Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

【Huh?What is he going to do? 】

【Ye Shao stop!Don't just jump up when you see the excitement! 】

【You are an orangutan now!Orangutans who beat people will be shot immediately! 】

Studio.

Many Blue Star viewers also noticed Ye Qing's actions.

They couldn't help raising their hearts.

They knew that Ye Qing was definitely not a quiet guy.

Now—

Are you going to pick another victim at random and give him a good beating?
In a damp and dark alley, a small blond man was being rubbed on the ground by several strong white men.

The little blond man seemed stubborn.

It was obvious that his face was covered in blood, but he still refused to say a word of admitting defeat.

"Damn dwarf, remember it for me, I will kill you if you dare to do unnecessary things next time!"

A burly man warned the little blond man viciously.

Then, he signaled with his eyes to the brothers next to him, planning to go back home.

Snapped!
He found himself bumping into a wall as soon as he turned around.

Why is my back turned into a wall?

He looked up suspiciously——

A gorilla in human clothes was showing a mouthful of sharp, staggered white teeth, looking straight at him.

Strong man: "..."

other people:"……"

"You, what are you?"

The strong man swallowed hard and made a trembling sound.

He never thought that Ye Qing would answer him.

"My tender father."

Yaoshou!
The orangutan has spoken! ! !
The strong man trembled, and was so frightened that he had the urge to feces and urine incontinence!

However, before he could urinate, Ye Qing raised his hand and slapped him.

Then--

There's no after that.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[What about people? !How many people were that big just now? ! 】

[What just happened?Is it a live broadcast glitch? ! 】

[I just blinked my eyes, and the person disappeared? ? ? 】

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned to realize that it was only a blink of an eye.

Only Ye Qing, Lisa and the little blond man were left in the alley.

The few people who bullied the little man before disappeared.

That's right, literally.

The kind of hair that can't be found in an instant!
just like--

Ye Qing slapped them from the east to the west of the city!
"Little guy, put down the lid of the trash can in your hand, we are here to help you."

He sends a friendly greeting to Steve.

That's right, that little blond man is the future captain of the United States, Steve!
The protagonist of this world!

Of course, only for now.

"what are you?"

Steve shivered, too.

joke.

A talking gorilla will scare you in front of you!
"Well, have you seen an angel?"

"You mean you are an angel? Do angels look like orangutans?"

"No, I mean put down the damn lid in your hand, or I'll send you to heaven to see the angel right away."

"..."

Steve was silent for a long time.

Finally, he silently put down the lid of the trash can and took out the few dollars he had from his pocket.

"I only have this little money, you can use it to buy bananas."

He was about to cry.

Is today your death day?
First, he spoke uprightly to prevent those guys who wanted to steal money from succeeding, and then he was severely beaten.

it's good now.

Come face to face with a talking gorilla!

It's because I don't have enough knowledge.

Or is the world changing too fast? !
"I don't eat bananas, I only eat beautiful women."

Ye Qing finally accepted the fact that he became an orangutan, but he did not accept the change of his hobbies.

"Beauty? Do you mean a female orangutan who is about the same size as you and weighs more than 200 pounds?" Steve was even more frightened.

He tried hard to calm himself down, and told Ye Qing the famous saying "I can spend the whole day with you".

But look at Ye Qing's ferocious appearance——

Take the whole day?

What a waste!

Believe it or not? !
"No, just like the girl next to me."

Seeing that Steve didn't understand, Ye Qing deliberately found a template.

Steve was taken aback, "Then why don't you eat her?"

"Oh, this is food reserves."

Steve: "..."

Lisa: "..."

Live audience: "..."

God's reserve food!
Are you going to spend the winter? !

"Okay, Mr. Ye Qing, don't tease him anymore."

Lisa sighed and rubbed her temples with a headache.

Until now, she finally understands that Ye Qing's nature is not bad, but his mind is not normal.

I like to base my happiness on the pain of others.

"I didn't tease him. If he really refuses to invite me to dinner, I will definitely take his wife away."

Ye Qing looked very determined.

"You're not a fortune teller, how do you know if he has a wife?" Lisa sighed.

"He will, a person named Peggy Carter. But before they are married, this kid will seal himself into the source of God, and he will not break out of the source until a great world opens many years later. In that lifetime, he will become the Great Emperor...I will take good care of his wife during this period."

Ye Qing added: "Treat me like my own wife."

"Peggy Carter?"

Lisa keenly found a name from Ye Qing's nonsense.

"You know him?" Ye Qing was curious.

"That's my sister's name, and she's working at...sorry, I can't say where she works."

"Hey, this is interesting."

Ye Qing scratched his gorilla head.

Peggy Carter is the heroine in the "Captain America" ​​movie, Steve's daughter-in-law, and an agent in the US army.

It seems that there is really a sister?
But what's her sister's name?

Hmm, this chick might be using a fake name.

"Very well, thank you for the information, let's go and occupy your sister right now! Don't worry, I will let you watch while I occupy her, so that you can experience the pleasure and pride that only the big villain can get .”

Ye Qing took Lisa's hand and wanted to leave.

Lisa was dumbfounded.

"Don't! Didn't you say you want to eat? I'll let this kid take you to eat now!"

She decisively diverted the conflict.

Steve: "?"

Did I provoke you?

Live audience: "..."

A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.

Very good, no wonder the Great Devil Ye Qing favors you so much.

They watched speechlessly. After Lisa's persuasion, Ye Qing finally decided to temporarily give up the trouble of finding Peggy Carter.

Half-holding Steve out of the alley, around the corner, to the Brooklyn slums and into a house.

Along the way, I don't know how many strange eyes I received.

This behavior confuses them.

I don't understand if Ye Qing just wants someone to treat him to a meal.

Or is there something weird about this guy named Steve.

It is worthwhile for Ye Qing to "communicate" with him.

"Look, I don't have anything at home. If you want money, you should go to someone else."

Here, Steve entered the room on his own, and took out half a box of pizza from the table familiarly, "This is the only thing I eat."

"It means you can't come up with something to entertain us?"

Ye Qing's face darkened, and he slowly pulled out a black knife, "You don't want to know how happy the last person who refused to entertain me is living in the gay prison."

"...I already guessed it, and it suddenly occurred to me that I saved some money, and maybe I can buy you a decent steak... Wrong, maybe you need a whole cow." Steve lost .

"Very well, for the sake of your sincerity, I will consider leaving you a whole body later."

Ye Qing nodded in satisfaction.

To be honest, meeting Steve was completely accidental.

At first, he wondered how he could walk through the streets and alleys, catch Steve out, and then get exploration points from Steve when he became an orangutan.

Now, since God-sent fate made him meet, how could he not cherish it?
Well, since the opening prompt points out that there is a will of the world in this world, then I will hang Steve up and beat him later to see if the will of the world will be disturbed by this.

If not, I will take another arm off him.

Otherwise, I will steal his wife...

"Can you not kill me? I still have many wishes that have not been fulfilled."

Suddenly, Steve spoke firmly.

"Hey?"

Ye Qing was stunned, scratched his chin and said: "Coincidentally, I am actually a god from the east, the kind who specializes in fulfilling people's wishes."

Steve was overjoyed, "Will you help me realize my wish to join the army? I want to contribute to world peace!"

"This wish is very simple, I accept it, so now please give me a hot pole dance."

"Ok?"

"Don't be surprised, there is a need for a request, and there is a payment. This is a normal wishing process."

"...I don't think it's normal."

"Look at my knife and say it again."

"...Normal, but didn't you just say you want to eat, I'll go down and buy it for you first."

Steve felt aggrieved and went downstairs to buy food.