Three Kingdoms: My wife invited me out of the mountain to ascend the throne while living in seclusio

"Brother Jiuru, you know all about it?"

Zhuge Liang asked in amazement.

When he heard that Liu Chuan wanted to read their letter, he originally thought that he and Sima Youyou were writing letters to each other, and only he knew about it, but he didn't expect Liu Chuan to ask him to take out the letter!
This really gave him a jump.

Zhuge Liang was very puzzled, how did the news leak out?
Brother Jiuru actually found out.

"Kong Ming, Kong Ming, haha. I'm too embarrassed to point you out!"

"You still want to hide it from me, so I can't see through your thoughts?"

Liu Chuan suddenly laughed.

He despised Zhuge Liang severely.

He admitted that in terms of strategy, calculation, and even intelligence, if he hadn't had the foresight advantage of a traverser, perhaps Zhuge Liang could have outshone him by ten blocks.

but!

When it comes to flirting with girls and falling in love, you have to make a few sentences.

In this regard, he must be the top expert.

"In this era, looking around the world, no one understands the essence of 'online dating' better than me, Liu, and no one can beat me!"

Liu Chuan secretly thought.

He has this confidence.

What's more, Zhuge Liang at this time is still a first-time brother who has not been polished by the world, and there is an absolute blank in the love area. How can he, an old fritter, understand?

Zhuge Liang's expression at this time was very much like that of a young man who has just fallen in love, hiding it for fear of being known.

Seeing Zhuge Liang's secretive expression, Liu Chuan was even more sure that he had caught a fancier, and it was a female fancier.

His gossip heart is simply burning.

"Brother Jiuru, why don't you want it?"

Zhuge Liang said with a rare twist.

When he thought of Sima Youyou's name, he blushed slightly, feeling rather embarrassed!
If Liu Chuan knew that the person he fell in love with was Sima Youyou, and then he had a lot of thoughts about Sima Youyou, maybe he would make fun of him.

and so!
Zhuge Liang was naturally embarrassed to show Liu Chuan.

"Aren't you embarrassed yet? I'm here to help you check!"

Liu Chuan glanced at Kong Ming, then turned his head and said.

"Forget it! It doesn't matter if you don't read it, but I'm actually not very interested."

Liu Chuan pursed his lips and smiled.

Kong Ming's love letter was his privacy, and it was up to Kong Ming to decide whether to show it to him, and if he didn't show it to him, he couldn't force it.

Naturally, Liu Chuan would not force him.

Ah!
Zhuge Liang must be hiding something. Liu Chuan said that he is not very interested, but in fact he is very interested.

It's just that he is not in a hurry, he believes that one day, he will be able to give Zhuge Liang's letter to Huyou to take a look.

"Baby in love, you have a thin skin!"

Liu Chuan shook his head with emotion.

He was amused.

Crooked!

The painting style of this group of people has been misled by him, and they all started fishing for pigeons.

"I really didn't mean to."

Liu Chuan felt quite helpless.

And this time.

Jia Xu suddenly became interested.

"Brother Jiuru, brother Kongming won't show you, but mine!"

Jia Xu said very grandly.

Then he squinted at Zhuge Liang, clearly feeling ashamed of Zhuge Liang's secretive behavior.

"Oh? Why don't you take it out soon?"

Liu Chuan also immediately became interested.

He knew that "Sea King" Jia Xu had captured several pigeons in his house, so many pigeons would definitely catch fanciers.

I just don't know what kind of fanciers they caught.

He is also interested in knowing one or two.

"Brother Jiuru, please wait a moment."

Jia Xu replied.

Then he directly untied his robe, and took out a roll of bamboo slips from inside!

Immediately, the bamboo slips were unfolded, and there were several sheets of paper sandwiched in the bamboo slips that had just been rolled up.

Without even thinking about it, the paper caught inside must be a letter.

Liu Chuan: "."

The corner of his mouth twitched, his face was covered with black lines, he was really powerless to complain.

Jia Laoshi really is a fake honesty.

