Datang: The Craziest Scholar System

"Okay, a hundred catties is good!"

Cheng Chumo raised his hands in agreement, dancing excitedly.

Changsun Wuji gave the two of them an angry look, pondered for a moment, and took out ten pennies, "Let's have one or two first."

Su Yun's wine is unusual, especially strong, so it's better to drink less.

After all, this wine is not cheap, and he is really short of money recently, so he should save some money.

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of several people present all focused on Changsun Wuji.

A drink or two...

His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows, and Empress Changsun frowned slightly.

Changsun Wuji's uncle is... a bit stingy.

Changsun Wuji blushed and lowered his head embarrassingly.

There is no way, he is really poor now because he is so poor.

After all, all his money was lost by that boy Chang Sun Chong.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth secretly, and he must beat that kid again when he goes back!
"Old Sun, you are so stingy!"

Hongdou stuck out her tongue at Changsun Wuji, but still took the ten pennies, filled a small cup with a drink or two and handed it to Cheng Chumo.

It is natural to earn money if you have money, and you can't live with money.

Cheng Chumo looked at the small wine glass in his hand, and gave Changsun Wuji a resentful look.

It seems to be saying... Uncle Changsun, you are too picky.

You are still the dignified Zhao Guogong.

After all, ten taels is a catty, and one tael of wine is only a small cup.

Changsun Wuji had the cheek to say nothing.

"Crap."

Seeing that Changsun Wuji didn't express anything, Cheng Chumo grinned and drank one or two glasses of wine in one gulp.

After drinking, he smacked his lips at Changsun Wuji.

As if to say, Uncle Changsun's drink is not enough.

Changsun Wuji's face froze, he seemed to know that one or two drinks was indeed a little short, and blushing, he took out another ten pennies, "Then let's have another one or two."

"Or one or two?"

Hongdou's face is full of disgust, and there is no consciousness that the customer is God.

But no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. She took the money and poured another small cup for Cheng Chumo.

"Crap."

Cheng Chumo raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

Looking at Changsun Wuji again, smash it, smash it.

Changsun Wuji took a deep breath, "One or two more."

I'd like to see how drinkable you kid is.

"Crap."

"One or two more!"

"Crap."

Cheng Chumo's face flushed slightly, but his consciousness was very clear.

He kept smacking his lips at Changsun Wuji.

Changsun Wuji has a toothache, this kid drinks so much?
Little did they know that Cheng Chumo drank with Cheng Yaojin since he was a child, and it is not an exaggeration to say that a thousand cups will last forever, and only Su Yun's wine can make him drunk.

But the wine needed cannot be solved by a few taels.

"Or one or two?"

Seeing Cheng Chumo drank up the wine again, Hong Dou looked at Changsun Wuji again.

Changsun Wuji blushed, and in the eyes of everyone, he nodded bravely and gave Cheng Chumo a hard look.

His heart is bleeding, this kid drinks all his money!
"Auxiliary machine, don't delay any longer."

His Majesty Li Er was a little unhappy. When will he drink one two one two one two? This kid obviously has a lot of alcohol.

"You let go of the drink, as much as you drink is mine!"

His Majesty Li Er had already spoken, Changsun Wuji could only wave his hand, and looked at Cheng Chumo with a gloomy expression.

"Hee hee, good!"

Hong Dou immediately smiled, patted the wine jar, and signaled Cheng Chumo to drink directly from the jar.

"Okay!"

Cheng Chumo's eyes lit up, he raised his head and drank happily.

Normally, he would not have the opportunity to drink like this, but now that someone is treating guests, he naturally wants to drink extravagantly.

Cheng Chumo drank cup after cup without feeling drunk at all.

He laughed boldly while drinking, "It would be even better if there are appetizers, I can drink up this jar!"

Hongdou's small eyes lit up instantly, and she walked briskly towards the kitchen, and soon came over with a pot of tiger meat.

"Life is good with food and drink!"

Cheng Chumo's eyes lit up, he didn't care about anything else, and went straight to grab the meat.

Drink to your heart's content and eat meat!
General Cheng Chumo's boldness of a man is vividly interpreted.

Even after drinking, Cheng Chumo took advantage of the alcohol to play ax in the yard.

With a strict look, he is vigorous and vigorous, and he has an indomitable spirit.

Looking at this scene, His Majesty Li Er was secretly delighted, as if he saw the birth of another fierce general.

This time, Cheng Chumo acted just like his father Cheng Yaojin, a tiger father without dogs!
With such a fierce general, why should he be unhappy in the Tang Dynasty?

However, Changsun Wuji didn't think so. Seeing Cheng Chumo drink a cup, his heart was bleeding.

That's all his money!

But Cheng Chumo didn't intend to stop at all, the more he drank, the more energetic he became.

His Majesty Li Er looked at this scene cheerfully, and also looked forward to Cheng Chumo's drawing of the principle of Zhuge Liannu after he was drunk.

Changsun Wuji sighed again and again, he was doomed to bleed heavily today, and he could only comfort himself with the schematic diagram of Zhuge Liannu.

With some money... no, a lot of money...

In exchange for the schematic diagram of Zhuge Liannu, it seems that it is not a loss.

However, with the passage of time, everyone was stunned.

How much can Cheng Chumo drink?

It hasn't stopped until now.

However, their sense of anticipation became stronger and stronger, because Cheng Chumo's face was flushed, and even his body was already drifting.

"Burp! This meat is delicious!"

Finally, Cheng Chumo started talking nonsense.

This guy is finally drunk.

Changsun Wuji was overjoyed, and hurried forward to ask: "Xiao Cheng, are you drunk?"

Cheng Chumo was furious, and his eyes widened: "You are drunk, your whole family is drunk!"

Changsun Wuji: "..."

It seemed that this guy was really drunk, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking back, the jar was almost half empty, and he was really bleeding a lot this time.

Enduring the pain, Changsun Wuji whispered in Cheng Chumo's ear, "Xiao Cheng, quickly draw the principle diagram of Zhuge Liannu!"

"What schematic diagram?" Cheng Chumo asked in a daze.

"The schematic diagram of the Zhuge Liannu!"

"What repeater?"

"Zhuge Liannu!"

"Oh, draw what?"

Cheng Chumo was so drunk that he couldn't even open his eyes.

Changsun Wuji took a deep breath, exposing the veins on his face.

He seriously suspected that this kid wanted to whore for nothing!

Drank his wine and didn't draw him a picture!

"Cheng Chumo, draw me the schematic diagram of the Zhuge Liannu."

His Majesty Li Er was also sullen, and shouted angrily in Cheng Chumo's ear.

When the extremely majestic voice came, Cheng Chumo subconsciously trembled, after all, he was still afraid of His Majesty Li Er deep in his heart.

Standing up with difficulty, he said dizzily, "Okay, bring me paper and pen!"

Changsun Wuji had prepared it a long time ago, and quickly handed it over. At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief that it was finally coming to an end.

"I... hiccup... draw for you..."

Cheng Chumo's eyes were wide open, as if he was observing what the writing brush was, and suddenly he hiccupped, and fell unconscious on the ground with a bang.

Changsun Wuji: "???"

His Majesty Li Er: "???"

Did you know you could draw it when you were drunk?
What about the schematic diagram of the agreed Zhuge Liannu?
"Wake up, old man!"

Changsun Wuji kicked Cheng Chumo hard.

Cheng Chumo opened his eyes in a daze, and roared: "Big bug! Eat my old Cheng with an axe!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed towards Changsun Wuji with an ax in hand.