It's reasonable to operate on a ghost without anesthesia
Chapter 4 Medical Expenses
Luo Ping cut off the blackmailer's kidney completely.
After thinking about it, as a doctor, how can you not be honest?
So, I cut off a bit of minced meat with a scalpel and threw it back.
As the new kidney was put into the obese alcoholic's waist, the obese alcoholic who woke up again finally had a long-lost blush on his face.
"I... I'm not dead?"
The mentality of the obese alcoholic at this moment is completely different from before.
When I first entered the clinic and came back to the clinic, I tried to find a doctor to cure infertility by coercing and luring.
But now I just want to live.
What's wrong with living?
Things like children don't have to be!
"Don't worry, the operation was very successful."
A professional and sunny smile appeared on Luo Ping's face again.
In the eyes of the fat alcoholic, this smile is more terrifying than the washboard in his wife's hands.
"By the way, how about your self-healing ability?"
Luo Ping just took a look at the clinic and was sure that this crappy clinic didn't even have needles and threads for sutures.
Fortunately, the fat alcoholic was also very cooperative, waving his hands again and again.
"I'm super self-healing! Can I go now?"
The fat alcoholic said with fear on his face, afraid that the doctor would come up with a sewing machine and sew it up for himself on the spot!
Immediately align the waist incision and allow the wound to heal.
To heal normally, an obese alcoholic may take two or three hours.
But if you speed up the consumption of your own Yin Qi, you can completely heal within ten minutes.
As for the fat alcoholic, it took less than half a minute to consume Yin Qi crazily, and the wound was completely healed.
He couldn't stay in this clinic for a minute!
The blackmailer lying on the operating table looked at Luo Ping blankly.
"Doctor, why do I feel like my body is being hollowed out?"
Luo Ping immediately comforted: "That's right!"
Blackmailer:? ? ?
"This shows that the root of the disease has been eliminated!"
"I think you can heal yourself, so I won't stitch you up."
As he spoke, Luo Ping walked behind the desk, sat on a chair, and waved to the two ghosts whose faces were written all over.
"The two operations have been completed, now let's settle the medical expenses."
The fat alcoholic looked at Luo Ping with a blank expression.
"Doctor, didn't I give you all the liver? Didn't I say yes, the liver is the medical expenses for infertility?"
The obese alcoholic doesn't understand why he has to pay medical bills.
Luo Ping replied with a smile on his face: "The liver is the medical fee for the kidney transplant. But..."
"You haven't paid the medical expenses for removing the liver yet!"
Fat Drunk: …
"And... you have been drinking heavily all year round, look at your alcoholic liver, it is as crystal clear as jade!"
"Removing your liver now is also to make you stop drinking, so as not to affect the kidneys and delay having children. Do you understand?"
Fat alcoholics don't understand.
But thinking of this seemingly smiling doctor who is actually ruthless, the obese alcoholic thinks that the more he slips away, the better.
"Doctor, I don't have any valuables on me, but I have a gadget. Do you think it can cover the medical expenses?"
As the fat alcoholic said, he took out a small bag from his body, took out a small bottle from the small bag, and poured out a crystal clear eyeball emitting a cold air from the small bottle.
"This icy eyeball can be used to make wine, it can make the wine cool instantly, refreshing the soul!"
[Organ: Eye of Frost]
【Quality: top grade】
[Introduction: The eyeballs of a certain ghost from an extremely cold place can emit cold air independently, but because they have been soaked in wine for too long, they have been heavily polluted by alcohol. Just a lick may make an ordinary ghost drunk. 】
The moment he saw the introduction, Luo Ping's eyes lit up!
My own clinic has just opened, and a lot of waste is waiting to be done.
At this time, there happened to be an eyeball that could make Li Gui drunk, and it happened to be used as an anesthetic!
good stuff!
Luo Ping immediately accepted Frost Eyes.
"Your medical fee has been received, welcome to visit next time!"
While saying this, Luo Ping stood up and bowed slightly to the fat alcoholic.
Welcome next time?
It seems that there is nothing wrong with my own clinic applauding me to come again.
After the fat drunkard hurriedly pushed the door away, the blackmailer walked over tremblingly.
"Doctor. I...I have no money..."
Luo Ping believed this.
As long as he can have something, he will not go to his clinic to blackmail him.
"Look... can I owe my medical expenses first... I will definitely send them over later! I will definitely!"
Luo Ping doesn't care about the amount of medical expenses, but if he doesn't pay back, his mission reward will be halved!
The previous accumulation is very important for Luo Ping who wants to survive in the weird world!
But after all, I am a doctor.
The hearts of doctors and parents.
It's not good to embarrass the other party too much.
"It's okay to have no money..."
Hearing this, the blackmailer heaved a sigh of relief, and thought to himself: This doctor...isn't too vicious.
"Or it's on you, and put something on it."
Hearing this, the blackmailer was so frightened that the wound almost burst open again.
