Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

Chapter 345 See Keli's Bouncing Bomb

Ye Qing failed to catch Qin Luo after all.

As soon as Qin Luo heard that he wanted to go there to find trouble, she immediately jumped into the gate of the heavens and went to practice reincarnation.

And Ye Qing only now knows——

[Lori Paradise], which was later renamed [Lori Legion], was also founded by Qin Luo.

Qin Luo bluntly said that this organization is a subordinate organization of the [Lolita Support Group], and the purpose of the organization is to protect the best loli.

The other job is to help the [Lolita Support Group].

For example, preaching teachings in the real world and building a church dedicated to the Lord of Lolita.

For example, explain the teachings to the world, and reverse the world's misconceptions about the Loli Support Group and the Lord of Lolita.

For example, cultivating congregants and believers.

He also said that the best among them will have the opportunity to join the Lolita support group and listen closely to the teachings of the Lolita Lord.

Relying on these operations, and Ye Qing's fame——

[Lori Legion] has now become a large organization with over one million people.

The number is still increasing.

When Ye Qing found out about this situation, he couldn't help being silent for a long time.

I looked at the number of people currently displayed on the panel as [5], that is, the [Lolita Support Group] that still has not recruited anyone except him and Chutian.

He was even more determined to kill Qin Luo.

Especially, when he carried Ouyang Qian on his back and followed the path Ouyang Qian pointed out to an orphanage, he met a benevolent old lady.

"Praise the Lord of Lolita."

A word from her mouth made Ye Qing tremble, almost kneeling.

My f*cking believers have developed to this point?

"May... may the light of the Lord shine on you?"

Ye Qing hesitated to answer.

"Ah."

The old lady nodded in satisfaction, and then asked, "Young man, what are you doing here?"

Hearing this, Ye Qing took down Ouyang Qian who had turned into a little lolita.

Pass your hands under your armpits and lift them up like a kitten.

"Here, I heard that you are recycling loli here, so I will bring this loli for you to have a look at and estimate the price."

"Ow!"

Ouyang Qian opened her mouth to bite Ye Qing's wrist.

As a result, Ye Qing, who knows all kinds of loli's living habits, directly avoided them.

"Just kidding, I can increase the dodge rate to 80.00% against Keli's mentally retarded loli, but I can't hide from you?"

Ye Qing smiled disdainfully.

Snapped!
Then he was kicked in the chin by Ouyang Qian's short leg.

It hurt so much that he burst into tears.

"You are... Qianqian?"

Unexpectedly, the grandma recognized Ouyang Qian who had become smaller.

"Grandma, it's me!"

Ouyang Qian's eyes turned red all of a sudden, her voice was choked up, she broke away from Ye Qing's hands and threw herself into the old woman's arms.

"Grandma, I'm back!"

"Oh! It's really you, my good boy, come here, let grandma take a look... You are so worried about grandma. Before grandma went to your school to pick up people, but I heard that you never came back. The school said you had an accident It's..."

"I didn't have an accident, I was just injured and recuperating."

"Okay, okay, it's good to be back..."

Just like that, the old dean chatted with Ouyang Qian.

Ouyang Qian asked the old dean how the welfare home has been doing in recent months.

The old dean replied that thanks to the emergence of the [Lolita Support Group] and the establishment of the [Lolita Church], more and more people paid attention to their orphanage that adopted little loli and little Zhengtai.

The steady stream of donations has made the life of the children in the orphanage better and better.

Afterwards, the old dean asked Ouyang Qian how her life was like recently, she successfully became a reincarnation, and after graduating from school, what plans did she have for the future.

Ouyang Qian replied that she would continue to complete her studies, and she would not be discouraged even if she missed filling out the volunteers because she was in a coma for a while.

Try to get into a good university next year.

……

On the side of the outer wall of the orphanage.

Ye Qing was bored.

Seeing that a large piece of lawn was plucked and bald by herself, Ouyang Qian hadn't finished speaking.

Just get up straight, and take Chen Duo to walk towards the [Loli Church] that the little Lolita mentioned earlier.

Going to join in the fun.

for a long time.

A pure white palace appeared in his eyes.

Probably because of the new construction, this church built entirely of white stone looks extremely holy.

Exudes a nice smell.

At the entrance of the church, there is a huge fountain.

There is a statue in the middle of the fountain.

But it was a faceless man sitting on a throne, and a little loli with no facial features was also sitting on his shoulder.

"Confused?"

An old woman dressed as a nun suddenly appeared like a ghost.

"is a bit."

Ye Qing smacked his lips, "This statue doesn't have the handsome face of the Lord of Lolita engraved on it."

"Hehe, that's because the Lord is changeable. It can also be understood that the Lord has an image in our hearts of being omnipresent, omnipotent, and all beings."

