Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin secretly took the camera from Sujiazhuang.

At that time, Su Yu searched for it and wanted to take some photos.

Xue Ji searched the room for a long time, but she couldn't find her.

Su Yu was expected to be taken by Li Shimin.

At that time, Li Shimin looked at the camera with wrong eyes.

Now the ministers came to Su Yu to find a solution after they took pictures and said some goddamn words, but of course he would not agree.

Why should Su Yu take care of Li Shimin's troubles.

"Mother-in-law, Lao Li stole my camera and got into trouble and asked me to take care of it. There is no such reason in the world."

Su Yu quit.

The queen felt that what Su Yu said was reasonable, and it was really unreasonable for Li Shimin to hold the camera and ask Su Yu for help in the end.

But the problem is that disaster has already happened, and she guesses that Li Shimin can't handle it.

If Su Yu didn't take action, this matter could not be done.

"Son-in-law, the family doesn't speak two different languages, and you should treat your father-in-law's affairs as a tribute to him."

The queen spoke kindly.

Su Yu lay on the chair, looking at the faces of these ministers who were dying or living, he thought it was funny.

These are Datang's top IQ and force.

Civil servants and generals are all there, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Wei Zheng, Li Jing, Cheng Yaojin, Qin Qiong.
They actually believed Cheng Yaojin's nonsense that the camera would take away their souls.

Such an absurd thing, in modern society, will be laughed to death.

"Mother-in-law, I'm looking at your face."

"Lao Li is always causing trouble for me, and I don't even want to talk to him."

Su Yu said with contempt.

Hearing what this meant, Su Yu was willing to help, and the queen was overjoyed.

"Yes, the emperor sometimes does not do things carefully, you help them."

The queen said happily.

Seeing that Su Yu finally let go, all the ministers laughed happily.

"Great, the son-in-law is finally willing to make a move."

"Thank you son-in-law, we are saved."

Cheng Yaojin breathed a sigh of relief, things finally turned around.

"Thank you son-in-law, my old Cheng owes you my life."

Cheng Yaojin speaks respectfully, he dare not call Su Yu by his name anymore.

"Did you bring the camera?"

Su Yu asked the queen.

"Bring it here, it's in the carriage."

The queen hurried to the side of the carriage, opened the curtain, and took out a small brocade box.

The ministers watched carefully as the queen handed the brocade box to Su Yu.

It contained their lives, and they were more worried than the queen.

Su Yu opened the brocade box, and there was a camera inside.

Su Yu turned on the camera, and the screen showed that there were no more negatives.

"This old Li actually ran out of negatives."

There are still negatives in the system, so they can be used after putting them in, but it doesn't matter.

The ministers saw Su Yu tinkering with the camera, but they didn't talk about saving their old lives.

"My lord, can you help us?"

Li Jing asked cautiously.

Su Yu said helplessly: "Li Weigong, let me tell you clearly that there is no soul in this world, and there are no gods, gods, ghosts, and ghosts. You must believe in materialism."

"Whatever ritual you want is fake."

"I told you over and over again to have scientific thinking, but you just didn't listen."

Li Jing was taken aback by Su Yu's words.

Cheng Yaojin said: "My son-in-law, what you said is right, but it's too late for scientific thinking, please save our little lives."

Cheng Yaojin believed that he was hooked by the camera, so he would not listen to scientific thinking.

Sure enough, it doesn't make sense for someone who hasn't received the nine-year compulsory education. In this case, Su Yu can only play one show.

Su Yu smiled slightly and said, "Xue Ji, bring out a table."

Xue Ji immediately asked Chef Zhang for help, and brought out a table.

Xue Ji was listening just now, and knew that Su Yu was going to pretend to be a ghost.

The table is set, with bamboo paper on it, and a basin of clear water.

"You write down your birth date on the white paper."

"This ceremony is called Shock Receiving, and it's a psychological comfort."

Su Yu had to speak clearly, so as not to be accused of engaging in feudal superstition.

"You can call it whatever you want, just help us."

Cheng Yaojin said.

Su Yu picked up a branch on the ground and gestured in a very perfunctory manner.

Xue Ji smiled secretly at the side: Young master is too free, so he likes to tease people, and he is so perfunctory.

All the ministers were overjoyed and rushed to write down their birthday horoscopes.

