Three Kingdoms: Shocked, my father-in-law is Cao Cao!
Chapter 27: Don't make trouble
"Don't think that a chicken leg can buy me off."
Cai Yan sat on the bed with her legs crossed, her head turned to one side and her eyes closed tightly, unwilling to even look at Jiang Zhe.
"Who said it was one? I got a few more for you."
The oily chicken legs were already fragrant, and Jiang Zhe deliberately dangled them in front of him, which made the smell even more irritating.
Closing the eyes can still deceive oneself and others, but the nose cannot be closed. The aroma of food seduces Cai Yan's primitive wildness.
"Want to eat? Want to eat? Eat if you want~"
Just like in his previous life, he hoped that the girl would lose weight and fail, Jiang Zhe is still using clichéd methods to destroy her will.
"Humph!"
Cai Yan simply turned around and turned his back to Jiang Zhe, it seemed that he was really angry.
——How did this little girl become so difficult to coax?I think I used to carry a small bamboo basket, buy chickens, ducks, and pork. I can do whatever I say, and that's like the owner of the house.
"Cai Yan, as the head of the family, I order you not to be angry, and then eat the chicken legs quickly, and the most important thing is to talk to me quickly!"
"Hee~" He smiled softly.
Jiang Zhe's pretense of seriousness not only did not play the expected role, but made people find it funny.
But seeing the easing of the atmosphere, it can be regarded as a crooked attack.
"Hey, Miss Cai, don't be angry, I even brought you your favorite things."
A few pieces of rice cakes were taken out of the well-wrapped lotus leaves. The snow-white rice cakes were not only dotted with a few raisins, but even sprinkled with sucrose.
Sucrose is a rare commodity in this era, and only nobles have the ability to buy it from certain merchants.
Most of these merchants came from the Western Regions, and they had to pay a considerable toll to Wuhuan Xianbei on the way, which could be gold, silver or goods.
As a result, the products sold in the Central Plains have been increased layer by layer, and the prices have also risen accordingly.
Therefore, some northern merchants made a lot of money by monopolizing merchants from the Western Regions.
"Don't you eat, son?"
Since most girls in the previous life had almost zero resistance to sweets, the girls in this life more than 1000 years ago were even more powerless.
"Eat it, I hate eating this stuff the most."
——Actually, I have had enough.
"Well…"
Cai Yan gently pinched a small bite and started to eat. The sweetness of sucrose combined with the fragrance of rice cake itself exploded in the mouth, which is a few Wallace higher than the most popular maltose at the moment.
"Hey, son, where have you been before? If there is something urgent, why don't you go home and let me know?"
Jiang Zhe was taken aback.
——No way, is the rice cake not sweet enough or the chicken legs not fragrant enough?How come which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.
"This son was invited by General Xu Chu to have a banquet at his mansion. Because the incident happened suddenly, I didn't have time to come back and tell you."
——How can I inform you?call?Or send a giant letter or pp to tell you?
"Oh~ so it's like this." Cai Yan took out an embroidered handkerchief and tapped it on her mouth a few times, dropping a few sugar crystals, "Sure enough, Miss Xu Wei is very beautiful, right? And she has a noble status. It's not like a country girl like me can compare of."
"Ah! What are you talking about? General Xu invited me today and has nothing to do with that Miss Xu."
"Is this true?"
"really!"
The two looked at each other, and usually Cai Yan's big and watery eyes were quite lively, but now it makes people careless to appreciate them.
"My lord, don't deceive any girl, and don't promise the girl what she can't do by herself."
Jiang Zhe was stunned. Today's little maid is not as well-behaved and kind as before, but like a little wild cat, sniffing the breath of the male cat returning to the nest.
——If I had known I would not be coming back today, it would be easier to fight wits in front of Boss Cao or drink and fart with Guo Jia and the others.
"I promise."
Jiang Zhe put his hands on the girl's shoulders, and only he knew how much determination was in his eyes.
Cai Yan was finally sent away, there was still some time before the sun went down.
Jiang Zhe took out the assembled version of the reclining chair from the side room. Yes, because the times are advancing and inspired by decoration craftsmen, even the reclining chair has become a prefabricated part that is convenient for transportation.
"The sun bends around~" Just as Jiang Zhe was immersed in his leisurely mood and humming a ditty, a burst of artificial fertilizer smell suffocated him from the reclining chair to death.
Don't think too much, it just drifted from the courtyard next door where Liu Guanzhang lived.
——It’s unfortunate to be neighbors with these three.
Stepping on the stone, a head grew over the courtyard wall again.
"Uncle Huang, you forgot to add water to this fertilizer, it tastes so strong."
Liu Bei looked up at Jiang Zhe, and then looked down at the dung bucket, as if a little dazed.
