Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens
Chapter 362 Which is heavier, 5 catties of iron or 5 catties of little loli?
"Huh!"
Ye Qing was taken aback.
"Who are you? Do you recognize your parents when you see someone who is handsome?!"
"Wow……"
Hearing this, the man cried even more sadly.
Why do people like you exist in the world? !
He kept crying in his heart.
No matter how many times I do it again, every time I run up to you, you can say different words but the same low tone——
Are you putting all your intelligence points on flirting? !
"Stop howling, you say you are my cub, how do you prove it?"
Ye Qing took a few steps back vigilantly.
Then he stroked his chin, looking suspicious.
He was quite sure that this guy was an aborigine of the reincarnation world.
So--
Which reincarnator controls this guy to test Daddy's attitude, and wants to join Dabi?
"..."
The man stopped crying and became a little silent.
Don't you fucking like to let people call you daddy when you meet someone? ! !
He kept roaring in his heart.
Also, why is your behavior different this time from the last time? ! !
"Well, how about this, you answer a few questions for me, if you can answer correctly, I will believe that you are my cub."
Suddenly, Ye Qing showed his big white teeth, and said shyly, "Excuse me, which one weighs a pound of iron or a pound of cotton?"
"The same weight!" The man replied without thinking.
"What about the one hundred catties of iron and one hundred catties of women?"
"The same!"
Snapped!
Ye Qing threw it away as soon as he was forced, and said with a sneer: "Women always lie about their weight, don't you understand?!"
man:"……"
I lost.
"Come on, let me ask you one last question: Which is heavier, a fifty-pound piece of iron or a fifty-pound little loli?"
Ye Qing sneered again and again.
"Luo... Loli?"
The man looked hesitant.
Snapped!
Ye Qing flung him back again, and then he was beaten violently, yelling: "You even answered this question wrong, and you still have the nerve to call me Daddy?!"
"What's wrong? You lie about your weight if you say you're a woman. Isn't little Lolita also a woman?" The man was about to cry again.
"You know shit!"
Ye Qing raised his hand and grabbed the man's neck, his face was ferocious, "Little Lolita is unique, she won't say lies from her mouth, this is one of the charms of Lolita!"
Hearing this, despair appeared in the man's eyes.
"I see."
As he said this, the expression on his face gradually became numb, "Come on, kill me."
"Hey?"
This time, Ye Qing was startled instead.
He found that the change of expression on the man's face was not like that of a manipulative puppet.
Therefore, there is a high probability that this guy is an aborigine who has not been manipulated by anyone.
There is also a high probability that they are people who know themselves.
It looks familiar to me...
"Well, are you—Bill Cage?"
Ye Qing scratched his head, thinking of a possibility.
What kind of story does "Edge of Tomorrow" tell?
The background of the story is that mysterious alien creatures attack the earth.
The content is that the hero, Bill Cage, was killed on the battlefield for the first time in the battle and died tragically.
However, because he died with a special [Alpha], he obtained the same ability as [Alpha], that is, after death, [Omega] as the "brain" will automatically restart the time of the day.
In the cycle of life and death again and again, Bill Cage became more and more aware of the way to defeat the enemy.
In the end, he killed [Omega] and led the human alliance to victory.
"Yes, it's me!"
The voice just fell.
Bill Cage's eyes became blurred again, and his voice choked up: "This is already the 390th time! Daddy, I beg you, stop catching loli, playing with loli, and letting Can I reset the time again?"
Whoa!
heard.
Si Nanyi and the others retreated silently for several meters, maintaining a defensive position against Ye Qing.
Ye Qing: "..."
"Well, catching loli and playing with loli is indeed like something daddy would do, that's—"
Ye Qing scratched his head and asked curiously: "The ones that I used to make you restart because of me? Is there a rare loli that I didn't catch?"
"No, it's because you said that you can't treat other selves badly, and let other selves enjoy this kind of happiness."
"...As expected of me, I am so impartial and know how to share."
"That's not called sharing, every time it's just you playing!!!"
Bill Cage roared loudly, but despair reappeared in his eyes.
He felt that this time, he probably couldn't escape the fate of restarting after Ye Qing had played enough.
However, he still wanted to save it.
