Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

New Mexico.

Because of Ye Qing's kindness, Coulson has jet-black and shiny hair.

At this moment, he was energetically asking his subordinates to pull a cordon nearby, and drive people away by the way.

After finishing these things, he walked towards the hammer under the protection of the agent [Eagle Eye], wanting to see what the rumored hammer looked like even a truck could not lift it.

"Ok?"

Suddenly, he saw a very melancholy man squatting beside the hammer.

He was smoking a cigarette one after another.

It looked like a very rare loli had escaped from his grasp.

——Ye Qing always felt that he was a noble person, a person who got rid of vulgar interests, and a person who benefited the people.

He's always trying to do good in the world.

Including his teasing several times, he finally attracted the attention of the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D. [Alexander Pierce], and then took the opportunity to kill a large group of Hydra agents, not to mention destroying a base completely controlled by Hydra up.

As for why he didn't wipe out all Hydra in one go, it's because he didn't plan to interfere too much in the future plot, and second, he felt that when the truth came out and the danger came, he would come to S.H.I.E.L.D. In front of the people of the earth——

I don't know if the people on Earth can listen to him at all.

S.H.I.E.L.D. can definitely be manipulated by him!

However, what makes him feel distressed now is that this broken hammer does not recognize his justice.

This made him have strong doubts about himself.

I wonder if I have lost God Luo's favor.

Otherwise, how could he not even say that he couldn't catch the hot loli.

This cold hammer can't even lift it!
"Great shopkeeper, this is a fine cigar that I have treasured for a long time, would you like me to light it for you?"

Coulson thought for a long time.

In the end, he got ready and mustered up the courage to walk in front of Ye Qing.

"roll."

Ye Qing shouted directly.

Hearing this, Coulson silently took out a loli manga and flipped through it a few times in his hand.

"Huh? Isn't this my dear Agent Coulson? When did you come?"

"When you are immersed in the emotion of sadness because you can't pull the hammer."

"Nonsense! I looked at it when I caught it, and there was no one around!"

"...Did you forget that there is a thing called a camera?"

Coulson handed the loli comics to Ye Qing, and then stepped back abruptly to prevent Ye Qing from getting mad.

Fortunately, Ye Qing didn't.

He flipped through the comics, and then looked at the bow in Hawkeye's hand next to Coulson, with a strange light in his eyes: "Comrade, give me this bow, and I will keep it as a treasure." How about changing my gun with yours?"

Ye Qing felt that this thing might be a resource.

Although the grade will definitely not be high.

But in the case of a million-fold increase, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, right?
Hawkeye was angry.

What is the bow to him?
This is his lifeblood!

How could he give his life to the person who removed his wife?
Then, he found that Ye Qing raised the muzzle of the gun and pointed it at his head.

"I think it can be replaced, and I think I have to say... This gun looks familiar."

Hawkeye was silent for a moment.

"That's right, it was taken from the pockets of your companions."

Ye Qing looked like you just saw it, and then regretted that this bow might not be recognized as a resource because it was not the bow that Hawkeye used in the Avengers.

Hawkeye looked at the gun in his hand, thinking whether to use the gun to force Ye Qing to return his bow.

It's the same as what Ye Qing did to him just now.

Fortunately, Coulson sensed his intentions, and in front of Hawkeye, he drew out the machete and chopped it at Ye Qing's head.

when!
The blade fell apart.

Ye Qing's head was not injured at all.

"Add two loli comics, one is compensation for cutting you, and the other is compensation for coming to help."

Coulson said a few words in time, making Ye Qing's gloomy face instantly smile like a chrysanthemum.

"Did you see anything?"

Then, he asked Ye Qing if he found any problems.

"Well, the person who drew this comic should have never had close contact with loli, and some of the action descriptions are a bit rusty."

"...I'm asking about this damn hammer."

"Ahem! This hammer is big on the top and small on the bottom. The handle is long and round. There should be girls who like it, because you don't have to worry about it falling when you use it."

"...Are you suffering from a disease that will kill you if you don't drive for a day?"

"Hey hey, not really! Well, this thing is a bit like the power of a place in my hometown, and it has the aura left by your western gods."

