Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

"Teacher, are you out looking for wild vegetables?"

In just a few days, Ye Qing couldn't remember how many times he escaped from prison and failed.

This time, when he had just climbed over the back mountain of Shaolin Temple with two paws, he immediately saw the sweeping monk waiting for him there.

He also had a broom in his hand.

"...Master, do you want to sweep the fallen leaves on this mountain too? The Shaolin Temple is too inhumane, why don't we rebel against it together and build a new Shaolin where we can raise Lolita?"

"I do not sweep the fallen leaves on the mountain, but this mountain belongs to me."

"..."

Ye Qing was dragged back again.

Then, he began to despair.

He felt that he might not be able to complete the task entrusted by Gao Feng this time, and his own people might also be buried here.

Because the sweeping monk said that he has deep roots of demons.

Where does the devil come from?

His soul and body are almost the same as the demon ancestor!

Then the sweeping monk kept chanting scriptures, using the so-called Buddhist teachings, in fact, the internal force of Buddhism hurt his soul and body, and he really had to die forever! ! !

"Hey?"

At this time, in despair, he suddenly heard a noise in front of the Shaolin Temple.

It seems that someone came to break into the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple.

good guy?
Hope is coming? !
Ye Qing took a look and was still sweeping the floor like an ordinary monk. He didn't care about his sweeping monk, and immediately shook the wooden wheelchair as if he was going to take off on the spot, and galloped outside.

"I have heard about the great name of Shaolin Temple for a long time. Today, I, Yang Dingtian from the Ming Sect, came to pay a visit to see if your Shaolin Temple's name as the number one sect in the world is worthy of its name!"

A middle-aged man with a three-inch goatee came to the door.

Standing in front of the gate of Shaolin Temple, let out a long drink.

The sound was like a wave, and it swept across the entire Shaolin Temple and was heard by all the monks.

Ye Qing: "..."

Yang Dingtian, the leader of the Ming religion who fought all over the world in "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", came to attack the Shaolin Temple in "Dragon Ba Bu"?
What kind of chicken plot is this?
And can you beat you!

The current Shaolin Temple is not the Shaolin Temple in your previous world.

There are as many first-class masters here as there are dogs, walking all over the place!

"Hahahaha! At the invitation of Master Yang, the Sun Moon God Sect also came here to join in the fun. I hope everyone in Shaolin Temple will give me some face and come out to see me!"

An unruly voice sounded behind Yang Dingtian.

It came from a man with a frighteningly pale face, like a zombie who just came out of the grave.

Ok.

This is Wo Xing, the director of the Sun Moon God Sect in "Swordsman".

Able to suck people into dry with one hand [Suction Star Dafa].

"According to the order of the king of Han, the eminent monks of Shaolin Temple are invited to come out of the mountain and assist the king of Han in governing the world..."

"..."

People from all walks of life are here.

Roughly speaking, there are hundreds of people at least.

The more Ye Qing watched, the more panicked he became.

What the hell has this world become? !
Am I really qualified to save other reincarnations of Blue Star Civilization?

I won't die here too, will I? ! !
"Teacher, it seems that you are really going to see my Buddha today."

Behind him came the faint sigh of the sweeping monk.

Ye Qing: "...I think I can still save it, for example, I can take off this monk's robe and run away now."

"Those who disrespect my Buddha will fall into boundless purgatory."

"Um, what do you mean?"

"It means that if you don't want to live and die with Shaolin Temple and go to see my Buddha together, that is disrespect to my Buddha, and you will be sent to hell as a teacher."

"Master, what is the reason why you can still live until now when you explain the Buddhist principles in this way?"

"Because no one can beat being a teacher."

"...They will only fight alone, haven't they thought of joining forces to resist you?"

"I have."

"and then?"

"Then there was a lot of wind in Shaolin Temple that year, and many people disappeared. After that, no one knew that the teacher was actually a master."

"So, the back mountain of Shaolin Temple—"

"There were no mountains there, but when more people were buried, there were mountains."

"..."

Ye Qing was so scared.

At this moment, he hated himself very much for why he didn't bring the Linyuanzhe mecha back to the reincarnation space for repairs; why he didn't make a fake one because he thought it was a waste of time; why he didn't find Gao Feng to keep the gravity body mecha for himself.

It made him being bullied and threatened like this now!

boom!
The floor sweeping monk was suddenly hit on the head with a stick as thick as an arm.

It's a school girl.

That's right, a fresh-looking female high school student in a school uniform was trying to put on a fierce look, holding a stick, and hitting the sweeping monk on the back of the head.

See a stick did not stun.

She didn't notice anything wrong at all, and planned to hit it again.

Until she found that Ye Qing and the sweeping monk had strange expressions.

Sweeping Monk: "..."

Ye Qing: "..."

Female high school student: "..."

"Well, you old man, don't kill her for my sake. It's not easy for her to grow up to such an IQ."

Ye Qing turned his head in pain.

Where is the stupid girl?
Are you a fucking tiger? !

If the floor-sweeping monk was easily knocked out with a stick, the first thing I would do after regaining mobility with both hands was to strangle him to death!

"Hey, it's time..."

Suddenly, the sweeping monk sighed faintly.

Raising his hand to wave towards the distance, a mature and handsome monk came over.

The sweeping monk sighed and said, "Teacher, this is a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple who is practicing with hair, and his common name is 'Lu Zhu'. You can let him take you down the mountain now. To save you, I believe you can suppress the demonic nature in your heart."

"Will you let me go down the mountain?!"

Ye Qing's face was filled with ecstasy!