"Sister Sinanyi, please persuade Daddy!"
Bill Cage turned to look at Si Nanyi.
Si Nanyi frowned slightly, and asked doubtfully, "You know me?"
"I know, including Fu Congcong and Qin Luo who are next to me... I know that you all come from other worlds, and I know that calling you sister at this time can make Dad temporarily stop the urge to beat me up, and I feel like I can't help it." Think if I know your name, will I still know some of your secrets."
"...You say Ye Qing's thoughts so straightforwardly, Ye Qing will become angry and continue to beat you."
"No, after the 530th [-]th reboot, I figured out how to appease Dad after angering him the first time."
Bill Cage's palms trembled slightly, and he took out a little loli puppet from his arms.
Put your hands in front of Ye Qing.
"Daddy! Please accept it!!!"
His face was flushed, his cheeks were tightly bulged, and he shouted this sentence with all his strength.
Ye Qing: "..."
Si Nanyi: "..."
Qin Luo: "..."
Fu Congcong: "..."
He is so good...
"Ahem! As for the things, I'll accept them for the time being. It's considered your qualification to be my little brother, but it doesn't mean that I won't beat you in the future."
Ye Qing waved his hands without leaving a trace.
The moment a finger slid across Bill Cage's palm, the little loli puppet disappeared immediately.
Calling him by mouth, and turning Bill Cage into a younger brother at the same time.
Afterwards, Ye Qing cleared his throat.
"that--"
"Here! Dad, I will give you everything you want!"
Before Ye Qing could finish speaking, several light clusters appeared above Bill Cage's head.
【Ding!Death switch detected (ability): in the cottage——]
[Estimated time required: 6 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. 】
……
【Ding!Detected advanced fighting proficiency: in the cottage——]
【Ding!Copycat failed! 】
[Reason: The host already has this ability, which is highly consistent with the ability to copy it. 】
……
【Ding!Advanced firearms proficiency detected: in the cottage——]
【Ding!Copycat failed! 】
【reason……】
Three light clusters.
Ye Qing just went to one of the cottages.
It's still a thing called [Death Switch].
He pondered for a while before he roughly understood the meaning.
The alien group in the world of "Edge of Tomorrow" is a biological whole, and the alien Alpha exists like a nerve center.
When it dies, the brain will start a new system, automatically restart the time of the day,
Isn't this equivalent to a switch?
And the brain that really has the ability to time and restart is [Omega].
If he wants the time ability, he has to find trouble with [Omega].
"Let's go, Dad, I already knew where [Omega] is before you came, so I'll take you to find it."
Ye Qing just stopped moving.
Bill Cage stood up abruptly with a blank expression.
It seems that he already knows what Ye Qing plans to do next.
"How did you manage to call me Daddy with that facial expression?"
Ye Qing found that this guy seemed to have some kind of potential that could be developed.
"When I was tortured more than 1 times and beaten to death 510 times because I didn't call you Dad, I realized that dignity in the face of death is no big deal."
"...I am such a kind and kind person, will I beat you just because you don't call me daddy?"
"That's not it."
Bill Cage's words made Ye Qing smile.
That's what Dad said!
Daddy is not such a violent person!
Suddenly, a miserable smile appeared on Bill Cage's face, and he said in a trembling voice: "There are still more than 2 times, because I want to prevent you from catching Lori, and I want you to help solve the monsters first, I was beaten by all kinds of tricks... ...Although not dead...life is better than death..."
Everyone: "..."
"Let's go. If we stay here any longer, we might attract people from the mercenary group."
Si Nanyi sighed.
They are long overdue now.
Although in the reincarnation world, time can be exchanged for reincarnation points.
But it can't be so wasteful, can it?
Swish!
Suddenly, Bill Cage walked towards her and handed him a booklet, "Sister, please save my life if necessary."
"...I'm not your sister, what else is written on it?"
"Records of all the actions, information, and actions of Ye Qing's father... When I died for the sixth thousand eight hundred and fifty second times, you told me that as long as I record this well, you will try to keep me as much as possible."
"Then why did you still die more than 1 times?"
"Because I can't guess what Daddy is thinking. The longer I follow him, the more moody he will become. Once I make him angry somewhere...you can only keep me for a while."
