Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

【Huh?Screen restored? ? 】

【What's wrong, why is Ye Qing still in this strange space? Did he not pay attention for a while, was he careless? 】

[Fuck!What about the leaders?Hurry up and send a letter to Ye Qing, saying that he forgot to block the screen! 】

【...Well, maybe Big Brother Ye Qing did this on purpose? 】

【…】

The screen begins.

Soon, countless viewers in the live broadcast room realized in astonishment that Ye Qing hadn't finished yet!
And in front of Ye Qing, there is a man and a woman who can be seen as aborigines at a glance.

This means that Ye Qing probably hasn't finished yet.

So they rushed to the leader of Aite Federation, wanting the leader to send a letter to Ye Qing, telling Ye Qing to continue to close the screen.

We want to see that your old man's live broadcast is good.

It doesn't make sense to let people from Dongxing Civilization see some plans, and then come and destroy them!

The barrage surged wildly.

However, a long time passed——

The leader didn't seem to send a message to Ye Qing at all.

The audience in the live broadcast room could only hold down their doubts and looked at the screen.

The world of reincarnation.

"Here's my plan."

Ye Qing showed a simple and honest smile again, and scratched his head.

"I plan to divide a small part of Nine-Tails' soul and release it to ensure that its strength can be controlled, and at the same time let outsiders know that Nine-Tails has come out."

"Then, if those visitors from another world want to snatch Kyuubi, they will naturally snatch Kyuubi who has already appeared in the outside world, because they won't know that Kyuubi was actually divided by me."

"And I can set up means in the body of the split Nine-Tails. If that Nine-Tails is taken away, then I will be sure to use that Nine-Tails to determine the location of the group of visitors from other worlds. They caught them all!"

"How about it, does this plan make you very excited, wishing to come back to life and join me?"

Ye Qing's mouth was almost dry.

As a result, Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina on the opposite side just frowned and thought, without showing any emotion.

"Um... It seems that I need to chop off one of your cubs' legs to enhance my credibility." Ye Qing looked sad.

"Never!"

Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina shouted immediately.

"Hey hey, then please promise me quickly, I can't wait to complete my evil... ahem, great plan!"

"...Are you sure you didn't slip up just now?"

"What? Are you asking how many legs should I cut off your cub?"

"..."

The three continued to quarrel without saying a word.

【Boss Ye Qing...is this a serious illness? 】

【He has said that he has slipped his mouth several times...】

【Hey, I just don’t know why the Federation has been reluctant to announce the real identity of Big Boss Ye Qing, otherwise I will definitely bring Gua Guo to visit him, hoping that he can recover soon. 】

【Are you sure you didn't bring knives and bombs upstairs...】

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but twitched.

They simply thought that Ye Qing said something wrong again.

"Everyone, stop guessing."

Discussion group.

The corner of Ju Zuo's mouth also twitched a few times, "Can't you understand this? This is what Ye Qing did on purpose, it's his bad taste!"

"He just wanted to slip the tongue on purpose, put on a look of 'you come and beat me', and then let everyone including us know that we don't like him, but we just can't do anything about him!"

The last sentence fell.

Once again, the boss slowly grabbed the new water glass that someone had just delivered, wanting to smash it to vent his anger.

Studio:"……"

Well, that's just right.

It is indeed the personality of the psychopath, lolicon, perverted superman, eighth-level gale, and boss Ye Qing.

It makes people hate him for not dying and there is nothing they can do about him!

"Wooooow, why do you insist on bullying me, an honest person?"

The world of reincarnation.

Ye Qing wiped the corners of his eyes, thinking about it.

"Hey, Teacher Ye Qing, what is this place? Who are those two?"

The next moment, a slightly immature voice sounded in the sealed space.

Naruto is here.

Ye Qing's eyes were moist, he slowly pulled Naruto to his side, and slowly put the knife in his hand on Naruto's neck.

"That's your parents. They suspect your teacher that I'm not a good person and want to destroy the world, so the teacher brought you in to tell them whether I'm a good person or not."

"...Master, can you put down the knife first, I'm afraid."

"Don't be afraid, Master will let you die without pain."

"Master, you are a good person, there is no one better than you in this world!"

"Well, this makes me happy, although it makes me feel weird to say that I am a good person..."

"..."

"Naruto?!"

No need for Ye Qing's introduction.

When Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina saw Naruto, they immediately shook their bodies.

Eye sockets instantly became moist.

……

I don't know how long it has been.

Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina finally agreed to let Ye Qing open the seal temporarily.

However, if they find something is wrong, for example, Ye Qing really wants to release Kyuubi, or wants to devour Kyuubi, or wants to do other things that are not good for their son Naruto.

They will do whatever it takes to seal Ye Qing and Nine Tails together.

This is the sealed space.

They feel they have this power.

Ye Qing said that he doesn't care.

So, tens of seconds later, Ye Qing raised his hand, randomly grabbed Jiuwei's head, swung his knife to cut off one of Jiuwei's tails and brought out the seal——

【Ding!Nine-Tails Chakra Detected (Year 1000): In the cottage. 】

[Estimated time required: 59 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. 】

It is probably because he has learned the chakra refining method, and has copied Danzo's chakra once, and his body has adapted to this power very well.

