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Chapter 68 Don't Listen to Li Keyan, 5 Years in Jail
Cao Cao's statement immediately aroused King Zhou's dissatisfaction, "This kind of trend cannot be advocated. From now on, it is a bit immoral to dig other people's ancestors' tombs every now and then."
Cao Cao: "Oh? There is virtue in my name, not lacking, not lacking."
Li Ke had a vague feeling that this monkey was going to cause trouble, and he had already caused a huge disaster. Next, he just had to pretend to be reconciled, and he could say anything.
But the question is, is the monkey willing?
When the group became lively, Monkey King spoke again: "Huh? Who is this great monk?"
"Hahaha, Tathagata, another one came to die."
Qiao Feng: "Tathagata?"
Wu Song: "This Tathagata can't beat you?"
Li Ke knew it was time for him to interrupt.
"The Tathagata can only outsmart, not attack by force. Don't be careless. It is best to avoid its edge."
Sun Wukong: "No, my old grandson is going to fight him one-on-one. Tathagata is nothing!"
Li Ke: "You may regret it."
Sun Wukong: "Sir, my old grandson never regrets it."
Above the heavens, the Heavenly Palace is like ruins. From the human world, it seems that there are many colorful rays of light in the sky. When ordinary people see the rays of light, they think that there is auspiciousness appearing in the sky, so they hurriedly kneel down and worship.
But above the sky, it was actually miserable. Looking at the ruins under his feet, Tathagata thought slightly in his heart that the opportunity had come.
This monkey is still useful if kept.
"Monkey head, do you dare to bet with me?"
Sun Wukong is now fully sensitive to the word bet. In the Wanjie chat group, the first time Li Ke and Sun Wukong had an intersection was betting. Sun Wukong is still afraid of that bet.
At that time, Mr. Li Ke said that God wanted to be a Bi Mawen, but Monkey King refused to believe it, and then...
Now, Tathagata mentioned betting again, and Sun Wukong immediately remembered Li Ke's words, don't single out with Tathagata.
But in just one thought, Monkey King put Li Ke's words behind him, who am I, Monkey King, self-appointed Monkey King.
What is Tathagata?In heaven and earth, whether it is the Tathagata or the Jade Emperor, even God is equal to me.
"Don't fight, it's boring, just say what are you doing here?"
Tathagata was startled, the monkey didn't play cards according to the routine, for a while, he smiled and looked at Monkey King, his dharma was extremely tall, and then he sighed: "You monkey, you can be considered capable, why are you disturbing the Heavenly Court?"
Sun Wukong sneered: "The old Jade Emperor can be Yu Yudi, so can I. The emperor takes turns to do it, and come to my house next year."
After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong waved the golden cudgel a few times triumphantly, and the situation was stirred up by him, and the Jade Emperor, who was hiding in the dark, panicked even more at this time.
You monkey, hurry up and go to the west to make trouble. Above heaven, stability is the first. Everyone is a decent fairy. It is very emotionally unintelligent to use a knife or a gun. Look at the western world, there are monsters everywhere. You can fight and kill at will.
The Jade Emperor had a clear plan in his heart, so he said leisurely at this time: "Monkey, let me see your skills, how about it?"
Sun Wukong didn't accept the trick at all, "Don't look at it, don't look at it, you monk, where are you from, go back to where you are, eat fast and chant Buddha, don't fight with the world, hehe."
The second time the induction failed, Tathagata narrowed his eyes, the Buddhist boss was extremely "simple", he was indecisive when he encountered problems, and he vigorously resolved them.
Monkey King only felt his eyes go dark, and when he woke up again, he wailed, what the hell is this.
In the Wanjie chat group, Li Ke saw Monkey King's confession.
This monkey is very stubborn even when he regrets it.
"My grandson is so stupid, really."
Li Ke laughed out loud. One can imagine what Sun Wukong looks like today. He can be a fairy if he is free, but he doesn't want to, he has to sing tears behind bars in Wuzhishan Prison?
Is this pattern challenging the human prison system with its own freedom?
For a long time, countless ancestors discovered a problem. To fix a person and torture a person is definitely not to kill him or cut off his limbs, but to make him lose his freedom.
Now Monkey King has experienced the taste of losing freedom.
"I'm stupid, really."
"If I had listened to my husband, I wouldn't have been like this."
Cao Cao arched fire from the side: "Monkey, you were imprisoned by the Jade Emperor, right?"
Sun Wukong sneered: "Jade Emperor? He's a fart. My old grandson thought that Tathagata came to be a lobbyist, but in the blink of an eye, he sneaked up on him."
