said that he was not hungry, so he went directly to the bedroom to rest.
Li Shimin shaved with a toothbrush for a long time before he shaved off the crumbs of melon seeds.
Looking in the mirror, Li Shimin scolded: "Stinky boy, if you don't tell me how to eat melon seeds, my gums will bleed."
The next day, Li Shimin returned to Chang'an City with a swollen face, and Lao Chen guarded him.
But Li Shimin felt something was wrong.
When did Su Yu become so good, don't want any benefits?
"Liaodong has become the granary of the world, and you don't take a cent?"
Li Shimin asked suspiciously.
Su Yu suddenly realized: "That's right, I'll give you an idea, of course the land of Liaodong will count as half of me."
"Lao Li, you have a very good conscience now, and you know that you will take the initiative to share 7% with me."
I was talking so fast just now that I almost forgot about it.
Fortunately, Li Shimin mentioned it, otherwise he would be taken advantage of.
Li Shimin jumped up and said, "That's not right, every time I do business with you, you get [-]% of it. This is no problem, after all, you have contributed."
"But I went to fight in Liaodong, and you didn't do anything except talk."
"Based on this, you want to share [-]%. You are too dark. No way."
Li Shimin is not a fool.
Usually in business, Su Yu gives ideas and technology.
For example, the newly opened lingerie store, the drawings designed by Su Yu, and the production process instructions, as well as the later publicity, were all Su Yu's ideas.
He wants to share, there is nothing to say about this, Li Shimin thinks he should give it.
But when attacking Goguryeo, Su Yu wanted to reap the benefits without doing anything, which made Li Shimin unwilling.
Su Yu smiled slightly: "Old Li, you are my father-in-law, how could I exploit you like this."
"It makes sense for me to share [-]% of the benefits."
"You need to send more than 50 troops to attack Goguryeo."
"You still have to advance by land and water, and fight across the Bohai Sea."
"Also, how and when do you attack, do I need to tell you this?"
Su Yu's last sentence grabbed Li Shimin's neck.
The attack on Goguryeo was preceded by the failure of Yang Guang in the Sui Dynasty.
Li Shimin was actually a little guilty, if he was defeated, it would be a shame.
He needs Su Yu's combat guidance.
"Your battle plan is of course important, but... is it worth [-]%?"
Li Shimin's tone softened, and he didn't dare to be tough with Su Yu.
"And Lao Li, didn't you always want me to come up with the formula for gunpowder?"
"I use gunpowder to invest in the shares, and I want to get [-]% of the benefits. What do you think?"
Su Yu smiled slightly.
gunpowder?
Li Shimin's eyes turned green.
When he was in Yangzhou City, Su Yu made explosives, and he had seen the terrifying power of instant kills before.
At that time, he was greedy and wanted Su Yu to give him the formula.
But Su Yu was too lazy to do it and just refused to give it.
Now that the old matter is brought up again, Li Shimin is very happy.
"really?"
Li Shimin said in surprise.
"You are not a child, how else can I lie to you."
Su Yu raised his eyebrows and smiled.
"It's a deal, I'll give you [-]%, and you help me make gunpowder."
Li Shimin was overjoyed.
"Okay, it's a deal, you go back and tell the ministers in the court that Goguryeo must fight, and this time it will be a complete victory."
Su Yu smiled slightly.
Li Shimin patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Okay, that's good, I don't worry."
After the matter of Goguryeo was settled, Li Shimin heaved a sigh of relief, and the stone hanging in his heart fell to the ground.
Xue Ji came out of the house, carrying a plate of melon seeds, and put them on the table.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the melon seeds you planted are ready, you can try them."
Xue Ji laughed.
A plate of slender melon seeds was placed, the queen picked up one and asked, "What is this? I have never seen it before? What kind of melon seeds?"
Su Yu said, "These are sunflower seeds. I just planted them this year. I asked Chef Zhang to fry them. They are delicious."
The origin of sunflower seeds is in the Americas, but Datang did not have them at this time.
Of course they didn't eat it.
