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Chapter 785 Stole?I still have a water bed

Cheng Yaojin talked about his achievements, and he was beaming with joy.

In Yuzui Town, he killed more than 20 disciples of the Gu Sect, and the battle was indeed fruitful.

But he is invulnerable to a hundred gus because Su Yu gave him the poop of ice silkworms.

Cheng Yaojin was ashamed of this matter and absolutely didn't want to mention it.

Li Shimin issued the imperial decree, but Lao Chen pretended to say it helplessly.

Li Shimin laughed loudly: "Is ice silkworm shit delicious? Lu Guogong?"

Eating feces, of course, is the feces of ice silkworms.

Although the excrement of the ice silkworm can cure all poisons, it is still excrement after all.

Cheng Yaojin's complacent energy was completely wiped out.

"Old Chen, you have gone too far."

Cheng Yaojin didn't like it.

On the way back, Cheng Yaojin specifically explained to Su Yu, Lao Chen, Chen Yuan, and Li Mufeng that they were absolutely not allowed to mention these things.

Unexpectedly, it was still said.

Old Chen said helplessly: "Duke Lu, it was my breach of trust, my fault."

"But the emperor issued an imperial edict and asked me, do you think I can still resist the edict?"

Li Shimin said with a smile: "Old Chen has done a good job, obedience to the imperial decree is the minimum cultivation of a courtier."

Cheng Yaojin couldn't sit here any longer, he got up and said: "Your Majesty, you have come back from Yuzui Town and haven't bathed yet, I'm going to wash up."

Cheng Yaojin found an excuse to slip away.

So embarrassing here.

Li Shimin did not forget to make up the knife at the end: "Lu Guogong, remember to eat some more, in case there are still Gu worms in the body."

Cheng Yaojin went back to the room cursing in his heart.

After Lao Chen sat down, Li Shimin finished laughing and said, "The battle report for destroying Zhaocheng is here. Li Jing killed more than 5 enemies in the first battle, a great victory."

Li Shimin gave Lao Chen the battle report in his hand.

After reading the battle report, Old Chen said happily: "They didn't lose any of them, what a great victory."

The so-called killing an enemy one thousand will hurt eight hundred, and it is impossible to kill an enemy on the battlefield without harming yourself.

A complete victory like Li Jing is rare.

"Yeah, killing 2 enemies, according to common sense, there must be at least [-] casualties."

Li Shimin exclaimed.

He has been fighting all year round, how can he not know how cruel the battlefield is.

Old Chen said with shame: "We killed 68 brothers in Yuzui Town."

Li Shimin quickly said: "I'm not showing you the battle report to say that Yuzui Town is not fighting well."

"The muskets in Li Jing's hands are useful for the troops of the Six Commandments."

"The Gu religion uses Gu worms, how could it be the same?"

"You Yuzui Town defeated the Gu Sect in one battle, and you are already very powerful."

Li Shimin was afraid that Lao Chen would make a mistake.

Fortunately, there was Su Yu in the battle of Yuzui Town. If other generals commanded the battle, there must be a mountain of corpses.

Gu worms are so weird, it is not a problem for 700 Gu disciples to slaughter Yizhou City.

"Li Jing doesn't know the battle situation here yet. Take a rest and take a trip to Miezhao City tomorrow with the battle report."

Li Shimin said.

Li Jing was waiting for the result of the battle in Yuzui Town in Miezhao City.

If the Gu religion perishes, the troops of the Six Commandments should retreat across the board.

Lost the Six Edicts of the Gu Sect, but only a hundred thousand soldiers and horses.

Old Chen nodded, exited the palace, and went down to rest by himself.

Li Shimin got up and took a few steps, thinking in his mind: "Su Yu is a powerful brat, find a way to let him sweep Yunei for me, so that my descendants can sit firmly in the country."

However, Su Yu jumped up and down intermittently, and spent most of the time without going out.

He doesn't try so hard, he doesn't know how his progeny will be.

"When he gives birth to the emperor's grandson, I will teach him personally, and I can't be so salty."

Li Shimin walked around thinking about the future.

The sun slowly rises and the temperature starts to heat up again.

Cicada's cry became louder and louder.
Li Shimin looked up at the noon sun, grinned suddenly, and then walked towards the backyard of the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion.

After entering the backyard and outside Su Yu's room, a gust of cold air blew out.

call.
Cool!

Li Shimin felt really cool.

I put my ear against the window and listened, but there was no movement.

