Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

"You can't spank my ass or touch my head from now on!"

"I'm not a child!"

Breaking away from Master Madara's rough hand, the girl who covered her buttocks began to cover her head again.

Ban Ye was taken aback for a moment and let out a loud laugh, very heartily.

The girl pursed her lips and ignored Master Ban, and Fei Xiang Liuli flashed out and punched Bai Jue.

Crazy drill repair ability activated!

The purple energy flowed like going back in time, and what Bai Jue spit out was swallowed back...

Then sat up.

Then he glanced left and right, then lay on the ground foaming at the mouth again, and twitched.

Huh?invalid?Is the soul wounded?
The faint purple divine pattern on the forehead was shining, and while the eyes were moving, Xiao Yu looked at Bai Jue.

The godhead of the main god <Izanami> is so simple.

The power of the Six Paths of Samsara works in all aspects.

Shizuku's vision (the world in God's eyes) has undergone earth-shaking changes.

As soon as the mind moves, it goes up to Jiutian and down to Jiuyou.

The understanding of the cycle of life and death of all things in the world has long been beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Shizuku saw Bai Jue's state of mind with just one glance.

Hmm~ That jelly-like substance of light and shadow is probably Xiao Baibai's soul.

It's just that his whole body is riddled with holes, as if he has been subjected to X-ray dialysis.

In particular, a piece of his brain was obviously sunken, as if he had been hit by a shot put.

Poor, I'm not very smart.

The girl pursed her lips.

Forget it, think of a way to heal him later, let's leave it in the crimson space first.

With a snap of his fingers, Bai Jue was knocked out by the girl and thrown into an unknown corner to bask in the sun.

Grandpa Ban watched the girl tossing about and didn't take it seriously.

"What do you keep that kind of man-made waste for? It dies when it dies."

"Hmph, Madara should be honored to serve me!"

The girl couldn't laugh or cry.

"Everything in the world has a definite number."

"He has a soul, I can see it."

"This is a complete life. How can you just throw it away."

"I said it before, your body, ashes to ashes to ashes."

"Do you feel that you have become more and more restless recently?"

"No wonder you care whether you're dead or alive."

"If this continues, the gap between your soul and your body will become bigger and bigger, and maybe you can really be reincarnated from the dirt."

! !
Madara suddenly looked at the girl.

The girl pursed her lips and smiled.

"Relax, since I said so, there is naturally a way to appease this restlessness."

"Izanami, this ability can do just that."

The girl's soft voice was refreshing, and she put her hand on Madara's shoulder.

Although initially integrating Izanami's godhead, she still can't achieve the BUG-level ability of "Returning the Dead" in the crimson space she controls.

But comforting the soul is not an easy task.

The Lord of the Underworld is not called for nothing.

The so-called "those who know do not confuse", understand the true meaning of the soul's continuous reincarnation in the six realms.

Ghosts are a form of soul existence, and she is really not afraid now.

Except, of course, for some deliberately scary stuff.

Soon, the power of samsara, as vast as Yuanhai, affected Master Ban Gaoliang's soul.

That trace of ecstasy and incompatibility in the world was completely cut off by Izanami's power.

The quiet soul blends perfectly with the body of the prime.

In an instant, the pressure Mr. Ban had accumulated over the years was swept away, and the ever-present sense of urgency also disappeared.

The old heart is truly rejuvenated under the strong body.

Like a field of vision struck by purple lightning.

The estrangement in the world, the world that can only be seen in the mirror, suddenly shattered.

The powerful suction pulled Madara back, back to the present world.

The feeling of being really alive, really being in the world!

Countless intersecting things rushed towards him, and his keen senses constantly projected positive signals to him.

Birds chirping and flowers fragrant, the sun is shining.

The grayness in the eyes faded away, and the world full of brilliance brought a sensory experience like a new life.

Not only the obsession of the dead is left behind.

At that moment, Master Ban's eyes full of verve looked more real and farther.

Also more calm, more confident!

Ambitious and passionate!

With the complete recovery of "body and soul", Madara's heart was rekindled.

Sensing the new changes in his body, Master Madara's expression became more and more excited.

"This is……"

The girl pursed her lips prettily, her bright and world-like face leaned over, the beauty added fragrance, and Master Ban's mood instantly became better.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Not bad! Girl! Very good!"

Grandpa Madara laughed involuntarily.

The big hand touched the girl's head again involuntarily.

It's just that this time he's measured, like a father stroking his own child.

There were two blushes on the girl's pretty face, and she opened it awkwardly.

Then he covered his head and pouted dissatisfiedly.

"They told me not to touch my head!"

Grandpa Madara laughed.

"Girl, prepare a sumptuous banquet, I want to have a good drink with Hashirama!"

"Quanna, you come too, girl, come and pour me wine!"

Kicking open the door of the lounge, Hashirama was sad there, and Madara Master pulled him to drink.

A table full of sumptuous meals.

The girl obediently filled a glass for each of the three.

"Will you drink away your worries, Madara, are you really..."

Bashirama sits withered and sad, clutching a wine glass, touched.

Just the next second, Master Ban said something.

"Come on! Here's to Tomona's death!"

"…………"

"Madara!"

Old Hashirama stood up with tears in her eyes.

"Hashrama!"

Madara's expression was as insolent as ever.

"Well, you two, don't make an appointment at every turn, okay?"

The girl quickly stopped her.

"This drink is literally a celebration of the two of you truly being alive to each other."

"Uncle Hashirama, you are sorry for Feima's death."

