I am Wu Dalang, starting with Pan Jinlian
Chapter 225 It's Crazy
Early the next morning, Shopkeeper Wan was called out by the staff.
"Master, when I opened the door today, I saw a lot of carriages parked at the door, and they all said they wanted to buy toilet water!"
When Shopkeeper Wan heard this, he was overjoyed. This is a good thing when sleepiness meets a pillow!
"Go, take me to see!"
Shopkeeper Wan followed the waiter to the silver shop.
Good guy, the first floor is already full of people, all of whom are officials' wives in gold and silver.
Seeing shopkeeper Wan coming out, they rushed up, fearing that he would run away.
Shopkeeper Wan was stunned, what's going on?Yesterday he was exhausted, introducing toilet water to every official wife who came to buy jewelry, and only sold one bottle.
Why did so many people come to buy toilet water in one night!
This unscientific!
"Who can tell me what happened?" Shopkeeper Wan thought to himself.
However, he can be regarded as a person who has seen the scene. Seeing that these officials' wives were about to rush in front of him, he hurriedly yelled a word.
"Everyone stop!"
After hearing the shout, everyone slowly stopped in their tracks.
"Guest officers, what's the matter in such an early morning?" Shopkeeper Wan asked.
"I want to buy toilet water!"
"I want it too, I want it too!"
Suddenly, dozens of voices wanting to buy toilet water rang out.
Shopkeeper Wan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. With so many people, he only had 9 bottles of toilet water. Who did he sell it to and who did he not?
He couldn't afford to offend any of these people!
Shopkeeper Wan couldn't help crying secretly, but he had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Don't worry, everyone, the shop only has nine bottles of toilet water now!"
"Ah, give me a bottle!"
"Mine, mine!"
"Don't compete with me, I'll come first!"
The scene is going out of control again!
Now, these officials and wives are completely crazy. There are so many people, and there are only nine bottles of toilet water. What if they can't buy them?
So, they began to squeeze forward, ready to snap up these toilet water.
Shopkeeper Wan was in a hurry now, no matter which one of these people had a problem in the competition, he couldn't bear it.
It was too late to say it, but it was too soon, he had an idea and yelled again.
"Everyone, don't squeeze, except for these nine bottles, they will be in stock tomorrow!"
Hearing this news, these officials' wives were not moved in the slightest. Of course, the sooner you can get this toilet water, the better. Who can wait patiently until tomorrow?
Besides, if this shopkeeper Wan lied to them, what if they can't buy it today, and if they don't have it tomorrow?
Shopkeeper Wan saw that these people didn't listen.
He really didn't want to tell the source of the toilet water, he got it from Wu's store.
If they knew about this, then what else would he do.
This is the so-called good fortune!If he sells this bottle of toilet water, he can earn 4 taels of silver, which is a huge profit!
Shopkeeper Wan's brain began to spin rapidly, and suddenly, he remembered the story of Wu Fei's rise.
Yes, it is possible to conduct an auction!The highest price wins!
In this case, I don't have to be a bad person on the bright side!
As for you not buying it, it means you are incompetent and has nothing to do with him!
The shopkeeper Wan, who thought he had a plan, expressed his thoughts and auctioned the nine bottles of toilet water.
Thus, the exciting auction began.
At the scene, everyone looked at the people around them vigilantly, they were all competitors!
Shopkeeper Wan explained the rules of the auction.
These nine bottles of toilet water will be divided into nine auctions.
Only one bottle of toilet water is auctioned each time, the base price is ten taels of silver, and each time the price is increased by at least one tael.
After announcing this rule, everyone felt very novel.
After all, in the Great Song Dynasty, except for those interested people, those who knew about Wu Fei's past, or those who participated in the auction held by Wu Fei, no one had ever heard of the auction.
So, after shopkeeper Wan said the rules of the auction, the officials and wives standing in front of shopkeeper Wan couldn't wait to let shopkeeper Wan start.
Finally, amidst the anxious urging, the auction for the first bottle of toilet water started!
In an instant, the scene got out of control.
When more than 20 people called out the price of ten taels at the same time, shopkeeper Wan was stunned.
There are so many people shouting prices at the same time, let alone him alone, even if there are three more people, it is impossible to know who is calling the price.
Shopkeeper Wan thinks this is not good, when will it be done in such a mess?