"Doctor, I was wrong... I was really wrong..."
"I... I... I'm just a poor man, and I have a stupid brother to raise..."
"You don't know, my family was poor when I was alive, and I had no choice but to come out to touch porcelain..."
"My younger brother has been stupid since he was a child, and in order to take care of the family, he also imitated me to touch porcelain..."
"As a result, I taught him to touch an expensive car when it was just starting. Who would have thought that when he touched the high-speed rail, he would just..."
Luo Ping didn't expect that there were people in Pengci who were so knowledgeable, and found a high-speed train worth hundreds of millions to go to Pengci.
"So, you died to save your brother?"
The blackmailer shook his head.
"I didn't know it was my younger brother at first, and I was still gloating. I accidentally fell off the platform while laughing, and then..."
"Our brothers are all poor ghosts, we really have no money!"
Live it!
The sympathy that originally arose in Luo Ping's heart disappeared instantly.
At this time, the blackmailer repeatedly groped for himself, and suddenly felt something.
"Doctor! I remembered, I still have this thing."
As he spoke, the blackmailer took out a dagger from his pocket.
"What's wrong!? Are you still going to the doctor?"
Luo Ping remembered that he could defeat this blackmailer.
Especially when the other party lost two kidneys, I am even less afraid!
How could the blackmailer dare to attack Luo Ping, he was so frightened that he threw the dagger on the desk and explained tremblingly.
"I picked up this dagger from the construction site in the east...um..."
"Sharp and strong!"
"Really! It's so fast to cut the wallet! It can be cut open in one go!"
"It doesn't take much effort to pick the lock, just lightly..."
"Ahem... I'm just making an analogy, I've never done anything like stealing..."
Luo Ping ignored the blackmailer's words and glanced at the dagger on the table.
【Weapon: Subblade】
【Quality: Boutique】
[Introduction: It used to be a murder weapon contaminated with countless ghosts and ghosts. Although it has been used to steal chickens and dogs recently, it does not affect its power at all. 】
It just so happens that I don't have a scalpel, and I can't always rely on a chainsaw to operate on patients.
"This is barely your medical expenses."
"Thank you doctor! Then I'll go!"
Before he finished his blackmail nonsense, he rushed to the door of the clinic, opened the door, and disappeared into the street in an instant like the taillights of a car on Qiu Mingshan.
I just charge a medical fee. It depends on one or two of you. As for this?
Hey--
It seems that whether in the real world or in the weird world, the doctor-patient relationship is too difficult!
After thinking about it, as a doctor, how can you not be honest?
So, I cut off a bit of minced meat with a scalpel and threw it back.
As the new kidney was put into the obese alcoholic's waist, the obese alcoholic who woke up again finally had a long-lost blush on his face.
"I... I'm not dead?"
The mentality of the obese alcoholic at this moment is completely different from before.
When I first entered the clinic and came back to the clinic, I tried to find a doctor to cure infertility by coercing and luring.
But now I just want to live.
What's wrong with living?
Things like children don't have to be!
"Don't worry, the operation was very successful."
A professional and sunny smile appeared on Luo Ping's face again.
In the eyes of the fat alcoholic, this smile is more terrifying than the washboard in his wife's hands.
"By the way, how about your self-healing ability?"
Luo Ping just took a look at the clinic and was sure that this crappy clinic didn't even have needles and threads for sutures.
Fortunately, the fat alcoholic was also very cooperative, waving his hands again and again.
"I'm super self-healing! Can I go now?"
The fat alcoholic said with fear on his face, afraid that the doctor would come up with a sewing machine and sew it up for himself on the spot!
Immediately align the waist incision and allow the wound to heal.
To heal normally, an obese alcoholic may take two or three hours.
But if you speed up the consumption of your own Yin Qi, you can completely heal within ten minutes.
As for the fat alcoholic, it took less than half a minute to consume Yin Qi crazily, and the wound was completely healed.
He couldn't stay in this clinic for a minute!
The blackmailer lying on the operating table looked at Luo Ping blankly.
"Doctor, why do I feel like my body is being hollowed out?"
Luo Ping immediately comforted: "That's right!"
Blackmailer:? ? ?
"This shows that the root of the disease has been eliminated!"
"I think you can heal yourself, so I won't stitch you up."
As he spoke, Luo Ping walked behind the desk, sat on a chair, and waved to the two ghosts whose faces were written all over.
"The two operations have been completed, now let's settle the medical expenses."
The fat alcoholic looked at Luo Ping with a blank expression.
"Doctor, didn't I give you all the liver? Didn't I say yes, the liver is the medical expenses for infertility?"
The obese alcoholic doesn't understand why he has to pay medical bills.
Luo Ping replied with a smile on his face: "The liver is the medical fee for the kidney transplant. But..."
"You haven't paid the medical expenses for removing the liver yet!"
