Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Oh, Mr. Ethan, everyone knows you here. You are a hero who is looking for his daughter. Let me introduce myself. I am a duke, but I prefer to be called a businessman."

Da Mahou raised his eyebrows, and he guessed correctly, the other party was really a businessman.

"With me, you can buy everything, weapons, ammunition, medicine, as long as you think of it, I can provide it."

"Can I buy my daughter Rose?" Da Mahou asked directly.

Isn't this a store similar to other games.

The businessman paused for a moment, as if he didn't know how to answer, and responded after a while: "That's a price you can't afford."

Good guy!
Sure enough, it is an old fritters, if you can't get it, you can't afford it.

Click the store in the interface, and the monkey bought a little ammunition and a shotgun.

By the way, I sold some useless items I picked up in my backpack.

Picking up the shotgun, Da Ma Hou looked around.

Hey, what's going on?How did I come to the gate of the castle?

Looking at the big baby in his hand, Da Ma Hou felt that he was doing well again.

He picked up the shotgun and rushed in directly from the door.

snort!
Those guys must have thought they were dead, so they just took advantage of their unpreparedness and played a game called "One shot, one kid" for them.

……

When I entered the castle, there was no one there, but the overall layout was luxurious.

Came to the second floor and was about to open a room.

"Boom boom boom!"

The sound of footsteps suddenly came from the ear of the big horse monkey...well, it was the sound of high heels.

Wait... Could it be her?
The big horse monkey couldn't help sticking out its tongue and licking the corner of its mouth. It seemed that this action was done too much today, so it quickly retracted its tongue.

"Old irons, let me show you something good!"

The big horse monkey hurriedly searched for the sound and approached, seeing the scene at night, its eyes lit up immediately.

It was she, countess.

I have to say that this big ocean horse is really big, and the door is even taller.

The big horse monkey measured it with his hand, um...it should be about eight feet.

The countess seemed to be going to get something, she bent over and entered the room on the left, and the plump peach* was directly exposed in front of the big horse monkey.

The big horse monkey just saw this scene, and his nosebleed almost spewed out.

"Brothers, this half of the pp is bigger than my head. Ye Shen really understands men, and he designed this part so realistically."

The fans in the live broadcast room were also screaming.

"Brother Monkey, my sister-in-law is here to make rounds!"

"Brother Monkey, don't listen to her, get closer, what can you see from such a distance?"

"This texture, this shape, is really rare in a century!"

"What are you talking about upstairs? This countess looks more than a hundred years old, and she is always a bit old, but if it is well maintained, it should still be usable."

"Brother Monkey, come closer, I, Rocket, will give you one right away."

"I'll arrange one too!"

"I'm going to play the game, I'm going to use VR to play this."

"Upstairs, you're still awesome, I wonder if you can add me? Hehehe (ω)."

"Brother Monkey's character design has completely collapsed. Women in this live broadcast are not suitable for watching, and children are not suitable for watching."

"..."

Seeing the non-stop booing from the fans, Da Ma Hou couldn't hold back his restless heart.

"Brothers, then I will give you a live broadcast."

Putting away the shotgun, he took out the golden mysterious item, the fly swatter, from his crotch.

Just as he was about to stick out his tongue, he immediately retracted it.

"Brothers, I'm on it. Today, brother monkey, I will use my life to experiment with you."

After the countess entered the room, she rushed over.

"Crack!"

Holding the golden fly swatter in his right hand, and stretching out his left hand to unscrew the doorknob, the big horse monkey couldn't wait.

Push the door open.

Huh?
It turned out not to be a room, but a hall. At this moment, the Countess was stepping on the steps to go up to the second floor.

"Damn, old irons, I really don't understand the layout of the castle. Is this the life of the so-called rich? Nima, if I live alone in the castle, I'm afraid I'll be scared to death. .”

The big horse monkey looked around, and there were no other creatures except the countess.

"Guru~"

Swallowing his saliva, the big horse monkey plucked up the courage to follow.

Anyway, if you can't be Liu Xiahui, that's right!
As it got closer to the countess, the big horse monkey slowly held its breath.

A cheongsam really set off the countess's figure at a glance, but the height ratio between himself and the countess was a bit inconsistent.

The position of the mouth is only up to the Countess' PP.

Just as he was about to approach the countess, the other party stopped and turned around.

"It's you!"

The big horse monkey didn't stop what he was doing and picked up the fly swatter.

"Snapped!"

Unceremoniously waving at the countess' pip.

A crisp applause exploded in the castle, and a bloodstain appeared on the Countess's chin.

The countess was immediately angry, and her wolverine-like claws directly pierced the black gloves.

"Shh!"

With a wave, a bloodstain appeared on the interface.

The big horse monkey staggered and flew forward.

"Damn! This bitch is quite tempered, she needs to be trained and trained."

A group of LSPs in the live broadcast room became even more excited.

"The needle doesn't poke! Brother Monkey directly takes the blood!"

"This kind of temperamental girl is like a fierce horse, and it can be tamed after a few more rides."

"Hahaha... It doesn't hurt much, but it's extremely insulting."

"Damn it! I almost laughed out loud, I'll give Brother Monkey 100 points for this operation."

"This is the idiot's perspective, wow... this voice must feel very good."

"I can only talk about the connotation directly. I feel that I will not get tired of playing this scene for a day."

"..."

Brother Monkey pouted while walking snakeskin: "What do you know, I call it performance art!"

"Despicable foreigner!" The madam roared from behind, and walked towards the big horse monkey with graceful steps.

"Brothers, a woman is a woman. I've treated you lightly, but you still maintain your demeanor... After a while, Brother Monkey made her unable to laugh, and directly made her explode with excitement."

Rushing into a room, the Countess followed behind.

Taking advantage of the terrain, the big horse monkey kept running around the sofa.

Find an opportunity to face the countess' pp.

"Snapped!"

He slapped again.

The big horse monkey smacked its mouth twice, with some unfinished thoughts, this sound is really addictive.

I have to say that this fly swatter is really useful, um... Ye Shen designed this thing, it must be for this purpose.

As a man, Ye Shen must also be an LSP!

The beating was not enough, Da Ma Hou also said to the live broadcast room: "Brothers, is it exciting? Does it sound good?"