Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin was severely despised by Gongsun Lan.

In the courtyard, only Gongsun Lan practiced sword alone, and Su Yu was not seen.

"Xiao Lanlan, where is Su Yu?"

Li Shimin asked.

Gongsun Lan pointed at Su Yu's laboratory with a sword in her hand and said, "He's playing with birds in it."

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Playing with birds?Su Yu, a beast, actually played with a bird in front of Gongsun Lan?

Li Shimin's sense of justice instantly exploded.

"You three, it's unreasonable to come with me!"

Fang Xuanling was puzzled, not knowing what was going on.

Du Ruhui is more filthy, and he has the same idea as Li Shimin.

"This Su Yu is too much, let's condemn him."

Four people rushed into Su Yu's laboratory.

I saw Su Yu wearing a white coat, tinkering with something.

"Su Yu, you are too much, actually in front of you"

Li Shimin wanted to say that he actually played with the little bird in front of Gongsun Lan.

But he saw that Su Yu was holding an egg in his hand, which was bigger than a pigeon's egg.

Li Shimin instantly realized that his thoughts were too dirty.

Su Yu was really playing with the bird, but the bird hadn't come out yet.
Li Shimin thought to himself: Lan Lan is a dead girl, playing with eggs is playing with eggs, what are you talking about playing with birds.

However, even if Gongsun Lan said that Su Yu was playing with balls, he would think wrongly.

Sure enough, the wise see wisdom, and the prostitute see prostitution.

"My dear brother, what are you doing?"

Li Shimin asked.

Su Yu carefully put the eggs into the incubator.

"Hatch a little bird and come out to play."

When I turned on the system today, I saw an egg. Su Yu didn't know what kind of bird it was, and wanted to hatch it.

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Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling laughed heartily.

Su Yu turned around and scolded: "Don't make noise in Lao Tzu's laboratory, laugh out loud, get out."

This is where Su Yu does experiments when he wants to work intermittently.

He belongs to the kind of intermittently complacent, persistently eating salty fish waiting to die, and occasionally jumping around a few times.

When cheating corpses, they were inventing and creating in the laboratory.

Li Shimin didn't mind being scolded at all, he was used to it.

And Fang Xuanling and the others had long been used to Li Shimin being scolded by Su Yu.

Everyone is surprised.

Li Shimin grinned and said, "My dear brother, a three-year-old child knows that a hen is necessary for an egg to hatch. You are a bird's egg and you need a hen."

"You just put it in a box and you want to hatch a bird."

"I put my words here today. If you can hatch the bird, I will eat the eggshell."

In the eyes of their ancients, the mother must squat when the egg hatches.

They don't know that the eggs just need the right temperature to hatch.

Hearing what Li Shimin said, Su Yu immediately became interested.

"Old Li, you are the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, you have a golden eloquence, you say what you say, and you have no jokes."

"The three of them heard what you said just now, and the heavens are witnesses."

"When my bird hatches, you will eat the eggshell for me."

Su Yu smiled slightly.

Su Yu's expression was treacherous, and Li Shimin felt the danger, but he didn't believe in evil.

It is common knowledge that an egg cannot hatch without a hen.

"I can make a bet with you, but who knows if you will cheat and bring a hen along the way."

Li Shimin sneered.

He wants to go to court, and it is impossible to stare at him all day long.

In case Su Yu cheated and put the eggs in the hen's nest, Li Shimin would lose.

Su Yu patted Li Shimin on the shoulder and said, "Old Li, there are many people in your palace, just find a eunuch to come over and guard."

"If you are worried, you can send two of them over."

"The hatching period of this egg is not long. If it is fast, it will be 18 days, and if it is slow, it will be 20 days. It will not delay things."

What Su Yu said was very provocative, and Li Shimin was irritated.

"Hmph, who is afraid of whom? I don't understand other things. I don't know this matter yet."

"There is no mother, you want to hatch chicks, blow you."

Li Shimin was very unconvinced, turned his head and said to Fang Xuanling and the three: "You three testify, I will immediately find two young eunuchs to come over and watch over."

Then, Li Shimin seemed to remember something.

"Hey, what do you say if you lose and no birds are hatched?"

Li Shimin sneered.

He was almost sure that it would be impossible for him to hatch a baby bird.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Then I will give you this Sujiazhuang."

The countless money, grain and aluminum under the mountain behind this Zhuangzi are enough for his Datang treasury to spend for decades.

Li Shimin was overjoyed, clapped his palms and laughed loudly: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow, you can't be a rascal."

Li Shimin felt that his trip was worthwhile and he made a lot of money.

Fang Xuanling felt that something was wrong, and persuaded: "Your Majesty, the bet given by the son-in-law is too high. If he regrets it, there is nothing we can do."

"It's better to reduce the bet a little bit. If he loses, give him 50 billion."

Li Shimin was right when he thought about it.

If Su Yu reneges on his debt, no one can beat him, wouldn't it be a waste of time to fetch water from a bamboo basket.

And the bet of 50 billion yuan is not too big, Su Yu will not renege on the debt, it is relatively safe.

"What Zhongshu Ling said is not bad, as it should be."

"Boy, I'm not greedy, so how about 50 billion pennies?"

Li Shimin asked.

Su Yu replied casually: "Whatever, anyway, you are the one who loses."

The bet is not a problem, it's a win anyway.

Li Shimin rubbed his hands like a fly, and said happily: "Okay, this trip is worth it, it's worth it."

"I'm going to call someone from the palace to come over and watch."

Li Shimin turned around to go out, then stopped, and said: "No, if you change now, wouldn't I suffer a big loss."

"Of the three of them, Zheng Guogong is the most honest, so let him stare here."

"Zheng Guogong, 20 days, you stay here for 20 days, after the matter is completed, I will give you a share."

Everyone knows that Wei Zheng is sincere.

Li Shimin asked him to be a monitor, and everyone agreed.

It's just that Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui felt like they ate flies.

What do you mean among the three, Wei Zheng is the most honest.

This means that the two of them are old tricks and not real.

Moreover, the bet of 50 billion yuan can be divided casually, that is a huge sum of money.

They turned into lemon essence in two seconds.

"Your Majesty, in fact, humble ministers can do it too."

Fang Xuanling immediately recommended himself.

Du Ruhui hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I have brought my glasses and I can see clearly."

The two couldn't argue, and it was hard for Li Shimin to say that they couldn't do it.

Su Yu shook his head and smiled, "Stop arguing, you two, it's useless to delay here, and you won't get anything in the end."

Su Yu is very clear about the two of them's thoughts, that is, they want to share.

But the premise is that Li Shimin can win, which is absolutely impossible.

Li Shimin followed Su Yu's words and said: "Yes, if I lose, your work will be in vain. You don't need to say more."

"Zheng Guogong, help me look after it."

Li Shimin smiled and left the laboratory, and sat down in the yard.

Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui watched Wei Zheng sit down and stare at the egg.

"It's a pity."

The two left the laboratory with a sigh.