Therefore, it only takes two months to counterfeit the 1000-year-old Nine-Tails Chakra.

Ye Qing felt that he could afford to wait.

The palm shakes.

The broken tail of the nine-tailed fox that had just been chopped off turned into a miniature nine-tailed fox in his hands not long after.

"Here, Naruto, Master gave you a toy."

Ye Qing casually threw this mini Nine-Tails to Naruto.

"I'm not a toy, I'm the famous Nine Lamas!"

Nine Tails growled.

"Ah, ah, you will follow my apprentice from now on, I believe you will fall in love with him soon."

Ye Qing chuckled, feeling that the most powerful ability in the whole ninja world is not necessarily the Sage of the Six Paths' technique of Explosive Sky Star.

It's Naruto's mouth.

He believes that soon, the plot will be the same as in the original play.

Ku Lama and Naruto form a team of best friends.

"I hope you are really like what Naruto said, a guy with extremely serious evil tastes but a kind heart, otherwise I will curse you in the Pure Land World!"

Uzumaki Kushina glared at Ye Qing viciously.

"My son, please."

Namikaze Minato said this sentence to Ye Qing seriously and apologetically.

Then, their figures slowly dissipated——

Originally, what they left here with Naruto was just a chakra with will.

It dissipates when it comes out.

Now, Namikaze Minato is swallowed by the god of death because the main soul is swallowed by the god of death, and now this part of consciousness will also go there.

Uzumaki Kushina will return to the Pure Land world.

It can also understand the underworld or hell.

"Hey, I said earlier that I want to make a deal with you."

Ye Qing suddenly smiled.

He raised the knife, and under the gazes of several people who couldn't believe it, he slashed at himself——

Oh!

This is a phantom knife.

The effect is just to cut off a piece of his own soul.

Ye Qing's face turned pale in an instant, but he smiled and said: "The deal is that I will take good care of your son for you, and Uzumaki Kushina, you will take my split soul body to a good place."

"Um?!"

Uzumaki Kushina was startled.

But, before she could react, another piece of Ye Qing's soul stirred into her consciousness like a dye.

Eventually, with her consciousness, drawn to her soul.

Let's go to the pure land world of this world together.

"The road for the soul to be promoted to C-level has also been paved."

The corners of Ye Qing's mouth curled up slightly, muttering to himself.

In fact, there are more than 100 million remnant souls in his sea of ​​souls, which he got from the last integrated martial arts world through killing in the valley and later in Xinzheng City.

However, the souls of these people are too weak and contain too little spiritual energy, even if they absorb all of them, they cannot make a major breakthrough.

Moreover, the souls of these people have other functions.

And the pure land in the ninja world——

There are guys whose souls have become stronger because of practicing chakra.

As long as Liudao doesn't make trouble, he can grow rapidly by devouring the soul body there.

If Liu Dao intends to make trouble.

For example, to prevent myself from devouring the soul body there——

Well, he shouldn't be that stupid.

After all, he was only devouring some souls that had nothing to do with him, just like when he separated the ten tails to create the nine tailed beasts, but let the tailed beasts kill mortals.

He is not a saint.

What's more, if he really wants to stop him, it's not like he doesn't have the means to threaten him.

The light flashed.

The souls of Ye Qing and Naruto reappeared outside.

Naruto held Kurama in his arms, looking around like a curious baby.

And Ye Qing suddenly raised his head with a smile, looking at the faintly visible moon in the sky.

Old man of six paths, you don't want me to blow up that thing, do you?

Ding Dong!

The communicator rang.

[There is really a baby on it?When are you going to go up? 】

Hui Yue, who has been wandering around, looting treasures and looking for resources, sent a message.

Ye Qing looked at the remaining time left in his blindfolded eyes, felt another part of his soul, and found that the other part of his soul had not been attacked, so he typed a line——

[Let's wait for a while, after I finish my work here. 】

The moon itself must go up.

One is to threaten Liudao not to mess around, and the other is to go there to see if Tenseiken exists.

Just not now.

At least I have to wait until I finish the Chunin exams, meet Orochimaru, and then use my body to suck down Shuzuru, to see if I can make a breakthrough in my physique.

Ye Qing yawned, and lay back on the rocking chair.

"Pick up the chair for Dad, Dad is going back to sleep."

"Oh."

All three little ones agreed.

……

"Second...second uncle."

night.

Ye Qing was soundly asleep.

Suddenly he heard Erzhuzi calling him outside the door.

Pushing open the door and taking a look, Er Zhuzi's expression faltered as if he was constipated.

"What's wrong, you have hemorrhoids?" Ye Qing wondered.

"No, it's me..."

Er Zhuzi gritted his teeth, and finally stated his purpose: "Second Uncle, do you have other ways to make me stronger at a faster speed? I will quickly become stronger to your strength, and then go to my brother... find that Man, ask him why he was so ruthless in the first place to do that."

He said the weasel.