"Everyone be quiet, let me say something!" Shopkeeper Wan began to set the rules again, "Every time only the person I point to can bid!"
"Why?"
"Yeah, you're so unfair!"
"No, you come down!"
Discussions arose.
If this goes on, it will definitely become more and more chaotic!
Shopkeeper Wan was heartbroken and let out harsh words.
"Silence! If you don't want to buy it, you can leave now!"
As soon as this sentence came out, the front fell silent.
"They're all donkeys. If you don't say it, you're rushing back! It seems that these people are destined to be abused. Only by speaking viciously can they be shocked!" Shopkeeper Wan secretly smug.
Seeing that the scene had finally returned to normal, Shopkeeper Wan restarted the auction.
The officials and wives cooperated very well, and the auction finally got on the right track.
Because only the people pointed out by the shopkeeper Wan can bid, this effectively avoids the situation of simultaneous quotations.
Finally, the first bottle of flowers was sold at a high price of 25 taels!
The price of the next few bottles is quite normal, but it is more than ten taels of silver more than the reserve price.
The winning bidder was immediately taken out by the assistants, paying the money and getting the goods.
Seeing that the toilet water is getting less and less, the dozen or so officials and wives who are still waiting for the auction in the hall can no longer stand.
This also caused the competition for the last few bottles, which became more and more fierce, and the price of toilet water also hit a new high.
The last three bottles of toilet water were sold at prices of 43 taels, 45 taels and 62 taels respectively.
In the end, the officials and wives who captured the dew water walked away happily with their things.
Those who were not photographed just stood where they were, refusing to leave no matter what.
Shopkeeper Wan had no choice but to make all kinds of promises, swear and swear, etc., to ensure that new products would come in tomorrow, and give priority to those who did not buy today.
Relying on these methods, shopkeeper Wan sent away these officials' wives.
After seeing off these people, shopkeeper Wan walked into the room, and began to check with the cashier about the silver obtained at the auction just now.
However, after seeing the silver, he felt a little unbelievable, and he couldn't believe it was real.
After pinching himself and confirming the pain, he realized it was real.
Shopkeeper Wan couldn't help but sighed: "These officials and wives are rich, and they don't treat silver as money! It's really crazy!"
"Master, when I opened the door today, I saw a lot of carriages parked at the door, and they all said they wanted to buy toilet water!"
When Shopkeeper Wan heard this, he was overjoyed. This is a good thing when sleepiness meets a pillow!
"Go, take me to see!"
Shopkeeper Wan followed the waiter to the silver shop.
Good guy, the first floor is already full of people, all of whom are officials' wives in gold and silver.
Seeing shopkeeper Wan coming out, they rushed up, fearing that he would run away.
Shopkeeper Wan was stunned, what's going on?Yesterday he was exhausted, introducing toilet water to every official wife who came to buy jewelry, and only sold one bottle.
Why did so many people come to buy toilet water in one night!
This unscientific!
"Who can tell me what happened?" Shopkeeper Wan thought to himself.
However, he can be regarded as a person who has seen the scene. Seeing that these officials' wives were about to rush in front of him, he hurriedly yelled a word.
"Everyone stop!"
After hearing the shout, everyone slowly stopped in their tracks.
"Guest officers, what's the matter in such an early morning?" Shopkeeper Wan asked.
"I want to buy toilet water!"
"I want it too, I want it too!"
Suddenly, dozens of voices wanting to buy toilet water rang out.
Shopkeeper Wan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. With so many people, he only had 9 bottles of toilet water. Who did he sell it to and who did he not?
He couldn't afford to offend any of these people!
Shopkeeper Wan couldn't help crying secretly, but he had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Don't worry, everyone, the shop only has nine bottles of toilet water now!"
"Ah, give me a bottle!"
"Mine, mine!"
"Don't compete with me, I'll come first!"
The scene is going out of control again!
Now, these officials and wives are completely crazy. There are so many people, and there are only nine bottles of toilet water. What if they can't buy them?
So, they began to squeeze forward, ready to snap up these toilet water.
Shopkeeper Wan was in a hurry now, no matter which one of these people had a problem in the competition, he couldn't bear it.
It was too late to say it, but it was too soon, he had an idea and yelled again.
"Everyone, don't squeeze, except for these nine bottles, they will be in stock tomorrow!"
