Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Jing and Lao Chen laughed without saying a word.

To be a human being is to eat more and talk less, Cheng Yaojin is always chattering non-stop.

Now it's all right, he paid for the meal.

Cheng Yaojin shouted that this free hot pot meal is too expensive.

He got up and looked at the crowd still queuing up, tears were about to come out.

"My son-in-law, how many people are there?"

Cheng Yaojin asked Su Yu.

"Well, what we're talking about is free today, and the deadline is midnight tonight, so it's early."

Su Yu took a sip of wine and smiled slightly.

Cheng Yaojin became anxious, and said: "My son-in-law, it can't be counted like this. The sun has set and the day has passed. Let them go back."

Li Shimin, who was in a hurry to get angry just now, didn't panic at all.

"Lu Guogong, since you said you can eat hot pot for free for one day, it must be one day."

"This matter has something to do with the decency of the imperial court and me. It's not a joke. Let them eat until midnight."

Li Shimin poured himself a glass of wine, feeling full.

Cheng Yaojin pointed to the crowd downstairs and said, "Your Majesty, there are still many people."

Li Shimin gloated and said with a smile: "How many?"

Cheng Yaojin snapped his fingers and said, "A lot."

Li Jing almost died of laughter, could it be that Cheng Yaojin doesn't know how to count?

Or did he go crazy and talk a lot, how much is a lot?
Li Shimin nodded and said with a smile: "My dear brother, Lu Guogong said that there are too many people, and I'm afraid they won't be able to finish eating by the time."

"In my opinion, it's better to eat until tomorrow morning."

Su Yu glanced at Cheng Yaojin, smiled slightly and said, "Very good, I second the proposal."

puff.
Cheng Yaojin wanted to vomit blood.

"No, no, Zishi, Zishi."

"How can you change the time set by the emperor just as you say? How decent is it?"

Cheng Yaojin hastily stopped him.

Su Yu stood up and said, "It's getting late, I'm going back to take a shower and sleep."

Su Yu got up and went out, Lao Chen followed.

After Su Yu left, there was no air-conditioning in the private room, and the heat of the evening rushed in, making Li Shimin feel very hot all over.

"I'm going back too."

Li Shimin got up, and Li Jing walked downstairs with him.

Cheng Yaojin stood by the window, staring blankly, he wanted to die, he wanted to jump off the building
When Su Yu went downstairs, Chen Yuan said loudly, "It's Mr. Su who invited everyone to eat hot pot for free."

The people got up and thanked him one after another.

"Thank you Su Gongzi."

"Young master Su will live a hundred years, and many sons will bring blessings."

"Master Su is really a living Bodhisattva."

"Young Master Su is the most handsome."

Those old people who eat hot pot wish Su Yu many children and good luck, and the woman sees Su Yu and shouts how handsome
Su Yu smiled slightly and walked slowly through the crowd.

Cheng Yaojin saw everyone thanking Su Yu upstairs, and his forehead was smoking with anger.

"It's not him. I, Lao Cheng, paid for it. You should thank me."

"Look here, here!"

Cheng Yaojin leaned on the window, danced and shouted loudly, but his voice was drowned in the cheers of the people, and no one could hear him.

Behind Su Yu, Li Shimin felt very upset when he saw that the people worshiped Su Yu and not the emperor.

Chen Yuan saw Cheng Yaojin jumping up and down downstairs, and deliberately waved to Cheng Yaojin.

Li Shimin looked back at Cheng Yaojin, seeing how he was being taken advantage of, his mood suddenly improved.

"Fortunately, I'm not the one paying the bill this time."

Li Shimin followed Su Yu back to the Governor's Mansion with a smile.

When Su Yu left, the people stopped shouting, and Cheng Yaojin was tired.

Sitting alone in a private room, drinking non-stop.

"I paid for it, drink more."

Cheng Yaojin said angrily.

Su Yu returned home, entered the room, and hung the jar on the roof.

The maids came over with fans and said coquettishly, "Master, you took the pot away, we are so hot."

Saying that, the maids took off their tulle clothes one after another
They were all sweaty, their faces were flushed, and they looked very attractive.

"Go, take a bath with me, and let you cool down."

Su Yu laughed.

"We will."

The maids smiled and hugged Su Yu into the bathroom.

Li Shimin returned to the palace room, changed his clothes, and felt stuffy.

It was getting dark, but the heat was hard to dissipate. Li Shimin felt hot again after taking a bath.

"It's too hot at night, what to do."

Li Shimin was talking to himself alone, while the two court ladies fanned the wind with big cattail fans behind them.

"The ice silkworm jar is too dangerous to be in my room."

"That"

Li Shimin had a flash of inspiration, he laughed twice, got up and went to the backyard of the Dudu Mansion.

Just entering the door, I met Lao Chen.

"Your Majesty, are you looking for your son?"

Old Chen asked.

Li Shimin looked at Lao Chen silently, his mind was spinning rapidly.
"Ah."

Li Shimin nodded slightly, as if he had decided on something.

"You come with me."

Li Shimin took Lao Chen to Su Yu's room.

The door of the room was closed, but there was no sound from inside.

"Is the brat not here?"

Li Shimin said strangely.

Lao Chen pushed open the window, but no one was inside.

"Young master is still in the bathroom."

Old Chen estimated.

Li Shimin happily pushed the door open, sat on the stool, and poured himself a cup of tea.

The temperature in the room is low, the tea is cold and delicious.

"Hey"

Li Shimin sighed comfortably, and then said to Old Chen: "Go find someone to bring me a bed."

Old Chen was stunned.
What kind of shit is this?

Li Shimin wants to share a room with Su Yu?
Isn't it embarrassing?

The young master was having fun with a dozen maids at night. Li Shimin just watched?

"Your Majesty, something is wrong."

Old Chen said.

Li Shimin didn't care, and said: "There is nothing wrong, my palace is so hot that I can't sleep."

"I and the stinky boy are Weng's son-in-law, there is no inconvenience."

"The place over there is quite spacious, so it's right here."

Li Shimin pointed to the open space next to it. There is a screen here, and the maids usually change clothes here.

If the screen is removed, it will indeed free up space.

Old Chen was completely speechless, it seemed that Li Shimin was determined to live here.

"Your Majesty, you must disagree, I'm afraid."

Old Chen kindly reminded.

Li Shimin waved his hands and said, "It's okay, just go and move the bed."

Seeing that he couldn't be persuaded, Lao Chen simply refused to persuade him.

After leaving the room, Lao Chen asked someone to move a small bed over.

Move the screen out of the room again.

In this way, Li Shimin stayed in Su Yu's room smoothly.

"Okay, let's go, I'll just stay here."

Li Shimin lay down comfortably and began to enjoy the air-conditioning.

Lao Chen came out, the soldiers left, Lao Chen felt bad, and waited for Su Yu to come out at the bathroom door
After a long time, the maids hugged Su Yu and came out.

"Sir, there is a situation."

Old Chen said quickly.

Su Yu said, "What's the rush? Six Zhaos attack and destroy Zhaocheng?"

Lao Chen shook his head and said, "Old Li has moved into your room, and he won't leave."

The maids were very surprised.
"Young master, the emperor is in the room, what about us?"

"Okay, so what are we going to do at night?"

"Is the emperor so thick-skinned?"

The maids despised Li Shimin all over the place.

They knew that Old Chen was Su Yu's confidant, and it was fine to speak ill of Li Shimin.

Su Yu smiled and said: "It's okay, I have a way to let him move away by himself."