Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

Chapter 273 No, I Can't Sit Now

real world.

Ye Qing returned to Chen Yong's residence.

After a while, he saw Chen Yong with a pale face, chaotic eyes and a hint of madness.

Lying on the sofa, looking at the ceiling, smoking a cigarette very silently.

The floor was littered with cigarette butts.

"Uh... which brawny man is hungry and desperate to attack you?"

Ye Qing showed curiosity.

"Who?!"

Chen Yong sat up from the sofa with a thud!

"..."

Ye Qing remembered that his body exploded, and now his soul is still seriously injured.

In the reincarnation space, everyone can see him clearly because of the rules.

Not in the real world.

"I can't even hear your daddy's voice, son, daddy is very sad."

Ye Qing could only force himself to restore a little bit of spiritual power in his body, and made a fake body like the shadow clone.

Chen Yong saw Ye Qing.

Then, he was at a loss.

It's like the loss of consciousness when you see the thing you dream of appearing in front of you for a moment.

Afterwards, expressions of disbelief, sadness, anger, and fatigue emerged from his face.

Stare at Ye Qing closely.

Ye Qing also looked at him curiously.

I don't know how long ago.

Pfft!
Chen Yong suddenly knelt down towards Ye Qing.

"Boss, you are back!!!"

He opened his mouth, and an incomparably shrill howling sound immediately came out of his mouth.

"Please, don't let me play you again next time? In order to imitate one ten-thousandth of your essence, I have heard ravings from the void, and everything looks like a loli...I want to live , I don't want to go crazy."

"No, what I heard was not raving, it was a call from [Lolita Paradise], babbling, babbling, there were 72 lolis waving at me, holding flowers and milk in their hands, asking me to take the precepts piously, take a bath The glory of the Lord of Lolita..."

While talking, Chen Yong went crazy.

There was a look of fascination and yearning in his eyes.

Ye Qing scratched his head blankly.

Just pretending to be me, is the result so terrible?

wrong.

It must be caused by your lack of willpower!

Jingle Bell!
Suddenly, the phone rang.

It was the cell phone that Ye Qing handed to Chen Yong before he left.

Not far away, Chen Yong suddenly seemed to hear the footsteps of an evil spirit coming to claim his life, and he slumped on the ground in great horror, and kept backing away.

"I don't answer! I don't want to answer!!!"

He yelled, his voice full of panic and helplessness.

This baby-

Maybe soon you will be able to be a patient friend with yourself.

Ye Qing silently booked Chen Yong the ward next door to him, then picked up his phone.

He found out that his mommy had opened it.

Mama is so scary?
He puts on the video call—

"Mama, it's only been so long since we separated, do you miss your good son hehehe?"

Ye Qing chuckled.

On the other side of the video, two heads, one small and three heads unexpectedly appeared.

"Da silly young?"

He Hua called out tentatively.

Ye Qing's face darkened in an instant, and he said sadly: "Ma Ma, you want to lose your precious son forever, don't you?"

"I just made so many video calls to you, why didn't you answer?"

"Well, the big guy who borrowed my name is back, I just greeted him."

"Receive the wind? How did you catch him?"

"It's nothing, I just asked him how he felt about this civilized reincarnation war. He said that all difficulties are paper lolita, and they will collapse as soon as they are beaten. Then he taught me some practical combat skills, saying that I will change from a boy to a man."

"This sounds weird... Sit down and talk, don't stick your dog's head in the screen."

"No, I can't sit yet."

"Um?!!"

He Hua and Ye Changjiang both turned pale at the same time.

"Son, what you said about receiving the wind, teaching you hands-on, actual combat skills...does it mean..."

"what?"

Ye Qing scratched his head blankly.

I can't sit because my body hurts everywhere, and sitting is uncomfortable.

The other thing is because I want to find a reason to explain in advance that I am destined to become stronger and stronger in the future.

Where are you thinking?

"Okay, let's change the question."

The corner of Ye Changjiang's mouth twitched a few times, "Well, son, where did we talk to you earlier, do you remember?"

Swish!
The voice just fell.