Cheng Yaojin held the brush and couldn't write for a long time.

He can't read, let alone write.

"Cheng Mangfu, don't be surprised? Still not writing?"

Su Yu urged Cheng Yaojin.

"Oh, my old Cheng can't write."

Cheng Yaojin was anxious to death.

Wei Zheng took the opportunity to go over with a brush, and said sarcastically, "Mr. Lu, read more books and newspapers if you have nothing to do. Datang Daily is pretty good."

In normal times, Cheng Yaojin would definitely fight back tit for tat.

But at the moment it was about saving lives, Cheng Yaojin followed Wei Zheng's sarcasm, but he didn't answer back.

"You're right, old man Wei, write to me quickly."

Cheng Yaojin said happily.

At the critical moment, Wei Zheng is still reliable.

Wei Zheng asked the horoscope for his birthday, wrote it down, and put it on the table.

Su Yu picked up the branch and gestured a few times, then took out a piece of metal from his sleeve and threw it into the clear water.

Crash.
The water was ablaze, very violently.

What Su Yu threw into the water was actually a piece of potassium, which had a violent chemical reaction when it met water.

Everyone was taken aback, they didn't expect that a fire could be ignited on the water.

"It's amazing, the son-in-law has started."

Everyone shouted loudly.

Su Yu picked up the paper with their birthdays written on them, and lit them on the candles to pray to heaven.

After finishing playing tricks, Su Yu put down the mahogany sword and said, "The ceremony is over, you are all right."

Sure enough, these people did not have the slightest scientific spirit. Su Yu felt that all of them should re-read primary school textbooks and establish a scientific worldview.

Cheng Yaojin closed his eyes and felt it, and he was really refreshed.

"That's right, I, Old Cheng, felt it."

Cheng Yaojin said with a smile.

The others received psychological hints, and they all imitated Cheng Yaojin's way of closing their eyes and feeling, and a warm feeling flowed all over their bodies.

"I feel it too."

"Mine is back."

"The son-in-law is so powerful, he really surprised us."

"Thank you, Prince Consort."

Everyone laughed happily.

Su Yu took off his Taoist robe, lay back on the chair, and said, "Okay, the ritual is done, give me the money."

This ceremony is very tiring and cannot be done in vain.

After Cheng Yaojingang was happy, he heard Su Yu asking for money.

"My son-in-law, you didn't ask for money."

Cheng Yaojin yelled.

Su Yu sneered and said: "Cheng Mangfu, if I can calm you down, I can take away your money again. You can decide for yourself whether to pay or not."

Between money and life, of course money is important.

Cheng Yaojin immediately agreed to give the money,

"Well, it shouldn't be too expensive."

When the other ministers heard that Su Yu asked for money, their legs trembled in fright.

Who is Su Yu, the number one local tyrant in the Tang Dynasty, the money he wants is definitely not a small amount.

"My mother, how much is this enough?"

"Small the pot and sell the iron, at least you can come back with your life."

"My son-in-law, please be merciful."

All the ministers were frightened and waited for Su Yu to make a price.

Su Yu saw that they looked like they were in mourning, shook his head and said, "Everyone."

Everyone's hearts were suspended, waiting for Su Yu to speak.

"Let's give each one a piece of jade pendant, it doesn't matter what you mean."

Su Yu said.

These people can't give much money, but it's just a meaning.

call.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"My son-in-law is so kind, I have a jade pendant here."

"I have it too. It's the Kunlun jade from the Western Regions. It's the best."

"I have a jade unicorn, it's fine."

Jade is a gentleman among stones, and the ancients would wear it.

So everyone must have the jade pendant that Su Yu wanted.

Everyone took off the jade pendants one after another and put them on the table.

"Thank you son-in-law for saving your life."

Thank you everyone.

Su Yu waved his hands, lay down on the chair and began to doze off.

"My son-in-law, then I will burn this photo?"

Cheng Yaojin asked.

To be honest, he was a little reluctant.

Su Yu said, "No, this thing can be kept."

Cheng Yaojin said happily: "Well, my old Cheng will keep it."

Cheng Yaojin happily put it away.

After hearing what Su Yu said, the others also put away the photos.

After the noisy ceremony, the ministers returned to Chang'an City.