Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

Mashan's backyard

The old woman ran after Zilai and beat him all the way, Zhishui rubbed his head in embarrassment and laughed.

"Well, calm down, mother-in-law, calm down!"

"Although this lord's clothes are weird and he's not in the village all the year round, he seems to be really Mr. Zilaiye."

"Grandma, stop beating me."

"I believe Master Jiraiya must have something to do with looking for a girl."

Zhishui stepped forward to dissuade him.

It's fine if he doesn't say that.

As soon as she said that, the old woman turned around and slapped Zhishui's face with a shoehorn.

Itachi, who was about to dissuade him, took a step back when he saw this scene, and pulled Sasuke to pretend to watch the scenery without moving.

Here, Zhishui Kazilan's big eyes widened and she was completely dumbfounded.

The old woman shook the shoehorn in her hand and scolded.

"Shut up! And you! You are all bad guys!"

"Everything is against my young lady! I'll beat you to death!"

clap clap clap!
The old woman lashed out at Zhishui's head and butt without losing her temper.

Naruto squinted his eyes, adding oil and vinegar to the side.

"What are you doing, these lecherous adults."

"Hey! Obasan! Come on! Help me teach these bad guys who are trying to trick my sister!"

Little Shizuku pressed Naruto's head, dumbfounded, and shouted at the old woman helplessly.

"Stop, mother-in-law. Master Jiraiya really has something to do with me."

It was because her young lady was so eloquent, the old woman withdrew her hand angrily, and stood beside the girl as if she was a guard.

The scene was somewhat embarrassing.

The girl chuckled lightly, smoothing things over intimately.

"Jiraiya-sama is really too. Every time we meet, I make this kind of joke. See if my mother-in-law misunderstood me."

Jiraiya, who was sitting on the ground and rubbing his head, laughed out loud when he heard this.

"Good, very good!"

"Not only beautiful, but also intelligent."

"However, I do have something to look for you, girl."

Jiraiya got up as a bachelor, obviously he has experienced such embarrassing things, his thick skin is so thick that he doesn't need the steps given by the girl.

Scanning around the courtyard, Ji Lai also restrained his smile.

"Oh~ Konoha Shin Sannin gathered together."

"Very good, with such an achievement at such a young age, it is much better than our older generation, hahaha!"

The girl pursed her lips and smiled.

"What are you talking about, what are the old and new forbearers? We are still far behind."

"If you don't mind, please invite Master Jiraiya to stay and have a meal."

"We also want to take this opportunity to ask you for advice."

"Dinner? Not bad. Well then, I'll stop."

Jiraiya straightened his clothes and walked down the corridor calmly and confidently, the old woman's staring eyes were ignored.

"Please."

The girl made an inviting gesture gracefully.

The sound of clogs knocking on the ground, Jiraiya walked in front, accompanied by Shizuku.

In the courtyard, Zhishui stood silently under the cherry tree, his heart was churning and he couldn't calm down for a long time.

Itachi walked over and pressed his shoulder, but said nothing.

When I was young, a table of sumptuous dishes was placed on the table.

The main Chinese cuisine is decorated with stacks of local side dishes.

Ji Lai also tasted it with his chopsticks and he was full of praise and praise again and again.

Shizuku gave Jiraiya a face and poured him a full glass of sake in person.

Ji Lai also sat cross-legged, feeling bored and laughing loudly.

It's just that his face is crazy and red, and he doesn't know whether it's because of the alcohol or because he's used to it.

In short, in the next second, he hooked his arms and hugged the girl kneeling next to him.

As a result, two short knives hit his throat one after another, and then a shoehorn fell on his head.

"........."

In the hostile silence, Jiraiya slapped his knees and laughed while turning a blind eye.

"Ahahaha! Sorry sorry, I'm drunk."

Little Shizuku showed a pair of bright eyes, and sat back on the seat with her sleeves covered and her mouth covered.

Shizuku has nothing to say about Jiraiya's gag behavior.

It's just a disguise, look at those eyes that are always on guard.

I'm afraid that before coming here, I have already planned a strategy to deal with it.

Since it is so easy to accept his invitation.

Is it that the so-called Shin Sannin are not worth mentioning in his eyes?

No, because this is Konoha.

Also because Shisui and Itachi are Konoha's ninjas.

The only uncertain factor is yourself.

