Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin frowned and scratched his hair, but he couldn't scratch it through Putou.

At this time, Li Shimin was particularly envious of Su Yu, because he didn't wear a Putou hat very much.

Because Su Yu came from the modern society, it's fine to have long hair, but it's uncomfortable to wear a bare head every day.

He will only wear it unless there is a formal event, such as getting married.

Otherwise, he would let his hair loose and tie it in a bun at will.

Li Shimin often laughed at Su Yu, saying that he would be like going out without pants if he didn't wear a Putou.

But when it was time to scratch the itch, I realized how cool Su Yu was.

"Is there something wrong with this kid's map?"

Li Shimin said.

At first, Li Shimin didn't care about Qianquan's location, but now he realized that it was too far away.

Cheng Yaojin echoed: "Well, I also think there is something wrong with this map, it's too far away, it's not normal."

Others did not speak.

How could there be something wrong with what Su Yu gave is simply nonsense.

Li Jing said: "Your Majesty, the concubine never misses anything given by the son-in-law, and this time it should be the same."

"The last time we used this map to calculate the distance from Gaochang City to Mohe City, it was exactly the same."

This map was taken by a satellite map, which is not known to be much more accurate than ancient maps.

Li Shimin himself is ignorant and ignorant, so he suspects that there is something wrong with Su Yu's map.

"Forget it, call that kid over. If he doesn't talk about the war, I won't feel at ease."

Li Shimin said.

During the Battle of Kucha City, Li Shimin had a shadow in his heart.

Losing five thousand in one battle, the opponent is not considered a strong enemy, which is too dangerous.

The current Li Shimin wants to fart and ask Su Yu which point is the safest.

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid I can't call you."

Li Shimin frowned and asked, "Why? That kid fell asleep again?"

Su Yu was most annoyed by others when he was sleeping, so if he fell asleep, Li Shimin would not dare to call.

Cheng Yaojin twitched his eyebrows a few times, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, that fox is haunting Su Yu."

Cheng Chumo was beside him, wishing to gag Cheng Yaojin's mouth.

Everyone knows this, but no one talks about it.

Only Cheng Yaojin, the tough guy, spoke out.

In officialdom, never bring what is under the table to the table.

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and said: "He is the son-in-law of the Tang Dynasty, and he has his share in this world. How can we ignore military and state affairs."

"Go, call him over."

Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yaojin majestically.

Everyone laughed inwardly: This Cheng Mangfu has earned himself a thankless job.

Who made him talk cheap.

Cheng Yaojin said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty. This. Old Chen is more suitable."

Cheng Yaojin didn't want to die at all.

Old Chen coughed and said, "Duke Lu, your Majesty's words are the imperial decree."

"The courtiers must act in accordance with the imperial decree. Could it be that the emperor is discussing with you?"

These words are on the outline and on the line, if you don't go, you will be disobedient and disobedient, and you will be rebellious.

Cheng Yaojin cursed secretly in his heart: Chen Meiren, you are cruel!
"The minister obeys the order."

Cheng Yaojin obediently left the room, then looked at the carriage in the distance, and sighed: "My mouth is causing trouble."

After finishing speaking, he walked to the carriage step by step.

A short distance, like a guillotine, took a long time to arrive.

Standing in front of the carriage, Cheng Yaojin coughed forcefully, and shouted: "My son-in-law."

This is because Su Yu is in trouble with Yisha, and it will break the embarrassment.

The curtain was raised, and Isha poked her head out from inside.

"Lu Guogong? What's the matter, my lord?"

Isa asked with a smile.

Cheng Yaojin asked with a smile: "Where is the son-in-law? I'm looking for him. No, the emperor has something to say to him."

Before Yisha could answer, Su Yu came over from outside.

"what?"

Su Yu asked lazily.

Just went boo boo.

Cheng Yaojin pulled Su Yu, and said with a smile: "My lord, the emperor is looking for you to discuss the matter of marching into the army."

Su Yu didn't want to go, so he said, "Lao Li has fought for half his life, and you, Li Jing, Xu Shiji and the others, what do you want me to do?"

For Su Yu, there is no need for strategy in war, just do it.

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "My lord, isn't it the last time the emperor didn't discuss with you, and then suffered a big loss in Qiuci City."

"Now, the emperor wants to piss and has to discuss it with you."

puff.
Su Yu was amused by Cheng Yaojin's words.

"Then I suggest that Lao Li stop peeing and suffocate him."

Su Yu laughed.

Isa listened to them singing together, instead of finding it funny, she became more determined.

This Su Yu is the real Lord of the Tang Dynasty.

Datang listened to Li Shimin, Li Shimin listened to Su Yu, and Su Yu was invincible.

As long as you hold on to this thigh, there is hope for the restoration of the country.

Seeing that Su Yu was happy, Cheng Yaojin took the opportunity to say, "Let's go, it's only a short distance away, and it's an activity."

Su Yu had indeed been lying in the carriage for a long time, and it was time to move around.

"Okay, let's just call it a walk."

Su Yu walked towards the house.

After entering, Cheng Yaojin shouted: "My son-in-law has arrived!"

This seems to be asking for credit from Li Shimin.

Everyone has seen Su Yu.

Picking up a stool and sitting down, Su Yu was fiddling with her hair.

Looking at the ends of the hair, it seems to be a bit split.

Li Shimin said: "Brother, is this thousand springs thousands of miles away from Mohe City?"

He was checking if there was a problem with the distance.

Su Yu said, "Yes, that's the distance."

hiss.
It seemed right, Li Shimin was immediately embarrassed.

"Then how do we get across such a long distance?"

Li Shimin asked.

Su Yu let down her hair, looked at Li Shimin, and said seriously, "Let's fly over."

Li Shimin was taken aback, and then said with great joy: "It's very good."

Li Shimin was very happy when he flew down to Yangzhou and Yizhou, thinking that what Su Yu said was true.

Li Jing was also surprised, can he fly here?

He also wanted to follow Su Yufei for a while.

"The Concubine"

Li Jinggang spoke.

Su Yu looked at Li Shimin and said with a smile: "Old Li, you are thinking about shitting, just walk over obediently."

The gas is gone, the hot air balloon can't fly, and can only ride a horse.

The soldiers next to him were expressionless, looking very calm, as if they hadn't heard anything.

Resisting and not being allowed to laugh.

"Ha ha."

Cheng Yaojin couldn't hold back and let out a laugh.

The others bowed their heads immediately.

Li Shimin slapped the table and cursed: "Cheng Mangfu, kill your nine clans!"

Cheng Chumo hurriedly apologized, and said: "Your Majesty, please forgive me. I, Aye, have always been like this. Please calm down, Your Majesty!"

Seeing that Li Shimin was really angry, the others quickly apologized together.

"The emperor appeases his anger, Duke Lu has always been like this."

"Your Majesty, Mrs. Cheng Mang said something but didn't mean anything."

"Lu Guogong is a veteran minister of the founding of the country, I beg the emperor to show mercy."

Cheng Yaojin covered his mouth, pointed at Su Yu and said, "Your Majesty, there is a wrong and a debt, what he said has nothing to do with me."

Li Shimin was furious, and asked the guards to come in and tie up Cheng Yaojin.

"Hanging on a pole to dry."

Li Shimin said angrily.

Only then did Cheng Chumo feel relieved, and hung on the pole, but did not kill him.

After hearing the imperial decree, the soldiers who came in said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid that pole can't hold Duke Lu up, it's too heavy."