Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: Tu Shan owes me a million dollars

In the inner city area of ​​Tushan, a certain courtyard, a clean room.

Tang San was buried on a futon, sitting cross-legged.

At this moment, he is not meditating, but checking his system panel:

【Host】: Tang Sanbu

[Template]: "Dawei Tianlong" Fahai

[Boundary]: Precepts (659/666)
(ps: Ring Ritual ≈ Little Demon, Four Chan ≈ Great Demon, Bading ≈ Demon King)

[Cultivation method]: "Maha Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra"

[Skills]: Meditation Mantra, Water Avoidance Mantra, Bodhi Buddha Light, Divine Foot Power...

[Magic weapon]: Vajra Whisk
Compared with yesterday, Tang Sanzhu's experience has skyrocketed by more than 600 points, and the distance from breaking through the precepts and reaching the realm of the Four Zens is already close at hand!
And all of this is due to Tu Shan Yaya wishing to draw lots.

Among them, [-]% of the monster power she gave was repeatedly compressed and purified by the system, and poured into Tang Sanzan's body!
As for why Tang Sanzan didn't use other people or demons to draw lots and make wishes, accumulate a lot of experience for himself, and then improve his realm?
That's because Tang Sanzan was worried:

There is a saying: It is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger to draw a bone, knowing the face but not the heart!
The current him is still unable to accurately judge the good and evil of a person, or a demon.

If the person who draws lots to make a wish is a person with an extremely twisted heart, he makes a wish to destroy the world.

Although the chance of realizing it is very slim and almost impossible, but I am not afraid of ten thousand, just in case!

What if he really got a chance of billions of trillions, or even one infinity?

Then play with a hammer...

It is precisely because of this that Tang Sanzan made Tu Shan Yaya the first wish drawer based on his own understanding of the plot and character design!
Even so, if Cui Yuling hadn't arrived in time, he would have died!
"Little monk, Lord Yaya is here, hurry up and pick him up!"

While Tang Sanzan was thinking, Tu Shan's elegant and proud voice came from the gate of the courtyard.

Immediately, Tang Sanzan withdrew his mind, got up and walked outside the house...

"My little monk was still wondering why the magpies on the branches kept screaming in the morning. It turned out that he knew that Sister Yaya was coming!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Tu Shan Yaya who was approaching gradually, and said with a calm smile.

"Come on, little monk, I can see it, you are talking about people, talking nonsense..." Tu Shan Yaya didn't buy it.

Tang San smiled awkwardly: "No way, no way, Sister Yaya, monks don't lie!"

"By the way, Sister Yaya, you came here early in the morning, what can I do with the little monk?"

"Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do? Little monk, don't you welcome me?" Tu Shan Yaya raised her fist and pretended to be angry.

"Why don't you welcome it? Sister Yaya can come, and it's too late for the little monk to be happy!" Tang Sanzan quickly replied.

He promised that he was absolutely not following his heart, that's why he said that, really!

Only then was Tu Shan Yaya satisfied, and then said bluntly: "Actually, little monk, I came to you this time to draw lots."

"This is-"

"Sister Yaya, I forgot to tell you that this wishing bamboo stick can only be drawn three times in a lifetime, and after the lottery is drawn, a second time cannot be drawn within a short period of time..."

Tang Sanzang showed embarrassment, and began to explain the rules of wishing bamboo sticks!

"Sister Yaya, if you don't believe me, you can take this bamboo stick and see if you can pull it out."

Tang Sanzun knew that Tu Shan Yaya would not believe it so easily, so he directly took out the wishing bamboo tube and asked Tu Shan Yaya to try it by herself.

Tu Shan Yaya naturally didn't believe in evil, and immediately stretched out her hand to draw the bamboo stick.

But then, no matter how hard she tried, the wishing bamboo stick in the bamboo tube remained motionless!

In desperation, Tu Shan Yaya had no choice but to give up!
Afterwards, Tang Sanzan asked curiously: "Sister Yaya, what is your wish for coming here this time?"

"I want Sister Honghong to untangle her heart and live a carefree life forever!" Tu Shan Yaya didn't hide it.

When Tang Sanzan heard the words, he felt emotional:
As expected of the three Tushan sisters who were created by the tree of bitterness, they always think of each other first in their hearts, and like sister Rongrong, she wanted to make a similar wish yesterday!
The problem is, for the time being, this wish is really unrealistic!
Because, Tu Shanhonghong carries too many things on her body, too many things, and it is as difficult as climbing the sky to realize them all:
Such as the death of the little Taoist priest, the issue of peaceful coexistence between humans and monsters, the ideological dispute between her and Feng Qi, and so on!
It is even said that if the wish of Sister Yaya is to be fulfilled, unless the wisher is Aolai Third Young Master, or his sister Liuer, it is possible...

Then, Tang Sanzan stopped thinking about it, and said with a calm smile: "Sister Yaya and Sister Rongrong are indeed sisters, even their wishes are almost the same!"

"Huh? Little monk, Rong Rong also came to make a wish?" Tu Shan Yaya asked with a surprised expression.

"Here she is, but her wish didn't come true, so I persuaded her to go away." Tang Sanzan replied truthfully.

"Little monk, why didn't you let Rong Rong make a wish? Isn't it the first time for her?" Tu Shan Yaya felt injustice for Tu Shan Rong Rong, and stared at Tang San Zan with her hands on her hips, with a dissatisfied tone.