The temptation to pretend to be drunk is just to see the attitude of the other two Shin Sannin towards him, so as to formulate the next strategy.

It's just that knowing that there is hostility and still being so calm, is it possible to retreat completely?

Hmm, look at this row of orange S attributes, it's not much worse than Nagato.

There is indeed such confidence.

It's just that I don't intend to fight you now.

Knowing that Sandai will deal with me, he has no ability to call you over.

Hit my idea or Akatsuki?

But there is no difference.

You forgot how you died in the original book, right?
Are you in a hurry to find Nagato to kill Qing now?

Although it has changed, it has not changed.

He was still the man who pursued peace and devoted his whole life to the prophecy of Immortal Toad.

That life failed, but still never gave up, and finally turned from joy to sorrow.

The man who wrote a tragic "Jiraiya Hero Story".

Little Shizuku knows about Jiraiya's life.

From being a ninja just to please girls, to reverse psychic to Mount Miaomu with a sense of mission.

Then travel around according to the prophecy, look for the legendary son of prophecy, and fulfill his destiny as a life mentor.

I have to say that Immortal Toad is a scam.

What's the use of being so mysterious if you don't know anything about it.

The choice of Jiraiya, who returns to Lao Shizi, will bring peace or destruction to the world.

As a result, I went around and found that the son of prophecy was in Konoha.

Looking at the cat fairy, the picture is clean and neat.

Why don't you just bring Zilai and ask the cat fairy to 'do a fortune teller'?
Just let him lock Naruto directly.

Anyway, Jiraiya has devoted his whole life to this.

Maybe it's just to let Jilai grow up and increase his knowledge while traveling the world.

Then write a book and pass on your positive thoughts to the Son of Prophecy.

There is no answer to how to achieve peace.

So he pinned this hope on the Son of Prophecy, hoping that he would find a way to bring about peace.

As a result, a story that records Jiraiya's travels in the form of autobiography was compiled.

A booklet titled "Story of Strong Perseverance and Endurance" appeared on the stage.

Shizuku actually wanted to see what this book was about.

She only vaguely remembered that the original book was divided into three volumes.

The first volume corresponds to Jiraiya in the past.

The second volume corresponds to the current Nagato.

The third volume corresponds to the future Naruto.

This book was written while teaching Nagato.

So in Shizuku's view, Jiraiya has already completed the important task of "inheriting positive thoughts to the Son of Prophecy".

Therefore, it is also reasonable for Jiraiya to appear now.

The world lines intersect because of themselves.

Since he scooped (yǎo) the ladle of water himself, he invited "Zi Lai Ye" to fill the hole.

So no matter what you say, you have to keep Zilaiye, right?

The Son of Prophecy you're looking for is here.

As for how to make Jiraiya believe that Naruto is the son of prophecy.

Shizuku's idea is why should Jiraiya believe it?
Is it okay to leave him to find out?

It's fine as long as I keep him.

Shizuku actually started thinking about Naruto a long time ago.

I also mentioned my thoughts to the Minato couple.

Although it was five or six years ahead of schedule, the result is still the same.

There are many purposes in a meal, and everyone can't enjoy it.

While Jiraiya was still drinking one sip at a time, Naruto and Sasuke had already gone out to play.

The old woman retreated knowingly, and only Konoha's new Sannin and the old Sannin were beaten on the scene.

"Oh, it seems that the banquet is almost over. Then... I will take my leave."

Jiraiya got up reeking of alcohol.

Shizuku smiled lightly.

"I'll go and send Master Zilaiya off, Brother Zhishui, Itachi, you guys continue to eat."

"Oh, not bad, come see me off!"

Ji Lai also immediately glanced at the girl with a wink.

But unfortunately, the kimono looks good but it doesn't show the chest.

I don't know how far the girl has grown.

It's just that this scene fell into Xiaoyu's eyes, knowing that Zirai was probably faking it, Shizuku still couldn't help the urge to beat him up.

Look at this old lecherous look, this guy must be very lewd in the first place.

It won't really reveal its true nature.

Pooh!Labor and capital are pure men, and they can't be really angry like a woman.

While thinking unhappily, little Shizuku walked down the corridor side by side with Zilai in a 'gentle' way.

The next moment, Jiraiya leaned towards the girl.

