Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

noon.

lunch break.

The little ladies and the little lolis were all lying down tired and started to take a nap.

But Ye Qing called Naruto, Erzhuzi and Neji to a small forest behind the playground.

I plan to give them a small stove.

The three little ones didn't know why, and were a little scared.

They already know that Ye Qing is a psycho and lolicon.

And they are still young... On the surface, sometimes they look like loli...

"Come on, here are your [Golden Light Mantra] and [Five Thunders' Correction], which are the same as Erzhuzi's. Don't say I favor one over another."

Suddenly, Ye Qing gave Naruto a set of exercises as he gave Er Zhuzi before.

He didn't plan to give anything that was too advanced.

No way, Naruto's brain is also very simple.

For example, after his father, the fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato, died fighting for Konoha, the third generation didn't care how many people Naruto was abused and hostile in the village, and they all shouted and beat him.

In this situation, if it were Ye Qing, he would be a ghost for making Konoha feel the pain!
The results of it?
The two Narutos clearly possess the power of the Nine Tails, and after being scolded for so long, they still respectfully call the Third Hokage Grandpa, and their ideals are still to become Hokage.

With such a second brain, he didn't intend to let Naruto learn those difficult things.

"Come on, here are your [Feng Hou Qi Men] and [Tai Chi Strength]."

Then, Ye Qing handed over one of the Eight Miraculous Skills and one of the abilities obtained from Wang Ye to Ning Ci.

Ning Ci's comprehension and IQ are quite high. When he chased Erzhuzi in the first battle, he had not yet obtained the status of a ninja, so he almost killed a jnin.

This IQ is to challenge the difficulty.

Then, Ye Qing took out the 【Body Origin Flow】, which can enhance stamina, and distributed a copy to all three of them.

Naruto, who has his own Nine-Tails perpetual motion machine, doesn't really need the source of energy.

But Erzhuzi and Neji need it.

Lack of blue has always been an unspeakable thing in the ninja world.

Kakashi is short of mana, the first time he used the Kaleidoscope Sharingan skill, the result was crooked.

The first time he took the team out to perform a mission, he was beaten to a half-mutilation by Zabu Zhan.

In the future, the second pillar lacks mana, and he will have to rest for dozens of episodes to release a big move.

Forced to use [Uchiha Hug Wrestling] such an ancient and unparalleled magical skill to deal with the enemy.

What a disgrace to the ninja.

"Well, why are you being so nice to me?"

Ning Ci took over the exercises written by Ye Qinglianye in a daze, hesitating again and again,
In the end, I couldn't help but ask such a question.

Ye Qing sighed, "This story is a bit tortuous. To be honest, I was a brother who kowtowed to your father before. He once told me that if he had a son in the future, he would let me be his son's godfather. So... you can also call me Daddy."

"What if there are daughters?"

Suddenly, Er Zhuzi sneered beside him.

"Hey hey, of course it's a husband, hey hey..."

Ye Qing instantly wiped his mouth, with a wretched smile on his face.

Three little ones: "..."

"What about me, what about me."

At this time, Naruto also called out, "Master, why are you so kind to me? Many people in the village don't like me, but you, Mr. Iruka and the three generations of grandpa like me."

"Because you have a nine-tailed fox in your body, you will be my power bank if necessary in the future, um, the kind of disposable items..."

"Is it really good to tell a child something that he shouldn't know?"

Before Ye Qing finished speaking, Kakashi's annoying voice sounded again.

"Yosie, are you here to fight with me?"

Ye Qing's eyes lit up instantly, and he directly tore his clothes, "Come on! Don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower!"

"...No, I was ordered by the third generation to come and watch over you, and not let you spoil the children."

"It won't take long, I know you're not very durable."

"...Can you please stop talking to me in that obscene tone and words? Besides, why do you want to use my body to receive my attack so much?"

"Well, it may make you a little unbelievable when you say it."

"Then you speak out first."

"Well, I want to try to see if I can put the tailed beast jade."

"..."

Hearing this, Kakashi's expression became confused.

The three little ones were also extremely at a loss.

They don't know what the Tailed Beast Jade is, but it sounds very powerful.

Ye Qing sighed.

His eyes became a little sad.

Originally, when merging with the world of martial arts, he thought that after the development of his body, his eyes would be able to release heat rays.

No result.

The newly acquired ability of his body is anti-magnetic field gravity flight, that is, the ability of physical flight.

Vision and hearing have improved a lot.

Seeing through dozens of miles at a glance and hearing the movement there is no problem at all, it seems to be a piece of cake.

However, he still has no heat rays.

He didn't get such a cool ability, it just so happened that he came to this world now——

So, he wondered if he could try to learn Tailed Beast Jade.

Otherwise, facing enemies from a long distance...

His attack methods are still a bit lacking, except for Soul Erosion and the upgraded version of the portal, that is, space teleportation, other abilities can't surprise anyone with a higher level than him.

And not very powerful.