Tang Sanzan explained: "Because your wishes are too great and your total demon power is too small, the chances of your wishes being fulfilled are slim!"

"If this little monk asks Sister Rongrong to make a wish, it will not help her, but harm her. After all, the price of drawing lots for making a wish is [-]% of her demonic power..."

On weekdays, although Tu Shan Yaya is a bit arrogant and self-willed, she is not unreasonable.

As a person who witnessed the lottery for wishing, she naturally understood the wishes of herself and Rong Rong, the difficulty of achieving them, and also knew that the little monk was thinking of them.

"An! Ann! Little monk, Rong Rong and I both know your kindness!" Tu Shan Yaya closed one eye, opened the other, and said with a smile on her face.

After they had a brief conversation, Tu Shan Yaya sniffed her exquisite Qiong nose, and her body kept changing directions, as if she was looking for something?
Seeing this situation, Tang Sanzan had some guesses in his heart, but he was not sure.

Immediately, he tentatively asked, "Sister Yaya, what are you looking for?"

"Little monk, where did you hide the wine, I smell them as if they are nearby!"

When she was a child, Tu Shan Yaya had a straightforward personality and didn't like to beat around the bush, so she simply stopped looking for targets and asked directly.

"That, that—" Tang Sanzan hesitated.

At this moment, Tu Shan's beautiful eyes lit up, as if a blind student had discovered the Huadian, and he used Tu Shan's sorcery to lift a marble slab.

As the stone slab was removed, a cellar several meters deep appeared in her sight.

Er Er, without saying a word, Tu Shan Yaya jumped down and entered the cellar.

After Tu Shanya entered, Tang Sanzan also followed...

A few meters underground, in the wine cellar.

Tu Shan Yaya used the magic of lighting to illuminate the inside of the cellar transparently!
I saw more than a dozen ceramic jars placed here, each of which was one meter high and firmly fixed by brackets.

Tu Shan sniffed Yaya's fine nose lightly, and he knew that the pottery jar was full of fine wine!
After reading this, she couldn't wait any longer, and casually opened the wine jar closest to her.

Tu Shan Yaya wants to find out, what kind of fine wine is it?Hidden so tightly by the little monk?

Just when Tu Shan Yaya used the art of fox thoughts to draw the fine wine in the altar, and was about to taste it, Tang Sanzan, who rushed over, stopped him with his magic power:

"Sister Yaya, wait a minute, you can't drink these wines yet!"

"Little monk, you are so stingy, why don't you just drink your wine? I will pay you back for the wine next month..."

Tu Shan Yaya saw that she was about to drink the wine but was stopped abruptly, so it's no wonder she wasn't angry!
When she thought about it: Why don't I just drink you a little wine?It's not that I don't give money!

Tang Sanzan naturally knew that the other party had misunderstood, and then patiently explained:
"Sister Yaya, you have misunderstood my monk. The reason why these wines cannot be drunk is because of the lack of the last process..."

"They are high-grade liquors that have been distilled many times, and they contain various harmful substances such as methanol, formaldehyde, acetaldehyde, and amine nitrite!"

"Ordinary people drink too much, there will be risks such as poisoning and blindness..."

"Although monster races or cultivators don't need to worry about these things, it's always good to be careful."

"Also, if distilled wine is drunk directly without cellaring, its taste will be very bad..."

Tu Shan Yaya felt dizzy after listening to Tang Sanzan's long speech.

However, she still understood some content, such as:
These wines are harmful and not good to drink.

"Young monk, hurry up and think of a way. Anyway, Master Yaya is going to drink today, so I can't come here for nothing!"

Tang Sanzan smiled warmly, showing his white jade-like canine teeth, and said, "How can I let Sister Yaya go home disappointed!"

"Sister Yaya, how about you use the art of fox thoughts to guide you, and this little monk will purify a jar of wine for you with the Dharma?"

Tu Shan Yaya showed a smile instantly, and stretched out two fingers to Tang Sanzan with a smile:

"I want two altars!"

Tang Sanzan did not directly agree, but persuaded:
"Sister Yaya, two jars of wine weigh at least 1000 catties, can the wine gourd on your back hold it?"

Tu Shan Yaya heard the words, patted her chest, and promised confidently:

"Little monk, don't worry, don't talk about two jars of wine, even if you put all the wine here, it won't be enough to fill the magic weapon behind me - the endless wine pot!"

Tang Sanzan knew that her wine gourd could hold it, but he didn't expect it to be so good!
It is unbelievable that a gourd that is more than half a meter high can hold ten thousand catties of wine...

After a long time, Tang Sanzan finished filling the wine for Tu Shan Yaya.

The two left the underground wine cellar, and Tu Shan Yaya was in a very happy mood!
In a moment of joy, she said that she would invite Tang Sanzan to Yaoxinzhai to taste delicious food.

Of course, Tang Sanzan paid for it...

Inside Yaoxin Zhai.

"I want two boxes of Tianxiang Cardamom Cake, a dozen of five-color sticks, and three bags of fox fairy crispy horns..."

"Okay, Miss Yaya, this is for you!"

After (Tu Shan Yaya) got the food and (Tang Sanzan) paid the bill, the two left Yaoxinzhai leisurely.

But just as they walked not far away, they saw a group of silver fox guards holding crescent moon shields and standard long knives running over in a hurry.

"Miss Yaya, there are human cultivators attacking outside the city. Miss Rongrong is on the west wall. Let me invite you to come over and discuss countermeasures!"