Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

Oh, I believe you ghost.

There is a cliff, how can there be no danger ahead.

Looking at the gentle reminder on the screen, Dumei'er felt very contemptuous in her heart.

The villain kept walking forward.

"Guys, do you have any good advice?"

Although Du Meier thinks that she has a very big brain, after all, there are thousands of netizens, and the idea of ​​one more person is one more way.

"Sister, just go down and have a look."

"See if the stone can move, and block it directly in front of the villain."

"No thoughts!"

"This game, we can't think according to common sense, and think more about the seemingly inconspicuous details."

"Brother upstairs, I will give in to you. I feel like you have said everything, but also feel that you haven't said anything. People like you are very suitable for leadership."

"..."

While the audience in the live broadcast room was still discussing, the villain came directly to the edge of the cliff and stepped out.

Shi Xiaokeng: "If you love me, save me!"

Again.

Dameier began to try one by one according to the tips of the netizens in the live broadcast room.

Stones cannot move.

Clicking on the villain has no effect.

Boom!
The villain fell into a meat sauce again.

Looking at the interface, Dumeier suddenly had an idea, and clicked again to start the game.

snort!
According to the previous game experience, if you don't make a fuss about villains and other roads.

There is only one possibility!
It is a reminder that there is a problem.

Sure enough, after Dameier clicked on the five words "no danger ahead".

Among them, the word "no" suddenly and slowly disappeared, and became four words: danger ahead.

The villain stopped at the edge of the cliff, then raised his head to look at it, and turned back directly.

Shi Xiaokeng: Hehehe (ω)hiahiahia, this little trick can't possibly fool me.

Dumb girl was instantly confident.

"Take it easy, brothers, I'll ask you if I'm good or not!"

"This game is not difficult, it's just a casual game. If you don't believe me, I'll show you two more levels."

Dai Meier immediately boasted, and continued the game again.

A new level.

In the interface, a villain appears in a cave, a total of six caves.

Du Meier rolled up her sleeves: "This is simple, isn't it just whack-a-mole, but...it must not be a normal whack-a-mole."

Soon, the villain began to jump in the hole non-stop. With a curious heart, Du Meier kept clicking on the villain with the mouse.

"I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it again, I'm in it again...why isn't it over, when will it end?"

"Forget it, I won't fight anymore, what can you do to me?"

Then, water came out of the hole and drowned the villain directly.

Shi Xiaokeng: "Ah, you are too much, how can you flood me with water, you bastard."

This~~ Did I offend you?
Do you want to do this!
Ahhh! ! !
Let me just say, it's not that simple!
Dumb girl began to complain crazily.

"Hhh, old woman, what did you say? Didn't you say it was so simple?"

"Is the slap in the face so sudden?"

"I think... I don't know how to pass this level!"

"Upstairs, you said a fart again, I remember you, you are the one who said a lot but didn't say anything before."

"Not yet, maybe your speed is not fast enough, you need to be fast and strong! Hehehe (ω) hiahiahia."

"..."

"What's the rush, what's the rush, this is just the first time." Dai Meier started the game again.

Start the game again.

This time, Daimeier began to observe the game interface while clicking on the villain.

Trees are useless!

House, useless!
Stone.

Hey, this stone can be moved here.

As if she had discovered a new world, Dameier began to click on the stones frantically. After a while, except for the villain, the other five holes were blocked.

However, it failed again.

Shi Xiaokeng: "You idiot, everything is blocked, give me a way out!"

Dumb girl: |ω｀)
But Du Meier suddenly thought, since there is a way to survive, I will give you one in a while.

The next time, Daimeier directly blocked the four holes and then did not move.

As a result, he was drowned again.

"Ahhh~~~"

"Bang bang bang~~~"

Dumb girl frantically tapped the desktop with the mouse, what a foolish game.

Not even four holes, not even five holes, what else can we do.

Next.

A hole, no.

Two holes, no.

Three holes, no.

"Huh~~ Brothers, I suddenly don't want to play anymore."

"Don't worry, old woman, this game is quite interesting, and it's very interesting to see you making embarrassments."

"Old woman, I know how to pass it. When you block the five holes, just tap the villain again, because you have not tried this kind of process."

"What the upstairs said makes sense, sister, hurry up and try."

"..."

"Really?" Dai Meier whispered softly: "Then I will try one last time."

Plug the five holes and tap the villain.

Shi Xiaokeng: "I finally caught you!"

ha? (dish)
Dai Meier was even more annoyed, it turned out that she was only one step away from passing the test.

When you blocked the five holes for the first time, as long as you tap the villain again, wouldn't it pass? ,

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and Dameier clicked on the next level again.

The interface that pops up has a very strange style of painting, and it is a ring.

On the ring, a strong man and Shi Xiaokeng are preparing for a boxing match.

No, it's a contest to recruit relatives.

Looking at the thin Shi Xiaokeng, Du Meier pursed the corners of her lips: "Too thin, and you still want to win? Men, you should be stronger."

"Old woman, it turns out that you like the style of the patriarch."

"How many shapes, 36d?"

"Don't ask too much, old lady, you're right."

"After a little practice, she will be bigger than hers. I am afraid that my sister will feel inferior, so I simply don't exercise."

"..."

Da Meier was not happy at all: "You know what a fart, proper exercise is the most attractive to the opposite sex, excessive exercise, you can experience it yourself."

After saying this, Du Meier stopped talking to this group of lsps, and she didn't want to "drive" today.

Turning to look at the computer interface again.

As soon as Dumb Girl clicked on Shi Xiaokeng, the muscular man walked over.

duang!

With one punch, just one punch, Shi Xiaokeng fell directly to the ground, unable to fight back.

Shi Xiaokeng: "Ahhh, I was KO'd with one punch!"

Dumb Girl: (`Δ)!
Are these two on the same level?
Started the game again, dotted Shi Xiaokeng's body for a while, looking forward to whether Shi Xiaokeng would show his skills in battle, just like the dynamic light wave.

Suddenly, I don't know which part of Shi Xiaokeng's body Dameier clicked on.

Shi Xiaokeng actually raised his eyebrows, released his electric eyes, and a heart floated out, landing directly on the muscular man.

The muscular man first had a question mark on his face, and then love appeared in his eyes.

There seems to be a red thread of happiness drawn by someone between the two men.

The two slowly approached and fell in love!

Dumb Girl: Vomit!

This Nima can do it!From these three perspectives, God Ye probably likes men, but he just uses women as a cover on purpose.

Shi Xiaokeng: "All homosexuals come to fall in love, talking about the world is full of love!"

Dai Meier said quietly to the live broadcast room: "Now you know why I said you can't exercise too much."

A group of fans in the live broadcast room also vomited, and some looked at the roommates who were exercising, and put on their tops silently.

Dumb girl smiled, and started the next game.

"Fuck!"

The dumb girl let out an exclamation.

"Nimma, why did you change from being a human being to a game in the underworld all of a sudden?"