This letter is hidden really deep!
If he hadn't taken it out on his own initiative, it would be really impossible to peek at it.

"Brother Jiuru, please take a look."

Jia Xu smiled indifferently.

Then he took all the letters to Liu Chuan.

Jia Xu is a bit older, and has several wives at home, so his face is not comparable to that of Zhuge Liang, a junior.

Naturally, he would not feel embarrassed by such things.

So it was very generous to show Liu Chuan the letter.

"Then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

Liu Chuan took it cheerfully.

He glanced at Zhuge Liang intentionally or unintentionally, but Zhuge Liang didn't show any embarrassment.

Jia Xu is so generous, he is so stingy!

There is no harm without comparison, but he does not feel ashamed in comparison!
What's more, Zhuge Liang had already got up, with a curious look on his face, obviously also interested in Jia Xu's letter.

"Brother Wenhe, let me take a look together, okay?"

Zhuge Liang asked for Jia Xu's opinion symbolically, then moved his face closer, and aimed his curious eyes directly.

Jia Xu:"."

Jia Xu shook his head speechlessly.

When reading your letter, you feel shy and embarrassed, but when reading others, you are positive.

What a shameless one!

However, he didn't stop it either, just watch it if you want.

Jia Xu didn't care too much.

"Worthy of being a top strategist, Kong Ming's psychological quality and thick-skinned level are beyond anyone's reach!"

Liu Chuan secretly sighed.

"Hey. In fact, I've asked Brother Jiuru to take a look for me a long time ago."

"I'm old and my eyesight is dull, but Brother Jiuru is young and his brain is flexible and fast, so he can just help me think about it."

"Someone will choose the best among them, and then write back."

Jia Xu smiled modestly.

"Why do I feel like you planned it?"

Liu Chuan raised his eyebrows and said.

Jia Wenhe, Jia Wenhe, your status as "Sea King" is definitely confirmed.

Also consider choosing the best reply letter, how about keeping a spare tire here?

However, whether Haiwang or not is Jia Xu's business, and he doesn't care.

then.

Liu Chuan opened the letter directly and looked at it.

First letter:
"A friend from afar, a certain god is dead!"

This letter begins with a violent complaint.

Then Liu Chuan continued to look down.

"Do you know how it feels to be misunderstood?!"

"I was misunderstood and suspected."

"A certain work hard to share the master's worries, but the distance between him and the master is getting deeper and deeper. How did he end up like this! Alas!"

"."

After Liu Chuan read the letter, his expression suddenly became strange.

It's hard to be misunderstood, but don't you know how to leave your master?
Seek guilt!
No sympathy at all.

"Brother Jiuru, what do you think of this letter?"

Seeing that Liu Chuan looked strange and did not speak, Jia Xu asked.

"This man, a dignified man is like a grieving woman in a boudoir, and his words are full of distressed words. Do you want to chat with such a man?"

Liu Chuan asked back.

"Our life is short, and sorrow occupies most of the joy, anger, sorrow and joy. I am already sad. If I am still affected by other people's troubles, I am naturally unwilling."

Jia Xu said calmly.

"President Jia's words are quite philosophical!"

"You're right! The first time I wrote a letter, I kept complaining about endless people, so I just ignore it."

Liu Chuan also nodded.

This is the same principle as online dating. People who have been pouring bitter water since they came up, and those who pour bitter water affect people's mood, of course they have to stay away, otherwise they may become a trash can that is poured bitter water.

"Well, I thought so too."

Jia Xu said with a smile.

What a hero sees the same thing.

Zhuge Liang was on the side, and nodded in agreement.

then.

Liu Chuan opened the second letter.

"I didn't expect to receive your letter on the way to escape. I am very happy!"

"I have been wandering for half my life, often avoiding misfortune in other places. I originally intended to serve the people of the world, but when my luck was not good, I embarked on the road of escape again!"

"I wanted to burn your pigeons to eat, but I really couldn't bear it, so I replied to your letter."

"That's all, let's just assume that someone has made a friend with you."

