Datang: The Craziest Scholar System

This kid is the same as his father, sometimes he is naive, sometimes he is clever, in short, he owes a lesson.

Ever since, Cheng Yaojin pressed Cheng Chumo, Yu Chigong raised a large jar and poured it into Cheng Chumo's mouth.

His Majesty Li Er knew that this kid would only show his genius side when he was drunk.

"Woooo... Gudong Gudong..."

"I can't... Gudong Gudong..."

After several sips of wine, Cheng Chumo breathed a sigh of relief and said loudly, "Your Majesty, you have to pay for drinking!"

His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows, this kid is getting bolder.

But knowing that it's my daughter's wine shop, it's definitely not good if I don't give money, and I will even be embarrassed by Hongdou.

So he waved his hand: "It's okay, pour it for me! Just pay for it!"

"Your Majesty, the price of a donkey is five hundred pennies a catty." Qin Huaiyu couldn't help reminding.

"Five hundred guan, so expensive?"

His Majesty Li Er was surprised. Wasn't it still five pennies a catty a few days ago?Why is it doubled a hundred times now?
Qin Huaiyu said, "It's Mr. Su's price."

"Oh, that's fine."

"Your Majesty, don't drink such expensive wine."

Cheng Chumo said quickly.

"Drink, you must drink! Isn't it five hundred strings a catty?"

His Majesty Li Er rubbed his chin, and suddenly remembered Cheng Chumo's drinking capacity, he hesitated for a moment: "Bring the account to the auxiliary machine."

The eldest grandson Wuji, who was far away in Zhao Guogong's mansion: "???"

"Yes!"

Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin nodded, and they couldn't help but start pouring Chengsi silent wine crazily.

Cheng Yaojin was very envious, when can he do the same?
He drinks and the others pay.

Cheng Chumo also gave up struggling, he tried his best, since someone invited him to drink, let him drink.

"Gudong Gudong Gudong Gudong..."

"Gudong Gudong Gudong Gudong..."

After half an hour.

His Majesty Li Er's face was ugly and frightening.

Because after Cheng Chumo got drunk... fell asleep!

What about the weapon genius?

What about the agreed Zhuge Liannu?

If it doesn't work, you can use a broad axe!

But now there is nothing, only a sleepy ram!

"Your Majesty, what's going on?"

Yuchi Gong was a little dumbfounded.

Cheng Yaojin was also full of confusion.

"why?"

His Majesty Li Er murmured, why is this happening again?Exactly the same as last time!
Qin Huaiyu smoothed the field in a low voice: "Perhaps the probability is relatively small, not every time..."

"But it's been done twice!"
His Majesty Li Er said, but sighed again, yes, only twice.

A godsend like Zhuge Liannu is naturally rare, and it is normal to have a lower probability... His Majesty Li Er comforted himself like this.

He glanced at Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong, and said: "Respect, Zhijie, I entrust you with a task, no matter how many times Cheng Chumo gets drunk, you must give me the method of making Zhuge Liannu."

"Yes!"

Yuchi Gong nodded.

Cheng Yaojin hesitated for a moment, then said: "Your Majesty, this is quite expensive..."

His Majesty Li Er's face darkened, "Bring all the accounts to the auxiliary machine."

"Good Le!"

Cheng Yaojin's eyes rolled and turned, wondering if he could also take advantage of it...to drink for free?

Although this boring donkey is not as good as Erguotou, it is still a first-class wine.

His Majesty Li Er left depressed.

Yu Chigong looked at the sleeping Cheng Chumo, and thought to himself why this kid?How did you become a martial arts genius?
His heart moved, and he asked: "Brother Zhijie, does Chu Mo often go to play with Hongdou and Su Yun recently?"

"Yeah, this kid has been running to Zhangjiacun recently."

Cheng Yaojin played with the ax in his hand and said absent-mindedly.

"Zhang Family Village..."

Yuchi Gong was thoughtful.