"My father is happy because of Feima's death, it's all because of the proof that you are still alive!"

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether it's Feijian or you, Uncle Hashirama, you don't exist in this world anymore, do you?"

"So be careful! The most important thing is now, so don't pay too much attention to the details!"

The girl's ingenious language art calmed the sad Hashirama and the restless Madara.

The two sat down without much confrontation, but soon turned from a fight to a fight over wine.

You have a cup and I have a cup.

Sip, sip, sip, keep drinking.

The girl's eyebrows and eyes were curved left and right to cover the two of them.

Then, half a day later, both of them vomited from drinking.

One lay on the table, and the other slipped under the table.

When Quanna carried the two of them, Hashirama tilted his mouth and almost spat all over Quanna.

Arrange a few witches to take turns serving the two of them.

The girl pursed her lips and smiled, her heart brightened.

Well, after all, 'reborn as a human', let's indulge.

But only this time.

The girl thought about confiscating all the unopened wine and hid it.

Quan Nai came out of the house, poured a glass of spirits and continued to get drunk.

Seeing Quanna's still depressed expression, Shizuku walked over lightly and poured him a cup silently.

Quan Nai smiled, drank it casually, and then threw the 'green' word ring and the 'three' word ring between the doors back to the girl.

"Take it, dear niece."

"Speak to that Nagato who hides his head and shows his tail, and I officially quit Akatsuki."

Holding the ring, the girl pursed her lips and smiled lightly.

"Uncle Quan Nai, I don't feel relieved to leave you alone in the crimson space drinking alcohol."

"You need to find a few people to watch over you, so that you won't be depressed all day long."

"Oh? You girl, what idea do you have for me?"

"Xiao is with you and that guy now, there is nothing outside that requires me to take action."

Quan Nai smiled and handed over the wine glass, and the girl filled it up beautifully.

"You can't say that, Uncle Quanna."

"Is there a lot of strength in numbers? Two fists are no match for four."

"No, Uncle Quan Nai, you have to promise me that I need your help, you are not allowed to refuse, you have to come out and help me at any time."

"Hehe~ You girl still depends on me, okay! I agree!" Quan Nai smiled.

"Don't worry about me, dear niece. I'm just bored, just relax."

"It's not all." The girl leaned her graceful body and poured another cup.

"Didn't you always want to meet Uchiha's descendants?"

"Now there is a couple living in Gaotianyuan. You should go and live with them for a while."

"Oh?" Quan Naijiu paused at the edge of her mouth, obviously very interested.

When I was young, Yanjun's house in Gaotianyuan residential area.

Ever since Akatsuki took revenge on Konoha, Hanako's family was picked up by Nyotaro.

He entered Gao Tianyuan in the crimson space through the entrance of Changshi, and has lived here until now.

Today, it is the residence of believers under Gaotianyuan.

It has long since expanded from a fresh town to a bustling city.

As the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

People spontaneously began to organize trade and conduct market transactions here.

Soon the circulation of currency will bring economic prosperity.

After Shizuku noticed it, she simply used her divine power to create a "realm" blessed by Tiantian's life.

Residents living here have been strictly screened by A2.

All are virtuous and blessed people.

Coupled with the protection of Tiantian's daughter's life, all diseases will disappear, and everything will be prosperous and smooth.

Although there are worries, thoughts and obscenity, it is a fairyland on earth with "more happiness and less suffering".

People no longer worry about money and survival, they are doing what they want to do.

Business, market, entertainment, community, and ninja school are all available.

After seeing the peace here, Hanako and his wife stayed here with peace of mind.

The money that Shizuku sent afterward was enough for them to spend lavishly for ten lifetimes.

As ninjas, the two will not have to take on tasks to subsidize their families in the future, and they will fight to death.

However, I heard that Hanako's husband Yan Jun still found a job.

Joined the "Goddess Guard" spontaneously formed by believers in the city, and started his old job as a guard.

Little Shizuku was a little embarrassed when she found out, and it was fine for people she didn't know to call her Goddess.

This is so well known, how can I follow it blindly.

He still prays to himself with the crowd every day, participates in worship ceremonies, etc. Isn't this nonsense.

Thinking of this, little Shizuku's face flushed with embarrassment.

Therefore, Shizuku plans to find Yan Jun a job that suits him again.

But Hanako firmly opposed it.

She said that Shizuku had been good enough to them, they just didn't want to sit and wait to die, they always wanted to find something to do.

Moreover, Yan Jun is also using his own way to repay Shizuku by doing this.

He has already served as the captain of the Goddess Guard in the city, which can be described as a 'high position'.

Recently, I am busy training ninjas, training team members in the same way that Uchiha trains guards.

I look forward to being able to help Shizuku someday.

Regarding this, Shizuku could only smile with crooked eyebrows.

Just be happy as a couple.

Although I am very grateful to you, it is true, but this is my space, and there is an A2 checkpoint, so bad people can't get in.

Seeing that Hanako's belly is bulging day by day, it is about to blossom and bear fruit.

Shizuku found a few witch girls to serve her, but Hanako shook her head repeatedly and refused.

So Shizuku brought over the old woman who was serving Mr. Madara and Hashirama, and exchanged positions with a few young maidens.

Old women are the best at taking care of people.

And acquaintances are still, they can talk about themselves if they have nothing to do.

Hanako was very happy, and so was the old woman.

That's how the matter was settled.

After that, Shizuku has been busy with outside affairs, and brought Quanna to visit until today.