Chat Group of Myriad Worlds of Tang Dynasty

Li Shimin was stunned, Li Gang was like a knife, piercing his heart.

No, what happened to the world?Didn't you read the almanac when you went out today?

Why is it that Li Gang was supposed to test Li Ke, but now he is in such an embarrassing situation?

The whip in his hand is neither good nor bad for not beating.

With a sigh, Li Shimin sat on the stone bench, and the maids and eunuchs beside him began to serve fruit plates.

"Ke'er, do you really think so?"

Li Ke smiled lightly: "Father, it's still a lie. The child is young, so I want to quickly finish my thoughts and then go play."

Li Shimin felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

"Okay, okay, you go to play first."

After Li Ke had just left, Li Shimin immediately realized that this brat used his youth as an excuse. You must know that it would be treasonous to say those words in anyone's mouth. If Wei Zheng had these words, he would Fight with yourself in the hall.

Good boy, it seems that I have to make a tough move.

Li Ke made Li Shimin angry, and he went back to his residence. In the morning, a sheep was placed on the table. In the palace, it seemed that only this dish was the best. The other dishes were barely edible.

Li Ke moved first, and Daji also started to move. Shui Qilin and Xiao Tiangou were not far behind. For a while, the foodies in the room became cooks.

In the group, Monkey King is chattering.

"@李恩, sir, my trip made that Guanshiyin very angry."

Cao Cao: "No, you bastard, what did you do to Avalokitesvara?"

Qiao Feng: "Oh? That sounds a bit wrong. Avalokitesvara seems to be a woman."

Wu Song: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

Sun Wukong: "Hey, according to what my husband said, I fought with Zhen Yuanzi in Wuzhuang Temple during the day and drank at night. For two full months, Avalokitesvara couldn't sit still, so I came here in person. I pretended to be disgraced, and Zhen Yuanzi Pretending not to save face can stump Western Buddhism."

Xiongba: "Little monkey, I remember my husband said that Avalokitesvara can save the ginseng fruit tree, she will be embarrassed?"

Monkey King: "This statement is wrong. Avalokitesvara can be saved, but she doesn't want to."

King Zhou: "That's right, if you are not of my race, your heart must be different. This Avalokitesvara is not a good bird when you hear it."

Monkey King: "Don't interrupt, later, Avalokitesvara had a fight with Zhen Yuanzi, tsk tsk, in that battle, the sky was dark, Bajie covered his eyes, Tang Monk was watching with enthusiasm, Sand Monk seemed to be a little impatient, I'm here On the side, I saw Zhen Yuanzi pressing Avalokitesvara to the ground..."

Cao Cao's eyes were bright green: "What? Tell me quickly! What did he do to Guan Yin?"

King Zhou: "You old pervert, how old are you, and you are still so impatient."

Cao Cao: "Ahem, the martyrs are full of ambition in their old age. Although Meng De is sixty, his body is still strong. Xiao Qiao is pregnant, haha."

King Zhou: "Are you sure it's yours?"

Cao Cao: "Are you polite?"

Then Cao Cao disappeared and stopped talking. Li Ke laughed out loud when he saw this scene. With Cao Cao's temperament, he had to doubt it. I guess he will have to investigate thoroughly, right?
There was no dna technology in ancient times. Cao Cao, Cao Cao, this suspicious character is really messing up.

Sun Wukong: "Avalokitesvara is a man..."

puff……

Li Ke spit out a sip of water, and Shui Qilin looked at Li Ke with a face full of steam, his resentful eyes were full of grievances.

This Avalokitesvara, a master of women's clothing?
hiss……

People in the Buddhist sect are so terrifying. At this moment, Li Ke suddenly remembered that Bodhisattvas and Bodhisattvas seemed to be men in the past...

Thinking of the women that Tang Seng met along the way, they all called each other female Bodhisattvas. Oh, it turns out that Bodhisattvas are also divided into men and women, which is what it means.

Teacher Wu is really knowledgeable.

Sun Wukong: "Zhen Yuanzi pressed Avalokitesvara on the ground and beat him, but he couldn't get out of it."

"Tang Seng didn't know what to do at this time, so he broke free from the rope and went to stop Yuanzi."

Li Ke thought to himself, it's not your fault that Tang Monk was released.

According to you, Tang Seng is also a fisherman, I am afraid that Buddhism will be easier, go out to stop him at this time, Zhen Yuanzi can beat Guanshiyin vigorously, but Guanshiyin dare not resist.

That picture is so beautiful, Li Ke can almost imagine it.

Tang Seng stood in front of Zhen Yuanzi, dissuading him in various ways: "Great Immortal, don't fight and kill, don't hurt your peace, we are all practitioners, one thing more is worse than one thing less."

When Zhen Yuanzi heard this, he was furious, and made a long-range attack towards Avalokitesvara and bombarded it.

Avalokitesvara just wanted to fight back, but when she saw Tang Seng standing in front of Zhen Yuanzi, she gritted her teeth and endured it. After all, she has strong mana. If this hurts Tang Seng and delays the important event of learning scriptures, it will be bad. The Buddha gave the order to die. This time must learn from success.

Tang Seng said again: "Isn't it just that the ginseng fruit tree has been planed, and it's a big deal to plant another one..."

The more Zhen Yuanzi thought about it, the more angry he was, and there was another long-range attack. Avalokitesvara became ashamed, and his mother criticized him in his heart: Tang Seng, why don't you just get away from me, can you?
But I thought again, if this hurts Tang Seng, the progress of the copy of Wuzhuang Temple will be delayed again. The master and apprentice have been here for three months.

Li Ke couldn't be happier when he thought of this scene.

Sun Wukong: "Sir, this plan is great. Now Guanshiyin and Zhenyuanzi are still competing. One calls you to come up, and the other says you have the ability to come down."

King Zhou: "That's good, haha, let's punish those crooked ways."

Wu Song: "Unexpectedly, Avalokitesvara is such a person. Yes, you haven't said why he is a man?"

Sun Wukong: "Hey, that Avalokitesvara came out of the soil and accidentally dropped his clothes. Oh, at that moment, my old grandson wanted to wash his eyes in the mountain spring in the back mountain."

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

Li Ke said leisurely: "Now, has the tree been saved?"

Sun Wukong: "How can it be? Avalokitesvara probably has no face to come here now. He ran back to Lingshan long ago. Now I see those Bodhisattvas, and I always feel weird in my heart."

Li Ke: "That's right, this progress can be postponed for a few months."

Sun Wukong: "My junior brother Zhu Bajie fainted immediately, Monk Sha's face was ashen ashes, and Monk Tang was stunned, he opened his mouth wide and couldn't say a word for a long time."

"Don't say they are confused, even Zhen Yuanzi blushed from embarrassment."

"Eh? Fuck, the Tathagata is here, the Tathagata is here in person, hiss..."

When Li Ke heard it, he understood that Avalokitesvara had lost his reputation, and if Tathagata went off in person, it would be impossible for Zhen Yuanzi not to show face this time.