Si Nanyi: "..."
Thanks, I've figured this out.
Ye Qing was taken aback.
"Who are you? Do you recognize your parents when you see someone who is handsome?!"
"Wow……"
Hearing this, the man cried even more sadly.
Why do people like you exist in the world? !
He kept crying in his heart.
No matter how many times I do it again, every time I run up to you, you can say different words but the same low tone——
Are you putting all your intelligence points on flirting? !
"Stop howling, you say you are my cub, how do you prove it?"
Ye Qing took a few steps back vigilantly.
Then he stroked his chin, looking suspicious.
He was quite sure that this guy was an aborigine of the reincarnation world.
So--
Which reincarnator controls this guy to test Daddy's attitude, and wants to join Dabi?
"..."
The man stopped crying and became a little silent.
Don't you fucking like to let people call you daddy when you meet someone? ! !
He kept roaring in his heart.
Also, why is your behavior different this time from the last time? ! !
"Well, how about this, you answer a few questions for me, if you can answer correctly, I will believe that you are my cub."
Suddenly, Ye Qing showed his big white teeth, and said shyly, "Excuse me, which one weighs a pound of iron or a pound of cotton?"
"The same weight!" The man replied without thinking.
"What about the one hundred catties of iron and one hundred catties of women?"
"The same!"
Snapped!
Ye Qing threw it away as soon as he was forced, and said with a sneer: "Women always lie about their weight, don't you understand?!"
man:"……"
I lost.
"Come on, let me ask you one last question: Which is heavier, a fifty-pound piece of iron or a fifty-pound little loli?"
Ye Qing sneered again and again.
"Luo... Loli?"
The man looked hesitant.
Snapped!
Ye Qing flung him back again, and then he was beaten violently, yelling: "You even answered this question wrong, and you still have the nerve to call me Daddy?!"
"What's wrong? You lie about your weight if you say you're a woman. Isn't little Lolita also a woman?" The man was about to cry again.
"You know shit!"
Ye Qing raised his hand and grabbed the man's neck, his face was ferocious, "Little Lolita is unique, she won't say lies from her mouth, this is one of the charms of Lolita!"
Hearing this, despair appeared in the man's eyes.
"I see."
As he said this, the expression on his face gradually became numb, "Come on, kill me."
"Hey?"
This time, Ye Qing was startled instead.
He found that the change of expression on the man's face was not like that of a manipulative puppet.
Therefore, there is a high probability that this guy is an aborigine who has not been manipulated by anyone.
There is also a high probability that they are people who know themselves.
It looks familiar to me...
"Well, are you—Bill Cage?"
Ye Qing scratched his head, thinking of a possibility.
What kind of story does "Edge of Tomorrow" tell?
The background of the story is that mysterious alien creatures attack the earth.
The content is that the hero, Bill Cage, was killed on the battlefield for the first time in the battle and died tragically.
However, because he died with a special [Alpha], he obtained the same ability as [Alpha], that is, after death, [Omega] as the "brain" will automatically restart the time of the day.
In the cycle of life and death again and again, Bill Cage became more and more aware of the way to defeat the enemy.
In the end, he killed [Omega] and led the human alliance to victory.
"Yes, it's me!"
The voice just fell.
Bill Cage's eyes became blurred again, and his voice choked up: "This is already the 390th time! Daddy, I beg you, stop catching loli, playing with loli, and letting Can I reset the time again?"
Whoa!
heard.
Si Nanyi and the others retreated silently for several meters, maintaining a defensive position against Ye Qing.
Ye Qing: "..."
"Well, catching loli and playing with loli is indeed like something daddy would do, that's—"
Ye Qing scratched his head and asked curiously: "The ones that I used to make you restart because of me? Is there a rare loli that I didn't catch?"
"No, it's because you said that you can't treat other selves badly, and let other selves enjoy this kind of happiness."
"...As expected of me, I am so impartial and know how to share."
"That's not called sharing, every time it's just you playing!!!"
Bill Cage roared loudly, but despair reappeared in his eyes.
He felt that this time, he probably couldn't escape the fate of restarting after Ye Qing had played enough.
However, he still wanted to save it.
"Sister Sinanyi, please persuade Daddy!"
