Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens
Chapter 293 A woman who is too smart will not be favored by the Lord of Lolita
"who are you?!"
Kurosaki Ichigo, who was released from the death form and returned to his own body, quickly became alert.
Look closely--
A man with a stature as strong as a bear, with wise eyes shining, was carrying a little loli on his back.
Appeared eerily from the darkness.
"Well, some people have called me Daddy, some have called me Daddy, and some have called me Odou-sang, you can choose any one to call me."
Ye Qing looked Kurosaki Ichigo up and down with a smile.
Is this the protagonist of this world?
Well, it has a face that makes him want to tear it apart.
It will be torn up later.
"You are a bad person?"
Kurosaki Ichigo looked warily at Ye Qing who seemed to be thinking of something bad.
"Damn it! Is there a villain as handsome as me?"
"...With all due respect, your aesthetics may be a little different from ordinary people."
"Fart! Nobody calls me ugly where I live!"
"Excuse me, where do you live?"
"...Okay, live in a mental hospital."
Ye Qing felt a little heartbroken.
Kurosaki Ichigo felt that he had really encountered a psychopath.
But if you think about it carefully, the guy's strange appearance from the darkness just now is not like the ability that normal psychopaths can possess.
He couldn't help being vigilant quietly, thinking that if there was a problem, he would run away immediately.
Let's see if I can catch up with the man who called himself "Urahara Kisuke" before.
"Hey, don't be nervous, Daddy won't hurt you."
Ye Qing sighed, not knowing where to take out the pen and paper.
"I come from the [Lolita Support Group] organization that protects the present world. My personal responsibility is to monitor any danger that may cause harm to this city, no matter people or things. So I hope you can cooperate with me to make a simple record to avoid Unnecessary misunderstanding."
"This--"
Kurosaki Ichigo was startled.
For a moment, he felt that this kind of thing didn't seem to hurt him.
Still agreed.
Even if the guy in front of him is really crazy, it's okay to play with him!
Ye Qing: "Well, very good. First of all, I will inform you that I am Ye Qing (show ID), the director of the [Lolita Support Group], and I am now questioning you according to the law. Please answer truthfully. Question, you have the right to refuse to answer, do you hear clearly?"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "Listen clearly."
Ye Qing: "Please tell me your name, age, identity, family members and other basic information."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. I am 15 years old this year. I am a first-year student in Class 1, Class 3, Karazu Daiichi High School. There is a father and two younger sisters at home."
Ye Qing: "Do you know why I asked you?"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "I probably know."
Ye Qing: "Please tell me what happened in detail."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "10 minutes ago, I was about to go to bed when a young woman in a long black dress with a knife on her waist broke into my house. I thought she was a thief, so I had an argument with her... "
Ye Qing: "Please describe the appearance of that young woman and that monster in detail."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "That girl calls herself Kuchiki Rukia, she has short black hair with tail curled up, dark purple eyes, single bangs hanging down to her forehead, she is petite..."
Ye Qing: "Do you know that woman, or have you seen her somewhere?"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "No."
Ye Qing: "Please tell us about your property loss or injury during this incident."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "That black monster suddenly appeared and injured my family, and..."
Ye Qing: "What I said above is what Kuchiki Rukia caused to you when she fought the monster. It is related to all your property losses and injuries, right?"
"..."
Ye Qing and Kurosaki Ichigo asked and answered.
Soon, a complete transcript was released.
"Well, now you write a sentence below 'I have read the transcript above, it is the same as what I said', and then sign your name and you can leave."
Ye Qing solemnly asked Kurosaki Ichigo to sign.
Kurosaki Ichigo always felt weird.
On the tower, Huali, who clearly heard the conversation between Ye Qing and Kurosaki Ichigo, was silent for a long time.
She felt that if she hadn't been arrested dozens or hundreds of times, she wouldn't be able to record the interview process of this kind of transcript, and even the aspects that need to be paid attention to in the transcript, like Ye Qing.
