Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

The Yunyin troops who raided Konoha spread out in a large area and are still searching for traces of Yumuren.

The girl appeared in the crowd in a flash, and then fell from the height of the wooden figurine in a 'sleeping' state.

"Here! Found it!"

Yun Yin caught the wooden man firmly, and with a mouthful, the sharp whistle immediately spread throughout the forest.

Vigilant plus people found the warning.

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Lei Ying roared immediately after receiving the message.

"That fellow Shuraji! Her target is Jinjuriki, Bi! Come closer to me!"

"OK! Brother!"

Before the words were finished, the girl appeared between Raikage and Rabbi Riki the Eight-Tails Jinzhu in a flash.

Nourish!Lei Ying flashed blue Ben Lei with a ferocious face, and put an elbow on the girl.

At the same time, Kirabi attached the tailed beast coat, and turned it in the opposite direction.

Absolutely awesome thunder plow hot knife!

Om-!
A circle of black and white light spread rapidly around the girl centered on it.

Covering a wide range, the blink of an eye covers all the boundaries within sight.

The life skill <True Dance of Time> is activated!

Click! Click! !The sound of a clock ticking stagnantly.

Infinitely close to the static picture, even the active brain thinking is frozen.

The grinning facial expression, Ben Lei who stopped beating, and the fixed red tailed beast coat.

The two burly men were like clay dolls, staring straight ahead, with the pretty figure of a young girl just appearing in their eyes.

It's just the next moment, in the time that only belongs to girls.

The girl appeared beside Kirabi like a ghost.

The different space on one side was cut open by an extra zipper out of thin air, and Kirabi, who was still posing, was kicked in by the girl.

Click click!With the retracted black and white light curtain, time began to flow normally.

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Like a broken fragment, in a flash of vision, both the girl and Kirabi disappeared.

Lei Ying's tyrannical figure moved forward for a distance, and the girl's endless taunts echoed in the dense forest.

"Rain Shadow? So slow..."

"Damn!!"

boom! !Lei Ying punched the tree trunk flying in front of him, impotently furious.

"From now on, stop actions against Konoha immediately! Everyone is trying their best to find Bi's whereabouts!"

Lei Yingzi flashed his Lei Dun coat and roared again and again.

On the other side, there is a suburb of the Land of Fire dozens of kilometers away.

Paji!Not high in the air, Qilabi dog crawled and threw himself on the ground, and the next second, a carp flipped upright.

The young girls showed their bodies, as if they heard the dynamic RAP BGM flowing in the air.

"Hey! Yo! Yo!"

Kirabi twisted his lower limbs without anyone else, and shook Rock'Orchid Finger' with both hands.

"Hey! Didn't expect that! I was dragged here by you on purpose!"

"Baga ya deer! kono ya deer! (Stupid bastard)"

"That's it! That's it! My lord!"

"No scruples, let go, beat you! Oh Yee!"

Obsessed with sunglasses without temples.

Kirabi crossed his arms and pointed forward with one hand, facing the girl who was falling lightly.

Then, making a cool face, the chin dropped, and kept pulling, stretching for a long, long time.

bang bang!bang bang! !

Heart beating wildly, hotness emerges.

Large pieces of pink hearts flew out of Kirabi's body.

Pointing at the sky with one hand, provoking high.

"In love!! Oh Yee——!"

"Shura Ji! Princess Ji! The life of Tiantian girl!"

"Enemy! Friend! Xiao! Yun Yin!"

"Now! Here!"

"That kind of thing! It doesn't matter!"

"So beautiful! So dazzling!"

"You! Beautiful princess! You! have captured my heart!"

“My~~Honey!! Love tiger oil!”

Boom! !Fan Zhi's back The sea hits the reef, splashing thousands of feet of water.

"…………"

Looking at the convulsing Kirabi, the girl's head was covered with black lines.

There was an extremely awkward atmosphere in the air.

Then, the girl floated up.

Ignore Kirabi's tricks like a back file.

The charming laughter kept ringing.

