Hokage: People are in the Warring States period, and they start with a god and demon.

[Thanks, Battle Hymn of the Soviet Union, for the inspiration capsule. 】

"Hey, sure enough. It's not so easy to stir up the situation. Not everyone is a talented unicorn who can stir up the situation..."

Li Xin was downcast.

He ran to the place where Senju and Uchiha started a group, and found that there was no one there.

All that was left was a mess.

"How did you get here?"

Li Xin came back to his senses and found that he subconsciously walked to a familiar place.Not far away is the place where I met the two great gods last time. .

"who?"

Li Xin was in a daze.

Two childish voices came.

"It's you? Hashirama, I told you all. This hammer is fine."

The cold and cold boy Ban rolled his eyes at Hashirama.

Hashirama glanced sideways at Madara.

"This is the three of us, and it's the second time we've met. My name is Hashirama, and his name is Madara. What's your name?"

Li Xin looked at the gentle Hashirama and couldn't help but feel emotional.

"Natural affinity, plus a cute look. As expected of you. King of Zuidun..."

"My name is Li Xin! I picked this up myself. Muzi Li, people say what they say."

Li Xin showed a bright smile.

Hashirama thought carefully about this surname that he had never heard of before.

"What a nice name."

Hashirama smiled.

Madara read it twice softly.

didn't say anything.

……

"The people in this battlefield seem to have left."

Li Xin casually said something meaningful.

"Yeah! This place has finally calmed down."

Hashirama thought of the desolate battlefield.

Madara listened to the two talking, in a daze.

Li Xin saw that the two were a little silent.Looking up at the sky, he said with deep eyes.

"I don't know when there will be real peace. There will be no more refugees or ransacked villages."

Hashirama bit her lower lip, her eyes full of hope.

"When I grow up and have enough strength, I will definitely find a way to end this troubled world."

Madara also looked yearning.

"I seem to see it in my eyes, a peaceful world."

Li Xin looked at these two literary youths with a smirk on his lips.

……

"Peace is not just about lip service. It requires invincible strength."

Seeing that the two of them realized something, Li Xin touched his chin.

"How about the three of us, let's fight! The winner will be the boss. From now on, the three of us will work together to create a peaceful world!"

When Madara heard Li Xin's words, she immediately became interested.

"I think it's okay! The person with the big fist is the boss!"

Hashirama also became interested when he saw the confident two people.

He didn't think he would be worse than the two of them.

"But there are three of us, how should we compete?"

……

Li Xin frowned.

His eyes rolled around, thinking of bad ideas.

"Well, I have an idea. I will fight against you two first. Let's go on like this. We can get two wins at most. There is still one win and one loss."

"Let's use this ranking, boss, second, third!"

When the two of them heard this rule, it was also simple and easy to understand.

I am eager to try.

Seeing that the atmosphere was enough, Li Xin walked directly to an open space.

"I'll go first. Which of you will go first?"

Zebra walked over immediately.

"I'll come first! But let's talk about the rules first. We don't have adults around here, so don't use ninjutsu, let's fight. Let no one get hurt."

Ban said seriously.

After all, once ninjutsu is released, it is difficult to control and it is easy to hurt the opponent.

Hashirama lowered his head, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.I am very happy.

"Physical arts, hahahaha. I will accept the position of boss."

Who is he, a man from the Thousand Hands Clan.A group of strong physique.

Li Xin looked at Madara strangely.

Tucao in my heart.

"Madara, you were too stupid when you were young. Of the three people present, only Madara's ninjutsu has the upper hand. Although Taijutsu is also good, but now Madara hasn't opened Sharingan yet. It can be said that he cut three by himself before fighting. knife……"

The original intention of Madara to say this sentence is indeed partly because he is afraid of hurting his friends.

But it was obvious that the two of them didn't know that he, Madara, didn't know a lot of ninjutsu at all.

Now he is a little bit better in physical skills.

The two had their own thoughts, only Li Xinxin smirked.

Now he is the pinnacle of ninja...

……

Sure enough, less than 3 minutes.

Madara, defeated.

Li Xin also released a piece of sea...

Madara was defeated for the first time, and doubted life in his heart.

His chest was like a furnace, panting violently.

Zhu Jian's eyes were serious.

This Li Xin is too strong!

No matter how Madara attacked, Li Xin parried it easily.

And when Li Xin strikes at will, Madara needs to do his best to dodge or dismantle the move.

……

Li Xin looked at Madara lying on the ground, looking at the sky.

It was obviously broken by the blow.

Li Xin walked to an open space not far away.

"Come on, Hashirama!"

Li Xin looked at Zhujian provocatively, as if telling Zhujian that he was sure to win.

Bashirama gritted his teeth, his eyes determined.

Even if he loses, he still has to hold on for 4 minutes...

He has no hope for the position of the boss.

His gaze was already fixed on the position of the second child.

……

Three and a half minutes.

Hashirama lay on the ground, doubting life...

He is almost completely defending, trying to save some strength and hold on for a while.

But Li Xin's fists are getting heavier and heavier.

"So strong..."

When the two started fighting, Madara stared intently.

He found that Zhu Jian's body skills were actually stronger than his.

His face was extremely ugly.

These two people are too perverted.

But in a blink of an eye, his eyes were full of fighting spirit again.

"Not bad! It's good to have such an opponent. Let's let you take the lead for now. After all, ninjas are not only invincible due to their strong skills."

……

Li Xin smiled and sat on the ground.

"From now on, I will be the eldest brother! Next, you two will decide who is the second brother!"

Hashirama stood up panting, and Madara also stood up.

Li Xin saw that the two were in poor condition.

Suddenly the urge to urinate came again.

His eyes lit up.

"I've already thought about how to compete. The two of you are already exhausted, and it is obviously meaningless to compete in physical skills."

The more Li Xin spoke, the more serious he became.

"Well, let's compare the two of you to pee. Whoever pees farther is the second brother."

Li Xin was satisfied for a while.He felt that his ideas were simply perfect.

Perfect.

There was a slight twist on the faces of the two of them.

"Come on! I'm the boss! I have the final say."

Li Xin took off his pants, revealing his little bird, and started to pee in the river.

Also blowing a whistle in his mouth.

It made the two of them also want to urinate.

After all, after exercising, the excess body fat melts away, and you will want to pee.

And he pulled down his pants and took out the little sparrow.

Facing the river, waiting for Li Xin to give orders.

Li Xin waved his hand.

"The battle for the second brother begins now!"

(End of this chapter.)
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