He even came up with a routine to deliberately guide this idiot named Kurosaki Ichigo to blame Kuchiki Rukia in the transcript.
This guy might be a repeat offender.
Huali thought so.
Then, she discovered that Ye Qing handed a metal plate to Kurosaki Ichigo.
"Since you were forced to come into contact with the god of death and gain the power of the god of death, we don't need to hold you accountable. If you encounter similar things in the future, please crush this metal plate as soon as possible, and professionals will naturally come to solve it .”
Ye Qing said with a serious expression: "Maintaining the stability of the present world is the responsibility of our [Lolita Support Group], please don't act recklessly just because you have gained the power of the god of death, and by the way, come to the headquarters of my Lolita Support Group tomorrow to report, otherwise We will also regard you as a risk factor and remove it."
Hearing this, Kurosaki Ichigo nodded in surprise and earnestly.
He didn't mean to object either.
Professional matters naturally have to be done by professionals. There are criminals who break the law in the real world. Isn't it the law enforcement officers in the real world who catch them, and others have no law enforcement power?
but--
Kurosaki Ichigo looked at the metal plate in his hand and was silent for a long time.
"Well, are you sure I can crush this?"
"...I'm sorry, I forgot that you're trash if you don't use the Death God ability."
"...If I didn't see you holding a little girl, I would have fought with you, really."
"Oh, you mean this mentally retarded loli? Don't worry about her, I just drugged her, and she can't wake up no matter what."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "..."
He felt his killing intent rising.
Obviously only 15 years old, he has never killed a chicken before, but now he really wants to kill a person very urgently.
It's still the kind that wants to be killed by a thousand knives.
"What is the origin of your so-called [Loli Support Group]?"
After a long time, Kurosaki Ichigo, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly asked.
He found that Ye Qing had never made a move against him, and he was probably not the opponent of this pervert.
Just ask him what he wants to know.
"Well, you can understand us as a great organization that wants to protect little loli, so we have to protect other people as well, and stop all great organizations that want to harm people in the world."
Ye Qing was devout, "By the way, we believe in the Lord of Lolita."
"Understood, you are a cult." Kurosaki Ichigo's face darkened.
Ye Qing immediately became angry, "Damn! How did you say that? Who doesn't know a little loli? Can you guarantee that you will never get a little loli for the rest of your life? If you don't like us, drive us away, you guys You have to wait to die. Little Lolita doesn't want to die, little Lolita wants to live."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "..."
Huali: "..."
They inexplicably feel that this neuropathy is so touching.
"Okay, what's your relationship with that girl just now, Kuchiki Rukia, are you hostile?"
"Well, we are people from the real world, and our internal members are all made up of people from the real world. They are gods of death, from the world of corpses and souls, and their appearance in this world is their invasion of my [Lolita Support Group] territory without authorization. But if they If they don’t cause trouble and don’t bring danger into the world, we usually ignore them.”
"What's the difference between you and them?"
"The difference is that under normal circumstances, we don't think about going to them to cause trouble. We are a peaceful, democratic, and united organization, the kind of sage on the outside and king on the inside. It is to implement the sage's way to outsiders, and treat our own people with Like a slave—I can’t bully others, and I can’t bully you gangsters? Well, that’s probably what it means.”
"...It turns out that you are really a cult."
"No! You will know when you come to my headquarters tomorrow morning!"
Ye Qing angrily reported the location of the Maple Leaf Club's headquarters building, then turned around and left without delay.
Now Kurosaki Ichigo was puzzled.
Looking at Ye Qing who disappeared into the darkness with Xiao Keli on his back, he couldn't help but ponder, wondering if the so-called [Lolita Support Group] really existed?
On the electric tower, Huali was also taken aback.
She was surprised that Ye Qing didn't do anything to this kid.
Fortunately, she just sent a message to her staff, telling them to get ready and come over to clean up later.
"It's not like you at all that you didn't do anything to him."
On the way back, Huali was silent for a long time, but she still asked this question.
