Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: Tu Shan owes me a million dollars
Chapter 157 "The Movie Emperor" of the Southern Kingdom——Three idiots in front of the impe
The next day, Southern Xinjiang!
"Ah, I can't eat it!"
The "Prison Bottom Sitting and Wearing Beast" suddenly appeared, and with one punch, the white moon chicken that was fighting with "Bianzuilun" for earthworms was blown away.
Almost at the same time, the "Marriage Line of Fighting Xixi" tied on the hands of Tushan Susu and Bai Yueji broke in response!
Seeing this situation, Tu Shan Susu hurriedly squatted down next to the white moon chicken, and asked nervously:
"Brother Taoist, are you alright~"
"Brother Xiaobei said: Food that falls on the ground for more than three seconds is not to be eaten randomly! What's more, this kind of dirty bug is likely to ruin your stomach..."
For a moment, Tu Shansusu forgot: at this moment, inside Bai Yueyue's body is the soul of the little yellow chicken...
Er, the blue-clothed panda just came over and crawled in the "tiger landing style", with tears of excitement pouring out of its eyes:
"Friend! It's been a long time since I've seen such a hygienic monster..."
"As the saying goes: a daughter is easy to get, but a confidant is hard to find; it's really like old friends at first sight, and it's never too late to meet! Let me, Liu, be by your side and learn advanced public health knowledge!"
This acting skill can be called "Kong. Lian. Shun" possessed, instantly killing those little fresh meat Eighteenth Street who "can only speak one, two, three, go to the hospital 3 minutes late for injuries, and the wounds will heal automatically"...
And Tu Shan Susu directly covered her small mouth with a dazed and cute expression on her face!
At this time, in the corner not far away, two pandaren are watching, and they are the warrior's shield and the fairy's shield in the Three Shields of the Imperial Palace (Three Silly)!
"Damn it, the three of us came up with this idea together, but the eldest brother actually used it first..." "Shield of the Immortal" Zhang San cursed.
"Hey! Got it~"
At this moment, Guan Jing, the "Shield of the Warrior" next to him, had a flash of light in his mind, and he had a plan!
I saw that he rolled all over the floor, making his body covered in dirt, and then he wiped his face with his dirty hands.
After finishing all this, he jumped out without looking back, and ran towards Tu Shan Susu...
"Hey, second brother, help me figure out a way before leaving!" Only Zhang San was left dumbfounded on the spot, lost his mind...
On the other side, Guan Jing, who was wearing a red dress, threw himself at Tu Shan Susu's feet, and weakly asked for help:
"Help, female hero, please give me a stutter, I'm about to starve to death—"
"What a poor panda, then you wait here, I'll go over there and buy you some food~" Although Guan Jing's acting skills are awkward, and he even picks his feet awkwardly, Tu Shan Susu, who is pure in heart, still Be fooled by the other party.
"Hey! Don't do it, this is southern Xinjiang, almost everyone knows poison, and the food sold is not safe..."
"Fortunately, I brought my own food!" Guan Jing took a bite of the bread he brought with him, and then looked at Tu Shan Susu with a grateful expression, "Thanks to the help of the heroine, otherwise I would starve to death on the street ~"
"There is no repayment for saving your life, female hero, let me close the well and follow you, saddle up and back up!"
Just at this moment, Tang Sanzan (the incarnation) who came back from purchasing the goods, saw such a scene, and couldn't help feeling in his heart:
As expected of "Warrior's Shield" Guan Jing, what a fucking talent!
There is a saying: "As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed!"
As for this logical genius who brought his own dry food but almost fainted from hunger, he could only lie to Susu...
"Brother-in-law!" At this moment, Tu Shan Susu's eyes lit up and shouted.
"Since they want to follow, let them follow!" Tang Sanzan didn't speak, but used Yuanshen voice transmission, so only Tu Shan Susu could hear what he said now.
However, before Tu Shansusu agreed, the duck that devoured the earthworm just now foamed at the mouth and became cold...
"There are assassins!"
"The Shield of the Poisoner!"
"The Shield of the Warrior!"
