Naruto: The other half of the nine-tailed chakra cut off at the beginning

A frog's tongue is not a good thing, it's sticky.

Ebisu, who was kissed by the 'snake', looked unlovable.

The whole person just passed out.

Eyes wide open, unconscious.

asshole!

That was his first kiss!

Just like that, I gave it to a toad.

Hey... really mother's bad luck!
Naruto didn't want to go up and check the 'corpse'.

Instead, he looked at Jiraiya who was dressed strangely.

Hedgehog-shaped, with a big oily word in the middle of the forehead.

Jilai was also when he saw Naruto.

The heart was also touched.

As if recalling something.

Naruto was thinking about something, he was cheap as his father's master, secretly said that he should call him master?
Jiraiya flicked her flowing long hair and waved her hands.

Introduced myself.

"I am Taoist Hama Xiansu from Mt. Miaomu, so is Hama Immortal!"

The atmosphere is well created!

The posture is very handsome.

Just a word from Naruto.

Ji Lai almost broke his defense.

"Speaking Fairy?"

"Ahem..."

Zilai was also choked.

Quickly correct Naruto's slip of the tongue.

"It's Immortal Toad, it's Immortal Toad! It's not some kind of oral artisan!"

Naruto nodded to express his understanding, and pointed to Ebisu who was lying on the ground lifeless, with a gloomy future.

"What about him?"

"Look at your forehead, you are not from our Muye Village."

"The person who injured Konoha again."

"The point is to keep peeping. New and old accounts are settled together. It is estimated that you will have to sit for three years and step on the sewing machine to smoke before you can come out."

What the hell is this and what?
Although I didn't bring Konoha forehead guard.

But my mother is originally from Konoha, okay?
Or Konoha's famous Sannin!
Does Konoha Sannin understand?

And what the hell is stepping on the sewing machine behind? , why can't understand...
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Ji Lai also denied Sanlian, and added after a pause.

"He was the one who started the sneak attack first. Young people don't learn if they are good. They specialize in this, so they have to reflect on themselves."

"I'm not voyeurism, but an honest source!"

"When I write novels, I can't give high-quality readers in the ninja world to read raw melon manuscripts that are not smooth?"

hiss····

Makes sense.

Naruto really almost believed it.

"You're Zilai, right? I'm reading the book you wrote."

"It's no exaggeration to say that I'm a fan of your book."

Naruto wasn't lying about this.

Jiraiya's writing style is sophisticated, the intellectual beauty of women, and the subtle details are well grasped!

Naruto intends to learn from Jiraiya.

At that time, soak up all the beauties in the ninja world.

Wait until the same age as Jiraiya.

Go on a trip as usual, find a place to write about Xiao Huang... Ahem, write your own biography!

It's called Hokage: I will start doing lsp from today.

No, it's too blunt, too explicit.

My two or three things in Konoha.

Literature and art but did not name the article center.

Veteran of Konoha Blossom.

A close master of a beautiful ninja?

Jilai also heard the word "book fan", a smile appeared on his face, and he said curiously.

"I didn't expect my reputation to be so big."

"Even the kid is reading my book. It's not bad. By the way, which book are you reading?"

Jilai also published several novels.

Of course.

If it is the best-selling book, it is still a book that all LSPs understand.

A serious ninja doesn't even have enough time to practice.

Who would read books describing other people's cultivation?
Naruto grinned and said innocently.

"Hot in heaven!"

"Ah... so it's a heaven for intimacy. Yes, that book is a bestseller. What kind of heaven are you waiting for?"

Zilai also reacted.

The expression looks as ugly as being deflated!
He looked at Naruto in disbelief.

Naruto's smile is still harmless to humans and animals.

"Dear heaven! Why didn't you write that book?"

Zi Lian also looked surprised, "I wrote it right, but isn't it not sold to minors?"

"It is only allowed to be sold to adults over [-] or above. Don't tell me you are an adult."

Naruto would not be so stupid as to call himself a little adult.

In fact, he is indeed quite big in some respects.

But the young faces are there.

He wanted to brag, but the other party wouldn't be stupid enough to believe it.

"I'm not an adult, but I can give others some money and let those adults buy it for me."

Zilai also looked surprised.

You are such a clever little devil.

"But isn't that against the law? I'm talking about those of them who help you buy books."

Naruto shrugged, "No way, I pay more than ordinary people."

Zilai also twitched the corner of his mouth.

Is it amazing to be rich? !
Can you do whatever you want with money?

There is sausage in the crotch?

He stretched out his hand sadly and said.

"Where's your book? Give it to me!"

"I'm going to tear it up."

Naruto shook his head, "That can't be done, I've already finished reading, and all those contents are in my mind."

"Okay, then tell me, what's written after the 103rd picture?"

Said in disbelief.

Naruto's face was strange, "Write a fart, you don't even write."

"Ahem..." lsp Jilai also blushed, as if remembering something.

"That's how it is, the penultimate paragraph on the 50th page, tell me what's written in it."

"The beautiful ninja Rie, who has a charming appearance and a hot figure, winks like silk, and coquettishly asks a young man who is practicing martial arts from the next village to help fight cockroaches at home."

"The main reason is that Rie's husband often goes out to perform tasks and cannot return home on time. Many wild cockroaches have come into the kitchen at home."

"When I came to the kitchen, Rie came in with me. The young man picked up the sole of his shoe, tried it on Rie's, and hit where he pointed!"

"Pa-pa, I hit a lot of cockroaches at once, but unfortunately I missed none of them. However, there were bursts of surprised and joyful voices from the woman in the kitchen..."

Naruto hadn't finished speaking.

Zilai also rushed over immediately.

"Please shut up! I just want you to say a short paragraph, not the whole page!"

Mom! ! !
Naruto was still a child.

Or the orphan of his apprentice.

Is it good to get in touch with this so early?
At that time, one day it will arrive below.

Where should he put his old face?
How to face Naruto's parents?
It's so outrageous!
to be frank.

Naruto saw the scene of beating cockroaches.

I have to admire Zilai is really a talent!
As a cheap master, he still has some merits.

"Seeing Naruto no longer says anything amazing."

Zilai also breathed a sigh of relief.

Tai Nima was embarrassed.

At the same time, the cold mechanical voice of the system suddenly appeared in Naruto's mind.

"Ding dong, trigger the selection task!"

"Option [-]: Complete a pleasant peep with Shigong."

"Reward: Upgraded version·Golden Thunder Escape Qilin!"

"Option [-]: Refuse these, and accuse Shigong Zilaiye of being wrong."

"Reward: A title of hypocrite."

Naruto's eyelids twitched involuntarily.

The latter choice two is deliberately made to disgust yourself, right?
Just look at the choice and listen to the fragrance.

After all, this is Lei Dun Qilin!

Isn't it a matter of deciding which one to choose?