Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

"Ma Ma, I have some personal matters that I want to deal with..."

Ye Qing's avatar silently glanced at the TV station's logo on the upper right corner of the TV, and wrote it down.

Then I want to go back to the room.

He feels that people are inherently mortal, and some people need some help.

"You have a fart private matter. Could it be that you think you are really this [Boss Ye Qing] and want to go to class?"

Ye Changjiang stopped him.

"Then I'll go downstairs and smoke a cigarette, right?!"

Ye Qing was annoyed and went downstairs.

Finding a person who twisted the guy's neck into a twist because he couldn't help it for several nights, he took out his ID card and slapped the person on the face.

And found out half a bag of Huazi from this man.

Pumped up beautifully.

Investigation Bureau staff: "?"

Whoa!
Studio.

Finally the screen appeared.

【Ha ha!I'm coming! 】

[As expected of Boss Ye Qing, I can feel Boss Ye Qing's arrogance through the screen! 】

[It's still dark, you feel a hair!do you have hair 】

Whoa!
unexpected.

In the screen of the live broadcast room, a beam of light fell down, illuminating a figure.

Actually-

It's Chutian!
"To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

Then, everyone saw Chu Tian shout with a haggard look.

"for--"

Xilin, who was carrying a machete behind his back, squirmed his lips several times, "In order to maintain world peace!"

On the side, Hui Yue, holding a magic wand, screamed in a death-defying tone: "Practice love and true evil!"

Chu Linger, who was like a school girl, clenched her fist several times and then let it go, and exclaimed, "A cute and charming villain!"

A man with a handsome appearance but with "wisdom" in his eyes slowly appeared on the stage, and said with a serious face: "We are the loli arrest team that travels through the heavens and worlds!"

Everyone shouted in unison: "White hole, a white tomorrow is waiting for us!"

Afterwards, the man with "wisdom" in his eyes slapped the head of a little tiger-like creature.

Xiaohua: "Meow? Meow?"

Everyone in the studio: "..."

Everyone watching the broadcast: "..."

He Hua and Ye Changjiang: "..."

Is this a group of retarded people?

But that guy who has no hair like a little tiger, why does he look a little like a little flower?
It's not like other places.

It was quite loud.

"Uh, I've been rehearsing this way of playing for a long time, why don't you guys come and send out a reward?"

In the live room screen.

Ye Qing with a handsome face scratched his head, feeling a little frustrated.

Then, he grabbed Chu Ling'er.

"If you come to launch a rocket, I will take her shoulders directly. I'm serious."

Ye Qing's expression was extremely serious.

【That... Boss Ye Qing, there is no reward system for this live broadcast. 】

Studio.

Someone weakly posted a barrage.

"Very good, then this [Little Chrysanthemum Class] held by Ye Tiandi and I ends here."

Ye Qing turned around and was about to leave.

Live audience: "???"

"Come back, so many people have been looking forward to you for a long time before you show up, are you willing to let them down?"

Chu Tian called Ye Qing exhaustedly, "And you forgot, the leaders said that if you download the broadcast in less than an hour, your wages will be deducted."

He regretted it.

Regretting why I agreed to Ye Qing, a psychopath, to meet him this morning.

When it was over, he was approached by the leader.

He said that during the live broadcast, if Ye Qing wants to play tricks, or say something unconscionable, he must be stopped.

Actually, the leaders didn't want Ye Qing to say anything.

The most important thing is to let Ye Qing prove to the public that Ye Qing's heart is for the Federation by live broadcasting on the official website for an hour.

"Damn it! You can't bear to open the reward system, garbage federation!"

Ye Qing came back with a gloomy expression on his face.

Go back to the camera.

Well, so what to say next?
"You can talk about the types, dangers, and opportunities of the reincarnation world. You can focus on explaining to newcomers who haven't experienced it yet, and be careful to have a positive meaning."

Chu Tian reminded Ye Qing in a low voice at the right time.

Well, it has to do with the world of reincarnation.