Liu Neng and Guan Jing each held a shield and entered a defensive state!
Unexpectedly, in the next second, Zhang San, the "Shield of the Immortal", who was hiding in the corner, saw the right time and forcibly entered the group. He performed the "Tiger Landing Style" and threw himself in front of the dead duck, crying tearfully:
"Big brother, what's wrong with you, big brother?"
"You must not just go like this. We have lived together for more than ten years, and you fed me up with shit and pee. I never thought that I would send a black-haired person to a white-haired person today..."
"Although you are usually very disrespectful, I really miss you!"
"Don't worry, brother, I will take good care of my sister-in-law for you..."
"Shield of the Poisoner" Liu Neng: ...
"Warrior's Shield" Guan Jing: ...
Er, "Xiu'er" Zhang San wiped away tears and looked at Tu Shan Susu:
"My elder brother and I love each other as sisters. If we don't take revenge, we will not be human. Heroine, let me join you to find the murderer and avenge my elder brother!"
"This—" Tu Shan Susu looked bewildered and hesitant!
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the duck suddenly cheated and bit Zhang San's finger, making it go crazy instantly, and threw itself directly at Tushan Susu...
"Certainly!"
In the blink of an eye, Tang Sanzun stood in front of Tu Shan Susu, and with a single point, he hit the "Shield of the Immortal" Zhang San between the eyebrows and fixed him in place!
"The Shield of the Poisoner!"
Immediately afterwards, Liu was able to use his "Shield of Forgiveness" to purify the poison on Zhang San's body...
"Clap clap~"
"It is indeed the shield of the poisoner among the three shields in front of the imperial court, which can swallow all poisons from the world, and even the walking dead T virus can be eliminated..."
"I just don't know which eminent monk's apprentice is this black-eyed master? The Buddha King of the Yili Mountains? Or the Third Prince Li of the South China Sea?"
At this time, on the eaves not far away, a man who looked like "Brother Bei" suddenly appeared. He was holding a bamboo flute of the same style as "Wannian Bamboo". His silver hair moved with the wind, his appearance was handsome, and his temperament was free and easy... …
(I’m afraid it’s not Rejoice)
"Ah, I can't eat it!"
The "Prison Bottom Sitting and Wearing Beast" suddenly appeared, and with one punch, the white moon chicken that was fighting with "Bianzuilun" for earthworms was blown away.
Almost at the same time, the "Marriage Line of Fighting Xixi" tied on the hands of Tushan Susu and Bai Yueji broke in response!
Seeing this situation, Tu Shan Susu hurriedly squatted down next to the white moon chicken, and asked nervously:
"Brother Taoist, are you alright~"
"Brother Xiaobei said: Food that falls on the ground for more than three seconds is not to be eaten randomly! What's more, this kind of dirty bug is likely to ruin your stomach..."
For a moment, Tu Shansusu forgot: at this moment, inside Bai Yueyue's body is the soul of the little yellow chicken...
Er, the blue-clothed panda just came over and crawled in the "tiger landing style", with tears of excitement pouring out of its eyes:
"Friend! It's been a long time since I've seen such a hygienic monster..."
"As the saying goes: a daughter is easy to get, but a confidant is hard to find; it's really like old friends at first sight, and it's never too late to meet! Let me, Liu, be by your side and learn advanced public health knowledge!"
This acting skill can be called "Kong. Lian. Shun" possessed, instantly killing those little fresh meat Eighteenth Street who "can only speak one, two, three, go to the hospital 3 minutes late for injuries, and the wounds will heal automatically"...
And Tu Shan Susu directly covered her small mouth with a dazed and cute expression on her face!
At this time, in the corner not far away, two pandaren are watching, and they are the warrior's shield and the fairy's shield in the Three Shields of the Imperial Palace (Three Silly)!
"Damn it, the three of us came up with this idea together, but the eldest brother actually used it first..." "Shield of the Immortal" Zhang San cursed.
"Hey! Got it~"
At this moment, Guan Jing, the "Shield of the Warrior" next to him, had a flash of light in his mind, and he had a plan!