"Kirabi? Hehehehe..."

Huh~~!The air bomb thrown by the killer queen flew out of Kirabi's ear.

The woods behind him exploded and disappeared silently with great tension.

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"This is not a good time! Stupid! Bastard!"

"Ji Shura! Get angry!"

"The marriage proposal failed! Strike!"

Kirabi drew the knife in one hand but remained motionless.

The next moment, the air around him exploded silently.

Kirabi swished into the bushes like a vigorous weasel.

In my mind, Kirabi is sitting on the big head of Eight Tails, communicating urgently.

"What's going on! Baba, can you see clearly?"

"Air, than! It's air!"

"Xiu Luoji manipulated the air and caused an explosion!" Niu Gui's round eye circles became flattened.

"Nani? Such a weird ability."

"Is the Yumu man defeated by this kind of attack?"

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Huh~~ The bush where Kirabi was hiding exploded silently.

Whoosh!A figure sprang out.

Kirabi flashed seven short knives in one breath, and stabbed the girl in the low sky with sharp trajectory.

bang bang!The magnetic control ability of metal products is activated.

Unscrewing the shattered blade, Qirabi who pounced on the girl suddenly became a bee without a tail and no threat.

"Oops!"

Nourish!At the same time as the tailed beast coat grows.

Kirabi and the girl met each other in the air, and were hit by an invisible attack and fell out.

"Compare!"

The bull ghost roared, and the concentration of the red-tailed beast coat increased sharply, covering Kirabi's bloody abdomen.

A few breaths to recover from the injury.

Kirabi, who fell out of the ground, was covered with a layer of blood-red clothes and turned into a half-tailed beast, resembling a human and a cow, with eight tails raised behind him.

Several ravines were drawn out of the lying figure, and a deep purple-tailed beast jade was accumulated on Kirabi's raised horns.

Phew~~!

A succession of silent explosions engulfed Kirabi.

There was a sudden tremor from the ground, and a deep purple light beam broke through the thick smoke and drowned the girl in the low altitude.

Eight Tails Tailed Beast Jade!
Rumble! !With the overturned and destroyed forest, a huge energy exploded in the sky.

The next moment, the girl appeared in front of Kirabi in a flash.

Killer Queen Heshan's kick flew out, and Qi Rabi was hit.

The half-tailed animal body instantly turned into fly ash and fell out.

"Nani?!" "Bi!"

After splitting for a moment, the bull ghost cast the octopus clone.

A small piece of the octopus' leg was blown to ashes in a silent explosion.

Qirabbi, who had almost finished playing, regained his human form, and when he turned his head, he saw the girl floating up and flying towards him from a distance.

"Ha ha ha ha ha……"

Crisp and delicate laughter, and a strange sense of oppression from far to near.

Sweat broke out on Kirabi's forehead.

"I don't like women who are too strong! Stupid! Bastard!"

"Let me show you my true skills!"

He twisted his feet and his shoes fell to the ground.

Kirabi's body swelled rapidly, blinking to cover the sky and completely turning into a tailed beast.

"Roar--!"

The eight tails screamed wildly, and the huge wind and waves pushed the trees to slant.

Then the eight giant tails curled up one by one, twisting around the body to form a vortex.

"Hey! Dodging and dodging is really troublesome! Just use this eight-scroll tail beast to make you calm down... ah!"

Nourish!In the different space that was cut open, the sealing chains sprang out and the eight tails hooked and pulled.

The piece-tailed beast chakra inhaled along the chain, and the eight-tailed body suddenly shrank a lot.

Then, he was hit by the blood-red fist that appeared out of thin air, his eyes and nose crooked, and he spit and flew out.

"That's it? Kirabi? Hahahahaha..."

annoying laughter.

Eight tails staggered and fell, slipped and smashed a piece of forest.

"Bi, this girl is not easy to mess with!"

"What happened to the chain just now, my strength was taken away."

"Before you figure this out, try not to confront her head-on, and retreat temporarily!"

"Besides, Lei Ying must have noticed such a commotion, go and join him first!"