The next moment, the girl cast Flying Thunder God, and the two disappeared at the same time.

Under the cherry blossom trees, fallen petals are colorful.

Konohahoushan is really a good place.

Whether it's love, or killing and hiding corpses.

It's really the best choice for those who want to get things done.

"Master Ziraiya, there are no outsiders here."

The wind howled, and the girl's tone was ambiguous.

Ji Laiya completely lost the frivolous attitude just now, and his serious face was even a little handsome.

"I really didn't expect you to take the initiative to come to this kind of place."

"Then, as for the purpose, you can tell it first and listen to it."

Zilai is also very interested.

"two."

The girl cut to the chase.

"First, Sister Hanako is getting married tomorrow."

"During this period, I hope that Konoha... no, I hope that Master Jiraiya will not interfere with me too much."

"I will wait for you here in the future. Let's make a break between me and Konoha and the three generations."

"can."

Ji Lai also answered very quickly.

"But it's only limited to you attending the wedding, and I won't tolerate other petty moves."

"You can come over and watch me in person, and the bride is a great beauty, don't you want to see her?"

The girl pursed her lips and smiled, but her eyes remained fixed on Jilai.

"Second, I would like to ask Master Jiraiya to teach Naruto, he is the son of prophecy you are looking for."

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"Nani?!"

After Jiraiya was shocked, his expression immediately returned to normal.

"...Ji Shura, you know what?"

"Of course, I know what you know, and I know what you don't know."

The girl spoke the truth, and she laughed out loud in exchange for herself.

"What purpose do you have, you might as well talk about it openly, I don't like to go round and round."

Jiraiya moved his feet away a little calmly, the girl saw it as if she hadn't seen it.

"I'm angry at you for not doing anything, that's all."

"I've already told Naruto everything about his life experience, and the same about Kyuubi."

"I hope you can teach him carefully... Forget it, I'm not in the mood to continue talking when I think of an annoying person."

"Let the person concerned talk to you."

Halfway through the girl's speech, her tone suddenly changed.

"It just so happens that I want to say goodbye to them. Since the third generation values ​​me so much, I sent you to investigate me and Akatsuki."

"Then you should have a good grasp of my information."

"Let me guess, before you came to me, did the third generation give you a scroll?"

"It records the abilities I have demonstrated over the years?"

The girl chuckled lightly, Zirai also had a tense expression on her face.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

"What do you want to say? Of course it's pulling people from "that world"! "

"You know, my ability."

The girl stretched out her hands, and a leisurely formed crimson magic circle appeared between the two of them.

Then, in the light group that slowly gathered, two figures supporting each other appeared, the Minato couple.

The light and shadow suddenly appeared, and Ji Lai also stretched out his hand to block his eyes, his expression was finally moved.

"Is this the art that can summon people from the past to the present world?"

The Minato couple is still in a special state before they die.

Jiu Xinnai was seriously injured, Nine Tails was detached, and black blood was gurgling from the large hole in his abdomen.

The golden experience stepped forward to treat Kushina's injuries.

At the same time, while Shizuku's eternal kaleidoscope was spinning, Su Yuming Zun activated, returning the previously saved memories to the two of them.

"This is...where?"

A circle of spiritual energy enveloped the two of them, and the water door just opened.

Scenes of the past flooded into the minds of the Minato couple.

Taking care of Naruto for three years.

I sneak back every year to see the sadness and joy of Naruto's growth.

And the family-like relationship formed with the girl over the years has repeatedly impacted the hearts of the Minato couple.

It seemed as long as a few days and nights, but only a moment passed in this world.

Kushina came over in two or three steps and hugged Shizuku, excitedly hugging her tightly, and it took a while before she let go.

"Look, I haven't seen you for a year, and you're beautiful again."

Kushina touched the girl's head, very affectionately.

"Sister Jiushina, I told you."

"For that plan, I'm officially leaving Konoha now, and this time I'm going to..."

The girl said goodbye to Kushina.

Here, Minato saw the sluggish Jiraiya at a glance, surprised and stunned.

"Jiraiya-sensei? Oh, is that moment finally here?"

"Little Shizuku mentioned it to me before, and it's a bit embarrassing to say it."

Minato touched his head, then bowed deeply to Jiraiya.

"For the sake of our husband and wife, please continue to teach Naruto, teacher!"