She clearly remembered that yesterday, one of her subordinates was slapped by Ye Qing because of saying that Ye Qing looked like an alien, twisting his neck twice and a half times.
It's a miracle that this guy named Kurosaki Ichigo is still alive...
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Speak human words, or I will fight with you now."
"Well, this is different. Before I kill, I will consider the merits and demerits of the other party in this life, whether there is still a trace of kindness in his heart, whether he can turn around and escape from the sea of suffering, or reach the other side of bliss. Relatives need his care, is it useful to society..."
"So you didn't kill him because you thought he was kind and that he still had family members who needed his care?"
"No ah."
Ye Qing had a strange expression on why you would say such a thing, "It's because he has a super powerful daddy, otherwise I would have chopped him up and thrown him to the dogs."
"..."
With a frosty face, Huali slowly took out the gun.
"Don't, don't, it's quiet at night, it may disturb others to sleep, don't tell me, don't attract any ghosts and ghosts to me."
Ye Qing hastily waved his hands.
He's not healed from his injuries, but Chutian and the others are a little bit weaker in spirit.
Before condensing the [spiritual core] to possess the soul entity, almost [-]% of the abilities they possessed were unable to cause harm to a spirit body without a body like the god of death.
If this draws out Kurosaki Ichigo's dad, who was once the captain of Death, he will have to run away quickly.
"The location you reported to him just now is the location of our company's group building, and when you think about it, you brought me here to watch a show, and you claimed to be the director of that [Lolita support group], it doesn't sound like the meaning of the top leader .”
Huali said coldly: "Are you planning to let me be the top leader of your [Lolita Support Group] on the bright side, as a target, to carry off the enemies who may attack in the future for you, and even use the people under my command for you? ?”
"...a woman who is too smart will not be favored by the Lord of Lolita."
"I'll kill you, I swear."
"Well, do you have an idea to play with me now? It's not the play, it's the play that formed the organization."
"Let me see if I can kill you, bastard!!!"
boom! boom! boom!
in the dark.
A small girl with two huge truths hanging on her body chased a hunk man like crazy and kept shooting.
Kurosaki Ichigo, who was released from the death form and returned to his own body, quickly became alert.
Look closely--
A man with a stature as strong as a bear, with wise eyes shining, was carrying a little loli on his back.
Appeared eerily from the darkness.
"Well, some people have called me Daddy, some have called me Daddy, and some have called me Odou-sang, you can choose any one to call me."
Ye Qing looked Kurosaki Ichigo up and down with a smile.
Is this the protagonist of this world?
Well, it has a face that makes him want to tear it apart.
It will be torn up later.
"You are a bad person?"
Kurosaki Ichigo looked warily at Ye Qing who seemed to be thinking of something bad.
"Damn it! Is there a villain as handsome as me?"
"...With all due respect, your aesthetics may be a little different from ordinary people."
"Fart! Nobody calls me ugly where I live!"
"Excuse me, where do you live?"
"...Okay, live in a mental hospital."
Ye Qing felt a little heartbroken.
Kurosaki Ichigo felt that he had really encountered a psychopath.
But if you think about it carefully, the guy's strange appearance from the darkness just now is not like the ability that normal psychopaths can possess.
He couldn't help being vigilant quietly, thinking that if there was a problem, he would run away immediately.
Let's see if I can catch up with the man who called himself "Urahara Kisuke" before.
"Hey, don't be nervous, Daddy won't hurt you."
Ye Qing sighed, not knowing where to take out the pen and paper.
"I come from the [Lolita Support Group] organization that protects the present world. My personal responsibility is to monitor any danger that may cause harm to this city, no matter people or things. So I hope you can cooperate with me to make a simple record to avoid Unnecessary misunderstanding."
"This--"
Kurosaki Ichigo was startled.
For a moment, he felt that this kind of thing didn't seem to hurt him.
Still agreed.
Even if the guy in front of him is really crazy, it's okay to play with him!