Li Shimin pushed open the door happily and went in, and saw the ice silkworm pot hanging on the roof.

"Stinky boy, I fell for the trick this time."

Li Shimin happily picked up the ice silkworm jar, carried it back to the palace, and hung it up happily.

Then lie down in the room and enjoy the air-conditioning.

"Come here, bring me the beautiful maid."

Li Shimin made an order.

The servant at the door immediately brought the maid in.

When the maids saw the ice silkworm jar on the top, they were so frightened that they knelt down and begged for mercy.

"Your Majesty, spare your life."

The maids trembled.

Li Shimin knew what they were afraid of.

"Okay, get up, don't be afraid."

"The last time the Gu Sect demons assassinated for this thing, last night Su Yu beheaded them all in Yuzui Town."

"From today on, I can enjoy the air-conditioning."

"You don't need to be afraid, come up."

"Serve me comfortably, and I will be rewarded."

Li Shimin said proudly.

After the Gu Cult monster was eliminated, the first thing Li Shimin thought of was to steal Su Yu's ice silkworm jar.

Anyway, it is impossible for someone to assassinate again.

The maids went to bed in doubt, still a little scared.

Li Shimin happily started wandering.

Su Yu came out of the bath with the maids, and returned to the room to find that the jar was gone.

Needless to say, Li Shimin must have stolen it.

Who in this world would dare to steal Su Yu's things except Li Shimin.

"Old Li, here we go again."

Su Yu shook his head and said.

The maids looked up and saw that the pot was gone, and said, "My lord, the room is hot, how can we be happy?"

It's really hot in summer when a dozen people pile up together.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll bring you something new."

Returning to the bath with the maid, Su Yu pointed, and a large water bed appeared on the bath.

This bath is very large, circular, with a radius of five meters, and this air-cushioned water bed just floats on it.

"Let him go, anyway, the air-conditioning is enough, let's spend the summer here."

Su Yu went up first, and the maids climbed up, having more fun.

"It's not appropriate for you to wear these clothes, put on bikinis for you."

The maids wore ancient undergarments, and Su Yu changed them all into bikinis.

"Young master, why are these clothes so light?"

"That's right, so dewy"

The maids laughed.

Su Yu said with a smile: "The meaning of a bikini is that it's just right, just click it."

The maids giggled.

Li Mufeng came out from the backyard, and after detoxifying the bad guys, he went to the school yard next to the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion.

Qingyue and 41 gu disciples are resting.

The cans behind him are lined up in a row.

Seeing Li Mufeng coming in, everyone stood up and said, "Not handsome."

Su Yu took these Gu Sect disciples and asked Li Mufeng to lead them on his behalf and make them into bad people.

Li Mufeng nodded, and said: "You yourself are willing to join the young master, and from now on you will be the soldiers of bad people, and you must listen to the young master."

Qingyue worshiped: "We understand that the young master has a sacred relic of the Gu religion in his hand, we recognize him."

In the Battle of Yuzui Town, they all saw Su Yu's strength, so who would dare to say no.

Moreover, Su Yu holds the ice silkworm in his hand, which is as orthodox as the Jade Seal of Chuanguo.

"it is good."

Li Mufeng said.

In fact, he didn't know what to do, he didn't know if he could take them well.

After all, there is too much difference between Gu religion and bad people.

Fortunately, Su Yu has ice silkworms, and they are convinced.

"I don't know much about using Gu. You are a senior sister, and you are the little commander."

Li Mufeng said to Qingyue.

"Subordinates obey."

Thank you Qingyue.

Li Mufeng thought for a while, and said: "By the way, the young master boiled water with the butterfly shell of the ice silkworm, would you like to drink some?"

He wasn't sure if he wanted these gu disciples or not.

The potion is to detoxify Gu.

When Qingyue heard about it, she was overjoyed and said, "Did the ice silkworms fall off when they turned into jade butterflies?"

Li Mufeng nodded and said, "Yes."

Qingyue and everyone were overjoyed and said: "Thank you, young master."

"Our disciples of the Gu sect will actually be affected by Gu, but we just don't care."

"After drinking this potion, we don't have to worry about accidentally hurting ourselves."

Only then did Li Mufeng realize that the Gu master would accidentally injure himself, just like he would be poisoned by a snake if he bit him?
"Okay, I'll get it for you."

"Come with me some of you."

Li Mufeng brought the water over with his disciples, and everyone drank it.

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