Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Not long after Li Shimin ascended the throne, domestic and foreign affairs were very tense, and the army needed training to deal with the Turks.

The harem and internal affairs are mostly handled by the eldest grandson empress.

Many people in the court said that the queen is the harem who is in charge of politics, and the rooster is in charge of the morning.

Speaking of natural disasters, there is also a share of the queen.

"This group of people is completely dog ​​biting Lu Dongbin and ignorant of good intentions, a bunch of bastards, kill them all!"

Su Yu scolded.

Although the words were vulgar and harsh, the queen felt relieved after hearing this.

"Well scolded, they are just a bunch of bastards."

The Queen agreed.

Shangguan Yun was shocked again.

The empress actually swears.

This Su Yu, he must be poisonous, with a few words, he actually taught the empress badly.

"Empress Changsun is said to be the most virtuous empress of all time."

Su Yu said slowly.

Hearing that Su Yu said that she was the most virtuous queen in the ages, Empress Changsun was very happy, feeling that she had received the highest evaluation.

"She married Li Er at the age of 13, had children, and assisted Li Er to seize the world. Especially during the Xuanwu Gate incident, she comforted the soldiers and boosted morale. Li Er is half of her throne."

The queen's phoenix body trembled. How did this Su Yu know that I was comforting the soldiers and boosting morale?How did he know that this happened in Prince Qin's mansion?

This guy.
"Especially those of Li Jiancheng's remnants, such as Wei Zheng, who persuaded Li Jiancheng to kill Li Er. It was Empress Changsun who saw that he was upright and could correct gains and losses, so he was retained as an official."

Alas?This is the pillow talk that the emperor and I said in the bedroom at night when we slept, does he know it too?

who is this guy
Was he also in bed at the time?What the hell?

"If it weren't for Empress Changsun, many ministers would have lost their heads."

Su Yu spoke slowly, as if he had seen and heard everything with his own eyes, completely ignoring that Empress Changsun's expression changed in shock.

"It is said that she is involved in politics in the harem. If she hadn't been involved in politics, these people would have died long ago."

"Moreover, she is the author of the book "Rules for Women", which specifically teaches women how to assist their husbands and not interfere with men's affairs. How could she be involved in politics by herself, a bunch of idiots."

Xue Ji poured a cup of green tea for the queen.

The queen just took half a sip when she spit it out.

The book "Women's Rules" has not yet been written, and it is still in her stomach.

Forget about what happened just now, at least I did it, God knows the truth.

But knowing that I want to write "Women's Rules", this is too much.

Bengong is still beating the manuscript, so you know I'm going to write it?

"Miss, are you alright?"

Shangguan Yun hurriedly took out a handkerchief to wipe the empress clean.

Su Yu stood up and asked, "Xue Ji, is it the wrong tea for Aunt Sun?"

Xue Ji was very wronged: "No, master, I just poured green tea, which is quite delicious."

Empress Changsun waved her hand and said, "It's okay, it's not Miss Xueji's problem. This tea is not the same as the one I usually drink. So I lost my composure for a while, forgive me."

"I forgot to say, this is the green tea I made. It needs tea trees, and then it is processed to clear the heart and moisten the lungs, and relieve the fire. I am really not used to drinking this Tang tea. What ginger, pepper, what? Throwing everything in there. It's really bad."

Su Yu complained.

When he just crossed over, Su Yu said he wanted to drink tea.

Xue Ji brewed a cup of Datang tea and swallowed it, Su Yu almost choked to death.

That taste, I never want to try it a second time, it's really bad.

Xue Ji poured another cup for the Queen.

With the entrance of green tea, Empress Changsun seems to have opened up a new world.

"Good tea, good tea."

Su Yu lay back on the rocking chair and sighed, "Empress Changsun is a virtuous person, but it's a pity that God doesn't give her a long life, so she died early."

puff.
The queen and Shangguanyi sprayed out at the same time.

"Master Su, what do you mean?"

the queen asked in surprise.

God does not grant longevity?die early?

"Hey, it's nothing, whatever you say, it's all about the royal family's business. I'm a grassroots, just live in peace and contentment, eat enough, wear warm clothes, and have a juicy little girl to serve me. Wouldn't it be nice to have a leisurely life?"

Su Yu pinched Xue Ji's face, it was pink and smooth.

"Master Su, is he saying that the eldest grandson empress won't live long?"

the queen asked.

This is a matter of life and death.

"Forget it, don't talk about that."

Su Yu suddenly stopped talking, no matter what the queen asked, she just kept silent.

The queen was afraid that she would reveal her secrets by asking too many questions, so she stopped asking.

"Mr. Su has the talent to know the world, and has unpredictable plans. Why don't you become an official? Li Er is thirsty for talents now. If Mr. Su recommends himself, he will definitely be reused."

The queen wanted to test Su Yu's meaning.

Such a talent let her meet, she will never let it go.

As for the trick just now, using work for relief, this is a unparalleled move.

Of course, the queen would not understand that this work-for-relief was implemented on a large scale and became a national policy. It was invented by the lame leader of the Eagle Sauce Country during the Great Depression.

"No, no, if I go to the imperial court now, I will be squeezed out to death. There are no low-ranking families at the top, and no nobles at the bottom. Ever since Cao Pi adopted Chen Qun's suggestion and implemented the ninth-rank official law, this poor family has never been above his head. .I have food and drink here, and my life is so comfortable. Why go to the court and compete with those idiots."

Su Yu knew that now was not the time, even if Li Shimin valued himself, there was nothing he could do.

The government is controlled by aristocratic families, the emperor can be changed, the big families are those, and the ministers change the soup but not the medicine.

Empress Changsun was silent, what Su Yu said was true.

They also want to solve it, but there is no way to solve it.

It has been more than 450 years since Cao Pi implemented the Nine Rank Official Personnel Law, and it cannot be resolved overnight.

It's a pity that such a peerless genius can't occupy a high position and seek the world. It's a pity.

Seeing that it was getting late, the queen got up and said: "I have benefited a lot from talking with Mr. Su today. It is getting late today, so I will visit you another day."

Shangguan Yun immediately put on the queen's clothes and fastened her belt.

"It's freezing cold, the hospitality is not good, please forgive me."

Su Yu got up and smiled.

"Be humble, your food is even better than the palace."

Empress Changsun said goodbye again and again, and Su Yu sent her to the door.

"Old Chen, send Aunt Sun off."

"Yes, sir."

Lao Chen sent the Queen and Shangguan Yun out.

Walking on the road, I saw a group of children feeding sparrows with grain.

"Old Chen, why do you feed the sparrows with food, they waste food."

The Queen was surprised.

"Ms. Sun, sparrows don't eat food, but eat pests. They are good birds and should be protected. If they starve to death in winter and freeze to death, next spring, the crops in this field will not be good."

Old Chen said.

"This is what Mr. Su told you?"

"Yes, the young master taught them all."