"Uncle Huang, you don't add any water to the roots of cabbage. Too much fertilizer will cause the cells to lose water and then die."
"Hmm, County Captain Jiang is right. I didn't expect you to have a lot of research on this farming. I only heard that this fertilizer will cause the crops to burn without water, but I have never seen an explanation.
The words of the county lieutenant, although Bei's knowledge is shallow and can't understand it, but it seems to have some truth. "
Seeing that Liu Bei came back to his senses, and he was frightened into such a state by something, could it be that Guan Zhang's philosophy play was discovered?
Jiang Zhe's mind flashed countless images of intertwined muscles, dripping with sweat, torn clothes flying all over the sky, black and red faces intertwined repeatedly, it really makes one's scalp tingle.
"Lieutenant Jiang County, could you tell Bei where you saw these miraculous sayings?"
Jiang Zhe pretended to think for a while after being brought back to reality, otherwise it would be too embarrassing if he blurted out.
——Xiao Liu, it’s not that my brother didn’t tell you, but even if I told you, you couldn’t find the book. But since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully.
"Uncle Emperor, in order to prevent knowledge from being forgotten, and to protect the spread of culture, he is used to distraction and the justice of homework, an essential role in exams and classes—"Junior High School Biological Knowledge (Volume [-])."
Liu Bei's mind was rapidly processing so much information, eliminating unintelligible words, and finally came up with a conclusion.
As expected of a great uncle of the Han Emperor, knowledge is profound.
"Lieutenant Jiang County, does this book still have volume [-]!?"
That's right, this is the only information Liu Bei has summed up...
"Ahem, Uncle Huang is too polite. Just tell me to be righteous as usual. What kind of county captain? My county is still paying taxes and food for Wuhuan."
Liu Bei deeply felt sorry for each other, "Hey, it seems that you and I have become the laughing stock of the audience today."
——Hey, come on, Uncle Ass, my official position is purely idle, and I only pay for nothing. Anyone who understands it knows that this is Boss Cao’s method to imprison me, and you are almost going to be bloody today. How to compare with me?
"Why did Liu Sima say that? It's me, Jiang Shouyi, who became the laughing stock, and you not only hold an important position but also have the title of emperor's uncle. It can be said that you have infinite glory."
Before he finished speaking, Liu Bei shook his head repeatedly, "Little friend Shouyi, my ass today is not a glorious thing. You can understand the truth when you are a few years older."
--oh?Is the uncle looking down on you so much?Then when I go back tonight, I will analyze what medicine is sold in your underpants.
Cai Yan sat on the bed with her legs crossed, her head turned to one side and her eyes closed tightly, unwilling to even look at Jiang Zhe.
"Who said it was one? I got a few more for you."
The oily chicken legs were already fragrant, and Jiang Zhe deliberately dangled them in front of him, which made the smell even more irritating.
Closing the eyes can still deceive oneself and others, but the nose cannot be closed. The aroma of food seduces Cai Yan's primitive wildness.
"Want to eat? Want to eat? Eat if you want~"
Just like in his previous life, he hoped that the girl would lose weight and fail, Jiang Zhe is still using clichéd methods to destroy her will.
"Humph!"
Cai Yan simply turned around and turned his back to Jiang Zhe, it seemed that he was really angry.
——How did this little girl become so difficult to coax?I think I used to carry a small bamboo basket, buy chickens, ducks, and pork. I can do whatever I say, and that's like the owner of the house.
"Cai Yan, as the head of the family, I order you not to be angry, and then eat the chicken legs quickly, and the most important thing is to talk to me quickly!"
"Hee~" He smiled softly.
Jiang Zhe's pretense of seriousness not only did not play the expected role, but made people find it funny.
But seeing the easing of the atmosphere, it can be regarded as a crooked attack.
"Hey, Miss Cai, don't be angry, I even brought you your favorite things."
A few pieces of rice cakes were taken out of the well-wrapped lotus leaves. The snow-white rice cakes were not only dotted with a few raisins, but even sprinkled with sucrose.
Sucrose is a rare commodity in this era, and only nobles have the ability to buy it from certain merchants.
Most of these merchants came from the Western Regions, and they had to pay a considerable toll to Wuhuan Xianbei on the way, which could be gold, silver or goods.
As a result, the products sold in the Central Plains have been increased layer by layer, and the prices have also risen accordingly.
Therefore, some northern merchants made a lot of money by monopolizing merchants from the Western Regions.
"Don't you eat, son?"
Since most girls in the previous life had almost zero resistance to sweets, the girls in this life more than 1000 years ago were even more powerless.
"Eat it, I hate eating this stuff the most."
——Actually, I have had enough.
"Well…"
Cai Yan gently pinched a small bite and started to eat. The sweetness of sucrose combined with the fragrance of rice cake itself exploded in the mouth, which is a few Wallace higher than the most popular maltose at the moment.
