"Host, are you okay, are you not crazy?" the system asked.

Tang Yu said with a black line on his head, "Get lost."

System: "No, I just gave you the mobile phone and you just killed the donkey, crossed the river and demolished the bridge, right?"

Tang Yu ignored the system, and immediately turned on the phone, looking at the familiar software on the interface, Tang Yu covered his face and really wanted to cry, mmp, staying here can't do anything, it's really uncomfortable .

Tang Yu looked at these games, and suddenly said: "Dog system, these chicken-eating games, I won't have teammates and opponents, and I will play against humans and machines every day, right?"

"No, this mobile phone is connected to the network of the parallel world of the earth, and all software can be used normally." The system explained.

Tang Yu nodded, happily opened a game called Stimulating Battlefield, and then said: "System, give me a headset, don't use the ordinary headset, the headset cable of that kind of headset will easily affect my operation, and I need a bluetooth one. , binaural, the kind used for sports."

system:"……"

The system was speechless: "Host, do you think you are traveling? Give back the earphones! Give back the Bluetooth! Why don't you give a loud speaker with thousands of decibels!"

"Hey, you can have this. When you fight in the future, turn on this speaker and think about it in your mind. That scene is so shocking!" Tang Yu said with a look of longing.

System: "No, giving you a mobile phone has already violated my principles, and it is impossible to give you earphones."

Tang Yu said righteously: "Anyway, the principles are broken, so what does it matter if you give me other things, don't you think so?"

The system thought for a while and said, "That's fine, I'll give you a Bluetooth headset with unlimited power."

After speaking, a binaural Bluetooth headset appeared beside Tang Yu, and Tang Yu immediately smiled and said, "System, why don't you give me another computer?"

The system was furious and said: "I'll fuck you, dog host, don't push yourself!"

Tang Yu shrugged and said: "Stingy, if you don't give it, you won't give it. You can eat chicken or chicken."

As he said that, as soon as the screen on Tang Yu's mobile phone changed, he came to a small island full of people. Listening to the messy voices in the microphone, Tang Yu really felt extremely happy. After ten years, I finally once again Hear the sound of people talking.

……

Ten years after ten years, a hundred years passed quickly, Tang Yu held the phone all day long, as if he wanted to merge with the phone.

On this day, Monkey King next to Tang Yu suddenly vibrated. Tang Yu was eating chicken. He was startled by the movement, and then looked at Jin Guang and said, "What's wrong, is Monkey King cramping?"

"Host, let's not make trouble. It's been 100 years. Today is the day you and Sun Wukong were born. I advise you to take off your clothes. Otherwise, the Heavenly Court will send troops to destroy you if they see it," the system said. Said.

Tang Yu looked at the modern clothes, thought about it, and took them off. After Monkey King was born, Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er would investigate the situation of Huaguo Mountain. If they saw Tang Yu jumping out of the stone in a strange outfit, maybe They will really send troops to destroy him.

Although Tang Yu is not dead, it is not a good thing to be wanted by the Heavenly Court now, and Tang Yu will be annoyed to death every day.

The golden light suddenly exploded, and a golden-haired monkey appeared, and then began to jump around. I saw Monkey King jumping directly into the sky, and then jumped out of the stone, and Tang Yu jumped out immediately.

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