Three Kingdoms: My wife invited me out of the mountain to ascend the throne while living in seclusio

“Thatched cottages are not soundproof.”

Liu Chuan complained in his heart.

Don't even think about it, the sigh must be from Aunt Chan next door.

He and Lu Qier were newly married, and the old driver Liu Chuan didn't care too much, so the noise was naturally louder, and Aunt Chan must have heard it.

"It's really embarrassing, it's all my husband's fault!"

Lu Qier muttered angrily, and patted Liu Chuan coquettishly. She also heard Aunt Chan's sigh next door, making her pretty face flush like blood with embarrassment.

"Don't blame me, who knew that Aunt Chan had the habit of eavesdropping?"

Liu Chuan smiled cheerfully.

"..."

Lu Qier was speechless for a moment.

On the other side, Diao Chan, who vaguely heard Liu Chuan's words, was also blushing with embarrassment, and she stomped her feet angrily, this guy is really thick-skinned.

No wonder Qi'er said that Liu Chuan is not an honest person at all. Is this what an honest person can say?

The habit of eavesdropping... who eavesdropped?
It's because you made too much noise, people envied Lu Qier that someone loves her, and she accidentally sighed a little louder, that's why she got embarrassed.

It's really embarrassing, I don't know how to see people at dawn.

Not to mention Aunt Chan's thoughts, let's talk about Liu Chuan.

"The sound insulation of this house is not good. When Cao Cao goes south, we will find a place to live in seclusion after we go north. I will build a castle for you myself!"

With a wave of Liu Chuan's hand, if he hadn't planned to go north to live in seclusion, he would have built a castle in Xiaozhaizi long ago. Wouldn't it be great to improve the living conditions by the way?

"Castle?"

Lu Qier was taken aback.

"A castle is a very large and luxurious building, even similar to a palace!" Liu Chuan explained.

As soon as this word comes out.

Lu Qier was startled.

He actually said that he built a castle for me himself, the luxury is similar to that of a royal palace, my God, does being a concubine hold so much weight in his heart?

"Husband, you are so kind to me, I am so touched..."

How could Lu Qier stand up to Liu Chuan, the old driver's teasing method?

With tears in her eyes, she was so moved that she felt that the blood in her whole body was flowing for Liu Chuan, and she hugged Liu Chuan tightly.

"..."

Seeing that Lu Qier was so moved, Liu Chuan touched his nose.

Isn't building a castle to improve my own living environment?
It's just a different way to say it, I didn't expect Lu Qier to be so irresistible.

Ah!
The way you speak is really important.

For example: Ah Q said to Wu Ma, "I want to sleep with you", and was almost beaten to death when he was called a hooligan!But Xu Zhimo's sentence "I want to get up with you to watch the sunrise" turned into romanticism in an instant.

Both mean to sleep together, but the way of speaking is different and the effect is completely different.

It's no wonder that Lu Qi'er's tears are low. How can the old driver Liu Chuan's teasing method be resisted by ordinary people?

Not to mention in the era when women's status was low, even in later generations, tell a certain woman to try to build a castle for her?

But when Liu Chuan flirted, Lu Qier became even more curious about him.

What kind of person is your husband?

It is inferred that Yuan Cao's battle is so wise and close to a monster, and the food he tosses is full of tricks, which makes people want to stop, and the poems he writes are also amazing.

Call him a hooligan, but he is so touching.

Say he is elegant, but sometimes he is such a rascal.

Tangled, really tangled.

Lu Qier is really convinced!
The next day.

Early in the morning, Liu Chuan started to toss the materials for the hot air balloon, and he agreed to make it for Zhuge Liang and others, so he couldn't break his promise.

After tossing for a long time, the hot air balloon was finally ready.

Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu waited here early in order to watch Liu Chuan take people to heaven.

In front of Liu Chuan, there was a huge ball several feet in diameter, which stunned Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu.

"Brother Jiuru, is this the sky lantern you mentioned that can take people to heaven?"

Zhuge Liang looked at the sky lantern made by Liu Chuan, and he still expressed doubts.

