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"Father, the child will not go out to salute, he is naked."

Li Shimin looked at his nine-year-old third son majestically, "Okay, you just soak in it, it's not like I haven't seen it before, I'll make you ashamed."

In Li Ke's heart, his mother is a critic, no, I don't know you that well, you can't look at me like this, old pervert, when you looked at Daji just now, your eyes were like a pervert, you have the nerve to call me .

"Well, Father, are you here today to give the child a bath?"

After Li Ke finished speaking, Li Shimin's face turned green.

No, this little guy, if you are ten years old, if you dare to say this sentence, I will not open your ass.

You are only nine years old.

But nine years old is not too young, I can't just bear it like this: "Hehe, brat, are you not happy at all when I come to see you today?"

Li Shimin was curious as to who taught him those words. At such a young age, he would never have such insight. Li Shimin knew that Concubine Yang's retelling might be different, but the truth inside seemed to be the same. Last night, after Concubine Yang left, Li Shimin approached Liu Zheng, Minister of the Household Department overnight, and asked him to explain the truth. Liu Zheng didn't know, but at least he was a member of the Household Department. After thinking about it for a while, he admitted the subtlety of what he said. place.

Li Shimin, who was originally angry, will be spanked when he comes here today.

But after listening to Liu Zheng's words, Li Shimin was mostly just curious.

But then, Li Ke's words almost broke Li Shimin's defense: "Father, you are so busy all day long, and the emperor's brother and sister are also waiting for you to visit. I am still young, so it doesn't matter."

The yin and yang strange energy can be said to have the demeanor of later generations.

Li Shimin gasped. If he didn't know that his son was only nine years old, he would have thought Li Ke was an old man.

These words sound like nothing, but the meaning inside the words is intriguing. Anyway, my third son is not important. Go and see your important sons.

"Ke'er, what are you talking about? As a father, I can't see you anymore?"

"Come on, give you a good rub for my father."

Li Shimin sneered, little bastard, let you tease me, if I don't make you red and swollen, my surname will not be Li.

After the words fell, Li Ke felt a strong force appearing, and he was startled, wanting to stop: "Father, don't..."

Li Shimin: "Hey, it's too late, good son."

Outside Li Ke's room, the commander Li Junxian always looked at that woman involuntarily. I heard that she was the third prince's personal maid. Hiss... This woman is really...

Not good, Li Junxian felt himself blushing, and his body stiffened involuntarily.

Xiao Tiangou rolled his eyes, human beings, human beings, stupid human beings, when a man sees a woman, it seems like he has lost his soul, and that Daji is not a good person, just you just wait, you have to show a little charm Well, look at those guards, they have long been out of control.

The hardest one was the eunuch. Daji made such a move, and the eunuch felt infinite remorse. Why did he make such a hasty decision in the first place?
You see, at the critical moment, I regret endlessly.

The palace maids hid their faces and bowed their heads one by one. Is this life still a living?They are all maids, why are you so beautiful?

Shui Qilin was naughty, but no one could see her, and the maids felt that something had slipped under their skirts, and they trembled for a while.

Dare to be haunted in broad daylight?
The old eunuch farted accidentally, right in the middle of the water unicorn passing by. After lying on the gun, the water unicorn puffed up its cheeks, and the corners of its head arched towards the old eunuch's crotch.

At this moment, Xiaotiangou couldn't help clamping his legs, and Daji's smile became even happier.

At this moment, there was a scream in the room.

Li Junxian's face turned cold, and he jumped out of the previous state in a jerk: "No, protect Your Majesty!"

Pushing open the door and entering, I saw Li Shimin smiling kindly in the room, everything was very peaceful.

"Oh? Li Junxian, what's the matter with you?"

Li Junxian was taken aback, "Your Majesty, that shout just now..."

"Oh, this, this is a game between our father and son, hehe, you just wait outside."

Li Junxian was skeptical, but the scream was not as light as His Majesty himself said.

The moment the door closed, Li Shimin covered his hands, "Well, you brat, did you hide an iron plate on your body?"

Li Ke said leisurely: "Father, it was you who made the first move."

Li Shimin was deflated and covered his hands, "Okay, kid, I was tricked by you too."

"If you don't clarify these few things today, don't even try to get out of it!"

Li Shimin smiled wickedly: "Let's talk about the movement of Yong'an Canal first?"

Li Ke rolled his eyes, "Where is that place?"

"It's next door."

"Oh, next door, I don't know, father, the child is young and sleeps a lot."

"Hehe, the eunuchs and maids have already told me, you little guy, go to Yong'an Canal at night, rumbling, I don't know what you're doing, you think I don't know?"

At this time, Li Shimin slapped Li Ke's ass who was getting dressed, "Little bastard, you are young, you don't learn well, you make trouble every day, and you have found such a beautiful maid as a maid, ha ha."

As soon as he said this, Li Shimin became angry, so beautiful, no matter what, he should let his father know first, right?
Li Ke almost rolled his eyes, he got it, and dared to tell you, once he said it, he lost everything.

Besides, aren't you afraid of subjugation?

"I still have a dog. The black dog is fierce at first glance. What if it bites someone?"

Li Ke retorted at this time: "Father, the dog is very good and doesn't bite people."

"What if you bite someone?"

Li Ke chuckled: "Then naturally let the emperor go out and make up for it."

Well, this son is really a dutiful son.

Li Shimin knew that it was time to get to the point, so his expression became serious. Li Ke sat on the bench opposite Li Shimin, his feet still couldn't reach the ground.

"Ke'er, some time ago, your expenses have been getting bigger and bigger. You eat a cow for a meal, and sometimes you have to add a sheep. Is this true?"

Li Shimin narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Ke.

Li Ke said with a smile: "Of course it's true, Ke'er is growing up."

"Of course, Daji has to eat too, and Xiao Hei has to eat too."

When Li Shimin heard this, his face turned dark immediately, Xiao Hei, it must be that black dog.

Daji?Could this be the maid's name?Who the hell started it, it's too dark.

Can't it be called Shufen, Yuanfang or something?

"Who named this Daji?"

"Father, it was taken by the child, it sounds nice."

Li Shimin was stunned. He ate too much, which is understandable, as long as he didn't waste it, but if Mr. Li Gang knew about this name, he would probably vomit blood.

"Nie Zi, find a fight."

"Father, you don't even say where I am wrong."

"I... don't like you."