The old woman took out a thing that looked like a fairy wand, tapped her forehead lightly, and opened her hands again, making a gesture like hugging Lori.

Finally, cross your hands and place them under each shoulder.

"In fact, there is no loli master in this world, or everyone is a loli master. Parents, elders, boys and girls, as long as they have a heart to maintain the stability of the world and protect the weak, everyone can be a lolita Lord."

"You, do you understand?"

The old woman looked at Ye Qing with a smile on her lips.

Ye Qing: "..."

He felt that the world was being played by him gradually.

Take Chen Duo into the church.

There are already many people seated inside, and there are almost no empty seats.

All kinds of pictures are carved on the surrounding walls, which seem to be fairy tales.

Just the content of the picture—

"The Goddess of Rose Opens the World".

"The world is divided into yin and yang, and lolita is also divided into common lolita and rare lolita".

"Loli Wars".

In order to prevent the rare loli from endangering the world, the god of Luo exhausted himself and fell into an eternal sleep.

"The Lord of Lolita Gets the Teachings of the Goddess of Lolita and Creates the Church of Lolita".

"Rare loli is defeated".

"The Shelter of Rare Lolita - The Cellar".

Ye Qing felt that his whole body was not well.

"Our Lord, because of the loli kingdom you established, we have received the blessing of grace. We look up at the sky and can see your divine light in the sky. You are the way, you are the truth, and you are the life..."

And when a guy like a punk said this prayer.

When you're done, walk into a small room called the [Confession Room] and cry about the crimes you've committed in your life.

Ye Qing became even worse.

Later, when he heard a little loli reply from the other side: "As long as you sincerely repent and try to do good deeds to repay the society in the days to come, the Lord of Lolita will forgive you and give you the chance to become a lolita after death." Heaven's chance."

Pfft!
His feet softened on the spot and he knelt down.

In a daze, I donated all the money I had saved for a long time, which I planned to use to buy magazines, and the money I snatched from Xiao Keli before going out, to the church.

Then he wanted to take Chen Duo back to the orphanage and pick up Ouyang Qian.

Back to the hospital together.

He had just walked out of the church when he found out that Chen Duo refused to leave.

Turning his head to look, he saw Chen Duo with a blank expression, shaking off Ye Qing's hand and walking towards a loli wearing a church uniform.

"Fuck? What are you doing?!"

Ye Qing panicked, thinking that Chen Duo wanted to harm that little loli.

"How did you spend the money just now, and how can I earn it back for you?"

A cold light flickered in Chen Duo's eyes.

Ye Qing: "..."

"It's not impossible, Duo'er, there is actually a lot of money in my house, and that money is nothing."

He hastily stopped Chen Duo with a stride.

Just kidding, what he gave Chen Duo was a perfect resurrection.

Even if you have D-level strength, you don't have to worry about your body being corroded because you can't control the poison in your body.

With this strength, if Duo'er is pissed off, it will cause catastrophic damage no matter where Blue Star is now!
"You are lying."

Chen Duo said indifferently: "When I went out, I saw that you asked your mother for money, but she said she had no money."

"That's because Ma Ma is afraid that I will waste money! I'll call Dad now and ask for money, and he will definitely give it to me!"

Ye Qing panicked, and hastily took out a mobile phone that can connect to the reincarnation space to call his dad.

Under Chen Duo's cold gaze, the phone was finally connected.

"Small it?"

Ye Changjiang's surprised voice came from the other side.

"It's me, Ye Shushu, do you have any money? I mean federal currency, just get me 800 million."

"...Do you treat me as a money printing machine? Is it so easy to get 800 million yuan? And why do you want money all of a sudden?"

"Just say whether you will give it or not!"

"Hmph! What a crazy tone, why should I give it?!"

"Hmph! Do you remember Father's Day last few months?"

"Remember, what happened?"

"If it wasn't for my baby, why would you celebrate Father's Day?!"

"It seems to be the same... But this sounds strange... Well, there is no 800 million yuan for the time being, but there is 800 yuan. I will call you. Your mother is right next to me. I am not allowed to give you more your money."

"mean!"

Ye Qing hung up the phone, and then accepted Ye Changjiang's transfer, excitedly planning to show Chen Duo the transfer record.

Turning her head, Chen Duo actually walked to the edge of a park playground.

Now, she looked at some children playing with balls inside.

His expression was a little distracted.

It seems to be caught in some memory.

"Well, Do you want to play ball?"

Ye Qing scratched his head, pondering.

Knowing that Duo'er doesn't like to talk, he strode into the playground according to Duo'er's idea that he had figured out.

One slap at a time made the child cry and snatched the ball.

"Here, Duo'er, the ball."

He smiled and held the ball in front of Duo'er.

Duo'er stared blankly at the ball in Ye Qing's hand, and didn't speak for a long time.

After a long time, her gaze gradually moved upwards.

It gradually moved from the ball to Ye Qing's face.

