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Chapter 59 Brother Monkey, Your Head Is So Hard

Reading can not only make sense, not only can you understand the profound art of war, but also can make yourself calm in the face of everything.

After studying, can I still walk such a path?
Wu Song recalled his past, and thought that ever since he inexplicably joined the Wanjie chat group, he inexplicably began to listen to the words of that person named Li Ke, and then life became no longer difficult.

How was yourself in the past?At that time, in Qinghe County, I almost became a victim, but later, when I started to study and take the imperial examination, people not only admired me, but also got acquainted with the magistrate and others of Qinghe County one after another, and then saw the vast world.

Wu Song has never experienced the superiority of human beings. Now, he understands.

On the sedan chair, Wu Song sat high and was carried by the people to the county government office. It was Wu Song's first stop when he became a county magistrate.

In the Song Dynasty, the heroes of the green forest were all floating clouds, and only in the court could they make a career.

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In the Wanjie chat group, everyone is in the water group.

Cao Cao seemed to have had a little wine: "I said no, but Zhuge Liang and Jia Xu insisted on doing this. You see, Xiao Qiao was brought here by them. Soochow is completely screwed."

"The tombs of the clan members of the Han Dynasty are almost finished by them."

Qiao Feng: "Didn't you dig the grave first? You are the root of all evil."

As soon as Li Ke heard that Cao Cao touched gold, he suddenly became interested, and interjected: "It's okay, since people are dead, then don't worry so much, gold and silver treasures are always wasted in the tomb, right? "

When Li Ke opened his mouth, Xiong Ba and King Zhou, who were about to speak in the group, suddenly lost their temper.

After a long time, the two guys said slowly: "Mr. is right."

When Cao Cao heard that Li Ke thought so, he immediately opened up the chatter box: "I said yes, those gold and silver, if you don't bring them with you when you die, it's better to use them as military pay. If the Han family members know that they are buried with them If the thing is used by someone Cao to pacify the world, then they will know it, and they will be very pleased."

Li Ke spit out a sip of water, Cao Cao, you can have a snack.

You take their money to rebel, are they still happy?

Fortunately, the coffin board was nailed to death after you dug up the treasure, otherwise, if you followed the original method, it would really be unstoppable.

It is estimated that Cao Cao did not expect that Captain Mojin has a history of thousands of years in the future. They have fully inherited Cao Mengde's righteous way of harming others and benefiting themselves.

It seems that this guy Cao Cao is not ashamed but proud, it really is an old tradition.

From a scholarly family, after the eunuch, it is really terrifying.

Just as a group of people were discussing in the group, a new avatar appeared in the chat group.

Friendly reminder: Sun Wukong joined the group chat.

Sun Wukong?Li Ke's heart jumped up all of a sudden, wouldn't it?No way?This is not the one, is it?

How could Li Ke, who grew up watching Journey to the West, not know who Monkey King is.

Xiongba: "Huh? This guy's name is a bit like a monk."

King Zhou: "Monk? What is a monk?"

Cao Cao: "Sun Wukong, isn't it some ancestor of Sun Quan? Hearing Cao Mengde's words, he came here to seek revenge?"

Wu Er: "Sun Wukong, I seem to have heard it somewhere, but I don't remember it."

Qiao Feng: "I don't know each other, send red envelopes to newcomers."

Now Qiao Feng started his own business, only then did he realize the importance of money, the heroes of the martial arts also have to make a living, the brothers of the Yan Gang have to make a living besides wandering in the rivers and lakes, they are all lowly people in the rivers and lakes, There is no way, Qiao Feng himself has to get on the horse himself, and run errands and deliver letters with his other three brothers.

At this time, it was obvious that Qiao Feng was in a bit of a bind. When a newcomer joined the group, his first thought was, don't talk, give out red envelopes first, big red envelopes, don't feel bad for someone like Qiao, hit me, use force.

If Qiao Feng knew that the monkey hair he was facing could kill a bunch of sweeping monks, he probably wouldn't be so anxious.

"This is where?"

"What is this?"

"Ho ho ho ho... What the hell is this? Why is it in my grandson's head, hey, evildoer, show your true form soon!"

"Who are you all? Get out of my old grandson's head!"

As expected of a monkey, the taste of speaking is rush.

Cao Cao came out at this time, he smiled and didn't panic at all: "Brother, don't panic when things happen."

Sun Wukong: "Panic? Who said my old grandson panicked?"

Cao Cao: "Eh... At first, we were just like you. At first, Cao was also full of resistance to this thing in his head. Later, he gradually got used to it."

Xiongba: "Yeah, the old man is also very embarrassed. Up to now, I can't leave this Wanjie chat group. It seems that if I don't come in and say a few words a day, my heart is in a panic."

King Zhou laughed and said, "What a strange chat group."

Sun Wukong was confused, "No matter what, don't try to harm my grandson, my grandson is not made of mud."

Cao Cao's hard-talking, Wukong's stubbornness, and Crouching Dragon and Phoenix's two generals gathered in the Wanjie chat group. For a while, the group became lively.

Cao Cao: "Sir, take a look too, this guy is exactly the same as us at the beginning, haha, what a fuss."

At this time, in Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King scratched his ears and cheeks, and the Chijima Monkey on the side flattered and handed Monkey King peaches, but Monkey King has no intention of eating peaches at all now.

The reason why a monkey can refuse Taozi is that it encounters something shocking, other than life and death.

The Wanjie chat group is obviously a shocking thing.

"Get out of here, Lao Sun, Lao Sun is going to take office in heaven soon."

Monkey King is extremely arrogant in the group, it seems that monkey nature is hard to change, and he has not yet adapted to the new stuff in his head.

Li Ke smiled lightly at this time, "Take office? God be Bi Mawen?"

When Cao Cao heard what Li Ke had said, he immediately asked curiously, "Sir, what is this Bi Mawen?"

Xiongba: "At any rate, you are relying on the existence of the emperor to make the princes, and Bi Mawen is the one who raises horses."

Qiao Feng suddenly realized: "Oh! So it's a horse breeder, no wonder Qiao has never heard of it."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was immediately annoyed, "Hehe, you people, how do you know that Taibai Jinxing personally descended to invite my old grandson to go to heaven."

Li Ke smiled, that's right, this is Taibai Jinxing, a bad old man.

"Do you think you can be a high official in heaven?"

"Why don't we make a bet?"

Li Ke is very happy. In the group, new characters have appeared, and new wool is ready.

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