Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

"My lord, shall we do it?"

outside the park.

Rosa and Deco looked at Ye Qing fiercely.

Ye Qing looked at them with a strange smile, and treated Chu Tian and the others together with Chu Linger like no one else was there.

It looks like you are coming to beat me up.

After taking the blue pill, he seemed to be the same Ye Qing as before.

Got neuropathy again.

"It has become a treasure of rules, and we can only follow the rules, otherwise bad things will happen."

The emperor's face was as sinking as water, and he looked at [Rules for Lolita Amusement Park].

Chu Tian and the others looked over at the same time——

【Dear aunts, welcome to Lolita Amusement Park.People here have the most complete amusement equipment and different amusement items in the heavens and myriad worlds, which guarantee that you, your friends and relatives can get the most enjoyable amusement experience!But when playing, please uncles and aunts must abide by the following rules to avoid accidents. 】

[One: Aunts who are colorblind, like sugar, and have poor psychological endurance will not be accepted. Please don't hide it from the platelet loli, or you will bear the consequences. 】

[Two: All the working lolita in the amusement park are wearing blue uniforms. If you see a working little loli wearing a red uniform coming to talk to you and recommending you to play some kind of game, please ignore her, she is fake; if you see The working little loli in a black uniform is coming towards you, please run away as quickly as possible and find the nearest dried loli shop, and inform the clerk about it. 】

[Three: The staff of the amusement park are all staffed by little Lolita. Little Lolita is a cute creature with two eyes, a nose and a mouth, and can beep. Please make sure that the work you see The staff is loli.If not, please pretend you didn’t notice it and walk back to the ticket office immediately, Platelet Lolita will give you a replacement ticket for the normal park—don’t worry, that kind of situation may be the reason why you entered the meeting place of the strange sorghum by mistake. It's because I'm afraid you'll ruin the good mood of those strange Shushu. 】

[Four: The loli dry store does not sell any toys related to the strange sorghum, including the strange sorghum doll, the strange sorghum balloon, the strange sorghum mask... Please do not buy any kind of things related to the strange sorghum in the loli dry store .If you did not make a purchase, but later found that there were more toys related to the strange sorghum in your belongings during the game, please hand them over to the little loli who manages the order in the amusement park, and they will destroy the germ-containing toys in time toys and give you a full refund as compensation. 】

[Five: It is normal to hear ravings such as "cellar", "goldfish", and "lollipop" in your ears during the game. Please relax and continue playing.But if the whispers in your ears turn into bursts of sharp laughter, please quickly take out the receipt you received when you entered the park, put it into the nearest blue trash can and wait by the trash can until the sharp laughter disappears ——This is an abnormality in the public address system in the amusement park, please don't be too nervous. 】

【Six: Please don't accept any candy that the little loli hands to you, even if it looks delicious. 】

[Seven: This amusement park is called "Lolita Amusement Park", not "Weird Shushu Amusement Park" or any other name, please make sure of this and don't talk to anyone who is discussing other names of amusement parks. 】

[Eight: Weird Shushu is just some strange Shushu. They also have a good side. This garden has no intention of targeting Weishushu. Meaning, please be sure to praise it from the bottom of your heart, don't show any malice, and point out that you are not a loli, until it is satisfied and leaves. 】

[Nine: The entrance and exit of the Lolita Amusement Park are the same. Once you find yourself walking on a remote path when you are about to leave, and there is no working little loli beside you, please take out the admission ticket To ignite or tear.Take it easy, a job loli will find you soon and take you out of the amusement park. 】

[Ten: There are many play items in this amusement park, there are mazes, haunted houses, secret rooms...but there is absolutely no cellar, absolutely no!don't go in! 】

【Eleven: Laughter is contagious, but it’s only relative to people.If you find yourself laughing with stray cats, dogs, birds or other animals laughing, please stop laughing immediately and go to the nearest gourmet store to buy a glass of "Weird Misty Same Happiness Water" to feed them.Don't wonder why they laugh, and don't wonder why the happy water looks like Coke mixed with Sprite, this is a special drink for them in the amusement park. 】