Ye Qing: "Well, very good. First of all, I will inform you that I am Ye Qing (show ID), the director of the [Lolita Support Group], and I am now questioning you according to the law. Please answer truthfully. Question, you have the right to refuse to answer, do you hear clearly?"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "Listen clearly."
Ye Qing: "Please tell me your name, age, identity, family members and other basic information."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. I am 15 years old this year. I am a first-year student in Class 1, Class 3, Karazu Daiichi High School. There is a father and two younger sisters at home."
Ye Qing: "Do you know why I asked you?"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "I probably know."
Ye Qing: "Please tell me what happened in detail."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "10 minutes ago, I was about to go to bed when a young woman in a long black dress with a knife on her waist broke into my house. I thought she was a thief, so I had an argument with her... "
Ye Qing: "Please describe the appearance of that young woman and that monster in detail."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "That girl calls herself Kuchiki Rukia, she has short black hair with tail curled up, dark purple eyes, single bangs hanging down to her forehead, she is petite..."
Ye Qing: "Do you know that woman, or have you seen her somewhere?"
Kurosaki Ichigo: "No."
Ye Qing: "Please tell us about your property loss or injury during this incident."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "That black monster suddenly appeared and injured my family, and..."
Ye Qing: "What I said above is what Kuchiki Rukia caused to you when she fought the monster. It is related to all your property losses and injuries, right?"
"..."
Ye Qing and Kurosaki Ichigo asked and answered.
Soon, a complete transcript was released.
"Well, now you write a sentence below 'I have read the transcript above, it is the same as what I said', and then sign your name and you can leave."
Ye Qing solemnly asked Kurosaki Ichigo to sign.
Kurosaki Ichigo always felt weird.
On the tower, Huali, who clearly heard the conversation between Ye Qing and Kurosaki Ichigo, was silent for a long time.
She felt that if she hadn't been arrested dozens or hundreds of times, she wouldn't be able to record the interview process of this kind of transcript, and even the aspects that need to be paid attention to in the transcript, like Ye Qing.
He even came up with a routine to deliberately guide this idiot named Kurosaki Ichigo to blame Kuchiki Rukia in the transcript.
This guy might be a repeat offender.
Huali thought so.
Then, she discovered that Ye Qing handed a metal plate to Kurosaki Ichigo.
"Since you were forced to come into contact with the god of death and gain the power of the god of death, we don't need to hold you accountable. If you encounter similar things in the future, please crush this metal plate as soon as possible, and professionals will naturally come to solve it .”
Ye Qing said with a serious expression: "Maintaining the stability of the present world is the responsibility of our [Lolita Support Group], please don't act recklessly just because you have gained the power of the god of death, and by the way, come to the headquarters of my Lolita Support Group tomorrow to report, otherwise We will also regard you as a risk factor and remove it."
Hearing this, Kurosaki Ichigo nodded in surprise and earnestly.
He didn't mean to object either.
Professional matters naturally have to be done by professionals. There are criminals who break the law in the real world. Isn't it the law enforcement officers in the real world who catch them, and others have no law enforcement power?
but--
Kurosaki Ichigo looked at the metal plate in his hand and was silent for a long time.
"Well, are you sure I can crush this?"
"...I'm sorry, I forgot that you're trash if you don't use the Death God ability."
"...If I didn't see you holding a little girl, I would have fought with you, really."
"Oh, you mean this mentally retarded loli? Don't worry about her, I just drugged her, and she can't wake up no matter what."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "..."
He felt his killing intent rising.
Obviously only 15 years old, he has never killed a chicken before, but now he really wants to kill a person very urgently.
It's still the kind that wants to be killed by a thousand knives.
"What is the origin of your so-called [Loli Support Group]?"
After a long time, Kurosaki Ichigo, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly asked.
He found that Ye Qing had never made a move against him, and he was probably not the opponent of this pervert.
Just ask him what he wants to know.
"Well, you can understand us as a great organization that wants to protect little loli, so we have to protect other people as well, and stop all great organizations that want to harm people in the world."
Ye Qing was devout, "By the way, we believe in the Lord of Lolita."
