Thor is a big fool.

In a short period of time on the earth, I learned what is called correct values ​​from Jane.

Make money at work, spend time with your girlfriend after get off work, and read books with Jane when she is free, and learn knowledge on the earth.

He is simply a three-good young man who emphasizes five things and four beauties.

In the movie, he was able to settle down to accept life on Earth because he was tricked by Loki.

He felt that he had killed his father, and his mother ordered him not to set foot in Asgard again, and he was ashamed.

But now that Qin Xiao told the truth, he really calmed down, no longer impatient and impulsive, these are two completely different concepts.

In contrast, in Asgard for more than 1500 years, it was like living on dogs.

Odin's homeschooling is really...

It is estimated that he himself can't bear to see it anymore, and make a so-called Odin's sleep to make it out of sight, and let you slowly toss it.

He did hide for a while, but Loki took the position of acting king, and Thor's friends from childhood to adulthood couldn't sit still.

Fandral, Vostagg, and Hogan, these three guys who are known as the three warriors of Asgard, plus a nominal fiancée of Thor Thor, the goddess of land and harvest Sif.

The four came to the Rainbow Bridge Temple and found Heimdall.

After the ghost told a self-righteous lie, Heimdall left the guardian sword on the controller of the Rainbow Bridge, and went out blithely.

After letting go of a few people to find Thor on Earth, Heimdall stood on the Rainbow Bridge and sighed.

For him, this is not playing house with children.

Odin, the king's family, how should I put it, it's terrible...

I have to play a play with Rocky in a while.

The so-called upright officials can hardly decide on housework, let alone Odin.

Even known as the wisest person in Asgard, Thor's mother, Queen Frigg.

Faced with the affairs of his own family, he also chose to keep his ears to the outside world, and hid directly in the name of taking care of Odin.

Because Loki sat in the king's position and messed around.

Even when Loki colluded with the Frost Giants, Heimdall turned a blind eye. Fortunately, Loki wanted to lure the snakes out of the hole and wiped out the Frost Giants to prove to Odin that he was the best candidate for the next king.

But having said that, if Loki hadn't directly killed the leader of the Frost Giants with the Eternal Spear, would the father of the gods who lay on the bed claiming to have fallen into Odin's Sleep really be easily killed?

Every time Qin Xiao in his previous life thought of this, he couldn't help shivering.

The two children made troubles in the Nine Kingdoms, and in the end, the two children opened their hearts to each other and cooperated sincerely.

Facing the doomed Ragnarok, he directly used the whole of Asgard to bury Hela, and obtained the escape of the two sons from the curse of Ragnarok.

Let's just say, after the destruction of Asgard, before they met Thanos.

Every move of Thor and Loki is subconsciously influenced by Odin and Frigg.

In the whole of Asgard, apart from these two old foxes, and Heimdall who sees through and doesn't tell the truth, everyone else in Asgard looks like a big fool.

Just as Qin Xiao was thinking of this, a colorful ray of light from the sky far away from the town fell from the whirlwind of dark clouds and landed on the ground outside the town.

In the temporary garrison of SHIELD, all the reconnaissance equipment sounded crazy sirens.

Space detectors assembled thanks to Jane's contribution of research data and scientific instruments detected the formation of a passage between the two spaces.

"In the end what happened?"

Coulson rushed into the room with a constipated face.

"That's the legendary Rainbow Bridge. A few idiots came from Asgard. Oh, no, it's some gods. Let's go and have a look together!"

Qin Xiao didn't know when he appeared behind Coulson.

Also standing next to Asgard's biggest fool, Thor.

Qin Xiao, who knew that Loki's Destroyer would be ushered in soon, didn't let Coulson bring anyone, but the two of them took Thor and three people in a car, and set off towards the outside of the town.

"Looks like your friend wants you back. What do you think, Saul?"

Qin Xiao asked Thor in the car.

"Actually speaking, I may not really be a candidate for a king. I think the problem is too simple. Maybe Loki is more suitable to be a king than me!"

Thor lowered his head and said in a low voice.

"Actually, neither of you is suitable to be a king. One simply doesn't know how to be a king, and the other is purely for sitting on the throne."

Qin Xiao gave the brothers a definition.

"Jane said the same thing. To be honest, I really like elections on Earth. The king relies on everyone to vote, which is better than our family killing each other!"

"Congratulations, Saul, you found a pretty good girlfriend!"

Qin Xiao didn't want to comment on the social system, but Jane did give Sol many valuable and correct opinions during this period.

Not long after the car drove out of the town, I saw four ancient people dressed in medieval clothes.

"Stop, Coulson, that's my friend!"

Thor was quite happy to see the Asgard trio and Sif.

Before the car stopped, he jumped off and gave a few people a big hug.

"Are you sure these are gods from Asgard, they look more like Warrior Princess Xena, Robin Hood. And Jackie Chan, that fat guy looks like a barrel from League of Legends, except he's holding an axe!"
Coulson pointed at a few people outside the car with a strange expression on his face.

"Although I very much disagree with you comparing Jackie Chan with that silly hat outside, it is undeniable that whoever tells me that God is like this, I will give him a slap in the face!"

"By the way, when will you treat your hair, I know a very good depilatory!"

While talking, Qin Xiao suddenly remembered the bet between himself and Coulson.

"I'm sorry, Qin, I shouldn't compare the big star of China to the silly hat outside. I was slippery just now. What I mean is that the stupid hat outside looks like a wretched Japanese ninja. That's right, it's a so-called Japanese ronin warrior or something. Anyway, it's absolutely impossible to be a Chinese."

Coulson has a strong desire to survive. In his life, the antique sports car he regards as his girlfriend is the most important thing, and then his own hair. Captain America's card ranks third.

Qin Xiao sneered, looked at Coulson's hairline and said nothing.

"All right!"

Coulson sighed.

"I have two tickets for cello performances. I paid a lot of money to get them from scalpers. On the 15th of next month, Agent Romanov happens to have no mission that day. She is very interested in these things."

"make a deal!"

Qin Xiao stretched out his right hand.

"Let's go! Get out of the car and listen to what these fools can talk about!"

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