I saw that he rolled all over the floor, making his body covered in dirt, and then he wiped his face with his dirty hands.
After finishing all this, he jumped out without looking back, and ran towards Tu Shan Susu...
"Hey, second brother, help me figure out a way before leaving!" Only Zhang San was left dumbfounded on the spot, lost his mind...
On the other side, Guan Jing, who was wearing a red dress, threw himself at Tu Shan Susu's feet, and weakly asked for help:
"Help, female hero, please give me a stutter, I'm about to starve to death—"
"What a poor panda, then you wait here, I'll go over there and buy you some food~" Although Guan Jing's acting skills are awkward, and he even picks his feet awkwardly, Tu Shan Susu, who is pure in heart, still Be fooled by the other party.
"Hey! Don't do it, this is southern Xinjiang, almost everyone knows poison, and the food sold is not safe..."
"Fortunately, I brought my own food!" Guan Jing took a bite of the bread he brought with him, and then looked at Tu Shan Susu with a grateful expression, "Thanks to the help of the heroine, otherwise I would starve to death on the street ~"
"There is no repayment for saving your life, female hero, let me close the well and follow you, saddle up and back up!"
Just at this moment, Tang Sanzan (the incarnation) who came back from purchasing the goods, saw such a scene, and couldn't help feeling in his heart:
As expected of "Warrior's Shield" Guan Jing, what a fucking talent!
There is a saying: "As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed!"
As for this logical genius who brought his own dry food but almost fainted from hunger, he could only lie to Susu...
"Brother-in-law!" At this moment, Tu Shan Susu's eyes lit up and shouted.
"Since they want to follow, let them follow!" Tang Sanzan didn't speak, but used Yuanshen voice transmission, so only Tu Shan Susu could hear what he said now.
However, before Tu Shansusu agreed, the duck that devoured the earthworm just now foamed at the mouth and became cold...
"There are assassins!"
"The Shield of the Poisoner!"
"The Shield of the Warrior!"
Liu Neng and Guan Jing each held a shield and entered a defensive state!
Unexpectedly, in the next second, Zhang San, the "Shield of the Immortal", who was hiding in the corner, saw the right time and forcibly entered the group. He performed the "Tiger Landing Style" and threw himself in front of the dead duck, crying tearfully:
"Big brother, what's wrong with you, big brother?"
"You must not just go like this. We have lived together for more than ten years, and you fed me up with shit and pee. I never thought that I would send a black-haired person to a white-haired person today..."
"Although you are usually very disrespectful, I really miss you!"
"Don't worry, brother, I will take good care of my sister-in-law for you..."
"Shield of the Poisoner" Liu Neng: ...
"Warrior's Shield" Guan Jing: ...
Er, "Xiu'er" Zhang San wiped away tears and looked at Tu Shan Susu:
"My elder brother and I love each other as sisters. If we don't take revenge, we will not be human. Heroine, let me join you to find the murderer and avenge my elder brother!"
"This—" Tu Shan Susu looked bewildered and hesitant!
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the duck suddenly cheated and bit Zhang San's finger, making it go crazy instantly, and threw itself directly at Tushan Susu...
"Certainly!"
In the blink of an eye, Tang Sanzun stood in front of Tu Shan Susu, and with a single point, he hit the "Shield of the Immortal" Zhang San between the eyebrows and fixed him in place!
"The Shield of the Poisoner!"
Immediately afterwards, Liu was able to use his "Shield of Forgiveness" to purify the poison on Zhang San's body...
"Clap clap~"
"It is indeed the shield of the poisoner among the three shields in front of the imperial court, which can swallow all poisons from the world, and even the walking dead T virus can be eliminated..."
"I just don't know which eminent monk's apprentice is this black-eyed master? The Buddha King of the Yili Mountains? Or the Third Prince Li of the South China Sea?"
At this time, on the eaves not far away, a man who looked like "Brother Bei" suddenly appeared. He was holding a bamboo flute of the same style as "Wannian Bamboo". His silver hair moved with the wind, his appearance was handsome, and his temperament was free and easy... …
(I’m afraid it’s not Rejoice)
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