"The Helix Pill was indeed developed by imitating the Tailed Beast Jade... You mean, the reason why you keep asking me to hit you with the Helix Pill is because you want to experience the power of the Helix Pill, and then try to develop the Tailed Beast Jade?"

Kakashi hesitated.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes." Ye Qing nodded quickly.

"Then you just tell the third generation that you want to learn spiral pills, and then you can study it slowly after you learn it?"

"Well, this is related to a kind of ability of my body. I want to use my body to release, not rely on ability to release. Relying on ability to release is not as handy as using body to release. Just like the difference between your breathing and speaking, one is The instinct is to use it actively... Can you understand what I mean? I want to blow the tailed beast jade."

"...I understand the word 'uh'."

"Then you release a spiral pill now, and I will explain the meaning to you."

Ye Qing threw aside his torn clothes, revealing his muscular body.

Kakashi didn't know why.

But after thinking about it, he did it anyway.

A spiral pill gradually took shape in his hand.

"well!"

In the next second, Ye Qing instantly showed ecstasy, and slapped his hands on the ground suddenly, his whole body stood upright again and turned into a state of four limbs landing at the same time.

Then he rushed towards Kakashi like a hungry wolf.

Jump high.

Open your mouth wide—

He bit Kakashi's hand in one bite.

No, it was the spiral pill in Kakashi's hand.

At the same time, there was an extremely infatuated look on his face.

boom!
There was a muffled sound from his mouth, and black smoke came out.

Naruto:"……"

Two pillars: "..."

Neji: "..."

They felt like they were going crazy, and there seemed to be ravings coming from the void in their ears.

No.

They are on the verge of madness.

"Bastard! You let me go!!!"

Kakashi was so angry that he almost had brain congestion, and his eyes were instantly bloodshot!
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow…” Ye Qing’s voice was indistinct.

"Bastard!!!"

Kakashi's eyes were red as if the other eye had also turned into Sharingan, "As long as you are a human being, it is impossible to release the tailed beast jade with your mouth, you should stop playing with this thing!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Those two characters are called the mother!!!"

Kakashi finally went mad.

After a long while, he beat and kicked, even picked up stones on the ground and smashed them, using all kinds of methods, and finally got rid of Ye Qing.

"Yo Xi, I succeeded in blowing the tail-spitting beast jade, and I feel that I am one step closer to succeeding in mouth-spitting tail beast jade."

Ye Qing stood up with black smoke still coming out of his mouth, his face showing ecstasy.

"Trust me, you'll never let it go."

Kakashi had bulging veins on his forehead, and his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot his grandma had used for 30 years.

"It seems that you don't want to take a lunch break, why don't we come to practice?"

Suddenly, Ye Qing chuckled, turned to look at the three little ones.

"...can you spare them even an hour? They're still kids."

Kakashi's palm trembled slightly, as if he was going to fight Ye Qing anytime.

"Well, beating an adult is fighting, and beating a child is education. How can I waste such a good thing that doesn't break the law?"

"...May I ask, have you been studying with Master Jiraiya during the more than a year since you left the village?"

"No, he is not as shameless as me, and he can't teach such an excellent me."

"..."

for a long time.

Another day is over.

According to Kakashi, it will be the graduation exam of Ninja School soon.

Ye Qing didn't pay much attention to this.

Graduation exams are not the same thing as Chunin exams.

A group of hairy kids will become Genin after successfully graduating from the ninja school, and then those with potential will be assigned to lead teachers according to their abilities, and the lead teachers will take them out to perform tasks.

It will be a while before the five major villages jointly hold the Chunin Exam.

The location is in Muye Village.

So, after hearing the news, Ye Qing just yawned, thinking that he finally had a chance to go out of the village to play, and then brought the three little ones to the Uchiha family residence.

That's right.

Naruto and Neji also followed.

What Ye Qing said was to let them come along and give them some advice so that they can pass the next Ninja School exam smoothly.

And in fact-

The viewers in the live broadcast found that Ye Qing's picture had become two parts again, divided into two perspectives.

One perspective is that of the shadow clone, who is having a barbecue with three little ones.

Eat to your heart's content.

Another perspective is the main body, covered in black mist, constantly using the teleportation ability to determine the direction, and go to hidden places one by one.

In his hand, a black knife trembled slightly.

Seems eager to drink fresh human blood.

【Boss Ye Qing, this is...】

【Out of Konoha Village?But at this moment, he probably doesn't know what's going on outside Muye Village, right? 】

[Shut up, since big brother Ye Qing can edit a reasonable identity, don't you know what's going on outside the village? 】

【Ha ha ha ha!It must be Danzo!Have you forgotten how the guy named Danzang bullied Ye Qing that night? 】

【Huh?Really hey! 】

【Jie Jie Jie Jie, boss Ye Qing has never been a tolerant person (dog head saves his life). 】

【Offended by my perverted superman and want to run? ! 】

【…】

Oh!

In the live broadcast room, the barrage surged wildly.

In the picture, Ye Qing seems to have finally settled on the place, after a space teleportation, he will be slashed down with lightning speed.

Chop off a man's bandaged arm.