"This old monk doesn't talk about martial arts, come to cheat, come to attack me, a young monkey."
"But even if he was attacked by surprise, my old grandson will not give in so easily. I advise him to take care of himself. After I come out, he will definitely be disturbed."
King Zhou: "I used to think that you have iron head, copper skin and iron bones, but now you find that your mouth is really hard. Why, the Tathagata didn't knock your mouth crooked? Oh, no, he can't crook it."
It's time for Li Ke to appear. Just after finishing writing a piece of writing, Fan Tianyin pressed the edge of the rice paper. Li Ke gloated and said, "The Five Elements Mountain can be regarded as one of the most powerful methods in the Tathagata Dharma. I will not hesitate to cut off my hand to suppress it." You, it seems that Tathagata respects your opponent very much."
The yin and yang strangeness in the words made Sun Wukong very aggrieved.
"Sir, don't tease me, I just want to go out."
It is impossible to go out, Wuzhishan, unless Tathagata himself wants to open the prison gate, you want to escape?There are Tathagata's proverbs on it.
Wu Song: "Actually, it would be nice to have a chat group in Ten Thousand Realms, and you won't be bored."
Sun Wukong was stunned, how could there be such a person in the world?Does he not yearn for freedom at all?
Sun Wukong remembered the days of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, when he was climbing trees and running under the setting sun, that was his youth.
Wu Song: "Stop talking, I'm going to find my wife."
Monkey King: "This... Wu Song, what is your intention!"
Cao Cao said boldly at this time: "It's okay, monkey, you just stay there and don't move. I have nothing to play with you. I am old and old. I can't walk anymore. Now I can only lie down every day, just to chat with you."
Xiong Ba stroked his beard, looked at himself in the mirror with some gray hair, and said slowly: "Yes, the old man is getting old too."
Sun Wukong was quite noisy at the beginning. Li Ke opened the group chat all day long, and it was full of his movements. Then it became quiet. It seemed that the boring time was passed, and he gradually adapted to the life of Wuzhishan Prison. Wuzhishan is a very magical place. At the beginning, you resist it, then you get used to it, and in the end, you can't live without it.
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Xuchang, Cao Cao felt that he was getting old, Zhou Yu seemed to be sick some time ago, and it is said that he died, Sun Quan was very sad.
Thinking of this, Cao Cao felt a little guilty. Looking at Xiao Qiao who was serving him in front of him, he really wanted to ask her: Do you hate me?
"Prime Minister, Mr. Zhuge, please see me!"
Cao Cao: "Oh? There is virtue in my name, not lacking, not lacking."
Li Ke had a vague feeling that this monkey was going to cause trouble, and he had already caused a huge disaster. Next, he just had to pretend to be reconciled, and he could say anything.
But the question is, is the monkey willing?
When the group became lively, Monkey King spoke again: "Huh? Who is this great monk?"
"Hahaha, Tathagata, another one came to die."
Qiao Feng: "Tathagata?"
Wu Song: "This Tathagata can't beat you?"
Li Ke knew it was time for him to interrupt.
"The Tathagata can only outsmart, not attack by force. Don't be careless. It is best to avoid its edge."
Sun Wukong: "No, my old grandson is going to fight him one-on-one. Tathagata is nothing!"
Li Ke: "You may regret it."
Sun Wukong: "Sir, my old grandson never regrets it."
Above the heavens, the Heavenly Palace is like ruins. From the human world, it seems that there are many colorful rays of light in the sky. When ordinary people see the rays of light, they think that there is auspiciousness appearing in the sky, so they hurriedly kneel down and worship.
But above the sky, it was actually miserable. Looking at the ruins under his feet, Tathagata thought slightly in his heart that the opportunity had come.
This monkey is still useful if kept.
"Monkey head, do you dare to bet with me?"
Sun Wukong is now fully sensitive to the word bet. In the Wanjie chat group, the first time Li Ke and Sun Wukong had an intersection was betting. Sun Wukong is still afraid of that bet.
At that time, Mr. Li Ke said that God wanted to be a Bi Mawen, but Monkey King refused to believe it, and then...
Now, Tathagata mentioned betting again, and Sun Wukong immediately remembered Li Ke's words, don't single out with Tathagata.
But in just one thought, Monkey King put Li Ke's words behind him, who am I, Monkey King, self-appointed Monkey King.
What is Tathagata?In heaven and earth, whether it is the Tathagata or the Jade Emperor, even God is equal to me.
"Don't fight, it's boring, just say what are you doing here?"
Tathagata was startled, the monkey didn't play cards according to the routine, for a while, he smiled and looked at Monkey King, his dharma was extremely tall, and then he sighed: "You monkey, you can be considered capable, why are you disturbing the Heavenly Court?"