"Hey, son, where have you been before? If there is something urgent, why don't you go home and let me know?"
Jiang Zhe was taken aback.
——No way, is the rice cake not sweet enough or the chicken legs not fragrant enough?How come which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.
"This son was invited by General Xu Chu to have a banquet at his mansion. Because the incident happened suddenly, I didn't have time to come back and tell you."
——How can I inform you?call?Or send a giant letter or pp to tell you?
"Oh~ so it's like this." Cai Yan took out an embroidered handkerchief and tapped it on her mouth a few times, dropping a few sugar crystals, "Sure enough, Miss Xu Wei is very beautiful, right? And she has a noble status. It's not like a country girl like me can compare of."
"Ah! What are you talking about? General Xu invited me today and has nothing to do with that Miss Xu."
"Is this true?"
"really!"
The two looked at each other, and usually Cai Yan's big and watery eyes were quite lively, but now it makes people careless to appreciate them.
"My lord, don't deceive any girl, and don't promise the girl what she can't do by herself."
Jiang Zhe was stunned. Today's little maid is not as well-behaved and kind as before, but like a little wild cat, sniffing the breath of the male cat returning to the nest.
——If I had known I would not be coming back today, it would be easier to fight wits in front of Boss Cao or drink and fart with Guo Jia and the others.
"I promise."
Jiang Zhe put his hands on the girl's shoulders, and only he knew how much determination was in his eyes.
Cai Yan was finally sent away, there was still some time before the sun went down.
Jiang Zhe took out the assembled version of the reclining chair from the side room. Yes, because the times are advancing and inspired by decoration craftsmen, even the reclining chair has become a prefabricated part that is convenient for transportation.
"The sun bends around~" Just as Jiang Zhe was immersed in his leisurely mood and humming a ditty, a burst of artificial fertilizer smell suffocated him from the reclining chair to death.
Don't think too much, it just drifted from the courtyard next door where Liu Guanzhang lived.
——It’s unfortunate to be neighbors with these three.
Stepping on the stone, a head grew over the courtyard wall again.
"Uncle Huang, you forgot to add water to this fertilizer, it tastes so strong."
Liu Bei looked up at Jiang Zhe, and then looked down at the dung bucket, as if a little dazed.
"Uncle Huang, you don't add any water to the roots of cabbage. Too much fertilizer will cause the cells to lose water and then die."
"Hmm, County Captain Jiang is right. I didn't expect you to have a lot of research on this farming. I only heard that this fertilizer will cause the crops to burn without water, but I have never seen an explanation.
The words of the county lieutenant, although Bei's knowledge is shallow and can't understand it, but it seems to have some truth. "
Seeing that Liu Bei came back to his senses, and he was frightened into such a state by something, could it be that Guan Zhang's philosophy play was discovered?
Jiang Zhe's mind flashed countless images of intertwined muscles, dripping with sweat, torn clothes flying all over the sky, black and red faces intertwined repeatedly, it really makes one's scalp tingle.
"Lieutenant Jiang County, could you tell Bei where you saw these miraculous sayings?"
Jiang Zhe pretended to think for a while after being brought back to reality, otherwise it would be too embarrassing if he blurted out.
——Xiao Liu, it’s not that my brother didn’t tell you, but even if I told you, you couldn’t find the book. But since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully.
"Uncle Emperor, in order to prevent knowledge from being forgotten, and to protect the spread of culture, he is used to distraction and the justice of homework, an essential role in exams and classes—"Junior High School Biological Knowledge (Volume [-])."
Liu Bei's mind was rapidly processing so much information, eliminating unintelligible words, and finally came up with a conclusion.
As expected of a great uncle of the Han Emperor, knowledge is profound.
"Lieutenant Jiang County, does this book still have volume [-]!?"
That's right, this is the only information Liu Bei has summed up...
"Ahem, Uncle Huang is too polite. Just tell me to be righteous as usual. What kind of county captain? My county is still paying taxes and food for Wuhuan."
Liu Bei deeply felt sorry for each other, "Hey, it seems that you and I have become the laughing stock of the audience today."
——Hey, come on, Uncle Ass, my official position is purely idle, and I only pay for nothing. Anyone who understands it knows that this is Boss Cao’s method to imprison me, and you are almost going to be bloody today. How to compare with me?
"Why did Liu Sima say that? It's me, Jiang Shouyi, who became the laughing stock, and you not only hold an important position but also have the title of emperor's uncle. It can be said that you have infinite glory."
Before he finished speaking, Liu Bei shook his head repeatedly, "Little friend Shouyi, my ass today is not a glorious thing. You can understand the truth when you are a few years older."
--oh?Is the uncle looking down on you so much?Then when I go back tonight, I will analyze what medicine is sold in your underpants.
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