Three Kingdoms: My wife invited me out of the mountain to ascend the throne while living in seclusio

Liu Chuan and Zhao Yun rushed to Zhuge Liang's house.

Fortunately, although the burning fire looked huge, it did not cause too much damage to Zhuge Liang's family.

That is to say, the small hut on one side was blown upside down.

"Chang Shan, here, I'll give you the roasted sweet potatoes!"

Liu Chuan handed the roasted sweet potato to Zhao Changshan. He opened his mouth wide and looked at Zhuge Liang who was standing by the pit of the hut, completely stunned.

"Sir, I can't eat anymore."

Zhao Yun said nonchalantly.

He took the roasted sweet potato, and felt that the golden yellow roasted sweet potato was no longer delicious, and even a little disgusting.

because.

At this time, the vicinity of Zhuge Liang's house was full of stench.

Zhuge Liang was standing on the edge of the latrine in a daze, his body covered in golden yellow, like a sculpture of Buddha.

But the golden color on his body is not the golden color illuminated by Buddha's light.

Rather!

Fly freely!

Goes well with golden brown baked sweet potatoes.

So, how can Zhao Yun still eat roasted sweet potatoes?
"Fuck! Kong Ming, what are you doing?"

Liu Chuan felt that the three views were shaken to pieces by Zhuge Liang, and Zhuge Liang blew up his whole body.

"Are you singing about flying free in the hut?"

He had never seen such unlucky people.

"That...Jiu Ru, Liang discovered a big secret!"

Zhuge Liang was in a daze, and when he saw Liu Chuan coming, he ran towards Liu Chuan regardless of the stench on his body, looking extremely excited and excited.

"You stay away from me!"

Liu Chuan pinched his nose and waved his hands again and again, not the slightest bit of disgust, for fear that Zhuge Liang would give him a hug.

Even Zhao Yun, who was pretending to be ashen all over, quickly took a step back.

To put it bluntly, it is dislike!
"What secret is so exciting?"

Liu Chuan asked suspiciously.

"Liang accidentally saw heat coming out of the hut, so he followed the heat with a torch to see why, and wanted to find out why there was heat coming out?"

"Unfortunately, the hot air was ignited by me and exploded, almost killing me!"

Zhuge Liang explained.

"Hahaha, it was an accident. It was an accident. I didn't expect that the hot air could burn and cause an explosion, and it was very powerful."

"Liang wondered if using this heat to kill the enemy on the battlefield, would there be a strange effect? ​​Would there be an unexpected result?"

"By the way, use it with the nine-like lamp you made, and let people take this hot air and throw it at the enemy. It can burn and explode. It's bright as if seeing the scene of the enemy's collapse!"

The more Zhuge Liang talked, the more excited he became, and he seemed immersed in yearning for a better future.

Liu Chuan: (ΩДΩ)
"Sand sculpture, isn't it just marsh gas? It's a big secret!"

Liu Chuan stroked his forehead, feeling defeated.

He remembered that there was an allegorical saying in the previous life, which was called lighting a torch in the hut—seeking death (shit)!

at this time.

Didn't Zhuge Liang do such a ridiculous thing?
"Kong Ming, Kong Ming, how boring are you staying at home? Also study the heat in the latrine."

Liu Chuan couldn't help shaking his head secretly.

There are sometimes bubbles in the latrine, which can be ignited with fire. Later generations even reported that children were injured by throwing firecrackers into the manhole cover, all of which were caused by methane.

Zhuge Liang could do such a boring thing, Liu Chuan felt very funny.

"It's a good thing it's not gunpowder! If it were gunpowder, it wouldn't blow you to pieces."

Liu Chuan secretly said with a strange expression.

But I'm also glad that gunpowder was not born in Zhuge Liang's hands. If it was in his hands, Boss Cao would probably be beaten to ashes by him!
"The toilet exploded and flew freely!"

Ah!
At this moment, Liu Chuan summed up an unprecedented epilogue.

