Datang: The Craziest Scholar System

"That's natural." Su Yun nodded.

"Oh, young people are beyond their limits."

His Majesty Li Er chuckled and shook his head: "Even the imperial chef can't do it."

"Royal chef?"

Red Bean was puzzled.

"Well, Lao Li heard about it."

Changsun Wuji frowned and added something.

Xin Dao said that His Majesty is not covering up more and more, what if his identity is revealed?
"Hmph, brother Su Yun is even more powerful than the imperial chef!"

Hongdou snorted softly, shook Su Yun's arm and said, "Brother Su Yun, prove it to them now!"

Su Yun chuckled: "It's okay, but I can only let Uncle Zhang Hu bring some pain to the little piggies."

"Bring some pain?"

Everyone was startled.

"Master Su, what should I do?"

Zhang Hu asked.

"It's simple."

Su Yun said concisely: "Castrate."

After the voice fell, the scene fell into an eerie silence for a long time.

His Majesty Li Er and the others had strange expressions on their faces, they naturally knew what castration meant.

In fact, this topic is a bit... not suitable for talking on the bright side.

"What is castration?"

Only Hongdou asked innocently.

Empress Changsun blushed and pulled the red beans into her arms: "Silly girl, don't ask."

"No, no, I just want to know!"

Hong Dou didn't listen, and continued to ask: "Lao Li, Lao Li, what is castration?"

"Cough, that..."

His Majesty Li Er coughed lightly, "You still don't want to know."

"If you don't tell me, I won't give you a cotton coat!"

Hong Dou grabbed His Majesty Li Er's weakness and hummed softly.

"This, this,"

His Majesty Li Er was entangled. This topic is really a bit... It is not very good to popularize science for his daughter.

But if he doesn't teach his daughter popular science, if he can't get a cotton coat, he will have to write an edict... Those clan officials will succeed!
After struggling for a while, he finally said in Hongdou's sharp eyes: "The so-called castration is... let the old grandson tell you."

Changsun Wuji: "???"

Your Majesty, you are being unkind!
My old grandson is still waiting to see you embarrass yourself, so you just dump the blame on me?
"Ahem, it's still Old Li..."

"Brother, just tell me."

Changsun Wuji was talking, but was directly interrupted by Empress Changsun.

Changsun Wuji sighed again and again, as expected the water poured out by his married sister...

So in Hongdou's innocent eyes, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Eunuchs must be castrated before entering the palace...that's all I can say."

After Changsun Wuji finished speaking, he turned his old face away so that Hongdou could not see it.

It's embarrassing to explain such things to my niece.

"Before the eunuch enters the palace, castration?"

Hongdou Bingxue is smart, and it only takes a moment to understand what castration is all about.

She blushed and spat lightly: "Old grandson, grandson, you are disrespectful!"

Changsun Wuji: "??????"

What's happening here?
Why are you still scolding him?

Shouldn't it be His Majesty Li Er? No, it's Su Yun!
And what's the matter with scolding so smoothly and rhyming so much?

It can't be seen that the little girl is quite talented in poetry, but is the talent used for this?

"Push!"

Empress Changsun couldn't hold back and was amused by her daughter.

"Hehe, grandson, you have to pay attention to your own virtue."

His Majesty Li Er also said with a smile, with an unconcealable smile in his eyes.

Changsun Wuji complained a lot in his heart, but he could only force a smile on his face.

Among the few people present, he is the one with the lowest status and no human rights...

"Master Su, castrate the little piglet, can this remove the fishy smell?"

Zhang Hu was confused, it was the first time he heard such a method.

"It's one of the main ways."

Su Yun nodded, "Uncle Zhang Hu can do it without worry, and keep the breeding pigs for breeding in the future, and castrate the rest of the piglets."

There are many ways to remove the fishy smell from pork, the most important of which is castration.

Of course, Su Yun will naturally use other methods when cooking to remove the fishy smell more thoroughly.

"Good Le!"

Zhang Hu smiled honestly: "Isn't it just to castrate animals? Who in the village can't!"

