Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

Dumb girl looked at the computer interface in a daze, not knowing what to do for a while.

Watching the plane fly farther and farther, his teammates have already landed towards the airport, leaving him alone.

This game is so unfriendly.

In this case, it is better than single row.

What about 4v4?
This time there is a high probability that it will be 1v4.

"that……"

Wei Shen: "Huh?"

"Brother Wei, I want to ask, how to skydive?"

Wei Shen: "Upper left corner."

Dumb girl watched for a long time, and found the skydive button again.

"Brother Wei, wait for me, I will definitely come to you."

Wei Shen looked at the small map, and the two people happened to be at the two extremes of the island.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he forcibly held back the words in his mouth, and finally only spit out a few words: "Okay, I'll wait for you."

Heartfelt.

This woman, 99% will die on the way.

Turning his head, Wei Shen began to direct his two teammates: "Search these two buildings and occupy the highest room."

Xiao Hai: "Got it!"

Xiaojue: "Brother Wei, I'm lucky, I only have an 8x mirror when I land."

Wei Shen: m(_ _)m
……

the other side.

"Old irons, I'm the only one left now. If I just float in the air, I will definitely not be able to reunite with my teammates. Where do you think I should go?"

"Old woman, just look at the small map, where there are more people go."

"I think the city is good, and there are more resources."

"Really, my sister, let's go to M City, and then give Wei Shen and the others a surprise."

"The old woman is like a stray dog, lonely and helpless, eating garbage alone in the wild."

"It's so miserable, homeless sister, come to my brother's arms."

"Old woman, you are flying in the wrong direction, are you also going to the jungle?"

"This high-altitude "driving skill" is not good, and you can see that you don't have a driver's license."

"..."

Du Meier glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and pouted.

"Hmph, you guys know nothing! This old lady is a tactic."

"Do you know what it means to encircle a city from the countryside? Do you know what it means to endure and develop? Do you know what it means to "eat chicken as king"?"

While talking, Daimeier drifted towards the edge of the island.

When she first landed, she looked at the small map. This side has the fewest houses and is the most suitable for her style of play.

Just by myself, go to M City or other places where there are resources when you look at the name on the small map, isn't that a gift?

This is called judging the situation.

"Good guy, old woman, you actually say the word "gou" so fresh and refined, I admire you."

"I've learned it, and it's useless... If I play this game in the future, I will do the same. If anyone talks about me, I will use this theory of the old woman."

"Sister, you can't do this, it violates the spirit of this game, don't be cowardly, just do it!"

"..."

Dumb girl got up while landing.

From time to time, I still look around, and if someone is there, I will immediately turn around.

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird is saying early morning, why are you carrying a pack of dynamite on your back?"

"I went to bomb the school. The teacher didn't know it. It was set on fire (the third liao sound). Run quickly. There was a bang and the school disappeared."

While humming the adapted version of the school song, he landed slowly.

"Wow, the picture quality is amazing. Probably, as a person from the central region, this girl has hardly seen the sea... Hehe, I can already feel the smell of the sea."

Everyone burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.

"Old woman, haven't you ever seen the sea? How do you know the taste of the sea?"

"Have you forgotten? She is an old driver, she still knows the smell of the sea."

"This broken road man drives?"

"..."

Dai Meier looked around, and there were three small houses not far from the small map.

The surrounding area is uninhabited and absolutely safe.

"Then let's go directly to the house to have a look. Equipment and props should only be in the house, right?"

Dai Meier controls her female character to trot all the way, jumping non-stop, like a child who hears the bell ringing to leave school.

Soon, a small wooden house appeared in front of Dumeier's eyes.

"Squeak... ah!"

With the opening of the door, Daimei'er's eyes lit up with stars.

"A lot of equipment."

First-level body armor, first-level helmet, first-level backpack, an m16a4, a few bullets, a flashbang, a bundle of bandages, and a pan.

"Old irons, this girl is lucky, she can pretend to be a magician in one room."

Looking at the m16a4 in her hand, Du Meier couldn't help but press the mouse.

"Da da da……"

A shuttle of bullets hit the wooden wall directly, and bullet holes appeared one after another.

"Cool! This is the game women should play."

Netizens: Are you sure it's a game for girls?
After searching these rooms, Duanmeier felt safe when she saw that the equipment was fully equipped.

"Brothers, I'm going to join Wei Ge!"

All netizens.

"Old woman, what are you doing? Didn't you say you were going to meet up?"

Dumb Girl: "That's right, am I leaving?"

"You call that walking, you call that climbing, okay?"

"I reckon they can only meet in the finals, and according to this old woman's way of playing, it is really possible to sneak into the finals."

In the picture, for safety's sake, Dai Meier lay down directly on the grass.

Crawling forward all the way, singing in his mouth: "Let's meow together, meow meow meow together, act coquettishly in front of you, ouch meow meow meow, my heart is pounding, I'm infatuated with you Smile, if you don’t say you love me, I’ll meow meow..."

This brainwashing Divine Comedy attracted a lot of fans in an instant.

"Old woman, this is the 25 teams of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, only one team survived, the relationship is good, you are on vacation, and you are here singing meow like meow?"

"Hey, I don't expect this woman to be able to eat chicken anymore. A gunfight game was played by her as peek-a-boo. I am also a Buddha."

"Damn it, Wei Shen's side is already fighting."

"Really? I'll go and see, the old woman looks like there will be no fighting for at least 10 minutes."

"Old woman, see you in 10 minutes!"

"..."

"Hey, you guys have to chat with me, don't leave me here alone."

Seeing that the number of people on the live broadcast has decreased by [-], Dai Meier couldn't help but open her arms to stay.

It's just that the mouth says so, the body.Still honest.

on the screen.

A woman crawled slowly in the grass. In order to prevent herself from being exposed, she would find a tree to rest from time to time.

If there is a road or no grass in the middle, Dumeier will choose to crawl around.

The shameless reputation is: This is the exclusive gameplay of Dumb Girl.

"You don't understand, there is no pressure to play games like me, you see, I can still eat melon seeds, and I can also have a bottle of Fat House Happy Water."

"Oh, you don't understand the adult world."

"That's life."

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