Chen Yong, who had been terrified just now, immediately jumped to the edge of the sofa with agility, avoided the camera, and took out a large piece of paper from above.

It recorded the call records of He Hua and Ye Changjiang with him during this day, and the 370 questions they asked him, including his answers.

There are more than 100 missed calls.

Ye Qing: "..."

No wonder you are going crazy.

I'm crazy too.

"Uncle Ye, you just asked me what I think of Xiao Keli. My answer is that steaming is the best, and then fried in bread crumbs. The strange sorghum next door is crying... Hehehe, this method is wonderful, I Why didn't I think it could be fried."

Ye Qing couldn't help but secretly wiped his mouth.

He Hua: "?"

Ye Changjiang: "?"

Little Keli: "???"

really you? !

"Where's the boss who borrowed your name?"

He Hua was annoyed.

She also watched the live broadcast and knew that "Boss Ye Qing" had returned to the real world.

So, this may be the reason why I suddenly feel nothing wrong with my own smashing, and it is exactly the same as the stupid smashing in my impression.

But she still doesn't believe it, she can't expose Ye Qing!

"Here it is."

Ye Qing immediately switched the camera.

Chen Yong changed the shape of his face at the right time, turning into the appearance that Ye Qing changed in the world of reincarnation.

Pale.

His eyes were wise and mixed with madness.

There is always a weird smile on the corner of his mouth...

"Okay, I'll go home later, Ma Ma, don't think about it."

Ye Qing hung up the phone with a snap, and stuffed the phone back into his pocket.

After that, he took out a resource named [Blast Escape] from his personal backpack and threw it to Chen Yong. He said he would look for you next time, so he opened the portal and left.

Well, he is very satisfied with Chen Yong's performance this time.

From the conversation between his daddy Mama and Chen Yong, he could see that both his dad and mommy were suspicious of Chen Yong, but Chen Yong really did not leak anything.

Hehehe, wait until I go back, and then use my clever brain to pretend to be a disguise.

I don't believe Mommy still doubts herself!
in the room.

Chen Yong should have been happy to get a resource in his hand.

However, now he is not only not happy, the remaining blood on his face is still being drawn away little by little.

Find me next time...

Do you really want me to bathe in the glory of the Lord of Lolita?

Swish!
Suddenly, Ye Qing reappeared.

"Well, your lighter looks good, so I'll accept it."

Ye Qing almost tore Chen Yong's pants, and took out an exquisite lighter.

"Don't! That's my girlfriend sent me..."

Chen Yong didn't finish his sentence.

Ye Qing really disappeared.

"Send me a birthday present..."

Chen Yong's gaze became extremely dull.

……

Mental hospital.

Ye Qing deliberately hid downstairs for a long time before going up.

Open the door of the ward.

As expected, He Hua and Ye Changjiang sat in the living room expressionlessly.

On the side, Xiao Keli, who was holding Xiaohua, heard the movement, turned her little head, and gave Ye Qing a look that I can't help the big villain, big villain, you are asking for blessings.

"Hehehe, Mama, why don't you look cheerful, I brought you delicious fried chicken."

Ye Qing laughed and trotted over.

Spread your hands, there is a fried chicken bucket full of fried chicken in your hand, it is delicious.

"You went to steal something?"

In an instant, He Hua's willow eyebrows stood on end.

I made a draft in my mind before, and I planned to ask Ye Qing questions, but forgot all of them.

She is strict about giving pocket money, especially for a mentally ill person like Ye Qing, she never gave pocket money!

"No!"

Hearing this, tears welled up in Ye Qing's eyes, and he said loudly: "Ma Ma, don't always treat me as a bad person, okay, I've quit the habit of borrowing things from others!"

"...Then where did you get this?"

"Oh, when I came back, I saw a child on the road holding a bucket of fried chicken. I slapped him twice and he gave it to me. Speaking of which, the moral education in the Federation is quite perfect, so he cried and looked for his father. I went there and didn't scold me."

He Hua: "..."

Ye Changjiang: "..."

Little Keli: "..."

Big villain, do you really feel uncomfortable if you don't get beaten by your dad for a day?

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