Hearing this news, these officials' wives were not moved in the slightest. Of course, the sooner you can get this toilet water, the better. Who can wait patiently until tomorrow?
Besides, if this shopkeeper Wan lied to them, what if they can't buy it today, and if they don't have it tomorrow?
Shopkeeper Wan saw that these people didn't listen.
He really didn't want to tell the source of the toilet water, he got it from Wu's store.
If they knew about this, then what else would he do.
This is the so-called good fortune!If he sells this bottle of toilet water, he can earn 4 taels of silver, which is a huge profit!
Shopkeeper Wan's brain began to spin rapidly, and suddenly, he remembered the story of Wu Fei's rise.
Yes, it is possible to conduct an auction!The highest price wins!
In this case, I don't have to be a bad person on the bright side!
As for you not buying it, it means you are incompetent and has nothing to do with him!
The shopkeeper Wan, who thought he had a plan, expressed his thoughts and auctioned the nine bottles of toilet water.
Thus, the exciting auction began.
At the scene, everyone looked at the people around them vigilantly, they were all competitors!
Shopkeeper Wan explained the rules of the auction.
These nine bottles of toilet water will be divided into nine auctions.
Only one bottle of toilet water is auctioned each time, the base price is ten taels of silver, and each time the price is increased by at least one tael.
After announcing this rule, everyone felt very novel.
After all, in the Great Song Dynasty, except for those interested people, those who knew about Wu Fei's past, or those who participated in the auction held by Wu Fei, no one had ever heard of the auction.
So, after shopkeeper Wan said the rules of the auction, the officials and wives standing in front of shopkeeper Wan couldn't wait to let shopkeeper Wan start.
Finally, amidst the anxious urging, the auction for the first bottle of toilet water started!
In an instant, the scene got out of control.
When more than 20 people called out the price of ten taels at the same time, shopkeeper Wan was stunned.
There are so many people shouting prices at the same time, let alone him alone, even if there are three more people, it is impossible to know who is calling the price.
Shopkeeper Wan thinks this is not good, when will it be done in such a mess?
"Everyone be quiet, let me say something!" Shopkeeper Wan began to set the rules again, "Every time only the person I point to can bid!"
"Why?"
"Yeah, you're so unfair!"
"No, you come down!"
Discussions arose.
If this goes on, it will definitely become more and more chaotic!
Shopkeeper Wan was heartbroken and let out harsh words.
"Silence! If you don't want to buy it, you can leave now!"
As soon as this sentence came out, the front fell silent.
"They're all donkeys. If you don't say it, you're rushing back! It seems that these people are destined to be abused. Only by speaking viciously can they be shocked!" Shopkeeper Wan secretly smug.
Seeing that the scene had finally returned to normal, Shopkeeper Wan restarted the auction.
The officials and wives cooperated very well, and the auction finally got on the right track.
Because only the people pointed out by the shopkeeper Wan can bid, this effectively avoids the situation of simultaneous quotations.
Finally, the first bottle of flowers was sold at a high price of 25 taels!
The price of the next few bottles is quite normal, but it is more than ten taels of silver more than the reserve price.
The winning bidder was immediately taken out by the assistants, paying the money and getting the goods.
Seeing that the toilet water is getting less and less, the dozen or so officials and wives who are still waiting for the auction in the hall can no longer stand.
This also caused the competition for the last few bottles, which became more and more fierce, and the price of toilet water also hit a new high.
The last three bottles of toilet water were sold at prices of 43 taels, 45 taels and 62 taels respectively.
In the end, the officials and wives who captured the dew water walked away happily with their things.
Those who were not photographed just stood where they were, refusing to leave no matter what.
Shopkeeper Wan had no choice but to make all kinds of promises, swear and swear, etc., to ensure that new products would come in tomorrow, and give priority to those who did not buy today.
Relying on these methods, shopkeeper Wan sent away these officials' wives.
After seeing off these people, shopkeeper Wan walked into the room, and began to check with the cashier about the silver obtained at the auction just now.
However, after seeing the silver, he felt a little unbelievable, and he couldn't believe it was real.
After pinching himself and confirming the pain, he realized it was real.
Shopkeeper Wan couldn't help but sighed: "These officials and wives are rich, and they don't treat silver as money! It's really crazy!"
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