Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

Sometimes, when you let something go and leave it alone, you really don't know what changes will happen later.

Just like the scene that appeared in front of Shizuku's eyes.

Eye-catching gold canopy, silver canopy.

The Buddha banners are hung, and the sutras are chanted.

A bunch of bald donkeys... oh no.

It was a group of monks with big round bamboo hats beside them, paying homage to Fei Duan who had become a "golden body" under the umbrella cover.

Yes, a monk, a worshiper, against a demented murderer, a cultist with a bad mind.

Jingle bells, ringing bells.

A group of bald donkeys opened their swollen eye cells (bāo) and hummed brainwashing and demonic scriptures.

From a slanted and distorted perspective, a group of bald donkeys clasped their hands together and worshiped reverently.

That picture...

Shizuku suddenly felt extremely strange.

At this moment, Fei Duan looked serene, sitting cross-legged on the ground, and his missing arm was filled with clay sculpture.

The stabbed heart was covered with plant ashes, and a black spear used for cursing was stuck in it.

On the outskirts are a group of passers-by watching the excitement and villagers who heard the news from nearby.

Gathering together to point and point foolishly, there are also elderly people who fold their hands together and bow down to bow down.

Then the arrival of the girl caused an uproar.

Because the girl didn't wear a bamboo hat.

In such an atmosphere full of gods and ghosts, it is easy for people to mistakenly think that "goddess descends from the earth" with her astonishing appearance.

Well, although they did guess right.

The guardian monk on the hatchback is the monk who is holding a naginata.

Hearing the commotion behind him, he aggressively pushed away the crowd and came forward.

He caught sight of the girl and let out a heck.

Each niè (niè) stood there blankly, their eyeballs almost popping out.

Well, don't get me wrong, the monks in Naruto are fundamentally different from the monks in our Great Heavenly Dynasty.

Inherited from an island nation.

You can drink and eat meat, and you can also marry and have children.

Little Shizuku despised these fake bald donkeys after she accidentally learned about them from some sources.

Of course, there are ascetic monks who practice sincerely, abide by the five precepts, and walk the right path.

Little Shizuku still respects this kind of master who is compassionate and virtuous.

But these bald donkeys in front of you, look at this blind battle, look at this domineering attitude.

And this anxious look of wanting to eat himself.

It's clearly a group of drunks and rice bags, fake bald donkeys.

Little Shizuku felt even more contemptuous.

The goddess is emotional, angry and strange.

Dai Mei frowned slightly, and her red lips were slightly pursed.

It seems to be offended, it seems to be profaned.

Hey, it looks better now.

"Goddess SAMA!"

No one in the crowd shouted.

Then there was a clatter, a large crowd of onlookers bowed their heads and bowed.

As a result, the scene where the Buddha flags fluttered formed an even weirder scene.

I worship Fei Duan inside, and Shizuku outside.

A girl with black lines all over her head.

Standing gracefully among a group of prostrate people.

The only ones standing in the arena were Itachi next to the girl, and a few monks protecting the Dharma.

At this moment, A2's voice suddenly sounded in the girl's mind.

"Huh? Little Shizuku, the evil god's words are infused with the Buddha's Dharma... This guy is about to transform."

"Transformation? A2, do you think these fake bald donkeys have Taoism? And Buddhism?"

The faint purple god pattern on the forehead is shining, and the eyes of the gods are flowing.

The girl caught sight of the evil spirit behind Fei Duan.

Surrounded by black air, its shape is indeterminate, but a layer of faint golden light is attached to its edge, which is very strange.

Is this a break from the illusion?
And how does this breath reveal an evil spirit.

"No, Shizuku. There is a foolish old monk among them who is an ascetic, and he has a certain way of doing things."

"Combined with the evil thoughts of these fake monks, begging him just happened to feed it, and it became what it is now."

Afterwards, A2 narrated, and Shizuku finally knew the cause and effect.

It turned out that there was an ascetic monk who traveled around the world and came to the border of Tang Country to spend the night in a local temple.

After some Dharma exchanges, I was deeply respected by the abbot of the monastery, and I knew that this was a real person of great practice and great enlightenment.

Therefore, he struggled to retain the ascetic monk as the living Buddha in his temple.

It is also good to use the monk's merits to eliminate the various crimes committed before.

The ascetic monk has made up his mind to go, and the presiding officer chases after him and sees him off.

Then the two met Fei Duan in the woods not far away, seeing his crazy behavior and immortal body.

The ascetic monk was amazed, thinking that he had given up his body and attained enlightenment.

After seeing something and realizing it, I came to worship with the disciple's ritual.

I also saw that he was still poking his heart out, intending to enlighten himself.

Then he recited the Dharma, and asked Fei Duan for advice.

Unexpectedly, when the Buddhist scriptures were spoken in a few words, the madman stopped moving.

Then he sat cross-legged like him, with a peaceful expression, as if he was listening.

The old monk was even more confused, and regarded Fei Duan as a living Bodhisattva who came to enlighten him, and worshiped him again and again, expressing gratitude and praise.

When the host saw him, he was even happier.

Emotion is the living Bodhisattva.

So Wu Yangyang gathered a crowd of fake bald donkeys who were fooling around, dressed in red and colored, and chanted scriptures.

Following the ascetic monk's big work, it means that Fei Duan will be invited back to the monastery to be a Living Buddha.

After that, the monk alarmed the villagers, and the villagers alarmed the passers-by. They watched the three floors inside and outside, and there was the scene in front of them.

Little Shizuku really couldn't laugh or cry.

Where is this, the butterfly effect?

Or is it implicated in the real god of myself, knowing that I want to accept it, should there be such a good luck?