Signed: prepared.

"Fuck, who did Jia Xu catch? Don't be Liu Bei, right?"

The corner of Liu Chuan's mouth twitched.

This is so outrageous, right?

"You can reply to this letter after careful consideration. Of course, the decision is yours to make."

Liu Chuan thought for a while and said.

Ah!
It would be interesting if Jia Xu chatted with Liu Bei.

I don't know where Liu Bei is now?

"Huh? Is there something special about this letter?"

Seeing Liu Chuan's confession, Jia Xu asked.

"It's a bit special, you can figure it out for yourself."

Liu Chuan said.

He has great confidence in this letter, and the other party is Liu Bei.

"Then I have to think about it."

Jia Xu said immediately.

Subsequently.

Liu Chuan quickly browsed through the other letters.

It may be that people in this era are too conservative, and the words they write are also literary sentences, which are really boring.

"It's really boring!"

Liu Chuan returned all the letters to Jia Xu.

"Brother Jiuru, why don't you tell us how to catch interesting female fanciers?"

Zhuge Liang suddenly suggested.

He was shocked by the speed at which Liu Chuan found his wife, and he felt that Liu Chuan must have a secret.

So he wants to hear it.

"Fishing female fanciers?"

Liu Chuan was taken aback for a moment.

Is it friendly that you are only a female pigeon?

but!

He turned his head and saw that Jia Xu was also looking at him eagerly.

What the hell!

You want to know too?
"Since you are so eager to understand, I will teach you my humble trick today!"

"I will pass on my 36 tricks of love between men and women to you!"

Liu Chuan didn't refuse either, just talking nonsense.

"36 strategies for love between men and women?"

Zhuge Liang's eyes widened and he was extremely surprised. What is this?
This name sounds very unusual.

And Jia Xu also showed a very strong interest.

"That's right! 36 strategies for love."

Liu Chuan nodded with a smile, "I have learned the 36 tricks of love, and I will keep you to catch pigeon fanciers casually."

Zhuge Liang was very excited.

Ever since he hooked up with a fancier, he has felt extra restless.

"The first of the 36 strategies for love: cheat the sky!"

Liu Chuan introduced.

"Cross the sea?"

"Why lie to the sky?"

Zhuge Liang and Jia Xu were stunned at the same time.

"The so-called crossing the sea means deliberately using disguises to confuse and deceive the other party again and again, and then let the other party relax their guard, and then launch a sudden action, so as to achieve the goal of winning."

Liu Chuan preached directly.

"Oh?"

Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up immediately.

What brother Jiu Ru said sounds very interesting.

"To put it simply, we have to hide our own, and don't let the other party know too clearly, so that the other party can't figure out the truth."

"In this way, the other party will have a very strong interest in you, and as long as the other party is interested, are you afraid that there will be no chance to win her?"

Liu Chuan spread his hands as he spoke.

He is very familiar with these little tricks, and it is completely easy to brag about Zhuge Liang and Jia Xu.

And right now.

"Brother Jiuru, can you speak more slowly? I want to write down everything you said."

Zhuge Liang said suddenly.

"No problem, remember it well, learn from me, why don't you catch a female pigeon fancier?"

Liu Chuan waved his hand and said.

Huang Yueying followed him unintentionally. In fact, he was quite embarrassed, which made Kong Ming still a bachelor.

Hey. As a neighbor of the same small village, if he can teach Kong Ming to catch female pigeon fanciers, and let Kong Ming catch a female fancier and come back to be his wife, he will also make up for some "debts".

and so!
Zhuge Liang is "diligent and studious", so he wants to write down the 36 love tricks he talked about, and Liu Chuan is very supportive.

then.

Liu Chuan continued Zhuge Liang and Jia Xu's 36 love tricks.

"Second strategy, playing hard to get!"

"This trick is the one we use the most."

Liu Chuan said.

"The understanding of this plan is very simple. It means that if we want to get her, we must let her go on purpose. Only in order to get her further, we must first let her go on purpose."

"For example, deliberately ignoring a certain woman, and then..."