"Understood, you are a cult." Kurosaki Ichigo's face darkened.
Ye Qing immediately became angry, "Damn! How did you say that? Who doesn't know a little loli? Can you guarantee that you will never get a little loli for the rest of your life? If you don't like us, drive us away, you guys You have to wait to die. Little Lolita doesn't want to die, little Lolita wants to live."
Kurosaki Ichigo: "..."
Huali: "..."
They inexplicably feel that this neuropathy is so touching.
"Okay, what's your relationship with that girl just now, Kuchiki Rukia, are you hostile?"
"Well, we are people from the real world, and our internal members are all made up of people from the real world. They are gods of death, from the world of corpses and souls, and their appearance in this world is their invasion of my [Lolita Support Group] territory without authorization. But if they If they don’t cause trouble and don’t bring danger into the world, we usually ignore them.”
"What's the difference between you and them?"
"The difference is that under normal circumstances, we don't think about going to them to cause trouble. We are a peaceful, democratic, and united organization, the kind of sage on the outside and king on the inside. It is to implement the sage's way to outsiders, and treat our own people with Like a slave—I can’t bully others, and I can’t bully you gangsters? Well, that’s probably what it means.”
"...It turns out that you are really a cult."
"No! You will know when you come to my headquarters tomorrow morning!"
Ye Qing angrily reported the location of the Maple Leaf Club's headquarters building, then turned around and left without delay.
Now Kurosaki Ichigo was puzzled.
Looking at Ye Qing who disappeared into the darkness with Xiao Keli on his back, he couldn't help but ponder, wondering if the so-called [Lolita Support Group] really existed?
On the electric tower, Huali was also taken aback.
She was surprised that Ye Qing didn't do anything to this kid.
Fortunately, she just sent a message to her staff, telling them to get ready and come over to clean up later.
"It's not like you at all that you didn't do anything to him."
On the way back, Huali was silent for a long time, but she still asked this question.
She clearly remembered that yesterday, one of her subordinates was slapped by Ye Qing because of saying that Ye Qing looked like an alien, twisting his neck twice and a half times.
It's a miracle that this guy named Kurosaki Ichigo is still alive...
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Speak human words, or I will fight with you now."
"Well, this is different. Before I kill, I will consider the merits and demerits of the other party in this life, whether there is still a trace of kindness in his heart, whether he can turn around and escape from the sea of suffering, or reach the other side of bliss. Relatives need his care, is it useful to society..."
"So you didn't kill him because you thought he was kind and that he still had family members who needed his care?"
"No ah."
Ye Qing had a strange expression on why you would say such a thing, "It's because he has a super powerful daddy, otherwise I would have chopped him up and thrown him to the dogs."
"..."
With a frosty face, Huali slowly took out the gun.
"Don't, don't, it's quiet at night, it may disturb others to sleep, don't tell me, don't attract any ghosts and ghosts to me."
Ye Qing hastily waved his hands.
He's not healed from his injuries, but Chutian and the others are a little bit weaker in spirit.
Before condensing the [spiritual core] to possess the soul entity, almost [-]% of the abilities they possessed were unable to cause harm to a spirit body without a body like the god of death.
If this draws out Kurosaki Ichigo's dad, who was once the captain of Death, he will have to run away quickly.
"The location you reported to him just now is the location of our company's group building, and when you think about it, you brought me here to watch a show, and you claimed to be the director of that [Lolita support group], it doesn't sound like the meaning of the top leader .”
Huali said coldly: "Are you planning to let me be the top leader of your [Lolita Support Group] on the bright side, as a target, to carry off the enemies who may attack in the future for you, and even use the people under my command for you? ?”
"...a woman who is too smart will not be favored by the Lord of Lolita."
"I'll kill you, I swear."
"Well, do you have an idea to play with me now? It's not the play, it's the play that formed the organization."
"Let me see if I can kill you, bastard!!!"
boom! boom! boom!
in the dark.
A small girl with two huge truths hanging on her body chased a hunk man like crazy and kept shooting.
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