There is also a positive meaning.

Ye Qing pondered for a while.

Thinking that no matter how small a fly is, it is still meat, he officially started his [Lecture]——

"Well, about things in the reincarnation world, it's actually very simple."

"Anyone who has a younger sister who is not related by blood...cough cough, anyone who has the ring of reincarnation should have heard that rabbits cannot eat grass beside their nests...the saying that the world of reincarnation is dangerous. So even if they see very Cute little loli......Even if she sees the wonderful world of reincarnation, she doesn't dare to strike up a conversation...I don't dare to muster up the courage to take risks, so I completely gave up this perverted idea...Give up the urge to take risks .”

"Ahem, this is actually wrong. Let's not listen to what others say, we must learn to try to strike up a conversation or two... Try to have a reincarnation experience once or twice. Even if it doesn't work, oh no, even if you get caught, oh No, even if you are in danger, don't be afraid. They are all loli sisters who are not related by blood, and the fat water does not flow to outsiders... No, I mean it is all your own choice, and you should have an indomitable ambition. Be brave Courage to face loli, oh no, face danger."

"A paw like mine... this hand was broken by my mother... no, it was broken by the enemy of the reincarnation world. But I still haven't succumbed to domestic violence... the villain of the reincarnation world. In the end, it made me who I am today.”

"So, only by being brave enough to try can we make progress and get a better loli... get a better future!"

Ye Qing finally finished speaking.

Well, he felt that he said it very well, with a very positive meaning.

However, for a while.

The entire Blue Star civilization.

Silent.

In the live broadcast room, there was not even a bullet screen for a long, long time.

They all feel deeply confused.

A large amount of information and knowledge flooded into their brains at once, making it impossible for them to process them in time.

Snapped!
Behind.

Chutian and Xilin covered their faces in pain.

I knew it……

They all cried out in pain.

"Bastard!"

In a mental hospital, Xiao Keli gritted her teeth angrily.

"Mama, I'm going to buy stationery for school tomorrow!"

Then, she angrily walked out of the ward, not planning to see Ye Qing, this dead sister again.

Now there are two younger sisters in the family.

One is her, and the other is Qi Qi who holds a small notebook all day long and doesn't know how many "knowledge points" are written in it.

Judging by Ye Qing's appearance, he must be planning to bully both of them!
snort!
When passing by Ye Qing's bedroom, Xiao Keli found that the door of Ye Qing's bedroom was open.

He looked at He Hua and the others.

After realizing that none of them were looking this way, Xiao Keli sneered and went in, trying to find Ye Qing's treasure place and destroy all the treasures inside.

Hey?
Suddenly, when she opened Ye Qing's pillow and shook it, she found that there were several paper-like things hidden inside, as well as coins...

【Well, Big Boss Ye Qing, can you tell me specifically what dangers you will encounter when catching a loli... in the reincarnation experience? 】

【Ha ha ha ha!Are you also infected upstairs? ! 】

[Fortunately, I have practiced Buddhism since I was a child, and I have read [-] Buddhist scriptures. My devotion to the Lord of Lolita...to my Buddha has kept me from being infected... right? 】

Studio.

The little chrysanthemum class is still going on.

"What danger?"

Seeing the barrage, Ye Qing couldn't help thinking for a while.

"Well, the main danger is still from Lolita's parents... from the natives of the world, it's hard for you to tell which unattractive guy is actually the protagonist or the ultimate villain in this world, and will be your way to get Lolita...to success stumbling block."

【Brother Ye Qing, can you tell me the solution? 】

"Well, it's relatively simple. You just talk to someone and ask him to tell you a story. When you talk about someone's story, you find that your evil value... When your exploration speed increases. The protagonist in this story is what you want The loli I caught...the main character I want to find. After finding this person, you can tell who is good and who is villain after a while, and finally successfully capture...finally successfully complete this experience."

Ye Qing received a few minutes of "affectionate greetings" from the federal leaders through the headset.