"...Can you please use a simple language that we humans can understand?"

"A young god has come to your world."

"Shet! Isn't this too concise?!"

"Fack! Didn't you want the concise version?!"

Ye Qing got angry.

Coulson became even more angry, and smashed Ye Qing's face with two loli comics that S.H.I.E.L.D. hired someone to draw.

Then, Ye Qing's eyes became pure immediately.

"Ahem, the thing is like this—it is said that in the beginning of time, when the world was in chaos, a loli woke up from a deep sleep and found that it was dark all around, so she raised her fist... Well, it looks like you It’s true that there are no more comics in stock, it’s really boring.”

Ye Qing pouted.

Immediately, he started his earnest (hu) earnest (bian) teaching (luan) guidance (zao)——

"There are gods in both the East and the West, and you can also understand them as beings that are countless times stronger than you weak chickens."

"Among them, there is Heaven in the east, which is a glorious force before endless time. At its peak, they can be seen everywhere in the multiverse. The four heavenly gates, east, west, north and south, guarded by giant spirit gods, can be accessed by every gate. to a different universe."

"It's a pity that no matter how glorious a force is, there will be times when they are lonely, especially when they encounter enemies."

"That's the weird family."

"The origin of the weird family is unknown. It is said that they are transformed by the evil thoughts of the entire multiverse. They use the multiverse as their fields and living creatures as young leeks. After endless years, they have cultivated to wait for the world to shine. When they are in their prime, the strange creatures It will appear, and harvesting in a dark and turbulent way will become a "sacrifice".

The strange family has a small "sacrifice" in one era, and a large "sacrifice" in several eras.

The heavens do not exist, and the world withers.

The Heavenly Court also perished in several struggles, and even its name was erased. Except for the blood of the descendants left by the remnants of the Heavenly Court, no one can remember them anymore. "

Speaking of this, Ye Qing couldn't help wiping the corners of his eyes, his voice choked up.

Both Coulson and Hawkeye remained indifferent.

It looks like you continue to make up and we listen.

Ye Qing could only curl his lips boredly.

"In the west, there are many [false gods], such as the sun god, Zeus, and Odin... The hammer you see now should be the weapon of [Thor] Thor, son of the king of Asgard, Odin. .”

He paused, and said with a serious face: "Don't think that I said they are false gods. This guy named Odin is weak. He was a ruthless man who once conquered the Nine Kingdoms! Although he is dying of old age now, But he is still not something you can provoke. If you provoke him, the earth will be blown up for you every minute."

The voice fell.

Coulson glanced at Hawkeye.

Hawkeye glanced at Coulson.

Both of them tacitly decided to pretend that they understood.

"Well, what you said is too unscientific... Is there any evidence to prove what you said?"

Coulson asked sincerely.

Heaven and Asgard or something—

There is a strong sense of myth upon hearing it.

As for myths and stories, except for a group of religious believers on the earth today, who would take it seriously?

Steady!

When Ye Qing heard this, the corners of his mouth widened, almost reaching his ears.

Linking [Heaven] and [Asgard], as long as they affirm the existence of [Asgard] later, they will have doubts about the existence of [Heaven].

And [Heavenly Court] will be born soon!

What's more, isn't my [Heavenly Descendant] here? !
"If you are willing to treat me to a meal, I will give you evidence."

Ye Qing chuckled.

"This is not a problem at all. What do you want to eat? I'll ask someone to bring it to you now."

Coulson made a gesture to call.

"Well, I think it's better to eat in the nearby town."

"It's okay—I think I probably guessed what you mean. Then for the sake of safety, I am willing to publish another loli manga and hire you as my temporary bodyguard to ensure that I will not hang up on the spot after seeing the evidence. "

"Deal! If no one offers a higher price than you afterwards, you will be safe."

"...you are such a scumbag."

"Hey hey, it's been a long time since no one has praised me like that, hey hey..."

Several people left.

In a short while, I arrived in the small town.

"Bring me the best war horse you have here!"

As soon as they arrived in the town, a few people saw a tall, round man with blond hair yelling at a pet shop owner.

Behind him, there were two other girls with helpless faces, not knowing what to say.