What he wanted to ask was why Itachi didn't find another way, but did something like massacre the whole family, even his own parents.

Even dying together is better than this choice!

"Well, you've already got three gems, no matter how strong you are, you can only think about opening the Kaleidoscope Sharingan." Ye Qing scratched his head.

"How to drive? Second uncle, tell me quickly!"

"Well...then you go dig up your father's grave now, take out the bones, throw up the ashes, and soak them in water to drink. It should be almost done."

"Asshole! I'm telling you business!"

"Then you go and have a hot tongue kiss with Naruto, and I will give you strength comparable to mine...Huh? What's the matter with your eager expression?"

Ye Qing rubbed his sleepy eyes, looking at Er Zhuzi in a daze.

"... Isn't there a more normal way?" Er Zhuzi gritted his teeth.

"What I said is the normal way!"

Ye Qing sighed.

To be honest, Er Zhuzi is too stubborn and useless compared to Weasel Sauce.

In the original plot, Weasel sauce opened the kaleidoscope at the age of 12.

And Erzhuzi received his constant help, including injecting a large amount of negative emotional power into his body for his eyes to absorb from the beginning.

As far as the case is concerned, the growth rate must be several times faster than that of Itachi.

As a result, it was only now that the three hook jade was barely opened.

The kaleidoscope does not yet know what year and month it will be.

"What are you thinking about?"

Erzhuzi's eyes gradually became flustered.

Slowly step back with both feet.

Numerous painful experiences let him know that every time Ye Qing stays alone with him.

Lost in thought beside him again.

Then, the moment of his nightmare is not far away.

"Well, I'm thinking about whether to give you an illusion, and create a few muscular versions of Naruto and Neji in black silk for you."

Ye Qing pondered for a long time.

Er Zhuzi was instantly terrified!
"Daba!"

He turned around and wanted to run.

"Don't run, this is the best way to make you stronger." Ye Qing raised his hand and grabbed Er Zhuzi back.

"Then I'd rather not open that kaleidoscope!"

Er Zhuzi's face turned pale, and his teeth were chattering.

"Hmph! This is not acceptable. As your daddy, I must take good care of you."

Ye Qing has a serious expression: "How about this, have sex with Naruto in the fantasy world, or have a hot tongue kiss with Naruto in reality for no less than 30 seconds, you choose one."

"I--"

Er Zhuzi thought about it.

Ye Qing's expression gradually became excited.

"No! Why should I choose? I don't even want to!" Er Zhuzi actually came to his senses.

Seeing this, Ye Qing couldn't help being extremely disappointed.

Kakashi, who was peeping secretly, was also extremely disappointed.

"Son, you have no idea what you're missing."

Ye Qing silently lit a cigarette, sighing endlessly.

"I really came to ask you for advice, not to joke with you!"

The second pillar is about to explode.

"Oh, the little fur boy just has a bad temper... Don't make trouble, then tell me, what do you want to know?"

"How to become stronger? I want a more serious answer!"

"Well, do you want the regular version or the cracked version?"

"Let's talk about the first one!"

"The normal version is that you sneak into Naruto's room now, and while Naruto is still asleep, you suddenly hold down his hands, take off his underpants, and slowly take out the underpants under his eyes full of panic tears. If your imperial soldiers... are not enough, you should know where Ning Ci sleeps..."

"Ahhhh!!!"

Er Zhuzi jumped on Ye Qing's body, trying to strangle him to death.

"What about the cracked version?"

"Now go kill your Weasel sauce, and replace the pair of eyeballs of your Weasel sauce, it's a 100% fidelity Kaleidoscope Sharingan."

"..."

Er Zhuzi said that this was the strongest killing intent in his heart ever.

If my mother can beat my brother, I will come to you eagerly to ask how to become stronger?
Are you farting? ! !
Then--

"Fuck!"

Ye Qing was so surprised that he couldn't hold the cigarette steady.

At this time, lying on him, in the eyes of Erzhuzi's Sangouyu Shulun, the Sangouyu actually had a tendency to merge together.

"what happened?"

After the two words fell, Er Zhuzi woke up in an instant and came back to his senses, looking at Ye Qing suspiciously.

And the Sangou jade that was supposed to be fused in his eyes also dispersed again, returning to calm.

Ye Qing sighed.

"It's nothing, you should go to sleep, the exam is due tomorrow."

He flicked two pillars away with one finger.

"It doesn't make sense..."

Ye Qing doesn't know.

In the discussion group in the real world, the boss frowned slightly and whispered to himself.

He discovered that Ye Qing used to separate out his avatar and block the live broadcast room whenever it was something that needed to be kept secret.

But when it came to Naruto, Ye Qing didn't do that.

Isn't that tailed beast named [Nine Lamas] important?
Or--

Ye Qing wanted to let the people of Eastern Star Civilization know that Naruto had a tailed beast inside him.

Then, set a trap and let people from the East Star Civilization grab it?

But if this is the case, then Ye Qing might miss a move and lose a tailed beast that is said to be extremely rare in this world.

Could he still find the second Nine-Tails?