Some time ago, Su Yu suddenly wanted to eat sunflower seeds, so Su Yu planted them in the back mountain.
Now that it is ripe, let Chef Zhang fry it again.
Xue Ji grabbed a handful and gave it to Su Yu.
After taking a sip, Su Yu nodded and said, "Not bad, the taste is almost the same."
The queen tasted a melon seed and found it very fragrant.
"Well, it's delicious."
exclaimed the Queen.
Chang Le and Xiao Sizi grabbed a handful immediately, but Li Shimin was afraid of falling behind, so he grabbed it with both hands.
The queen ate melon seeds and said, "This is suitable for playing mahjong."
"Wouldn't it be nice to eat melon seeds and play mahjong at the same time."
The queen immediately discovered the correct way to open the melon seeds.
"My mother-in-law is really smart, and she quickly discovered how to eat melon seeds is the most comfortable."
Su Yu laughed.
The queen smiled and said, "Come on, let's go to the mahjong room."
"Xue Ji, bring us two more plates of melon seeds."
Xueji went to the back kitchen to get melon seeds.
The queen took the three princesses into the chess and card room.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Old Li, look at the four of them, they don't need you at all."
Li Shimin said: "We can also play mahjong, and we don't need women."
Su Yu smiled and said, "Have you brought enough money?"
Li Shimin's face darkened, he ate his melon seeds and didn't speak.
Play mahjong with Su Yu, don't feel uncomfortable.
Before he knew it, a pile of melon seed shells lay under Li Shimin's feet.
"This food is delicious, but it's too laborious. You have to peel each one."
Li Shimin peeled melon seeds with his fingernails, feeling very strenuous, and he couldn't enjoy eating.
"By the way, I can peel it and put it together, and then eat it together, so that I can get double the happiness."
Li Shimin peeled dozens of sunflower seeds and ate them in one bite.
With his eyes closed, Li Shimin enjoyed the crispy feeling.
"My son-in-law, look how smart I am."
Li Shimin yelled at Su Yu.
Opening his eyes, he saw Su Yu holding a melon seed and putting it into his mouth, with a crisp sound, the shell of the melon seed flew out, and the kernel of the melon seed went into his mouth
this speed
Li Shimin was stunned.
The shells of the melon seeds kept flying out, and the kernels of the melon seeds kept coming in. Su Yu reached the state of perfection by eating melon seeds.
Li Shimin squatted on the ground to watch how Su Yu ate.
"Do you have any tricks? Teach me."
Li Shimin's eyes widened, it seemed very simple, just tapped his front teeth lightly, and then licked with the tip of his tongue.
"I have learned."
Li Shimin put a melon seed into his mouth, bit down with his front teeth, and the shell and kernel of the melon seed shattered together.
Su Yu laughed and said, "Old Li, you need to use just the right amount of force to crack the melon seeds. You are using too much force, and you think you are a bamboo rat."
Li Shimin tried a few more times, but couldn't master the strength, and his mouth was full of scum.
"Forget it, don't eat it, shame on you."
Su Yu taunted ruthlessly.
Li Shimin was in a hurry, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, stuffed them into his mouth, and chewed them together.
"Hmph, it's melon seed shells, I have good teeth."
Li Shimin got angry and chewed melon seeds with his mouth full
Su Yu was stunned by Li Shimin's sand sculpture behavior.
"Old Li, eat melon seeds, I would like to call you the strongest in the Tang Dynasty."
Su Yu laughed out loud.
This emperor is too shaky.
Lao Chen wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he lowered his head and ate melon seeds, pretending not to see it.
When it was time to eat at night, Li Shimin said that he was not hungry, so he went directly to the bedroom to rest.
Li Shimin shaved with a toothbrush for a long time before he shaved off the crumbs of melon seeds.
Looking in the mirror, Li Shimin scolded: "Stinky boy, if you don't tell me how to eat melon seeds, my gums will bleed."
The next day, Li Shimin returned to Chang'an City with a swollen face, and Lao Chen guarded him.
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