Through the previous conversations between His Majesty Li Er and several people, he noticed that Su Yun and Hong Dou were unusual, and it seemed that many recent incidents were related to these two people.

What made him even more concerned was that the name of this winery was Suyun Winery, and the grocery store opposite had been renamed the Red Bean Grocery Store...

Su Yun and Hong Dou, these two people must not be simple.

Zhangjiacun... Yu Chigong silently wrote down this place.

In the next week, Cheng Chumo felt what it means to be drunk and dream of death.

Because during this period of time, he was almost drunk all the time, feeling pain and happiness.

It's just that there has never been a Zhuge Liannu, and there is no trace of a weapon genius...

On this day, the meeting.

"How is Chunzhong?" His Majesty Li Er asked.

Fang Xuanling took a step forward: "I want to tell your majesty, as your majesty said, from January to now, most areas of the Tang Dynasty have had little rainfall, and I'm afraid there will be severe drought soon."

His Majesty Li Er nodded, feeling more and more fortunate to have listened to Su Yun's words.

Du Ruhui also took a step forward, bowed and said, "Your Majesty, with the watering can, the Quyuanli and the water transportation for the past month, the common people have not been greatly affected, and the spring planting is in full swing. "

"Okay, okay!"

His Majesty Li Er, Longyan Dayue, he has been running around for a month, isn't that why?
"Congratulations, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty Shengming!"

"Your Majesty really has the foresight!"

All the ministers flattered.

"Hehe, it's not my foresight."

His Majesty Li Er said indifferently: "It's that 17-year-old scholar. He's right. That's right. He's the one you don't believe no matter what."

"Your Majesty, is this little scholar the one who wrote three hundred Tang poems that night?"

The Great Confucian Li Gang stepped forward and asked respectfully.

"That's right, it's him."

His Majesty Li Er nodded.

"This son is a great talent!"

Another Great Confucian, Kong Yingda, said in admiration.

I couldn't stop being surprised the whole time, and there was a lot of discussion, that this little scholar is so amazing.

Changsun Wuji said from the side: "It's not just that, this little scholar recently wrote a poem to encourage learning, and it has been sent to the Imperial College for many students to look up to."

"I don't know what the effect will be?" His Majesty Li Er asked.

"Third watch lights and five watch chickens are just when the man is studying. The black hair doesn't know how to study early, and Bai Shoufang regrets studying late." Li Gang sighed again and again: "This poem is really what I have seen in my life!"

Whoa! !
After the words fell, Manchu Wenwu was shocked.

The lights of the third watch and the chicken of the fifth watch are exactly when the man is studying... so catchy, so easy to understand, and yet so.Deafening!
Kong Yingda's expression couldn't stop being excited: "Since this poem was hung in the Imperial College, many scholars have worked hard to improve themselves, and even the students who are not motivated have changed their old laziness. The Imperial College has become a studious atmosphere!

"Okay! With such an ethos, the revitalization of my Tang literary world is not far away!!"

His Majesty Li Er was very happy, but he couldn't stop saying: "This is the little scholar you look down upon!"

"It's the minister's fault!"

"This scholar has made great contributions!"

"He is indeed a role model for my generation!"

The ministers quickly expressed their views, as if they were not the ones who spoke out against them before.

His Majesty Li Er frowned, and said calmly: "A month ago, who said that a severe drought was impossible? Who is hindering me from promoting the watering can? And who is yelling at the court?"

He clearly remembered that when he spoke about the severe drought, countless officials objected, and he was almost drowned in saliva.

The voice fell, and the audience fell into silence.

No one dares to speak, and speaking now is courting death.

Especially the officials of the Zheng family didn't dare to show their anger, because at the Patriarch's behest, they were the most aggressive.

But now unexpectedly, the severe drought has come true, and the watering can can just solve the severe drought, how dare they show their heads?

His Majesty Li Er slapped the table and said angrily, "Don't you dare to stand up now? Do you dare to do it or not?"