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Chapter 64 Stealing the elixir, Taishang Laojun lost his underwear
Sun Wukong was stunned, "Sir, this is true, I didn't see the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals go out, they are all staying around."
Cao Cao: "Prepare for a rainy day, you know what a fart, Mr. knows that you have caused trouble, so he will definitely let you prepare in advance."
Monkey King pouted: "No, I still have to play in the sky, I haven't played enough yet."
Wu Song didn't know when he came out. Looking at the strange chat records in the group, he was a little puzzled: "Do you guys like watching others steal peaches so much?"
Xiongba: "Hehe, little friend, you don't understand."
King Zhou: "Yes, you young people can't experience this kind of fun."
Li Ke was sitting at the side, recalling the story of Journey to the West. At this time, his eyes lit up. Although he has the power of two worlds, he is still a mortal after all. But if he has the elixir of the Supreme Lord, That's different.
In an instant, Li Ke smiled, and Daji, who was on the side, saw Li Ke's smile, and hurriedly asked, "Master, did you encounter any happy things?"
Daji is also puzzled, the owner is only nine years old, he is in the house every day, and he doesn't like to go out to play, how can there be so many fun things.
Xiaotiangou is very boring. After living for so long, he is now a janitor. He is very helpless.
The childish existence of Shui Qilin, who is young and playful, is really annoying and snores while sleeping.
Li Ke restrained his smile, and smiled lightly, "I did encounter some happy things, Daji, go prepare a sheep, and eat a roasted whole sheep to celebrate."
In the group, Li Ke began to be persuasive.
"In the Heavenly Palace, although the Jade Emperor is in charge, there are more advanced people, such as the Supreme Lord, who has many interesting things there."
"However, I think you should go back and see your monkey grandson."
It's an old routine, Cao Cao shut up immediately when he saw it.
Mr. Li Ke started playing hard to get again.
Qiao Feng: "Sir, Taishang Laojun, is that the Taishang Laojun?"
Qiao Feng was referring to the Taishang Laojun in the temple.
Li Ke said: "That's it, Sun Wukong, there is a cow in Taishang Laojun's place, which is very good, and there are some little Taoist boys."
"The cycle of cause and effect, if you destroy the flat peach today, you will have fruit. It is a bit difficult to get through this calamity."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly thought of one thing, yes, although he had never cared about karma, it really existed.
Lingming stone monkey, the smartest monkey in the world, can understand a little bit, and immediately asked: "@李 Ke, sir, please give me some advice."
Li Ke pretended to be reserved: "This method is against the way of heaven, and the movement is too big. You must know that if you break the cause and effect, you will be backlashed."
Sun Wukong: "Huh? What do you mean, sir, if you break the secret, you will be hurt?"
Cao Cao: "What the hell? Is there such a thing?"
Qiao Feng: "Sir, be careful."
Xiongba: "Leaking the heavenly secrets and getting backlash, the old man has already seen the body of the Ni Bodhisattva, and I firmly believe it."
King Zhou: "Sun, you have to show your sincerity."
Sun Wukong is also a little scared at this time. The secret of the sky, it is said that it will come back to the person who leaked the secret of the sky. At the same time, the people who participated in it violated the way of heaven and will also suffer disaster. He knows how to avoid the disaster, but this difficulty , he felt vaguely uncomfortable.
If this Mr. Li Ke is allowed to make a move, then Mr. Li Ke will...
No, I, Monkey King, sit upright, even if I want to avoid the catastrophe of heaven and karma, I can't drag others into the water.
"Sir, is there a remedy?"
Monkey King asked eagerly, now that the arrow is on the string, he has to send it.
Li Ke sighed unceasingly, if other people in this group were half as smart as Monkey King, he wouldn't have spent so much effort. What he was talking about was you, Xiongba, Lao Yinbi, doubting this and that, and refusing to take it out. home school.
Cao Cao is also suspicious, but he is determined, look at him, and then look at you.
Thinking of this, Li Ke said leisurely in the group: "There is a way, Taishang Laojun is good at alchemy, and among his elixir, there is a nine-turn golden elixir, which can help me avoid evil."
Sun Wukong suddenly realized: "That's it!"
"Sir, don't panic. I'm hiding in this palace right now. I'm holding a few gourds in my hand. They seem to be medicine pills. I don't know which one you want, sir. I'll get them for you."
"By the way, there is also that cow, what a blue cow."
Li Ke was taken aback, and immediately felt that things became interesting.