[Twelfth: Every loli playing in the amusement park is the most precious treasure of this amusement park, please don't be rough on them, and don't quarrel in front of them, if they are unhappy, the director will be very unhappy too of. 】

[Thirteen: All the amusement facilities are very fun and can make you happy all day. You can use the ticket to play any kind of amusement facilities with the little loli at will. Please protect the little loli and pay attention to whether there are any Weird Shushu is playing the same game as you. 】

【…】

[Twenty: If you accidentally violate any of the above rules, and find yourself walking towards a cellar, surrounded by a lot of weird smiling people, please immediately shout "Praise the Lord of Lolita", Lolita The Lord of Lolita will bless you (and only the Lord of Lolita can bless you). 】

[The above are all the rules for tourists, I wish you have fun! 】

What is this?
After reading the rules for tourists, such an idea popped up in everyone's mind.

Is this stuff really human understandable?

Countless people's heads are about to explode, but they still don't know how to play in this amusement park!
In a mental hospital.

He Hua looked at Ye Changjiang suspiciously.

Ye Changjiang looked at He Hua in confusion.

This thing-

Is it really something our son can think of?

Xiao Keli hugged Xiao Hua, shivering on the sofa.

I must leave Big Bad...I must go to school for boarding!

"Aunt Shushu, if you don't want to play, just leave, don't block other tourists who want to play."

The world of reincarnation.

Platelet loli became arrogant, pouted her mouth unhappily, trying to drive everyone away.

Rosa and Deco smiled dismissively, subconsciously wanting to leave.

Who cares to go here to play?

Even a fool can see that there must be dangers inside, right? !

They turned around, and suddenly found that the entrance of Lolita Amusement Park appeared in front of them again.

The location has changed, but the distance between the park entrance and them has never changed.

"Hey hey, little lolis, come here!"

On the side, Ye Qing suddenly wiped his saliva, and walked in directly with the people.

"Ticket! Aunt Shushu, you haven't bought a ticket yet!"

Platelet loli was about to cry, she wanted to stop Ye Qing, but how could she be Ye Qing's opponent?
With a flick of Ye Qing's palm, he threw her back to the door.

Can you do this? !
Rosa and Deco thought about it.

"Don't think about it. He can do that because he is the maker. It's not difficult to make a few loopholes in the rules that only you know."

The emperor said in a deep voice: "Buy tickets now and go in, don't let them go far."

He is not going to take action on this loli amusement park for the time being.

Leaving aside Ye Qing's activation of this rule-based treasure, Ye Qing himself is also restricted by the rules and cannot violate them.

Because Ye Qing is not at the level where he can control the rules.

They're on a level playing field.

Besides, this regular treasure itself, even if he could break it, the price he would pay would be extremely heavy.

The three of them quickly asked Platelet Loli what they should use to buy the tickets.

After paying a certain amount of soul and vitality, they successfully entered the park.

But at this time, Ye Qing and the others have already encountered the first little loli that walked towards them on its own initiative.

"Shushu, do you want to play with Keli?"

The little loli in a red uniform was giggling and asking questions kawaii.

"Papa Mama, look! That's me!"

real world.

In a mental hospital, Xiao Keli screamed excitedly.

She looked at the little loli on the screen, and found that she looked exactly like herself, except that she was wearing red clothes, which was not good-looking at all.

"Huh? It seems to be true."

He Hua looked suspiciously at the black-clothed loli in the live broadcast room, and then at Xiao Keli.

She was surprised to find that the two were exactly the same!
"Keep watching. If this person is really not our son, it is not incomprehensible for him to borrow our son's name and body shape to make a little Keli."

Ye Changjiang smiled lightly: "If it was our son, I think he will take good care of Keli..."

Snapped!
Before the words finished, the three of them noticed that Ye Qing kicked another Keli and flew away.

"Play with your sister, play, play! Damn, you are the most annoying!"

Ye Qing cursed, then led the crowd and left.

Little Keli: "?"

He Hua: "..."

Ye Changjiang: "..."

Live audience: "..."

What are you doing wild?