Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

After being yelled at by his own woman, Da Mahou's irritable mood instantly calmed down.

Looking at the white paper and red letters pasted in front of the computer: Don't be impulsive!

The big horse monkey breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he held back and didn't drop the computer, otherwise it would be a big loss.

snort!Draw a circle and curse this designer!
There was another barrage frenzy in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Monkey, don't be impulsive!"

"Brother Monkey, don't be impulsive. It's okay to get hurt, but the computer is important."

"Brother Hou live-streamed the return to his ancestors, the first day he became an ape-man."

"..."

Turning his gaze back to the computer screen, Da Mahou began to look for a piece of function to repair the house.

Sure enough, there is a wrench symbol in the lower right corner.

Move the mouse over the wrench.

[The house is damaged by 10%, can it be repaired with one click? Yes or no? 】

The big horse monkey was about to click Yes when he suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Since others come to demolish your own home, why can't you demolish other people's homes?

Also, there is no time to build any defensive measures with our own resources, so why bother to build them?Anyway, if it is repaired, it will be destroyed again.

The big horse monkey raised his eyebrows, and suddenly thought of how he was when he played the mini-game [If you are a man, you will go down a hundred floors] for the first time.

It's better to be alone than to be happy alone, and you can also reproduce the gameplay of the player in "The God of Wealth Comes".

All of a sudden, Dama Monkey seemed to have found the correct way to play the game.

If possible, the big horse monkey even wanted to occupy the magpie's nest, but he didn't know if the game system allowed it.

Thinking of this, the corners of Da Ma Hou's mouth slightly turned up, and he turned his gaze back to the live broadcast room: "Old irons, we won't build a castle today, let's go to something more exciting, and Brother Hou will show you the monkey pose today." House demolition, let me tell you, this game should be demolished in the early stage, I just took a look, and the party who demolishes the house can get 10% of the resources."

"But Brother Monkey, do you know where other people's homes are?" A question was raised in the live broadcast room.

Oh yes!

Where are the other people's homes?
The big horse monkey controls the protagonist of the game to look around, and there are trees everywhere.

sniffed.

"I think that since other people can find my home, it means that there must be other players' territories not far away. Let's just walk in one direction."

It has to be said that the long-term game evaluation has brought a lot of experience to Dama Monkey, and it will soon be able to adapt to the gameplay of the new game.

To a certain extent, Da Ma Hou can become the head anchor of Changyou platform game evaluation category, firstly because his live broadcast content is lively and interesting, and secondly because he is indeed a smart person with a special twist in his head. fast.

Apart from anything else, the big horse monkey controls the protagonist of the game to go straight in any direction.

On the way, looking at the leaves piled up in blocks, the big horse monkey couldn't help expressing emotion. Although this is a pixel game, the light and shadow and the environment are particularly harmonious. Looking at the overall scene, the degree of realism is higher than that of ordinary games. It's not the 01:30 points that are high on pixel games.

(After all, MC is also the pinnacle work of Ye Ling's pixel game in the world before his rebirth, and it is indeed much higher than another similar game in terms of image quality and gameplay.)
After 5 minutes of non-stop jumping.

"Old irons, just say that Brother Hou is awesome or not!" Da Mahou shouted excitedly looking at a wooden two-story building in front of him.

It turned out that I guessed it right, there were actually other players' territories near each player's territory.

"Old irons, you see, this house is not as good as the "warm" house I built. I still have a stone house, but this one is much simpler, and it is just a wooden building. Next, Brother Monkey will give the old irons a call. Sample."

Looking at the wooden building in front of him, the big horse monkey's eyes glowed green and its fangs were exposed.

"Little cutie, brother monkey is here to patronize you."

Boom boom boom!
The big horse monkey walked towards the wooden building with steps that no relatives recognized.

Um?a wooden door.

How could this stop the heroic and handsome monkey brother, look at me!
"Duang! Duang! Duang..."

After a burst of high-intensity output, the wooden door no longer existed.

Looking at the extra wood resources in the backpack, Damahou became even more excited: "Old irons, Jimei, you can get resources by demolishing houses. I have already thought of a name for a demolition brigade in the future. Let's call it [Huaguoshan] or [Havoc in Heaven]."

Netizens: (⁄"⁄) The co-author is the grandson of Monkey Monkey.

Deng Deng Deng!
The big horse monkey rushed directly to the first floor, and the owner of this wooden building was standing on the first floor in a daze. He could vaguely see four small characters on the top of the opponent's head: House of Little Hammer.

Small hammer?

Da Ma Hou frowned, always felt that he had seen this name somewhere, but couldn't remember it for a while.

This feeling made the monkey extremely uncomfortable, just like the feeling that it was almost dirty when pooping.

Shaked his head.

No matter who he is!Just slap him to death.

Thinking of his home being ransacked, Da Ma Hou became angry, wishing to torture the villain in front of him with the 36th Manchu Qing Dynasty.

Thinking of this, Da Mahou rushed over with the stone manuscript.

"Fog grass!"

"thump!"

Before the stone manuscript could swing the hammer, a hole appeared in the sole of the foot, and the big horse monkey fell straight down.

The bottom is fiery red, and magma is rolling.

【Game over! 】

This... what's going on here?

The big horse monkey is a little skeptical about life, has he fallen into a trap?

There is still someone digging a magma trap in his own home. Does this player have a hole in his head?

What's even more disgusting is that he was so stupid that he didn't notice it.

What Da Ma Hou didn't expect was that this game can still be played like this?

I died twice, the last time I fell into an underground river and was drowned, this time I was burned to death by magma, I really experienced the two heavens of ice and fire.

To make matters worse, Dama Monkey found that he could only start from the file reading place, which is the first floor of his own house.

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the big horse monkey ran towards Xiaohammer's house again.

Wherever you fall, you have to get up from where you fell. How can you admit defeat?
After 5 minutes of running around, the big horse monkey held the mouse tightly, suppressing the emotion that he was about to explode.

The big horse monkey who came to Xiaohammer's house for the second time found a row of reminders. (The house of the player Hammer is under protection)

Ye Laogou, you don't have to be like this!

At this moment, the eyes of the big horse monkey showed a trace of confusion, why is it always me who is unlucky.

How about building a house now?Or should we continue to demolish the house?

……

ps: I don’t play much mc. I usually play kings, lol, cs, Dream Three Kingdoms and some large stand-alone games.

King: Glory...lol: Master (a few years ago)

Some games will be changed magically (the dog's head saves his life.)
【Happy Planet】I still don’t know what name to change~
There is another question. Many people ask me what is Jiang Xiaobai's stalk. You can know it after reading "Spirit Recovery, The Great Demon King****" written by a friend. Reminder, if you don't like "cheche" Look no further, I kind of like it.

There will be no ps in the text within 20 yuan, so as not to affect the reading feeling.