Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

It was getting dark, and the kitchen brought food.

I'm really tired after a busy day.

Su Yu was lying on the chair, and the maid helped pinch her shoulders and beat her legs.

The table was pulled over and set up, and the dishes were placed on it.

Li Shimin was hungry and sat at the dining table.

"My dear brother, it's time to eat. If you don't want to eat, I will eat first."

Li Shimin had to ask Su Yu first before he dared to move his chopsticks.

The three of Li Chengqian were still standing and did not take their seats.

Su Yu waved his hands, closed his eyes and said, "Eat it, I'll just eat a bucket of instant noodles."

Instant noodles?

When Li Shimin heard about the instant noodles, he was very excited.

Su Yu finished the instant noodles for him and Cheng Yaojin, and he wanted to eat more.

"Brother, you still have some."

With excited heart and trembling hands, Li Shimin put down his chopsticks and asked Su Yu.

When Cheng Yaojin heard that Su Yu still had instant noodles, he asked excitedly, "Su Yu, give me two buckets of old Cheng."

Li Jing and Du Xingmin didn't know what instant noodles were, because Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin ate them secretly.

Lao Chen and Chen Yuan helped put the dishes away.

Su Yu opened one eye slightly, despising the two of them.

"Instant noodles are eaten by overtime workers like me. If you don't eat good food, you must eat instant noodles. Virtue."

Li Shimin doesn't mind being despised, he only has instant noodles in his heart.

"Brother, give me a stab to satisfy my greed."

Li Shimin was soft and stubborn, Cheng Yaojin even drove the maid away, and squatted down to pinch Su Yu's feet and beat his legs.

"My son-in-law, please give me two barrels."

Cheng Yaojin laughed.

Li Shimin was actually scolding Cheng Yaojin in his heart: I only need one barrel, but you want two barrels.

This fellow is a rough guy, he is nowhere more comfortable than a maid.

Their hands are slippery and soft
"Come on, Cheng Mangfu, don't make trouble."

Su Yu wants to enjoy the pleasure of pinching her feet.

Su Yu pointed, and two buckets of instant noodles fell out of the system.

Cheng Yaojin pounced on a tiger, holding two buckets of instant noodles in his arms.

"Thank you, Prince Consort."

Cheng Yaojin ran out happily.

Li Shimin stared blankly at Cheng Yaojin who left, and asked, "My dear brother, where's my instant noodles?"

Su Yu narrowed his eyes, raised his chin, and said, "Two buckets, each of you will get one."

Li Shimin suddenly realized, got up and chased after him, shouting: "Cheng Mangfu, you took my mine and returned it to me!"

A rough voice came from outside: "Your Majesty, these are the two barrels given to me by my son-in-law."

Li Shimin chased and cursed: "I will punish your nine clans!"

puff.
Su Yu almost vomited blood.

For a bucket of instant noodles, Cheng Yaojin's nine clans must be exterminated.

"Old Tang Book. Biography. Cheng Zhijie" will record like this: In the year of Zhenguan XX, Cheng Zhijie was in Yizhou City, competing with the emperor for instant noodles, and the emperor was angry and wiped out his nine clans.

It's funny to think about.

A bloody case caused by a bucket of instant noodles.

Du Xingmin and Li Jing looked anxiously at Li Shimin chasing him out, he looked really anxious like this.

That is to say, instant noodles are absolutely delicious in the world.

"Young master, can you reward us with some food?"

Du Xingmin asked with a smile.

Li Jing is also looking forward to it. The instant noodles that can make Li Shimin so excited are definitely good things.

"My son-in-law, can you bring me a bucket too?"

Li Jing asked hehe.

The three of Li Chengqian were looking forward to it, but they couldn't open their mouths and waited eagerly.

Su Yu looked at their hopeless appearance, for the sake of instant noodles, this appearance.

With a single finger, five barrels of instant noodles fell out of the system.

"One bucket per person."

Su Yu said.

Du Xingmin and Li Chengqian were overjoyed, they picked up the instant noodles on the ground and put them on the table.
"Brother-in-law, how do you eat this thing?"

Li Chengqian asked.

I can't eat something after taking it, so it's funny.

At this time, Li Ke's opportunity to pretend has come.

He sat in a hot air balloon with Su Yu and ate instant noodles.

