NBA: The Road to the Strongest Show

"No. 9 from the Brooklyn Nets, the guy sitting off the court, Zheng Zhenxiu, yes, the last one is you, you can't run away."

Brandon Armstrong pointed to Zheng Zhenxiu and said.

The audience stood up.

Even Zheng Zhenxiu was dumbfounded.

Do I also have a famous scene?

imitate me? !What can I imitate!
"Oh! My God! He wants to imitate Zheng Zhenxiu! Show time!"

"I feel my scalp go numb!"

The audience yelled.

Nick Young put on Cunningham's No. 2 jersey first. He was dribbling, and Brandon Armstrong, wearing Zheng Zhenxiu's No. 9 jersey, guarded the basket.

Nick Young accelerated and took off. Brandon blocked the net with both hands and went straight to the door of "Cunningham".

"Cunningham" fell to the ground immediately, and Brandon's two fingers were still stuck in his nostrils. He also prepared ketchup and painted Nick Young's face...

The audience was in an uproar.

Zheng Zhenxiu looked embarrassed and speechless, but it was so lifelike!
He is really a clean player. Both Morant and Hachimura can testify for him. Is it necessary to do this to me?
For the second ball, Nick Young put on Lao Zhan's jersey. Brandon Armstrong rolled the ball on the ground, yelling and directing the whole team to run. "Old Zhan" ran over to grab the ball. Brandon played Zheng Zhenxiu kicked the ball into the face of "Lao Zhan" and fell to the ground herself!

It seems that the imitation emperor also watched the game between the Lakers and the Nets yesterday.

The third ball, even more powerful!
The entire audience stood up and screamed!

Nick Young puts on Bogut's jersey!

"Zheng Zhenxiu" jumped onto the shoulder of "Bogut" after breaking through, "Bogut" squatted down, "Zheng Zhenxiu" jumped up, and Nick Yang completed the "Death Ride Buckle" with the imitation emperor on his back!
After the dunk, Nick Young played Bogut and let Brandon ride on him and run around the field...

And "Zheng Zhenxiu" on "Bogut" was still shouting: "Tomato! Tomato!"

In the end, the two people who were separated also performed a boxing action, and "Zheng Zhenxiu" knocked down "Bogut" with one punch.

Nick Young lay on the ground and pretended to be dead!
"One more! One more! Again!"

The audience shouted uncontrollably, and Zheng Zhenxiu kept a low profile and was a little shy.

"Hey, come again? Then you will be charged overtime!"

Imitate the emperor proudly.

He whispered something to Nick Young, who shook his head frantically!

"come on baby!"

Brandon Armstrong kept urging Nick Young, but Nick Young covered his head, and finally agreed, he was going to change his outfit!

Nick Young, who reappeared in the audience's sight, put on Rui Hachimura's No. 8 Wizards jersey!
"oh my god!"

"Director, director. Prepare to cut the signal!"

It seems that everyone has foreseen something.

Zheng Zhenxiu had buried her head deeply, her eyes peeping.

No way, it's such a big game!Is it not possible to imitate the lore moment?Don't do this to me!
Nick Young, wearing the No. 8 Wizards jersey, took off, and the impersonator Brandon standing honestly under the basket pulled down Nick Young's pants when Nick Young took off!
Nick Yang suppressed the imitation emperor, and the two hugged and rolled back and forth...

"Oh!"

Everyone almost closed their eyes.

"Nick Young was wearing hello kitty shorts! Luckily he didn't take it off."

"Scared me!"

wonderful!

The guests and audience laughed and took out ten signs and held them up high.

Uncle Wei took out 9 points for a while, and finally scored "10".

"Don't ask me why I gave it a 10. Because he imitated show time! I love his show time!"

Dwyane Wade told Barkley and others with a smile that he was convinced.

……

On Saturday, January 1th, today is the rest day of the Nets. Zheng Zhenxiu participated in the recording of the TNT imitation show.