Hongdou and Empress Changsun, two beauties, one big and one small, blushed slightly. After all, such a topic...

Hong Dou murmured softly in the arms of Empress Changsun: "It turns out that what makes the pork taste sour, it's strange."

When Empress Changsun heard this, she blushed even more.

His Majesty Li Er looked at Su Yun with a thick old face: "Su Yun, how did you know this method? Why have I never heard of such a weird method?"

"That's the difference between people."

Su Yun's words were concise and to the point.

His Majesty Li Er was furious and left in a huff.

I don't talk to this kid Su Yun anymore, I'm going to be so angry.

Looking at His Majesty Li Er who turned around and left, Empress Changsun couldn't help reminding: "Old Li, it's time for dinner soon..."

His Majesty Li Er paused when he heard the words, changed his direction indiscernibly, and said nonchalantly, "I'll go and have a look around... the piglet is castrated..."

After finishing speaking, he followed Zhang Hu and headed towards the pig farm.

A moment later, heart-piercing shouts came from the compound.

"What are you going to stop? Stop!"

"Bastard, how can you treat pig like this!"

"Don't touch my little piggy!"

Changsun Chong's eyes were tearing apart, especially when he saw those villagers holding knives and going up...

His heart hurts!

He has been raising these pigs for several days, but now they are stabbed one by one by these people... castrated?
Empress Changsun covered her mouth and chuckled, Changsun Chong is really interesting.

His Majesty Li Er just went around and came back, his face was a little pale when he came back.

There are many eunuchs around him, but he really hasn't personally witnessed the process of passing the situation.

I didn't expect it to be so bloody and terrifying...

He made up his mind that he must treat the eunuchs around him better in the future.

Afterwards, he and Empress Changsun visited the place where the girls spun cotton, and the faces of the two were full of surprise.

On the one hand, I am amazed at the skillful skills of the girls, on the other hand, this machine that uses feet to step on the weaving machine is really great!
His Majesty Li Er was very excited. If such a machine could be promoted across the country, wouldn't all the women in the world save a lot of effort?

After thinking up to this point, His Majesty Li Er looked at Su Yun, "Su Yun, this machine..."

"This machine is very good, I know." Su Yun said.

"No," His Majesty Li Er waved his hand, "I mean, can this machine..."

"No."

Su Yun refused without hesitation.

The corners of His Majesty Li Er's mouth twitched wildly, and his chest heaved violently. This kid must have been sent by heaven to anger him!
"Su Yun, is the padded clothes made with this kind of machine?" Empress Changsun's beautiful eyes were also full of brilliance.

"That's right, sister Yu Niang and the others made it with this pedal cotton spinning machine." Hongdou rushed to explain.

"Su Yun, I don't know if this machine can... be promoted on a large scale?"

Empress Changsun looked at Su Yun cautiously, and said softly: "If this machine can be promoted, women in the world will be much more relaxed."

"Naturally."

Su Yun smiled and nodded: "However, it's better for me to modify it. This machine is specially used to store cotton. I can modify it to spin yarn and silk."

"really?"

Empress Changsun's beautiful eyes flashed with splendor.

"Of course it's true."

Hong Dou said with a smile: "Aunt Sun has already spoken, we will definitely agree."

His Majesty Li Er: "???"

Aunt Sun's words work, but Li Shimin's words don't work, right?
He was going to blow him up in anger. When did a generation of emperors eat such a turtle?
Well, eating every day at Su Yun and Hongdou... His Majesty Li Er was discouraged.

However, as long as it can be promoted, it is a good thing, and it is even better to transform it into spinning yarn and silk.

This spinning machine is stepped on with feet, not to mention labor-saving, and it can also spin several silk threads at the same time, which is not too good.

At this moment, His Majesty Li Er suddenly noticed that the pile of cotton in the courtyard seemed... to move.

what's the situation?
Cold sweat instantly spread all over the body, and the body became a little stiff.

He remembered the story that Hongdou told them that day... Cheng Chumo was not here today, so why did the cotton pair move?