He wanted to induce Sun Wukong to steal the elixir, but he never expected that when he first laid the groundwork, he mentioned that this guy had already arrived at the Tushita Palace.
hiss……
As expected of a Lingming stone monkey, its comprehension is really high.
The golden light was shining, and the red envelope had already been sent. For a moment, Li Ke was overjoyed, the gourd was full of pills, cause and effect were false, retribution was false, and the pills were true.
In front of the gourd, there is another cow struggling.
Qingniu's big eyes are full of confusion, who am I, where am I, and what am I doing here?
The moment he saw the green bull, Xiaotiangou stood up immediately, and Shui Qilin also stood up slowly, drooling all over the floor.
With a thought in Li Ke's mind, Daji, who had just left the house, came back.
"Master, don't you want to eat sheep?"
"Eat this cow today!"
In the group, Li Ke said to the monkey: "You need to transfer your monkey grandson first."
When Monkey King heard this, he was immediately amused, "Don't panic, sir, let me play around for a while, this little Taoist boy is very interesting."
Li Ke: "Stop playing for a while, or Huaguo Mountain may be gone."
Sun Wukong: "It's okay, it's okay, my old grandson is fast, and it's a hundred and eight thousand miles away."
This monkey is inflated.
Above the Heavenly Palace, the Taishang Laojun stood in the Lingxiao Palace, dazed. Suddenly, he felt his heart beating violently. Looking towards the direction of Tushita Palace, he found that the breath of Qingniu had disappeared.
"No, no, that monkey is still in the sky!"
"My elixir, my green cow!"
After the words fell, the entire hall was silent. The Taishang Laojun glanced at the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor's anger had been suppressed to the end, "Li Jing, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, go out!"
The cow was slaughtered in the Tang Palace today, the green cow was full of fairy spirit, and the roaring dog even cried greedily.
Daji was also uncharacteristically delicious.
The water unicorn was even more voracious, completely unable to see the restraint of the ancient auspicious beast.
"Master, is this green bull a fairy beast?"
Xiao Tianquan asked, after eating a large piece of meat just now, he found that his cultivation base was increasing.
Daji was also very surprised: "Master, Daji feels that her realm is improving."
Shui Qilin didn't speak, just ate.
Li Ke said calmly: "It's not surprising, there will be more fairy beasts in the future, eat slowly, don't choke."
Cao Cao: "Prepare for a rainy day, you know what a fart, Mr. knows that you have caused trouble, so he will definitely let you prepare in advance."
Monkey King pouted: "No, I still have to play in the sky, I haven't played enough yet."
Wu Song didn't know when he came out. Looking at the strange chat records in the group, he was a little puzzled: "Do you guys like watching others steal peaches so much?"
Xiongba: "Hehe, little friend, you don't understand."
King Zhou: "Yes, you young people can't experience this kind of fun."
Li Ke was sitting at the side, recalling the story of Journey to the West. At this time, his eyes lit up. Although he has the power of two worlds, he is still a mortal after all. But if he has the elixir of the Supreme Lord, That's different.
In an instant, Li Ke smiled, and Daji, who was on the side, saw Li Ke's smile, and hurriedly asked, "Master, did you encounter any happy things?"
Daji is also puzzled, the owner is only nine years old, he is in the house every day, and he doesn't like to go out to play, how can there be so many fun things.
Xiaotiangou is very boring. After living for so long, he is now a janitor. He is very helpless.
The childish existence of Shui Qilin, who is young and playful, is really annoying and snores while sleeping.
Li Ke restrained his smile, and smiled lightly, "I did encounter some happy things, Daji, go prepare a sheep, and eat a roasted whole sheep to celebrate."
In the group, Li Ke began to be persuasive.
"In the Heavenly Palace, although the Jade Emperor is in charge, there are more advanced people, such as the Supreme Lord, who has many interesting things there."
"However, I think you should go back and see your monkey grandson."
It's an old routine, Cao Cao shut up immediately when he saw it.
Mr. Li Ke started playing hard to get again.
Qiao Feng: "Sir, Taishang Laojun, is that the Taishang Laojun?"
Qiao Feng was referring to the Taishang Laojun in the temple.
Li Ke said: "That's it, Sun Wukong, there is a cow in Taishang Laojun's place, which is very good, and there are some little Taoist boys."
"The cycle of cause and effect, if you destroy the flat peach today, you will have fruit. It is a bit difficult to get through this calamity."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly thought of one thing, yes, although he had never cared about karma, it really existed.