Bill Cage turned to look at Si Nanyi.
Si Nanyi frowned slightly, and asked doubtfully, "You know me?"
"I know, including Fu Congcong and Qin Luo who are next to me... I know that you all come from other worlds, and I know that calling you sister at this time can make Dad temporarily stop the urge to beat me up, and I feel like I can't help it." Think if I know your name, will I still know some of your secrets."
"...You say Ye Qing's thoughts so straightforwardly, Ye Qing will become angry and continue to beat you."
"No, after the 530th [-]th reboot, I figured out how to appease Dad after angering him the first time."
Bill Cage's palms trembled slightly, and he took out a little loli puppet from his arms.
Put your hands in front of Ye Qing.
"Daddy! Please accept it!!!"
His face was flushed, his cheeks were tightly bulged, and he shouted this sentence with all his strength.
Ye Qing: "..."
Si Nanyi: "..."
Qin Luo: "..."
Fu Congcong: "..."
He is so good...
"Ahem! As for the things, I'll accept them for the time being. It's considered your qualification to be my little brother, but it doesn't mean that I won't beat you in the future."
Ye Qing waved his hands without leaving a trace.
The moment a finger slid across Bill Cage's palm, the little loli puppet disappeared immediately.
Calling him by mouth, and turning Bill Cage into a younger brother at the same time.
Afterwards, Ye Qing cleared his throat.
"that--"
"Here! Dad, I will give you everything you want!"
Before Ye Qing could finish speaking, several light clusters appeared above Bill Cage's head.
【Ding!Death switch detected (ability): in the cottage——]
[Estimated time required: 6 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. 】
……
【Ding!Detected advanced fighting proficiency: in the cottage——]
【Ding!Copycat failed! 】
[Reason: The host already has this ability, which is highly consistent with the ability to copy it. 】
……
【Ding!Advanced firearms proficiency detected: in the cottage——]
【Ding!Copycat failed! 】
【reason……】
Three light clusters.
Ye Qing just went to one of the cottages.
It's still a thing called [Death Switch].
He pondered for a while before he roughly understood the meaning.
The alien group in the world of "Edge of Tomorrow" is a biological whole, and the alien Alpha exists like a nerve center.
When it dies, the brain will start a new system, automatically restart the time of the day,
Isn't this equivalent to a switch?
And the brain that really has the ability to time and restart is [Omega].
If he wants the time ability, he has to find trouble with [Omega].
"Let's go, Dad, I already knew where [Omega] is before you came, so I'll take you to find it."
Ye Qing just stopped moving.
Bill Cage stood up abruptly with a blank expression.
It seems that he already knows what Ye Qing plans to do next.
"How did you manage to call me Daddy with that facial expression?"
Ye Qing found that this guy seemed to have some kind of potential that could be developed.
"When I was tortured more than 1 times and beaten to death 510 times because I didn't call you Dad, I realized that dignity in the face of death is no big deal."
"...I am such a kind and kind person, will I beat you just because you don't call me daddy?"
"That's not it."
Bill Cage's words made Ye Qing smile.
That's what Dad said!
Daddy is not such a violent person!
Suddenly, a miserable smile appeared on Bill Cage's face, and he said in a trembling voice: "There are still more than 2 times, because I want to prevent you from catching Lori, and I want you to help solve the monsters first, I was beaten by all kinds of tricks... ...Although not dead...life is better than death..."
Everyone: "..."
"Let's go. If we stay here any longer, we might attract people from the mercenary group."
Si Nanyi sighed.
They are long overdue now.
Although in the reincarnation world, time can be exchanged for reincarnation points.
But it can't be so wasteful, can it?
Swish!
Suddenly, Bill Cage walked towards her and handed him a booklet, "Sister, please save my life if necessary."
"...I'm not your sister, what else is written on it?"
"Records of all the actions, information, and actions of Ye Qing's father... When I died for the sixth thousand eight hundred and fifty second times, you told me that as long as I record this well, you will try to keep me as much as possible."
"Then why did you still die more than 1 times?"
"Because I can't guess what Daddy is thinking. The longer I follow him, the more moody he will become. Once I make him angry somewhere...you can only keep me for a while."
Si Nanyi: "..."
Thanks, I've figured this out.
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