The program "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" was also broadcast, and many people saw Zheng Zhenxiu and the Booker family enjoying themselves happily.

In the show, Zheng Zhenxiu gave Kendall Jenner a pertinent suggestion for the work of taking the cover photo of "Playboy". He made Kendall a little more sexy and exposed.

Booker, who loves video games, has a big fight with Kendall.

Zheng Zhenxiu gently took Kendall Jenner into the RV, and finally when Booker was about to misunderstand his friend, Zheng Zhenxiu resolved the conflict with his tenderness and consideration...

"Wow, he is such a great Chinese boy!"

"It's amazing how well he can handle the women of the Kardashian family and control his lust!"

"I take my hat off to him! He is a well-deserved No.1 in the league. The first person to escape the curse of Kardashian! Because he spent a night in the RV with Kendall Jenner and immediately killed it The Lakers!"

The audience was moved, Zheng Zhenxiu brought traffic to the new episode of the program, and also brought him a good reputation.

Nets group chat
Griffin: "We got Zheng wrong! I want to say sorry to him! He's a straight guy!"

Howard: "When I was young, I couldn't hold it back. As a result, I now have 10 ex-girlfriends and 8 illegitimate children, so I am still working for the team."

Howard is known as the "King of Bastards" in the league. Now, he has found another 18-year-old supermodel girlfriend!

Harden: "Zheng, congratulations on breaking the Kardashian curse. Are you going to have fun in Los Angeles at night? Look at Los Angeles in the early morning. The scenery is good."

Zheng Zhenxiu: "Brother James, don't you know your waist?"

Harden: "It's okay, I can do it without moving."

Everyone is silent...

Finally, Owen said: "Zheng, I watched this episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians". Didn't it mean that Kevin also went? Why is there not a single shot of him?"

Durant goes straight off the assembly line!
Tonight, there was a game between the Clippers and the Thunder at the Staples Center. In the end, the Clippers defeated their opponents 122 to 111 under the leadership of Kaleonard Jr.

小卡拿到了28分7篮板6助攻，还有2次抢断和2次盖帽，命中率达到了百分之54！正负值+22全场最高！
After the game, the reporter also asked some questions about Leonard's back-to-back against the second-best Nets in the Eastern Conference tomorrow night.

"After the Clippers were eliminated last season, what fish did you catch this offseason?"

The reporter came up with bad intentions, but this made the robot indifferent.

"Rockfish, salmon, some grouper, everyone had a great time."

Robots have no erotic changes at all.

"Currently the Clippers are ranked third in the Western Conference after defeating the Thunder. As long as they beat the Nets tomorrow, the Clippers will have the same record as the Lakers. With the advantage of winning and losing games, they will be able to get the second position in the Western Conference. Excuse me Do you have any research on the Nets?"

Xiaoka remained expressionless.

"It's going to be a good game. Overall I think we're going to fight the whole game and definitely need to do better in terms of execution on some possessions, it's a pretty good game."

It was as if he was reciting his lines, his tone was calm, without any change.

The reporter from the Los Angeles Times asked again: "Did you watch the Lakers game last night? Their undrafted rookie Zheng Zhenxiu completed the bottom line lore! They used an epic urinal!"

"Zheng Zhenxiu?"

Xiaoka seems to have regained his spirit.

"Yes! Show time! Tomorrow you will play against the Nets, do you have any restrictive tactics for him?"

"Show time? Zheng Zhenxiu, well, he is an interesting guy, obviously, he likes to do some unexpected things on the court, um... um... You can also ask me some other questions, don't always ask me show time, I don't even know where you're sitting...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'

After speaking, Xiaoka felt that he had told a bad joke, and finally he let out a magical laugh.

After he finished laughing for a while...

The people around didn't smile, they just stared at Xiaoka.

Is show time funny?
Xiaoka, who didn't make everyone laugh, was a little embarrassed, and immediately changed back to a poker face.