"I understand, temporarily gorgeous, unscrupulous, retreat!"

Bawei's mouth bulged and spit out a large amount of ink mixed with water, filling the entire forest.

In the miasma, a section of octopus tail split from the large body of the eight tails.

Then bulging and twisting, Kirabi condensed into the body and quietly fled towards the woods in the opposite direction.

After a long while, the woods behind him burst into a series of silent explosions, which were extremely dazzling and spectacular.

The eight-tailed clone disappeared instantly without a trace.

Kirabi glanced back, terrified, and fled even faster.

"Sura Ji is very strong! But she got rid of..."

Kirabi, who was secretly glad that he escaped, turned his head away.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the girl appeared, the scarlet eternal kaleidoscope met his gaze instantly.

"Wash the motor..."

Hum——!Huge spiritual energy covers Kirabi and Eight Tails.

The two 'people' fell under the illusion at the same time, without saying a word.

Su Suo aww respect!

In the shape of falling to the ground, Kirabi fell to the ground motionless.

The girl landed lightly on her toes, but her beautiful eyes were filled with resentment, and her tone was faint.

"Don't pretend, my technique has no hypnotic effect."

"Do you want me to throw a bomb to blow you up, or get up and let's talk about it, choose yourself."

"........."

No response.

The wind howled.

The girl stroked the messy hair around her ears, and Kirabi sat up from the ground with a flick.

what……

The four eyes met, which was quite embarrassing.

Don't you want to attack?

Kirabi was rarely reserved.

"Women's weapons are terrible, oh Yee~"

What answered him was a girl's sweet smile.

"Kirabi? Sorry, I can't let you go yet."

"I gave you something..."

Next, the girl said to Kirabi again what she said to Yumu.

Kirabi didn't respond, to be precise, he was discussing countermeasures with the bull ghost.

Then, Sujuwu Zun started.

Kirabi and the bull ghost screamed and screamed.

And then, there is no then.

Kirabi who fell to the ground was gasping for breath with pain on his face, and the bull ghost remained silent.

The girl stepped forward, confirmed it again, and smiled.

"Very well, it seems that you have understood."

"I knew you wouldn't be as honest as Yumu."

"But it doesn't matter, just use your brain."

"The conditions for the double birth technique I set are different from Yukito's."

"The idea of ​​using the double life technique once, you can experience the pain just once, how about it? It's very humane, right?"

"And I kind of like you, Mr. Bee."

"After many years, you will meet a child named Naruto. If he comes to ask you for advice, remember to teach him well."

"Hum~ that's it."

"Also remember to practice the Two Lives Technique I taught you, don't die."

"Anyway, you will be banned from Yunlei Gorge after this battle, so you're free, right?"

"Okay, let's stop chatting here."

"I'm busy, Mr. Bee."

"Can I ask you to sleep?"

"Oh Smith..."

Sharingan cast an illusion, and the bull ghost and Kirabi who had been knocked out of their arrogance fell into a deep sleep without much resistance.

With a wave of her hand, Shizuku disappeared without a trace, wrapping Kirabi in her arms.

"System prompt: <sing, dance, rap> task completed."

"Get basketball, "Kirabi Rap Collection", "Complete Tail Beast Transformation Experience"."

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In Kirabi's fallen figure, the girl appeared in front of Raikage who was running fast.

Also dropped was an eye-catching basketball and a rap CD with Kirabi's big head on it.

"Sura Ji!"

Nourish!Lei Ying, who had been holding back his anger for a long time, rushed to the young girl in an instant, and hit her with a hook.

Thunder plow hot knife!

bump!The expected dodge did not appear, and the imaginary collision did not come true.

Because the girl's head didn't spin away.

Instead, he gently raised a finger almost insultingly to block Raikage's berserk blow.

"Nani..."

Nourish!Then a blood-red arm appeared between the girl's fingers and Raikage's arm.

The berserk force surged, Raikage's attack was blocked, and his figure suddenly fell backwards uncontrollably...