No matter how you look at it, this thing doesn't look like something that can take people to heaven!

Liu Chuan nodded.

"That's right, this is a sky lantern that can take people to heaven."

"However, in order to distinguish it from the sky lanterns made by Kong Ming, it should not be called sky lanterns in the future, it should be called Jiuru lanterns!"

Who told us that we are in the Three Kingdoms, thousands of years earlier than the earliest hot air balloons in later generations.

In the future, even if we die and dig me out, the first hot air balloon unearthed must be named after me, Liu Chuan, and the naming right cannot be left in the hands of others.

Liu Chuan thought secretly.

At this moment, Xu Shu applauded.

"Nine like lamps?"

"Appropriate, it is too appropriate, as it should be!"

"I remember that Jiuru's cousin Jiuru comes from "Xiaoya·Tianbao" in "The Book of Songs", and its original words are words of blessing!"

"Brother Jiuru said that the sky lantern also has the function of wishing, so it is named Jiuru Lantern. It is so appropriate!"

Liu Chuan: "..."

What the hell!

Liu Chuan almost lost his mind.

How can it be explained like this?
It's really suitable for Xu Shu to be a dog licker. What we didn't expect, was forcefully explained by you, and it became perfect in an instant.

Originally, Liu Chuan felt that the hot air balloon turned into a nine-like lamp was a bit awkward, and he was quite embarrassed, but when Xu Shu explained it, not only was it no longer awkward, but it became very meaningful and natural.

Liu Chuan couldn't believe it!

"Hahaha Brother Yuanzhi still understands me!"

Liu Chuan laughed out loud.

When Xu Shu heard Liu Chuan's praise, his face was very proud.

No one knows brother Jiuru better than me!

Zhuge Liang looked at Xu Shu with a depressed and speechless expression.

It seems that sky lanterns have the function of wishing, which was given by Liu Chuan just yesterday, right?
"Lick the dog too!"

Zhuge Liang secretly despised Xu Shu.

To lick means to lick, and of course lick dog means to lick a dog.Fortunately, Zhuge Liang didn't say it, or Liu Chuan suspected that Zhuge Liang was also a time traveler, or didn't he know the word "dog licking"?
"Let's not gossip, let's take a test flight!"

But Liu Chuan said, he turned his head to look at Lu Qier, "Qier, would you like to fly with me?"

"Husband, I am willing!"

Lu Qier replied without hesitation.

She was so moved by Liu Chuan at night, she admitted that she had fallen, even if Liu Chuan told her to die at this moment, she would be willing.

So when Liu Chuan called, she agreed.

"Okay, then let's take a romantic trip to the sky!"

Liu Chuan said.

And the other side.

Not far from Liu Chuan Village, on the way to Jingzhou.

At this time, the three of them were riding tall horses, but their eyes were swollen, listless, and they looked embarrassed with kidney deficiency.

"Well, I, Guan Yu, drink and never blush!"

"Well, Zhang Fei never blush when drinking!"

"I am Liu Bei."

Liu Bei hesitated twice, but finally didn't say it.

Second brother, your face is as red as a monkey's butt, of course you won't blush after drinking; and third brother, you are as dark as coal balls, even if you blush, who can tell?
Only I, Liu Xuande, have normal skin, but I can't brag about it.

That's right, these three people are the three Liu Bei brothers who planned to go to Jingzhou to join Liu Biao.

After Liu Bei took refuge in Yuan Shao, he was not reused, and Guan Yu helped Cao Cao behead Yuan Shao's general Yan Liangwen Chou in the Battle of Guandu, which almost cost Liu Bei his life.

After going through various twists and turns, the three brothers finally got together and escaped with difficulty. After weighing the pros and cons, the three planned to seek refuge with Liu Biao in Jingzhou.

Because of depression, the three of them drank a lot of wine in the restaurant, and they were still drunk while riding a horse.

And the place they passed happened to be in a valley with few people.

Here, it is not far from the small village where Liu Chuan lives in seclusion.