In the eyes, a bright light slowly flickered.

"Don't bully me in the future, or I will cry."

She said this to Ye Qing.

The voice seemed muffled.

And with a little firmness.

"Hey hey, I like seeing little lolis cry the most... Ahem! I mean I like to see other little lolis cry. I don't like you, Duo'er!"

"I want ice cream."

"Oh, let me see... I don't have it in my backpack, so I'll buy it for you now."

"I want to eat two, Qi Qi and Xiao Keli can only eat one each."

"Okay, I'll buy you as much as you want."

After discovering that Chen Duoxiang finally got used to this place and started to talk more.

Ye Qing immediately felt elated.

Take Chen Duo to turn left and turn right, wandering around the city.

Buy all kinds of delicious food as soon as you say, jump in the queue if you can't get in the queue, and take out your [identity card] when someone finds out, as if you dare to mess with me and I will kill you.

It was not until late in the evening that he finally returned to the hospital with Duo'er and Ouyang Qian.

Then, distribute the delicious food brought back to several people.

Well, Xiao Keli won't give it.

"Aww! Keli will definitely bite you to death today!"

Little Keli went crazy, waving a pair of little claws and started attacking Ye Qing.

Fighting.

Finally it was late at night.

Several little lolis, including Qi Qi who had been watching him sadly, all went to sleep.

Ye Qing silently lit a cigarette.

He felt that this day was worse than the last day when he fought with God.

Strongly propping up his body as weak as a chicken, and the shallow spiritual power in his body, he drew the last stroke of a formation that he had been preparing for a long time ago——

hum!
The formation was successfully deployed.

In the future, no matter who it is, they will not be able to detect abnormalities in this hospital by means of perception or energy detection.

Outsiders entering this hospital will be instantly hallucinated.

All the sights or people you see will naturally feel normal.

And afterward, any memories that were wrong will be erased.

At this point, he finally doesn't have to worry, someone can find out his identity by means of camera surveillance.

A few little lolitas can also run freely in this hospital without worrying about being noticed.

Swish!
With a flash of his figure, he went to the reincarnation space.

"An announcement has been issued, and anyone who wants to enter these worlds will be warned."

In the mansion.

The peak is waiting here early.

Right now, holding a copy of "Encyclopedia of Reincarnation", he turned to a page, and said this to Ye Qing.

"However, you have to understand that there are more than 100 billion people in the Blue Star Federation, and there will inevitably be a few silly beeps."

Gao Feng sighed, "It seems that with the unremitting efforts of several leaders and a group of officials, the death rate for the first reincarnation experience has finally been reduced to 1 out of 17, and [-] of the [-] people who died, you know How did you die?"

"What the hell?" Ye Qing was curious.

"It's just that the official website of the federation has clearly issued repeated orders and repeated applications. Don't hesitate to change it if you encounter some reincarnation worlds. The federation will help you with the money. They even rated the newcomers' reincarnation worlds into hell, nightmare, difficult, ordinary, and easy according to their dangers. Level, tell them which worlds are untouchable for newcomers... There will still be some pretentious guys who don't believe in evil and insist on going in. Among the 17 people, at least five or six of them are so stupid."

As he said that, Gao Feng gave Ye Qing a weird look.

"Among them, the most people went to "Resident Evil" for the first time to practice reincarnation."

"……none of my business."

"I didn't blame you, I just wanted to tell you that although the leader ordered that people are not allowed to enter these worlds, there will always be a few guys who will go in. If you meet... can you help me or help me?" Bar."

"Well, if there is a little girl, I will help."

"Among the reincarnators, where do you go to find Lolita?! Besides you, a psychopath, who else would be so stupid and dare to give the reincarnation ring to my sister Lolita who didn't even graduate from elementary school?!"

"That's not true! That retarded loli stole it!"

"Hey, let's not talk about this anymore. Anyway, you should go to these worlds as late as possible, and let the people who have experienced in these worlds return before going back. In addition, Chutian and the others came back and said thank you for your help... and said They don't have little loli to repay you, so they will give your little loli some gadgets as reward."

"Huh??? Who did they give it to? What was it?"

"Of course it's for your sister. As for what it is—I don't know about Xilin and Huiyue's. It seems that what Chutian gave is something called [Blast Escape]."

"Um??!"

Ye Qing was terrified!

Before Gao Feng could say anything else, he teleported back to the real world.

real world.

A little loli exuding an evil aura was sneaking in after a panda sneakily pried open his bedroom door.

There is still a small ball in his hand.

It looks like a genetically mutated cannonball.

When she found that Ye Qing suddenly appeared in the room, her face immediately showed three points of indifference, three points of coolness, and four points of sarcasm.

With a sneer in his mouth.

"Big Bad! Look at Claire's Bouncy Bomb!"

She threw the ball in her hand directly.

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