"Prince, this king knows how to eat."

Li Ke helped Li Chengqian unpack the instant noodles, then poured the seasoning into it, and then poured boiling water.

Others followed suit.

Waited for 10 minutes, opened the lid, and the aroma was tangy.

"smell good."

"No wonder Father is so coveted."

"It smells so good, I've never smelled anything so fragrant."

Li Chengqian picked up the fork, picked up the instant noodles, and ate them vigorously.

Old Chen said with a smile: "Young master, you should also get up and eat something. You have been tired all day."

Su Yu got up, sat down on the table, looked at the table full of delicacies, picked up the chopsticks and started to eat.

Shanzhen is right in front of them, but these guys only think that instant noodles are delicious, what is wrong with the world.

After Su Yu finished eating, the maids accompanied her into the bathroom.

The happiest time of the day is when a group of beauties and sisters accompany you to take a bath, pinch your feet and then go to bed.

After Li Chengqian finished eating the instant noodles, he felt unsatisfied.

"Not addictive, not full."

Li Chengqian said.

Wei Wang Li Tai had a feeling and said, "It would be great if I could have another barrel."

Li Jing and Du Xingmin are generals, and they eat even more.

A bucket of instant noodles is not enough to fill you up, and you can't get enough of it.

At this time, Li Ke pretended to hold the instant noodle bucket again and drank the soup.

"This will give you a feeling of fullness. Instant noodles are so expensive, how can you be full?"

Li Ke said coldly.

Following Li Ke's example, Li Chengqian and Li Tai picked up the bucket of instant noodles and drank the soup.

Putting down the instant noodle bucket, Li Chengqian wiped his mouth and said, "I really feel full."

Du Xingmin and Li Jing also drank the soup.

Old Chen and Chen Yuan couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?"

Du Xingmin asked.

Old Chen said: "Young master has said several times that instant noodles are not nutritious. There are so many delicious foods in front of you, but you only eat instant noodles."

Chen Yuan said with a smile: "Young Master himself doesn't like to eat, but you are rushing to eat."

The two of them also liked it, but after Su Yu said it a few times, they didn't eat much.

Li Ke pretended not to understand at this time.

"Otherwise, my brother-in-law eats a lot, that's why I said that."

"To us, this instant noodle is like a peach in the sky."

"And we can eat these meals anytime, so instant noodles are better than these."

After Li Ke finished speaking, Li Chengqian and Li Tai couldn't help but nodded in agreement.

"Yes, indeed."

For the first time, Li Chengqian agreed with Li Ke's words.

Not to be outdone, Li Tai praised: "This noodle should only be found in the sky, how can there be a few times in the world to eat it."

Lao Chen was speechless and could only eat the meat by himself.

In the palace, Li Shimin finished a bucket of instant noodles, took a shower and went to bed satisfied.

Cheng Yaojin finally succumbed to Li Shimin's lust and gave him a bucket of instant noodles.

Cheng Yaojin was in the room by himself, soaked a bucket of noodles, and finished eating, but was still hungry.

He eats a lot.

After finishing the soup, they went to the backyard again. Old Chen and Chen Yuan were almost finished eating.

"Lu Guogong, why are you here again?"

Chen Yuan laughed.

Li Jing, Du Xingmin, and Li Chengqian left first.

Cheng Yaojin said: "I can't get enough of a bucket of instant noodles, I'll eat more."

Sitting down, Cheng Yaojin devoured it hungrily, until he was full.

Then go back to bed.

In the backyard room.

Su Yu was lying on the bed, with a dozen maids waiting by his side.

Du Xingmin knew Su Yu's thoughts very well. The bed was round and big enough for a dozen maids to sleep on it.

"My son-in-law, why is your room so cool?"

The maid leaned sideways on Su Yu's chest, their strong muscles made them very
Su Yu pointed to the small pot above his head, and said with a smile, "Because this small pot can cool down."

The maids raised their heads and saw a small pitch-black jar, which was exactly the one Su Yu used to hold the ice silkworms.

"Why is this jar cold?"

asked the maid.

Su Yu smiled and said: "Don't ask why, I feel a little cold, who will warm my bed?"

The maids screamed excitedly: "I want, I want!"

The maids rushed forward.