"As one of the major beliefs in the world, the "power of faith" of Buddhism is infinite. "

A2 continues to explain.

"This old monk is stupid. He recites Dharma to it and worships it. This guy will eventually become an <Evil Buddha>."

"Evil Buddha? It sounds so powerful, what has changed?"

"Oh, you will be enlightened and have self-awareness."

"Hmm~" Shizuku listened enthusiastically and earnestly.

Then, no then.

"No more?" The girl didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"This very powerful little Shizuku can develop wisdom and has a solid foundation of faith."

"It can be said that as long as people worship evil Buddhas in the future, they will all get a share."

"It's just very small, but it's enough for it to cultivate a little bit and get rid of its identity as a lonely ghost."

"This is an essential transformation. It can be said that it has truly become one of the gods and ghosts."

"However, this old monk is an ascetic monk and a walking monk, so it is <Eight Directions Enchantment> that is blessed by the power of Buddhism."

"Because of this, in addition to being immortal and cursing, it now has the ability of <Barrier of Charity>."

"Little Shizuku, you can leave it in the crimson space and bless the enchantment of the crimson space."

"There's a mission here, about the creation of <Crimson Small World>, little Shizuku, do you want to take it?"

"Crimson small world? Crimson space?"

"Yes, Shizuku-chan."

"Sent to see."

"Ok."

"System prompt: Trigger task <800 million gods>."

"Conditions for achievement: First, recruit or absorb more than five <Noragami> in <Crimson Small World>."

"Secondly, <Izanami's body> fusion rate increased to 50%, and "God Attendant" appeared. "

"Mission Reward: Creation <800 million Spiritual Species>."

"Little Shizuku, A2 highly recommends taking this mission."

"It will be very useful for your crimson space to become a complete world independently in the future."

"Hmm~ I understand, I want to subdue it, it's better now that Kai Huineng can communicate."

"Save me from beating it up again, so it can understand why the flowers are so red."

"Surrender without fighting, I am very reasonable."

The girl here is talking to A2, but the senior monks in the nursery can't hold back anymore.

This chick who came out of nowhere is so fucking beautiful!

Seeing Grandpa Buddha's heart itch!

Look at this delicate skin and tender meat, so juicy and juicy, you can pinch water out with a little force!

Huhu~ It's so tempting!

must!Be sure to take it back to the temple and enjoy it!
What a goddess!She's just a very attractive chick!
Several great monks do not believe in ghosts and gods at all.

Irony?Those who are closest to gods and Buddhas do not believe in gods and Buddhas themselves.

So several big monks came over.

He pretended to salute the girl.

Of course, believers have always saluted them, and it was unprecedented for a few bald donkeys to do so in the face of beauty.

"Ah~ this girl...cough, believer girl, are you here to visit the "Living Buddha Ceremony"? "

"Please wait with me, come in, and look carefully here."

Before he finished speaking, two impatient monks came forward to arrest the girl.

What responded to them was the purple crack that suddenly opened on the sole of the foot.

Yes, that's the crack.

The power of the six reincarnations unfolds, and there is no hiding from the viciousness.

Several great monks fell into the Nailuo Huangquan in an instant and passed away.

The so-called monks and Taoists in front of the gate of hell probably refer to such people.

"Itachi, I'm going to install a magic stick."

The voice of the girl Qingling rang in Itachi's ear.

Accompanied by a coquettish laugh.

The girl slowly ascended into the sky, and the purple divine light around her was shining brightly, even the scorching sun was eclipsed.

It was a clear day with clouds and mist.

The world is vast, empty and lonely.

Very quiet and secluded, without seeing the sun and the moon.

Not dizzy or sinking, like falling into the dark.

The fools all cried out in unison.

The bald donkey monks looked up into the sky.

And above everyone's heads, the goddess who continued to bloom in the sky attracted everyone's attention for a while.

Yu Shenyi, golden branch crown, luxurious and unparalleled beauty.

A little vermilion crimson lips, eyebrows and eyes tender like water.

The bead curtain hanging on the forehead is a clever headdress, and the exquisite body is exquisite.

There are colorful silks fluttering behind her, and there is a jade plaque on her waist to reflect reincarnation.

The jingle ring is in full costume, and Izanami's <Lord God> is mighty.

Itachi turned into pieces of crows and dissipated, leaving all the beautiful visions to the beloved girl.

The crowd was excited, and the monks also shouted.

"Oh my god! Is she really a goddess!"

"Goddess SAMA!!"

Wu Yangyang, all the people who bowed down.

Get rid of a group of foolish people and that ascetic monk.

The rest of the bald donkeys had purple cracks under their feet.

In the blink of an eye, he screamed and fell into hell without a trace.

Afterwards, the intoxicating fragrance of flowers from the other side floated by, and everyone passed out as if they were drunk.

Only the ascetic monk, only this old monk who has some "reason" in his body is still awake.

The old monk was surprised, with his shriveled old face and lips trembling, and crying with his head in his arms.

"Izanami! You are the Izanami God of the Underworld!"

"Did the old monk do something wrong! God! Has the old monk been condemned by heaven!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh God!"

"How can the old monk He De! Have you been condemned by the heavens! Have you been condemned by the heavens!"

Huh?What's the reaction?This old monk actually recognized me~
The girl was very curious.

Then, a black mass rushed out from the body of Fei Duan who was sitting cross-legged, and rushed into the sky.

Shrinking into a ball in extreme awe, shrinking and shrinking in front of the girl tremblingly.

"Well, it seems that I know awe, not bad." The girl nodded with satisfaction.

"Can you speak?"

"Yes, Izana Beauty." Black Ball's tone was flattering, like rewinding a tape.

"Not bad." The girl's beautiful eyes rolled, "Nai~ Do you want to work for me?"