Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Xue Ji walked onto the stage in a cheongsam with bone erosion and high heels on her feet.

Datang's clothes are loose and don't show off his figure very much.

Of course, this has something to do with Datang's aesthetics.

At that time, I liked the overweight body.

However, this does not mean that the old color critics of Datang do not like S-shaped figures.

The moment Xue Ji came on stage wearing a cheongsam, the men and women in the audience were shocked.

Xue Ji's figure is too good, and her skin is as white as snow, which is even more attractive.

"This is Xue Ji, Prince Consort Su's royal maid."

"Tsk tsk tsk, sure enough, a rich maid will never let you down."

"Will Madam Su suffer from kidney deficiency?"

"What nonsense, he didn't invent Liuwei Dihuang Pill, how could he suffer from kidney deficiency?"

"Why do you invent Liuwei Dihuang Pills for invigorating kidney deficiency?"

"Kidney deficiency is a fart, I am willing to die of insanity."

Seeing the sensational Chang'an men and women in the audience, especially the salivating expressions of the old perverts, Xue Ji smiled slightly.
"Dear friends, Yongyangfang is open today. Here you can find the best wine, the best clothes, the most delicious food, and the most beautiful fairy sister in Tang Dynasty."

Xue Ji held a loudspeaker and made a sound like a silver bell, the kind that could make the ears pregnant.

This loudspeaker was found by Su Yu from the system.

In the past, I just made a barrel-shaped amplifier by myself, and the effect was not good.

With so many people today, modern things must be used.

After Xue Ji finished speaking, the man in the audience shouted: "You are the fairy sister!"

Li Shimin, who was watching the excitement in the background, laughed in a low voice: "Aren't you afraid that these old perverts will covet Xue Ji's beauty?"

To be honest, Li Shimin's heart was moved by Xue Ji's appearance.

Even if it was placed in the harem, it would still be gorgeous.

Of course, Li Shimin didn't dare to think about it.

Whoever touches Su Yu's woman will die, and he is no exception
Empress Changsun asked, "What did the emperor say?"

Li Shimin smiled and said: "I said that the trumpet in Xue Ji's hand is really useful. A weak woman can actually make such a loud voice."

This thing looks very strange to Li Shimin.

The queen nodded and smiled, "Even Duke Lu doesn't have such a loud voice."

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

Cheng Yaojin ran over, followed by Fang Xuanling.

Although Fang Xuanling left first, Cheng Yaojin was quick.

"Ma'am, you're praising me for my old age again."

Cheng Yaojin's shameless queen was speechless.

Both Su Yu and Li Shimin didn't bother to pay attention to this bastard, and turned to see Xue Ji preside over the opening ceremony.

"Our Yongyang Square has prepared a lot of new things today, including a bar and new clothes."

"A new style of clothing like mine - cheongsam."

As she spoke, Xue Ji spun around on the stage, twisting her waist.

The men in the audience had nosebleeds.

"I'm going to buy one for my wife, it's so exciting."

"Does your wife have such a figure?"

"It's none of your business, I'm going to buy a set."

The women in the audience were also envious, holding the money in their hands, shouting to buy it.

"Finally, the biggest selling point of our Yongyang Square is the ten-storey Zhaixing Building behind us. There is a fairy sister here."

Xue Ji pointed to the tall building behind her and said.

Su Yu specially decorated this building to make it very fairy-like.

"Everyone enjoys playing and shopping to their heart's content."

"When night falls, please enter this building for picking up stars. Sister Immortal is here."

Xue Ji giggled.

"Now, I invite the emperor, and the most beautiful man in the Tang Dynasty, Su Yu, the son-in-law, to come on stage and cut the ribbon."

In public, it is still necessary to give Li Shimin a face.

So Xue Ji talked about Li Shimin first, and then Su Yu.

Several court ladies in cheongsams came onto the stage, holding big red flowers in their hands.

This was arranged by Su Yu according to the modern ribbon-cutting ceremony.

These court ladies have been specially selected, and they are all hot.

The old color critics in the audience were full of joy.