Sun Wukong sneered: "The old Jade Emperor can be Yu Yudi, so can I. The emperor takes turns to do it, and come to my house next year."
After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong waved the golden cudgel a few times triumphantly, and the situation was stirred up by him, and the Jade Emperor, who was hiding in the dark, panicked even more at this time.
You monkey, hurry up and go to the west to make trouble. Above heaven, stability is the first. Everyone is a decent fairy. It is very emotionally unintelligent to use a knife or a gun. Look at the western world, there are monsters everywhere. You can fight and kill at will.
The Jade Emperor had a clear plan in his heart, so he said leisurely at this time: "Monkey, let me see your skills, how about it?"
Sun Wukong didn't accept the trick at all, "Don't look at it, don't look at it, you monk, where are you from, go back to where you are, eat fast and chant Buddha, don't fight with the world, hehe."
The second time the induction failed, Tathagata narrowed his eyes, the Buddhist boss was extremely "simple", he was indecisive when he encountered problems, and he vigorously resolved them.
Monkey King only felt his eyes go dark, and when he woke up again, he wailed, what the hell is this.
In the Wanjie chat group, Li Ke saw Monkey King's confession.
This monkey is very stubborn even when he regrets it.
"My grandson is so stupid, really."
Li Ke laughed out loud. One can imagine what Sun Wukong looks like today. He can be a fairy if he is free, but he doesn't want to, he has to sing tears behind bars in Wuzhishan Prison?
Is this pattern challenging the human prison system with its own freedom?
For a long time, countless ancestors discovered a problem. To fix a person and torture a person is definitely not to kill him or cut off his limbs, but to make him lose his freedom.
Now Monkey King has experienced the taste of losing freedom.
"I'm stupid, really."
"If I had listened to my husband, I wouldn't have been like this."
Cao Cao arched fire from the side: "Monkey, you were imprisoned by the Jade Emperor, right?"
Sun Wukong sneered: "Jade Emperor? He's a fart. My old grandson thought that Tathagata came to be a lobbyist, but in the blink of an eye, he sneaked up on him."
"This old monk doesn't talk about martial arts, come to cheat, come to attack me, a young monkey."
"But even if he was attacked by surprise, my old grandson will not give in so easily. I advise him to take care of himself. After I come out, he will definitely be disturbed."
King Zhou: "I used to think that you have iron head, copper skin and iron bones, but now you find that your mouth is really hard. Why, the Tathagata didn't knock your mouth crooked? Oh, no, he can't crook it."
It's time for Li Ke to appear. Just after finishing writing a piece of writing, Fan Tianyin pressed the edge of the rice paper. Li Ke gloated and said, "The Five Elements Mountain can be regarded as one of the most powerful methods in the Tathagata Dharma. I will not hesitate to cut off my hand to suppress it." You, it seems that Tathagata respects your opponent very much."
The yin and yang strangeness in the words made Sun Wukong very aggrieved.
"Sir, don't tease me, I just want to go out."
It is impossible to go out, Wuzhishan, unless Tathagata himself wants to open the prison gate, you want to escape?There are Tathagata's proverbs on it.
Wu Song: "Actually, it would be nice to have a chat group in Ten Thousand Realms, and you won't be bored."
Sun Wukong was stunned, how could there be such a person in the world?Does he not yearn for freedom at all?
Sun Wukong remembered the days of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, when he was climbing trees and running under the setting sun, that was his youth.
Wu Song: "Stop talking, I'm going to find my wife."
Monkey King: "This... Wu Song, what is your intention!"
Cao Cao said boldly at this time: "It's okay, monkey, you just stay there and don't move. I have nothing to play with you. I am old and old. I can't walk anymore. Now I can only lie down every day, just to chat with you."
Xiong Ba stroked his beard, looked at himself in the mirror with some gray hair, and said slowly: "Yes, the old man is getting old too."
Sun Wukong was quite noisy at the beginning. Li Ke opened the group chat all day long, and it was full of his movements. Then it became quiet. It seemed that the boring time was passed, and he gradually adapted to the life of Wuzhishan Prison. Wuzhishan is a very magical place. At the beginning, you resist it, then you get used to it, and in the end, you can't live without it.
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Xuchang, Cao Cao felt that he was getting old, Zhou Yu seemed to be sick some time ago, and it is said that he died, Sun Quan was very sad.
Thinking of this, Cao Cao felt a little guilty. Looking at Xiao Qiao who was serving him in front of him, he really wanted to ask her: Do you hate me?
"Prime Minister, Mr. Zhuge, please see me!"
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