In desperation, he could only start his new round of lectures honestly.

Many of them are known to those who are about to practice reincarnation.

But there are also quite a few conclusions that Ye Qing deduced through his golden fingers of foresight.

Let those who watch the live broadcast have a deep feeling.

"Is there a native of the reincarnation world who wants to kill you? Kneel down and kowtow first! Keep alive, don't be shabby!"

"How can I reduce the probability of my own death as much as possible? Go to the world of some romantic action movies. If you can still die in that kind of world, there will be ghosts."

"How to raise the little loli? Hehehe, this is my professional field... Ahem! What are you talking about? Do you really think I'm a pervert?!"

"..."

Ye Qing answered one question after another.

【Boss Ye Qing, you have changed your code name twice recently, what do you think of the high-level federation? 】

Seeing that the live broadcast was about to end, someone sent out such a barrage.

Seeing this, Ye Qing couldn't help but startled.

Then, with trembling hands, he slowly wiped the corners of his eyes.

"I have no opinion...really, you have to trust me. I don't dare to speak to the federation...that's why I have no opinion."

The audience in the live broadcast room: "?"

"Bastard!!! Can't you be more normal?! You beep beep, I will beep beep, and if you talk nonsense, I will beep beep..."

In the headset, the voice of the Telegraph Ape was instantly heard.

Ye Qing couldn't help laughing strangely.

Damn!Let you not activate the reward function, and stop my dear book friends... Netizens give me rewards.

I can't kill you guys!

"Come on, I've basically said everything I need to say. It's time for me to go back and drink a few cups of loli juice to quench my thirst. Hmm... I recently had an idea to set up a [Lolita support group] legion, with myself as the leader of the legion. Fei ten reincarnation order one, the task is to take in the loli from the heavens and the world... Damn! If you scold me again, I will go to the capital conference room to get you, pretend I don't know where you are, right?!"

Ye Qing confronted the federal leaders in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Afterwards, through the extremely high volume in Ye Qing's headset, many people discovered that all the leaders of the Federation had been immersed in the road for many years, and all of them had the status of quasi-emperor.

All kinds of rumors are like a flood, and there is a wave of annihilation sweeping the world.

You must know that they were not the leaders of the Federation from birth, but sprayed a bloody road in the thorn forest, spraying until no one in the world dared to respect them, and they were undefeated all their lives, and finally set foot on their current position!
However, it is a pity that what they are facing is an alternative enlightened contemporary Judao Supreme.

A generation of trolls, Ye Tiandi.

He held the headset emperor soldier, stepped on the three thousand avenues, pushed across the ages, and even the combined efforts of several leaders were not his opponents.

Finally lost.

Ding Dong!

Suddenly, Ye Qing, who was about to take advantage of the victory to chase after the victory and instill evil in these leaders, so that they would not dare to confront him in the future, found that his mobile phone rang.

Picking it up, it turned out to be a call from Xiao Keli.

"Hey, little loli, do you miss you, O'Neill?"

Ye Qing chuckled, and wiped his saliva in front of the camera in the live broadcast room.

"Big villain, if you have 100 yuan, would you give it to me...will you give it to me?"

Xiao Keli's weak voice came.

"It's okay to talk about federal currency, but reincarnation points are out of the question."

"What about 100?"

"Hehehe, as long as you kiss Oni-chan, I will give you 1000 million yuan."

"Well, what about the 37 yuan and fifty cents?"

"...Did you turn over my pillow?"

Ye Qing fell silent.

Little Keli: "..."

Ye Qing: "..."

Little Keli: "..."

"Talk! Mother Xipi, then I borrowed it from someone... I saved it for a long time to buy magazines! You wait for me! If I don't suck your little ass today, I will take your surname!!!"

Ye Qing jumped into a rage, and disappeared in the live broadcast room in a flash.

Countless viewers in the live broadcast room: "?"

Own--

It was as if he had heard something extraordinary.

Big brother Ye Qing really has a sister who is not related by blood? !