Su Yu and Li Shimin stepped onto the stage, the men below fell silent, but the women screamed.

"Su Yu, Su Yu, Su Yu!"

Li Shimin was very happy at first, but when he came up and found that the woman only had Su Yu in his eyes, he suddenly lost his mood.

In the harem, Li Shimin was regarded as a god by all the women.

But standing with Su Yu, Li Shimin felt that what he got was not true love.

Xue Ji came over with two scissors, first to Su Yu, then to Li Shimin.

"Please cut the ribbon with the emperor and son."

Xue Ji shouted.

click
Two people cut the red ribbon at the same time.

Su Yu and Li Shimin applauded, and the audience applauded thunderously.

The applause was also taught by Su Yu, they were not like this originally.

The two stepped back from the stage, and Xue Ji shouted with a loudspeaker: "Next, please enjoy a warm dance."

I saw Treasure King bringing up the percussion instruments with the dancers, and the girl group came to the stage in short sleeves and hot pants.

The men in the audience completely exploded.

"Wow, this leg."

"It's so exciting."

"Is this Sister Immortal?"

Treasure King commanded, and the women's group began to play music and dance, and the explosive and unrestrained dancing posture blew up the audience.

The crowd cheered and screamed.

Li Shimin watched from the side, almost drooling.

"Brother, this well-trained girl group is really beautiful and delicious."

Li Shimin said with a smile.

The queen coughed beside her, but Li Shimin didn't even hear it.

When the women's group collectively squatted and twisted their crotches, the whole audience was amazed
Cheng Yaojin saw that his eyeballs were about to fall out.

"This is so sexy."

Cheng Yaojin exclaimed.

Du Ruhui and the others also came up. Seeing the dance moves of the girl group, they felt like they were 20 years old again, and they could fight for [-] rounds tonight.

The upright Li Jing exclaimed, "Who can bear this action?"

The movements of the girl group's hot dance are too suggestive, crazy suggestive
The queen couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a tsk: "My son-in-law, did you teach me?"

Su Yu smiled and said, "My lord mother-in-law, it's not me, it's all dances arranged by Lao Li himself."

"Old Li, do you think so?"

Li Shimin watched intently, did not hear what Su Yu said, and nodded in response.

The queen thought it was really a dance choreographed by Li Shimin, and she had mixed feelings in her heart.
The woman below looked red in the face, and the man looked excited.

After a burst of dancing, Xue Ji came on stage.

"Okay, that's the fairy sister I was talking about just now, they are waiting for you in the Zhaixing Tower."

Xue Ji said with a chuckle.

The man in the audience held up the check and shouted to go to the Star Picking Tower.

The queen tugged on Su Yu's sleeve and asked, "You don't want to open a brothel here, do you?"

Su Yu smiled and said, "Why, I'm not that kind of person."

"I run a nightclub, and the girl group is just a gimmick. My purpose is to sell drinks in it to make money."

"Mother-in-law, you know that when a man becomes lustful, he spends money very generously."

These are the routines of night shows in modern society, and Su Yu moved them all over.

The queen blushed and said: "I usually see you are very serious, but you are so angry."

Cheng Yaojin heard it from the side, and felt that the Queen's words were a bit indecent.

Xue Ji announced on stage: "Yongyangfang is officially open."

The Xuanjia army stepped aside, and everyone rushed inside.

The clerk is ready to receive customers.

Xue Ji came down and changed her clothes.

Chang Le and Xiao Sizi went around a while ago, and now they are coming back to find the queen.

"Mother, let's go try on clothes, there are so many beautiful clothes."

The two dragged the queen in, and Shangguan Yun followed immediately with a knife in hand.

Li Shimin turned his head and said to the ministers behind him: "Why are you standing there, go shopping."

Cheng Yaojin held up the check and shouted, "I will never take this money back."

The generals and Du Ruhui next to him wanted to kill Cheng Yaojin.

"Okay, Duke Lu is doing well."

Li Shimin smiled slightly.

Cheng Yaojin took the lead, and a group of ministers rushed into the shop to spend money.