Lingming stone monkey, the smartest monkey in the world, can understand a little bit, and immediately asked: "@李 Ke, sir, please give me some advice."
Li Ke pretended to be reserved: "This method is against the way of heaven, and the movement is too big. You must know that if you break the cause and effect, you will be backlashed."
Sun Wukong: "Huh? What do you mean, sir, if you break the secret, you will be hurt?"
Cao Cao: "What the hell? Is there such a thing?"
Qiao Feng: "Sir, be careful."
Xiongba: "Leaking the heavenly secrets and getting backlash, the old man has already seen the body of the Ni Bodhisattva, and I firmly believe it."
King Zhou: "Sun, you have to show your sincerity."
Sun Wukong is also a little scared at this time. The secret of the sky, it is said that it will come back to the person who leaked the secret of the sky. At the same time, the people who participated in it violated the way of heaven and will also suffer disaster. He knows how to avoid the disaster, but this difficulty , he felt vaguely uncomfortable.
If this Mr. Li Ke is allowed to make a move, then Mr. Li Ke will...
No, I, Monkey King, sit upright, even if I want to avoid the catastrophe of heaven and karma, I can't drag others into the water.
"Sir, is there a remedy?"
Monkey King asked eagerly, now that the arrow is on the string, he has to send it.
Li Ke sighed unceasingly, if other people in this group were half as smart as Monkey King, he wouldn't have spent so much effort. What he was talking about was you, Xiongba, Lao Yinbi, doubting this and that, and refusing to take it out. home school.
Cao Cao is also suspicious, but he is determined, look at him, and then look at you.
Thinking of this, Li Ke said leisurely in the group: "There is a way, Taishang Laojun is good at alchemy, and among his elixir, there is a nine-turn golden elixir, which can help me avoid evil."
Sun Wukong suddenly realized: "That's it!"
"Sir, don't panic. I'm hiding in this palace right now. I'm holding a few gourds in my hand. They seem to be medicine pills. I don't know which one you want, sir. I'll get them for you."
"By the way, there is also that cow, what a blue cow."
Li Ke was taken aback, and immediately felt that things became interesting.
He wanted to induce Sun Wukong to steal the elixir, but he never expected that when he first laid the groundwork, he mentioned that this guy had already arrived at the Tushita Palace.
hiss……
As expected of a Lingming stone monkey, its comprehension is really high.
The golden light was shining, and the red envelope had already been sent. For a moment, Li Ke was overjoyed, the gourd was full of pills, cause and effect were false, retribution was false, and the pills were true.
In front of the gourd, there is another cow struggling.
Qingniu's big eyes are full of confusion, who am I, where am I, and what am I doing here?
The moment he saw the green bull, Xiaotiangou stood up immediately, and Shui Qilin also stood up slowly, drooling all over the floor.
With a thought in Li Ke's mind, Daji, who had just left the house, came back.
"Master, don't you want to eat sheep?"
"Eat this cow today!"
In the group, Li Ke said to the monkey: "You need to transfer your monkey grandson first."
When Monkey King heard this, he was immediately amused, "Don't panic, sir, let me play around for a while, this little Taoist boy is very interesting."
Li Ke: "Stop playing for a while, or Huaguo Mountain may be gone."
Sun Wukong: "It's okay, it's okay, my old grandson is fast, and it's a hundred and eight thousand miles away."
This monkey is inflated.
Above the Heavenly Palace, the Taishang Laojun stood in the Lingxiao Palace, dazed. Suddenly, he felt his heart beating violently. Looking towards the direction of Tushita Palace, he found that the breath of Qingniu had disappeared.
"No, no, that monkey is still in the sky!"
"My elixir, my green cow!"
After the words fell, the entire hall was silent. The Taishang Laojun glanced at the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor's anger had been suppressed to the end, "Li Jing, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, go out!"
The cow was slaughtered in the Tang Palace today, the green cow was full of fairy spirit, and the roaring dog even cried greedily.
Daji was also uncharacteristically delicious.
The water unicorn was even more voracious, completely unable to see the restraint of the ancient auspicious beast.
"Master, is this green bull a fairy beast?"
Xiao Tianquan asked, after eating a large piece of meat just now, he found that his cultivation base was increasing.
Daji was also very surprised: "Master, Daji feels that her realm is improving."
Shui Qilin didn't speak, just ate.
Li Ke said calmly: "It's not surprising, there will be more fairy beasts in the future, eat slowly, don't choke."
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