As Liu Chuan spoke, he gave examples and gave detailed explanations.

"High, it is high!"

Zhuge Liang's eyes widened, and his eyes shone brightly.

These strategies are really amazing!

He was almost immersed in it, and his breathing became extremely heavy.

On the other hand, Jia Xu also listened very seriously, feeling very shocked.

"Brother Jiuru is really a god and a man, this 36 tricks of love is really exquisite."

Jia Xu also praised.

"Don't interrupt, there are still more." Liu Chuan raised his eyebrows and said.

"The third strategy is to build plank roads in the open and keep the warehouse in the dark."

"What do you mean, that is, we hide our true intentions behind our superficial actions, confuse the opponent with obvious actions, make them have illusions, and ignore our true intentions, so as to win by surprise."

"So! In the early stage, we must hide our needs and goals, contact women as friends, increase attractiveness and comfort, look for opportunities to break through relationships, and avoid being directly rejected by the other party."

Liu Chuan continued to preach.

"Fourth Strategies"

"Fifth plan"

Until Liu Chuan finished all 36 strategies, there was still no sound around him.

"Fuck, Kong Ming, what's your look?"

Liu Chuan glanced at Zhuge Liang in surprise,

This guy's face was red, his breathing was short, and his eyes were fixed on him, as if something happened, which shocked him.

"It's unpredictable, it's really brilliant!"

"Brother Jiu Ru's strategy is so sophisticated that no one can match it."

Zhuge Liang said in a daze.

"Indeed! A certain never thought that there is such a deep research on pigeon fishing, and such a profound attainment."

Jia Xu was amazed and nodded dully.

"Okay, stop kissing!"

"That's the end of today's 36 Love Strategies, let's stop here!"

"The master leads the door, and the practice is up to the individual. As for how much you can comprehend, it depends on you."

"If you can make achievements in this area in the future, well, don't forget that I taught you."

Liu Chuan laughed.

"I will definitely go back and study hard!"

Zhuge Liang said excitedly.

"It's a good thing I've written everything down! If I miss one trick, I'm afraid Liang will regret it for the rest of his life."

Zhuge Liang muttered in a low voice.

"Hey! Damn! Kong Ming, Kong Ming, young people are very angry, and their whole body becomes hot when they listen to some erotic things. Your skills are still too shallow."

Liu Chuan glanced at Kong Ming, shook his head and walked out.

"I'm tired, it's time to rest."

It's really nothing to find something to do.

Telling two top strategists of the Three Kingdoms how to catch pigeon fanciers. It's really ridiculous!
And after Zhuge Liang listened to Liu Chuan's speech.

Not long after, he took Jia Xu back to his home.

then.

Zhuge Liang quickly closed the door, and then tore off his robe.

Jia Xu: (ΩДΩ)
He was shocked and even swallowed.

"What are you doing? Kong Ming, don't be excited, don't be impulsive."

Jia Xu had a strange look on his face, and his eyes were fixed on Zhuge Liang, for fear that he would do something indecent.

He took a few glances at the closed door, and even prepared to run away from it.

however.

Zhuge Liang suddenly laughed.

"Hahaha"

"Brother Jiu Ru has been refusing to reveal his identity. Today, Liang finally got a glimpse of it!"

"Hahahaha. I think I know his origin!"

Zhuge Liang said very excitedly.

"What do you mean?"

Jia Xu was taken aback, muttering in disbelief, not understanding what Kong Ming meant.

"Why do you think Liang is so excited when he hears brother Jiuru talk about the 36 tricks of love?"

"Do you really think that Liang is in heat? With Sima Youyou, Liang is no longer so easily emotional!"

Zhuge Liang narrowed his wisdom eyes, and said very calmly.

Jia Xu:"???"

He was completely taken aback.

Zhuge Kongming, what kind of epilepsy are you insane?

I went crazy listening to Liu Chuan's lecture, but it turned out like this!
Terrible, really terrible!

Jia Xu was confused and curious.

What did Kong Ming mean by this?