What Lu Zhu?
I have never heard of it!
As long as I'm out of your sight and out of your sight, I'll crush this idiot to death with my backhand!
"The time has come, if you don't let you go down the mountain, the world will be over."

Experts seem to like to say some unfathomable words.

After Youyou finished saying this, she turned around and left with his broom.

In the same place, only Ye Qing, Lu Zhu and that student girl were left.

The student girl tilted her head.

Then, holding a stick, she tried to knock them unconscious.

"Enough... Are you a fucking bastard?"

Ye Qing's face turned dark.

Where did this fairy come from?

If it weren't for seeing you wearing a school uniform that would never exist in this world, I would have sneezed and blown you to death!

The student girl snorted, looked Ye Qing up and down vigilantly, and asked tentatively, "Are you also a reincarnation?"

"Nonsense! Can the natives of the reincarnation world be as handsome as me?"

"Haha! Your irony is really funny, but when I saw your serious expression, I didn't realize that you were talking ironically hahahaha."

"...Do you know what happened to the last person who dared to despise my appearance?"

"How's it going?"

"When he left, he held my hand tightly, crying and saying that all mistakes were his fault, please don't hurt his wife. I replied, did you forget that you still have a daughter, he His eyes were venomous, and he died with resentment. After that, I had nightmares for several nights, as if he had come for revenge after his death. Fortunately, there is a temple near my house. I chopped up his body and stuffed it into the merit box. Then tied up his daughter and talked for a while in front of the merit box, and finally comforted him."

"...It suddenly occurred to me that I heard that the world's martial arts came out of Shaolin, so I came here specially to find resources. Goodbye, big brother!"

The student girl turned pale with fright and turned to run.

"Come back, come down the mountain with me."

Ye Qing sighed, he didn't want to care about this girl with a questionable IQ anymore.

It's good for the Blue Star Federation to ask him to come in and save people.

But he believed that the Federation didn't like fools either.

Especially this kind of guy who dares to come to Shaolin Temple alone to find resources, and the first one to find the sweeping monk, his head is definitely stronger than the monk who has practiced iron head kung fu.

"It doesn't matter if you don't follow me... You will go to the Daxiong Hall to worship God more later, and thank Him for not letting someone beat you to death."

Seeing that the student girl was still planning to leave, Ye Qing immediately refused to persuade her anymore.

He signaled Lu Zhu to take him down the mountain.

Behind him, the student girl hesitated for a long time.

In the end, he followed up.

The three of them went down the mountain together along the path.

Ye Qing has no destination.

Although he really wants to go to the characters related to "The Legend of Condor Heroes" first, participate in some stories, first increase the degree of exploration to the level where he can return, and let himself have the confidence not to worry about danger before going to other places. local waves.

But he dared to guarantee that Lu Zhu didn't know what the Condor Heroes were.

Without a map and the direction of Zhongnan Mountain, where would he find Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv?

The school girl was looking at Ye Qing curiously all the way.

"Hey, how did you get hurt?"

After observing for a while, she found that Ye Qing was really paralyzed, paralyzed from the neck down, only his head and the two paws that he didn't know how to operate could move.

"Slapped by an idiot."

Ye Qing's face became ferocious.

He already guessed who the idiot who hit him was.

It's nothing more than Senke or Mengshi from Dongxing Civilization!
Damn!You wait for me.

Next time if we have a chance to meet again, I guarantee you will let you sing Conquer on your knees!
"so poor."

The student girl gave Ye Qing a look of pity, and countless images of Ye Qing being tortured and disabled appeared in her mind.

"Well, how about I cover you in the future?"

After thinking about it, she suddenly said such a sentence to Ye Qing very seriously.

"Hey?"

Ye Qing was startled.

Good guy, he doesn't even need to recover to the point where he can use spiritual detection.

Just looking at it with his eyes, he knew that this girl's body hadn't received any enhancements, at most F+ level strength.

This strength protects him?

Where do you get your confidence, middle school girl? !

"Hmph, don't underestimate me. My name is Ouyang Qian. Before I came to the reincarnation world, I was the monitor of the third grade class of Tianyun Middle School in the Federation!"

Ouyang Qian saw Ye Qing's suspicion, and snorted coldly, "Everyone in the class calls me Big Sister, and I help them solve their problems!"

"Um--okay."

Ye Qing thought about it, and found that he had a young and beautiful girl as a bodyguard, so he smiled and said: "My name is Ye Qing, a jobless vagrant."

"Pervert Superman?!"

As soon as the words fell, Ouyang Qian's expression became extremely frightened, and she jumped several meters away!

"..."

Ye Qing's murderous intentions rose.

"Hmph! Don't try to lie to me, a guy as powerful as a perverted Superman will definitely not be able to enter this F+ world."

Suddenly, Ouyang Qian came back angrily.

The expression on his face was three points angry, three points angry, four points unhappy, and nine thousand nine hundred and ninety points relieved.

Ye Qing: "..."

Very good, it turns out that this silly girl has never seen the world panel, and she doesn't know that the world level has changed.

No wonder she was so brave before.

He dared to trespass on the Shaolin Temple alone, even talking about finding resources.

"Well, is that why you don't like that fellow named Ye Qing who has the same name as me?"

Ye Qing asked with some hesitation.

Ouyang Qian shook her head, "No, actually I still plan to marry him."

"Huh?! There is such a good thing... I mean why do you want to marry him?"

"Because I like our school's school girl, he actually chose another girl. I want to take revenge on him and send myself to be tortured by a perverted superman, so that he will live in pain and regret forever in the future!" Ouyang Qian gritted her teeth.

Hearing this, Ye Qing's face was ashen, and he whispered: "Well, you don't need to be so cruel to yourself..."