Inspired by Zhuge Wolong detonating methane in the hut!
Besides, what convinced Liu Chuan even more was that
Kong Ming actually wanted to take a hot air balloon to throw the enemy's methane gas, and then detonate it to hit the enemy!
What a fucking talent you are!
But what the hell!

does it work?
"The brain hole is so strange that no one can match it, and Liu will be convinced!"

Liu Chuan rolled his eyes and cupped his fists.

Although the feasibility of this method of using biogas is very small, I have to admit that Zhuge Liang's brain hole is really clear enough.

Possibly, Zhuge Liang has a natural relationship with fire.

As long as it has something to do with fire, it is really handy to do it, if there is a gods help.

"This hot gas is called biogas, what is biogas?"

Zhuge Liang asked in a daze.

He noticed that Liu Chuan called this heat methane, and he couldn't help being quite strange.

Such a secret thing about the hut, Jiuru even knows this?

"Swamp gas. It's a cesspool of huts, or a kind of miasma produced in swampy areas. It can burn or explode when exposed to open flames."

Liu Chuan explained casually.

no way.

If he told Zhuge Liang that methane is methane, it is a mixed gas produced by the fermentation of microorganisms under anaerobic conditions.

What organic matter, microorganism
Zhuge Liang doesn't understand these things, wouldn't it be more troublesome to explain?

"Jiu Ru Ke is really a god-man, who knows everything about everything in the world, I admire it!"

Zhuge Liang almost knelt down to Liu Chuan.

"Stop talking nonsense. I just want to build a biogas digester to make a fire and cook. Come and help me."

Liu Chuan greeted directly.

It is very simple to build a biogas digester by himself. He has long wanted to build one at home. It is not too convenient to make a fire for cooking, so this is the right time.

"Fire and cook? Jiu Ru is not afraid of explosion?"

Zhuge Liang worried.

"The explosion is when you ignite it at will. As long as you use it well, it will not explode even if you want to!"

Liu Chuan raised his eyebrows.

"Good! Let's go now."

Zhuge Liang was excited just thinking about it.

This heat can actually be used to light a fire for cooking. He wanted to see how Liu Chuan used it.

"Wait a minute! You go take a shower first, it stinks too much for you."

Liu Chuan stopped immediately.

Zhuge Liang: "."

Liu Chuan drew a blueprint for building a biogas pit, and then took Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun to start digging a biogas pit.

"Thinking about the gap between the outside and my small village, it's really big. I already use natural gas?"

Liu Chuan was secretly refreshed for a while.

"As expected of a gentleman, you know so many things!"

Zhao Yun sighed.

"It's just a little understanding, there are many things you haven't seen before!"

Liu Chuan replied lightly.

Not to mention Zhao Changshan's great strength, he also worked extremely diligently. Liu Chuan still liked him quite a lot.

Liu Chuan's words surprised Zhao Yun, who had been secretly observing Liu Chuan.

The more you observe, the more frightening you become.

In the past few days, he learned that the sweet potatoes and potatoes in Liu Chuan's family can yield several thousand catties per mu, which shocked him enough.

At that time, he was thinking, if he was still under Liu Bei's hand and pushed the sweet potatoes out, wouldn't the food problem be solved immediately?
You must know that nowadays there are constant wars and famines in the world, and food is the most scarce thing!
If the food problem can be solved, the power of the princes will be more than ten times stronger?
at this time.

The master actually wanted to build a biogas digester for cooking and cooking, and even directly turned waste into treasures. In Zhao Yun's opinion, these methods are almost magical skills!
And Zhuge Liang who was digging a hole.

His surprise was not as strong as Zhao Yun's, but more excited.

You are worthy of Jiuru, you are worthy of being a man to be a prince!

Everything you think about is a major event that benefits the country and the people!

Only Jiu Ru can think of this way of using biogas. If he waits until he comes out of the mountain, he will definitely push the biogas pool to the world.