Fat Drunk: …
"And... you have been drinking heavily all year round, look at your alcoholic liver, it is as crystal clear as jade!"
"Removing your liver now is also to make you stop drinking, so as not to affect the kidneys and delay having children. Do you understand?"
Fat alcoholics don't understand.
But thinking of this seemingly smiling doctor who is actually ruthless, the obese alcoholic thinks that the more he slips away, the better.
"Doctor, I don't have any valuables on me, but I have a gadget. Do you think it can cover the medical expenses?"
As the fat alcoholic said, he took out a small bag from his body, took out a small bottle from the small bag, and poured out a crystal clear eyeball emitting a cold air from the small bottle.
"This icy eyeball can be used to make wine, it can make the wine cool instantly, refreshing the soul!"
[Organ: Eye of Frost]
【Quality: top grade】
[Introduction: The eyeballs of a certain ghost from an extremely cold place can emit cold air independently, but because they have been soaked in wine for too long, they have been heavily polluted by alcohol. Just a lick may make an ordinary ghost drunk. 】
The moment he saw the introduction, Luo Ping's eyes lit up!
My own clinic has just opened, and a lot of waste is waiting to be done.
At this time, there happened to be an eyeball that could make Li Gui drunk, and it happened to be used as an anesthetic!
good stuff!
Luo Ping immediately accepted Frost Eyes.
"Your medical fee has been received, welcome to visit next time!"
While saying this, Luo Ping stood up and bowed slightly to the fat alcoholic.
Welcome next time?
It seems that there is nothing wrong with my own clinic applauding me to come again.
After the fat drunkard hurriedly pushed the door away, the blackmailer walked over tremblingly.
"Doctor. I...I have no money..."
Luo Ping believed this.
As long as he can have something, he will not go to his clinic to blackmail him.
"Look... can I owe my medical expenses first... I will definitely send them over later! I will definitely!"
Luo Ping doesn't care about the amount of medical expenses, but if he doesn't pay back, his mission reward will be halved!
The previous accumulation is very important for Luo Ping who wants to survive in the weird world!
But after all, I am a doctor.
The hearts of doctors and parents.
It's not good to embarrass the other party too much.
"It's okay to have no money..."
Hearing this, the blackmailer heaved a sigh of relief, and thought to himself: This doctor...isn't too vicious.
"Or it's on you, and put something on it."
Hearing this, the blackmailer was so frightened that the wound almost burst open again.
"Doctor, I was wrong... I was really wrong..."
"I... I... I'm just a poor man, and I have a stupid brother to raise..."
"You don't know, my family was poor when I was alive, and I had no choice but to come out to touch porcelain..."
"My younger brother has been stupid since he was a child, and in order to take care of the family, he also imitated me to touch porcelain..."
"As a result, I taught him to touch an expensive car when it was just starting. Who would have thought that when he touched the high-speed rail, he would just..."
Luo Ping didn't expect that there were people in Pengci who were so knowledgeable, and found a high-speed train worth hundreds of millions to go to Pengci.
"So, you died to save your brother?"
The blackmailer shook his head.
"I didn't know it was my younger brother at first, and I was still gloating. I accidentally fell off the platform while laughing, and then..."
"Our brothers are all poor ghosts, we really have no money!"
Live it!
The sympathy that originally arose in Luo Ping's heart disappeared instantly.
At this time, the blackmailer repeatedly groped for himself, and suddenly felt something.
"Doctor! I remembered, I still have this thing."
As he spoke, the blackmailer took out a dagger from his pocket.
"What's wrong!? Are you still going to the doctor?"
Luo Ping remembered that he could defeat this blackmailer.
Especially when the other party lost two kidneys, I am even less afraid!
How could the blackmailer dare to attack Luo Ping, he was so frightened that he threw the dagger on the desk and explained tremblingly.
"I picked up this dagger from the construction site in the east...um..."
"Sharp and strong!"
"Really! It's so fast to cut the wallet! It can be cut open in one go!"
"It doesn't take much effort to pick the lock, just lightly..."
"Ahem... I'm just making an analogy, I've never done anything like stealing..."
Luo Ping ignored the blackmailer's words and glanced at the dagger on the table.
【Weapon: Subblade】
【Quality: Boutique】
[Introduction: It used to be a murder weapon contaminated with countless ghosts and ghosts. Although it has been used to steal chickens and dogs recently, it does not affect its power at all. 】
It just so happens that I don't have a scalpel, and I can't always rely on a chainsaw to operate on patients.
"This is barely your medical expenses."
"Thank you doctor! Then I'll go!"
Before he finished his blackmail nonsense, he rushed to the door of the clinic, opened the door, and disappeared into the street in an instant like the taillights of a car on Qiu Mingshan.
I just charge a medical fee. It depends on one or two of you. As for this?
Hey--
It seems that whether in the real world or in the weird world, the doctor-patient relationship is too difficult!
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