At that time.

People in the world will be extremely grateful to Jiuru.

He is full of expectations for Liu Chuan to come out of the mountain.

"Brother Shi Yuan should have successfully entered Liu Bei's account, and brother Yuan Zhi has also entered Liu Biao's subordinates, right?"

Jingxiang post house.

Invited by Zhen Mi, Lu Qier and the two enjoyed the peach blossoms in the garden.

"My son is very talented, why don't you write a poem with such a beautiful scenery? The little girl wants to see and see!"

Zhen Mi looked at Lu Qier with hope in her eyes.

"Uh"

Lu Qier was startled.

She wanted to refuse at first, but then she thought again: If she refused Zhen Mi, what if she suspected that "Gan Zhen Fu" was not written by Liu Jiuru?
Wouldn't it ruin your husband's reputation?

Absolutely not!

It seems that I have to do poetry with one hand to shock Zhen Mi!
She secretly thought it was dangerous, but luckily this girl has read "Liu Chuan's Poetry Collection", otherwise I would have really been stumped by you!

There are so many poems in "Liu Chuan Poetry Collection", wouldn't it be enough to just twist one?
"Miss Zhen Mi is elegant, but a certain talent is shallow, so don't laugh at me if you make a fool of yourself."

Lu Qi'er pretended to be modest, and then quickly thought about which song to choose?
"Young Master Liu is humble."

Seeing that Lu Qier agreed, Zhen Mi smiled happily, "Little girl likes peach blossoms very much, can you write a poem with peach blossoms as the theme?"

Lu Qier supported her forehead.

Zhen Mi directly set the scope for her, and the difficulty factor instantly increased, even if she wanted to cheat.

She doesn't remember much about peach blossoms.

Lu Qier tilted her head and thought about it, but she remembered one song.

"Then I will chant "Peach Blossom"!"

"Peach blossoms are shallow and deep, like makeup with even shades. The spring breeze breaks the heart and blows off the white clothes."

Lu Qier read it leisurely.

"Fortunately, my husband has written poems about peach blossoms!"

Lu Qier secretly rejoiced.

of course.

She didn't know that this poem was actually written by Yuan Zhen, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty.

After Zhen Mi listened to Lu Qier's poems, she was stunned in surprise.

To compose a song in such a short period of time, and to listen to it is extraordinary, this Mr. Liu's talent is really outrageous, right?

"The young master is so talented, the little girl admires him!"

Zhen Mi was very convinced, stars were shining in her eyes, and she couldn't move her twinkling eyes from Lu Qi'er.

of course.

What she appreciates is talent.

But speaking of talent, wouldn't it be more perfect if the other party was still good-looking?

"."

Lu Qi'er felt uncomfortable under Zhen Mi's scorching gaze, and only now did she realize how lethal her husband is.

If the husband goes out to flirt with talented women, who can bear it?
Just as she was thinking wildly, Zhen Mi interrupted her thoughts.

"Young master Liu, you must be very good at martial arts, right?"

Zhen Miruo asked with interest.

"Miss Zhen Mi was joking, neither high nor low, self-protection is enough!"

Lu Qi'er was modest for a moment, and then asked: "How did Miss Zhen know?"

Zhen Mi could see that her martial arts skills were not bad, and she had a good eye.

"Mr. Liu, hee hee. I... see it from the tendons on your chest."

After Zhen Mi finished speaking, she blushed and buried her head very low.

Chest tendon?
Lu Qier was taken aback.

Isn't it the husband's so-called "chest muscles"?

She looked down, and the air froze at this moment.

When she dressed up as a man before, she deliberately tied it tightly with a belt to prevent exposure, but the cost was too high, no matter how tight it was, there were still some clues, Zhen Mi saw it now.

Lu Qier: o(╯□╰)o
She also blushed, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and slip in.

I, Lu Qier, was molested by Zhen Mi?
How to do?
I'm so panicked!